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Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
What did you think of Tree of Life?
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
I'm guessing you...I mean Guy...was too sober. Your....Guy's M.O. seems to be laying tile while hammered.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
So you're saying I need to drink more...I think I can do that.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Guy needs to drink more.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
What would your drinking have to do with your friend's prob...hey wait a minute!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Dammit!
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
#### ring
UOFI_316
Footballguy
Just called for Geofoam on a project, was unaware I could have gotten any info I needed from here. :addstonotebook:Darn. I should have just sent SLB a giant block of foam.So was 95% of what I sent Cosjobs in the secret santa thing.'shuke said:You realize that's just all free crap he gets from work, right?'krista4 said:Well crap.
I don't know if this will help or hurt with the Guster crazyexes, but I wanted to say
and
for stepping up in the Great Secret Santa Debacle of 2011. Received this package in the mail today. No wonder GBGuster had to send it twice because it was returned the first time for insufficient postage!
The contents are going to ensure that the krista4 house and cars will be clean and fresh for a good long time. Have to say this is much more awesome for me than special brownies!
Our friend Guster is the bee's knees, as people of Tanner's age like to say.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Good point. Getting married is an effective way to delay gratification.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'd hand him anywhere from $15-20 and say 'thank you'.'Tremendous Upside said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
perfect.'Tremendous Upside said:
Tecumseh
Footballguy
Just called for Geofoam on a project, was unaware I could have gotten any info I needed from here. :addstonotebook:Darn. I should have just sent SLB a giant block of foam.So was 95% of what I sent Cosjobs in the secret santa thing.'shuke said:You realize that's just all free crap he gets from work, right?'krista4 said:Well crap.
I don't know if this will help or hurt with the Guster crazyexes, but I wanted to say
The contents are going to ensure that the krista4 house and cars will be clean and fresh for a good long time. Have to say this is much more awesome for me than special brownies!
Our friend Guster is the bee's knees, as people of Tanner's age like to say.
General Malaise
Footballguy
If you see a blonde standing up out of a bubble bath, stop before she gets out of the tub.'Big Papi said:I haven't really used the email account linked to this login since I was given a vacation several years ago. My inbox is jammed full of forrestmail from 2006
Wow, check out the memory on old Brent here.Speaking of Forrestmail, early on in the adventure, I used to send a copy of every email to a gmail account. I must have filled up 3 or 4 of them with emails. If I could remember all the logins/username combos, there would be a treasure trove of Forrestmails for anybody that wanted access to them. I never used the accounts for personal email, so they just sit there, idle, with hundreds and hundreds of old email attachments....pdfs, powerpoints, vid clips, jpegs.....What should I do with these?
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
[QUOTE='BGPwords Twitter Feed]Modern music is a propaganda tool of the left. Its a one-party state, and becomes a feedback loop thanks to liberal control of the industry.
[/QUOTE] This thing is 
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This thing is
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Bogart
Footballguy
1. Neatly print out all of the proper addresses and passwords on heavy decorative card stock.2. Seal in a bright red envelope.3. Wait for GMTAN Secret Santa 2012.4. Profit.If you see a blonde standing up out of a bubble bath, stop before she gets out of the tub.'Big Papi said:I haven't really used the email account linked to this login since I was given a vacation several years ago. My inbox is jammed full of forrestmail from 2006
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Dang, that would have been sweet.
BTW, I've lost 8 pounds since Monday morning. If anybody wants some infected tissues, underwear, etc., just let me know.
jplvr
Footballguy
My sexuality was challenged that day for a minute. "Oh, pretty hot... BOOBS... no, no,NO,NOOOOO"If you see a blonde standing up out of a bubble bath, stop before she gets out of the tub.'Big Papi said:I haven't really used the email account linked to this login since I was given a vacation several years ago. My inbox is jammed full of forrestmail from 2006
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Just cracked the code to one of them. 775 emails in there. Just picked a few at random and saw a 5 minute long Jenna Jameson clip, some great power points and some 'funny' stuff.1. Neatly print out all of the proper addresses and passwords on heavy decorative card stock.2. Seal in a bright red envelope.3. Wait for GMTAN Secret Santa 2012.4. Profit.If you see a blonde standing up out of a bubble bath, stop before she gets out of the tub.'Big Papi said:I haven't really used the email account linked to this login since I was given a vacation several years ago. My inbox is jammed full of forrestmail from 2006
This really was a nice little racket I had going.Gonna see if I can remember the other logins.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Changing all gmail passwords to 'fartbarf'
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Changing all gmail passwords to 'fartbarf'
proninja
Footballguy
Bogart
Footballguy
I just pulled up the one that I had for all Forrestmail and it has 780 unread, I have no idea how many total (did it on my phone).Strange thing was the next to last email was from Feb 2011. The last email was from Google, 8 hours ago.Just cracked the code to one of them. 775 emails in there. Just picked a few at random and saw a 5 minute long Jenna Jameson clip, some great power points and some 'funny' stuff.
