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What else are the San Antonio media going to cover? Did Tony Parker find another ex-teammate's wife to sleep with?
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Battles
Footballguy
Your notebook is incorrect. I didn't make it there. I'm still an Austin lurker. Maybe culdeus? I know he met cosjobs at some point.
cosjobs
Footballguy
If memory serves, Squirrel(s?) from New Orleans and Ziggy Bloom were here.
Tecumseh
Footballguy
That's probably right. Squirrels came to a poker tourney at Tipsy's place when I was there.If memory serves, Squirrel(s?) from New Orleans and Ziggy Bloom were here.
ETA: Updated PJ20 cornhole. 51
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Probably the smartest thing you've ever posted.
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
what ever happened to bigfun54?? Always liked that guy.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Do guys really count if you can't even remember their names?
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Homer probably knows, I think they're real world buddies.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
I always liked Atlanta FBG draft participant#10, but Atlanta FBG draft participant#12 was kind of a doosh.
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YSR
Footballguy
We are babysitting our 18-month-old nephew this morning. We arrived to find him engrossed in a cartoon. Great. I take him in the kitchen briefly and my husband changes the TV to ESPN. I tell him to please change it back, and that his world (getting to watch what he wants, when he wants, etc.) is going to be rocked if we have kids.
I ran to the store for about 20 minutes just now. I came back to find that he had rolled the kid's high chair into the living room, right in front of the TV, and plopped the kid in it so as to limit all that toddling around. I can't decide whether to be super impressed or frightened for our potential children.
I ran to the store for about 20 minutes just now. I came back to find that he had rolled the kid's high chair into the living room, right in front of the TV, and plopped the kid in it so as to limit all that toddling around. I can't decide whether to be super impressed or frightened for our potential children.
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shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Gotta be Pickles, right?- who's the governing body on this?
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
updated list
1. Hipple
2. Z Machine
3. Rudnicki
4. saintfool
5. furley
6. shuke
7. SLB
8. SLBD
9. Kilgore Trout
10. Norville Barnes
11. Krista
12. High Beams
13. The Gator
14. Cold Chill
15. tough as nails
16. beckster
17. scorchy
18. Otis
19. Chase
20. big bottom
21. tip top
22. steve tasker
23. boston fred
24. redmond longhorn
25. bobby sac
26. smoo
27. bakes
28. tangfoot
29. beagle
30. skylord
31. heckmanm
32. nuclear george
33. organized chaos
1. Hipple
2. Z Machine
3. Rudnicki
4. saintfool
5. furley
6. shuke
7. SLB
8. SLBD
9. Kilgore Trout
10. Norville Barnes
11. Krista
12. High Beams
13. The Gator
14. Cold Chill
15. tough as nails
16. beckster
17. scorchy
18. Otis
19. Chase
20. big bottom
21. tip top
22. steve tasker
23. boston fred
24. redmond longhorn
25. bobby sac
26. smoo
27. bakes
28. tangfoot
29. beagle
30. skylord
31. heckmanm
32. nuclear george
33. organized chaos
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good as anyGotta be Pickles, right?
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Ringing endorsement.good as anyGotta be Pickles, right?
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Krista, I have to ask - is this a case of 'the grass is greener'? I only ask because it seems like the job flies in the face of so many other plans, of both you and the beau.So I had my first interview for this Chicago job today. The interviewer flew down from Chicago this morning, met me for lunch for about 2-1/2 hours, and then flew back to Chicago. It went extremely well, and she already has invited me to the next round of interviews up there.I really don't know what to do.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
If you can't remember ANYTHING about the event, it doesn't count imo. Also, weren't there other FBG at Map Room with bakes? Apologies to anyone I'm offending here, but I thought JohnMadden'sLunchbox was one. And maybe somebody else. Am I confusing JML with Nucular George?
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
We don't have any WC here. It's a blessing and a curse.
JML is in Australia so I don't think he made the trip for that.There was another group though. Spacing on the name at the moment. Thought it was OrganizedChaos or something.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
correct.keep forgetting he is an FBG.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
At least I'm not completely nuts. They got there late in the night, and I recall meeting them and having beers with them, but it's possible I was drunk by then. I mean, you know, not urbanhack drunk, but pretty toasted. Pretty sure it's NG I'm confusing with JML, then.
jplvr
Footballguy
As most of you now know, we have Krystals in the souf.
Captain Placeholder
Footballguy
details please
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I'd guess I only go about 15 deep, but it's a better list than the schlubs these guys are meeting. There isn't a Mr Pickles or an Atlanta FBG draft participant #8 in the bunch.My list:Quez
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
"the souf". Pretty sure I live further south than you, and North Mexico has no Krystals either.Taking stock of why I live here now. Thanks.
you left off BlondeBombshellhttp://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showuser=836
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urbanhack
Fight The Power!
jplvr
Footballguy
Well, I was kind of referencing the incident in New Orleans, so as long as you live in the Mexico located in the USA (most of which is north of me in Birmingham, AL), you're actually further north.Geographied.
