Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
I also watched "Midnight in Paris" last night. That was pretty bad too. The worst part was all the anachronisms during the 1920s sequences. I should know, right?
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Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
I hated that movie. But I think we already covered this. I seem to remember IB getting up in my grill for saying I hated it.
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More on Fartbarf (this is the music thread, right?):
Their Manifesto:
1. Set public expectations low, but keep internal standards high.
2. Attempt only to please yourself – if others choose like it, so be it.
3. Avoid all trends. Nothing good ever comes from following them.
4. Create what others cannot easily duplicate (and probably would’t want to anyway).
5. Everything fun mustn’t always be Fartbarf, but everything Fartbarf must always be fun.
More:
...Robotic, and somewhat unpredictable malfunctions create their live sound, as the very foundation is built on vintage synthesizers which notoriously drift out of tune depending on humidity, heat, age, how long they’ve been turned on, etc. The conceptual oxymoron in turn, becomes the futuristic primate.
Typical expectations at a live showing are a mess of tangled patch cables covering the stage, draping from one synthesizer to the next, an assault of sounds hitting frequencies and decibels sometimes only dogs can hear, grotesque Neanderthal masks, and bright orange NASA jumpsuits
Their Manifesto:
1. Set public expectations low, but keep internal standards high.
2. Attempt only to please yourself – if others choose like it, so be it.
3. Avoid all trends. Nothing good ever comes from following them.
4. Create what others cannot easily duplicate (and probably would’t want to anyway).
5. Everything fun mustn’t always be Fartbarf, but everything Fartbarf must always be fun.
More:
...Robotic, and somewhat unpredictable malfunctions create their live sound, as the very foundation is built on vintage synthesizers which notoriously drift out of tune depending on humidity, heat, age, how long they’ve been turned on, etc. The conceptual oxymoron in turn, becomes the futuristic primate.
Typical expectations at a live showing are a mess of tangled patch cables covering the stage, draping from one synthesizer to the next, an assault of sounds hitting frequencies and decibels sometimes only dogs can hear, grotesque Neanderthal masks, and bright orange NASA jumpsuits
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Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
It was bad. Lemme ask you something that might sound stupid. Was all of the time-travel #### just in Wilson's head? Were we supposed to take it seriously?
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Did Terrence Malick or Woody Allen direct it? No? Then it should be good.
proninja
Footballguy
I don't think M Night was involved either
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
The movie never made me give a ####.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I don't suppose Papi's Sloppys would get passed through for approval¿
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Great point.
Guster
Footballguy
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
I just got this.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
$Ted.Danson
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Never saw it myself. I just think I got up in your grill for having an opinion on absolutely everything. How was your breakfast this morning?
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
I still don't get this. Oh if you're kidding around, ok, I can sometimes get intense about movies and books. But everything? You see me posting in the political threads? You see me posting in any threads except Skyrim (and I am doing a PhD in Skyrim Studies)? I might drop a wiseass remark in a random thread now and then for kicks, but that's it. A ton of stuff swims past me in here without comment.
So stop painting me with the timoscochet brush, ok MOP?
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
I'm not stalking you from thread to thread, GB. You just seem to be very vocal on how you feel about everything mentioned here in the GMTAN. And yes, I am just busting your balls. All in good fun. I ain't gonna punch you in the face or anything.I still don't get this. Oh if you're kidding around, ok, I can sometimes get intense about movies and books. But everything? You see me posting in the political threads? You see me posting in any threads except Skyrim (and I am doing a PhD in Skyrim Studies)? I might drop a wiseass remark in a random thread now and then for kicks, but that's it. A ton of stuff swims past me in here without comment.
So stop painting me with the timoscochet brush, ok MOP?
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
You can if you want to, chief.I'm not stalking you from thread to thread, GB. You just seem to be very vocal on how you feel about everything mentioned here in the GMTAN. And yes, I am just busting your balls. All in good fun. I ain't gonna punch you in the face or anything.I still don't get this. Oh if you're kidding around, ok, I can sometimes get intense about movies and books. But everything? You see me posting in the political threads? You see me posting in any threads except Skyrim (and I am doing a PhD in Skyrim Studies)? I might drop a wiseass remark in a random thread now and then for kicks, but that's it. A ton of stuff swims past me in here without comment.
So stop painting me with the timoscochet brush, ok MOP?
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Thanks, sportYou can if you want to, chief.I'm not stalking you from thread to thread, GB. You just seem to be very vocal on how you feel about everything mentioned here in the GMTAN. And yes, I am just busting your balls. All in good fun. I ain't gonna punch you in the face or anything.I still don't get this. Oh if you're kidding around, ok, I can sometimes get intense about movies and books. But everything? You see me posting in the political threads? You see me posting in any threads except Skyrim (and I am doing a PhD in Skyrim Studies)? I might drop a wiseass remark in a random thread now and then for kicks, but that's it. A ton of stuff swims past me in here without comment.
So stop painting me with the timoscochet brush, ok MOP?