Like they knew I was going to open it.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Aaaaaand this is the point at which all shtick generally needs to be propeled through the windshield of a moving vehicle.
proninja
Footballguy
That's a pretty good point
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
Gender reveal parties??? Is this new?
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Woz introduces his "girlfriend" to all his friends and family?
General Malaise
Footballguy
That's another expression I don't get....'we are through the looking glass'....little help here?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Does he do it by taking off her hood or robe first?
proninja
Footballguy
You wouldn't understand. It's about a novel
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
It means we're not in Kansas any more.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
JaxBill
Footballguy
So if you were to ship the Giant Bock of Foam, would you protect it in the Box with bubble wrap or foam peanuts?Darn. I should have just sent SLB a giant block of foam.So was 95% of what I sent Cosjobs in the secret santa thing.'shuke said:You realize that's just all free crap he gets from work, right?'krista4 said:Well crap.
I don't know if this will help or hurt with the Guster crazyexes, but I wanted to say
The contents are going to ensure that the krista4 house and cars will be clean and fresh for a good long time. Have to say this is much more awesome for me than special brownies!
Our friend Guster is the bee's knees, as people of Tanner's age like to say.
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Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
I thought it was from The Matrix? When Samuel L. Jackson tells Neo "you are not the matrix" and he touches that mirror and it eats him up.
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
I see no problem here.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Does that movie get any better after the woman runs around sidesways on walls and kills all the cops with guns?
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm with this guy. Two minutes with a 23 year old spinner? Who does he think he is, TT Boy?
Hawks64
Footballguy
Just did the same thing, and I am still getting Forrestmail type emails from a gentelman with the initials V.S. For the life of me I can't remember who that is.I just pulled up the one that I had for all Forrestmail and it has 780 unread, I have no idea how many total (did it on my phone).Strange thing was the next to last email was from Feb 2011. The last email was from Google, 8 hours ago.Just cracked the code to one of them. 775 emails in there. Just picked a few at random and saw a 5 minute long Jenna Jameson clip, some great power points and some 'funny' stuff.
UOFI_316
Footballguy
Sounds like you need to call up all of Guy's spinners and take them for a ride yourself. Or get him in contact with Tanner McLllama, I hear people his age have pills for this type of thing.
Osaurus
Footballguy
Loving these
Guster
Footballguy
looks like you've got your GMTAN SS gift for next year all picked out...ETA: too slow, Bogart beat me to itIf you see a blonde standing up out of a bubble bath, stop before she gets out of the tub.'Big Papi said:I haven't really used the email account linked to this login since I was given a vacation several years ago. My inbox is jammed full of forrestmail from 2006
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e-bay, imo
General Malaise
Footballguy
Just did the same thing, and I am still getting Forrestmail type emails from a gentelman with the initials V.S. For the life of me I can't remember who that is.I just pulled up the one that I had for all Forrestmail and it has 780 unread, I have no idea how many total (did it on my phone).Strange thing was the next to last email was from Feb 2011. The last email was from Google, 8 hours ago.Just cracked the code to one of them. 775 emails in there. Just picked a few at random and saw a 5 minute long Jenna Jameson clip, some great power points and some 'funny' stuff.
Harry Beanbag
Guster
Footballguy
I was wondering who the heck that was. That guy is one sick, twisted, perverted, wonderful human beingJust did the same thing, and I am still getting Forrestmail type emails from a gentelman with the initials V.S. For the life of me I can't remember who that is.I just pulled up the one that I had for all Forrestmail and it has 780 unread, I have no idea how many total (did it on my phone).Strange thing was the next to last email was from Feb 2011. The last email was from Google, 8 hours ago.Just cracked the code to one of them. 775 emails in there. Just picked a few at random and saw a 5 minute long Jenna Jameson clip, some great power points and some 'funny' stuff.
General Malaise
Footballguy
He used to work for a porn outfit of some kind...dude had all sorts of access. Back in the day, we used to try and one up each other on what we could send along. Ahhhh....the glory days.I was wondering who the heck that was. That guy is one sick, twisted, perverted, wonderful human beingJust did the same thing, and I am still getting Forrestmail type emails from a gentelman with the initials V.S. For the life of me I can't remember who that is.I just pulled up the one that I had for all Forrestmail and it has 780 unread, I have no idea how many total (did it on my phone).Strange thing was the next to last email was from Feb 2011. The last email was from Google, 8 hours ago.Just cracked the code to one of them. 775 emails in there. Just picked a few at random and saw a 5 minute long Jenna Jameson clip, some great power points and some 'funny' stuff.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Beanbag and Tanner have the same last name IRL....for about 3-4 months, I thought Tanner was Beanbag on FB. 
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Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Beanbag and Tanner have the same last name IRL....for about 3-4 months, I thought Tanner was Beanbag on FB.
General Malaise
Footballguy
There's 4 gmail accounts full of smut that won't leave a trail behind you if you ever want access.I never was on the forrestmail list.
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