Sarnoff
Footballguy
Boss. Damn. I haven't been that jealous of a kid since my buddy was potty-training his--he had one of those little plastic portable deals to make the kid more comfortable with going when he needed to; I go over his place and the kid is pretty much in the same spot, right in front of the big screen TV, remote in hand, favorite DVD in the player, and he's doing his business right there in the middle of the living room. Life's all downhill from there.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Bowl refill tube. Do not flush toilet while doing this or after
Lift lid of toilet.
Locate refill tube (usually black rubber/plastic)
Unhook it from top of overflow tube
Place end of tube at the top edge of toilet tank (it should be long enough)
Replace tank lid so that end of tube is sticking out just a bit (don't make it too obvious)
Leave the room with poker face.
Next person who flushes the toilet will be squirted with water either on their back or front of pants and/or shirt. A lifted toilet seat may block spray but the message is the same.
Caution only do this if you're a real richard. It causes a minor flood.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
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NCCommish
Footballguy
My dad watched what he wanted when he wanted and used me as the remote control. I got in trouble if I spun the channel changer knob to fast.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Ha ha! You're old!
NCCommish
Footballguy
And you only had 3 channels, but THAT'S THE WAY IT WAS AND YOU LIKE IT?
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urbanhack
Fight The Power!
General Malaise
Footballguy
I got Salmons and Evans. Missed a bunch more. No clue who that coach was. Sacramento is turrible.Also, last night, pretty sure there was a middle-aged white dude with an escort two rows in front of us. Not sure how to describe what she was wearing, but I don't see many moms wearing it out and about. Very hot, though. Gotta give the guy props for bringing a hot hooker to a sporting event. :thumbsup:
Tonight, it's the MEMPHIS GRIZLLIES!!!111
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Keith Smart iirc
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General Malaise
Footballguy
I think they call it 'art'. Boss's wife decorated the place. I have no idea. I don't ask such questions. So long as the checks cash, I don't care if the walls are painted in human feces.wtf is that painting on the wall?I emailed this story to a few co-workers and friends. Our head trader finally got around to reading it today. Judging by his reaction, I'm guessing he found it a touch amusing.Yes, that is his real laugh.The guy likes to writeYou know I read that I loved the ending but was I thought he really could have made the story a lot shorter. The first 2/3 weren't necessary.Jesus
NCCommish
Footballguy
NCCommish
Footballguy
Actually we had more than that. We also had PBS and at least one UHF channel that showed wrasslin', Creature Feature movies, etc.
General Malaise
Footballguy
It's unbelievable. I've worked with this guy for 10 years almost. First time I heard him laugh like that I thought a heyena (sp?) had escaped the zoo and managed to find its way to our downtown office. He only unleashes it like that when the material tickles his funny bone in just the right way. I knew the story Ninja posted would evoke that out of him. Strange dude. Former body builder. Trophy wife. Gets up at 3am every morning, lifts weights, runs a bit, at his desk by 4:40am every day. He could break every single one of us in half. And yet when he laughs, it sounds like Richard Simmons getting his scrotum tickled by a feather.Almost forgot to come back and watch this.I emailed this story to a few co-workers and friends. Our head trader finally got around to reading it today. Judging by his reaction, I'm guessing he found it a touch amusing.Yes, that is his real laugh.The guy likes to writeYou know I read that I loved the ending but was I thought he really could have made the story a lot shorter. The first 2/3 weren't necessary.JesusIf you hadn't clarified gender, I would have guessed wrong.
It's unbelievable. I've worked with this guy for 10 years almost. First time I heard him laugh like that I thought a heyena (sp?) had escaped the zoo and managed to find its way to our downtown office. He only unleashes it like that when the material tickles his funny bone in just the right way. I knew the story Ninja posted would evoke that out of him. Strange dude. Former body builder. Trophy wife. Gets up at 3am every morning, lifts weights, runs a bit, at his desk by 4:40am every day. He could break every single one of us in half. And yet when he laughs, it sounds like Richard Simmons getting his scrotum tickled by a feather.Almost forgot to come back and watch this.I emailed this story to a few co-workers and friends. Our head trader finally got around to reading it today. Judging by his reaction, I'm guessing he found it a touch amusing.Yes, that is his real laugh.The guy likes to writeYou know I read that I loved the ending but was I thought he really could have made the story a lot shorter. The first 2/3 weren't necessary.Jesus
General Malaise
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