But honestly, I don't want to.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Oh, and the MOP thing. Not really a good one. Hurtful, sure, but I don't think it applies. You can do better.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Bogart
Footballguy
This is the greatest feeling in the world.I haven't really used the email account linked to this login since I was given a vacation several years ago.
My inbox is jammed full of forrestmail from 2006
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Pretty sure that's not the greatest feeling in the world.This is the greatest feeling in the world.I haven't really used the email account linked to this login since I was given a vacation several years ago.
My inbox is jammed full of forrestmail from 2006
Big Papi
Footballguy
Thanks GB Bogart. I use this place as a bit of therapy at times, so it's sort of like someone looking into my journal. Nothing I can do to stop it since this is a public forum, but I think it says a good deal that they would go looking. I've got a happy hour tonight with my friend that is going to have to leave the country. I volunteered to be her DD tonight, so it should be interesting to hear her take on it all.
Bogart
Footballguy
For those of us without a 22 year old....Pretty sure that's not the greatest feeling in the world.This is the greatest feeling in the world.I haven't really used the email account linked to this login since I was given a vacation several years ago.
My inbox is jammed full of forrestmail from 2006
Osaurus
Footballguy
HOV lane....here I come!!!
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Tecumseh
Footballguy
I call it "Tanner Plays Disc Golf".
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Well Innova does make the best discs.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Shuke usually leaves those rude, insensitive and socially ignorant statements to Pickles.'Guster said:Haters gonna hate'shuke said:You realize that's just all free crap he gets from work, right?'krista4 said:Well crap.
I don't know if this will help or hurt with the Guster crazyexes, but I wanted to sayand
for stepping up in the Great Secret Santa Debacle of 2011. Received this package in the mail today. No wonder GBGuster had to send it twice because it was returned the first time for insufficient postage!
The contents are going to ensure that the krista4 house and cars will be clean and fresh for a good long time. Have to say this is much more awesome for me than special brownies!
Our friend Guster is the bee's knees, as people of Tanner's age like to say.
And some of that stuff was actually purchased, but ultimately it was more of a "it's the thought that counts" move
cosjobs
Footballguy
Midnight in Paris was a trifle and was only a huge hit because it was the first Allen movie in 20 years that did not outright suck and most people want to like Woody. Tree of Life was overblown, self-importance full of overt metaphors, meaningful to no one who is already familiar with the word metaphor.'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Thank you. I'm getting piled-on in the Oscars thread for saying "Tree of Life" sucked.
Bogart
Footballguy
tubgirl?If you see a blonde standing up out of a bubble bath, stop before she gets out of the tub.'Big Papi said:I haven't really used the email account linked to this login since I was given a vacation several years ago.
My inbox is jammed full of forrestmail from 2006
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
jplvr
Footballguy
Tranny.tubgirl?If you see a blonde standing up out of a bubble bath, stop before she gets out of the tub.'Big Papi said:I haven't really used the email account linked to this login since I was given a vacation several years ago.
My inbox is jammed full of forrestmail from 2006
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Just forward to JAA.Tranny.tubgirl?If you see a blonde standing up out of a bubble bath, stop before she gets out of the tub.'Big Papi said:I haven't really used the email account linked to this login since I was given a vacation several years ago.
My inbox is jammed full of forrestmail from 2006
Kubes
Footballguy
So was 95% of what I sent Cosjobs in the secret santa thing.'shuke said:You realize that's just all free crap he gets from work, right?'krista4 said:Well crap.
I don't know if this will help or hurt with the Guster crazyexes, but I wanted to say
The contents are going to ensure that the krista4 house and cars will be clean and fresh for a good long time. Have to say this is much more awesome for me than special brownies!
Our friend Guster is the bee's knees, as people of Tanner's age like to say.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Tecumseh
Footballguy
Darn. I should have just sent SLB a giant block of foam.So was 95% of what I sent Cosjobs in the secret santa thing.'shuke said:You realize that's just all free crap he gets from work, right?'krista4 said:Well crap.
I don't know if this will help or hurt with the Guster crazyexes, but I wanted to say
The contents are going to ensure that the krista4 house and cars will be clean and fresh for a good long time. Have to say this is much more awesome for me than special brownies!
Our friend Guster is the bee's knees, as people of Tanner's age like to say.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Fake
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Sooo...ummm...a friend of mine may be having a bit of an issue lately.
This friend, we'll call him Guy Incogneto, has inexplicably gone from sexual dynamo to two-pump chump. It's an absolute mystery.
Last night with a supercute 23 year old spinner ended in about two minutes. The apologies lasted longer than the lovin. Or so I was told...by Guy.
Anyway, please advice! I know you dorks had to have gone through this before. This situation cannot be allowed to continue.
This friend, we'll call him Guy Incogneto, has inexplicably gone from sexual dynamo to two-pump chump. It's an absolute mystery.
Last night with a supercute 23 year old spinner ended in about two minutes. The apologies lasted longer than the lovin. Or so I was told...by Guy.
Anyway, please advice! I know you dorks had to have gone through this before. This situation cannot be allowed to continue.
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