Bob Sacamano
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urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Osaurus
Footballguy
Were you in the 863?Was at Walgreens getting a prescription for Mr. YSR and the guy cut in front of me. He asked the pharmacist if he could see the ingredients on the Wal-Phed that they keep behind the counter. Once he saw what he wanted, he asked to buy one, then asked to buy two of them. The pharmacist kind of cut a knowing glance my way. Another pharmacist helped me with my pickup, and it happened that we walked out around the same time. I had to go to the grocery store across the street and that's where he went as well (there was a pharmacy there).Were you following them?If I just witnessed an (alleged) methhead and his sister buying ephedrine at two different pharmacies, am I under any kind of obligation to report it? I mentally jotted down their tag # just in case.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
They don't require a driver's license to buy that stuff in your neck of the woods? I know in Cali and NY they do, because I always feel like an alleged methhead when I need to "score" some sinus meds.If I just witnessed an (alleged) methhead and his sister buying ephedrine at two different pharmacies, am I under any kind of obligation to report it? I mentally jotted down their tag # just in case.
YSR
Footballguy
Do you mean the 865? Yes.Were you in the 863?Was at Walgreens getting a prescription for Mr. YSR and the guy cut in front of me. He asked the pharmacist if he could see the ingredients on the Wal-Phed that they keep behind the counter. Once he saw what he wanted, he asked to buy one, then asked to buy two of them. The pharmacist kind of cut a knowing glance my way. Another pharmacist helped me with my pickup, and it happened that we walked out around the same time. I had to go to the grocery store across the street and that's where he went as well (there was a pharmacy there).Were you following them?If I just witnessed an (alleged) methhead and his sister buying ephedrine at two different pharmacies, am I under any kind of obligation to report it? I mentally jotted down their tag # just in case.
Yes, they do. The guy had to give his ID for the buy in Walgreens, which is why (I think) he took his sister into the Food City across the street.They don't require a driver's license to buy that stuff in your neck of the woods? I know in Cali and NY they do, because I always feel like an alleged methhead when I need to "score" some sinus meds.If I just witnessed an (alleged) methhead and his sister buying ephedrine at two different pharmacies, am I under any kind of obligation to report it? I mentally jotted down their tag # just in case.
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Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
You should have offered to sell them any spare teeth you had on you.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I saw some show on this. There are basically 'pain clinics' all over Florida, where anybody can come in, plunk down a couple hundred, describe their pain, obtain a script for Oxy and have it filled and refilled until they have what they need. Show interviewed people who had driven down from Kentucky for their pills....planned to sell them and get theirs for free.
For all the stupid crap I've done and the volume of illicit things I've ingested into my body, I'm incredibly thankful that I never came down with an addiction to any sort of pills. In before "there's still plenty of time"....
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Yeah, kids are dumb.
One of the 'today in history' things today was J.D. Salinger dying in 2010. I told the kids he was 90 years old. One girl says "How did he die?". It took a lot to not hit the softball out of the park there. I just said something like "Well he was 90. 90 year old people just die. We call it natural causes."
So the next period I tell them the same thing "He was 90 when he died. It's kind of funny but someone last period asked me 'how did he die?'. A girl raises her hand "How did he die?"
I couldn't let it go twice.
"He crashed on his dirt-bike."
"What? Really?"
"No, I'm kidding. It was a gang-fight."
"I'm kidding. He was 90 years old...NINETY."
"So he had a heart attack?"
"Yeah probably...and a stroke...and kidney failure...and liver failure."
Another girl (who you would think was on ludes if you didn't know any better) raises her hand.
"Betty White just turned 90 and she's still alive."
"Yes, yes she is."
"Well, I mean she's 90 and she's the opposite of that guy."
"The opposite?"
"Yeah, the opposite of dead."
"Huh, we should come up with a word for that."
Then I pretended to crawl under my desk for the benefit of the non-stupid kids.
One of the 'today in history' things today was J.D. Salinger dying in 2010. I told the kids he was 90 years old. One girl says "How did he die?". It took a lot to not hit the softball out of the park there. I just said something like "Well he was 90. 90 year old people just die. We call it natural causes."
So the next period I tell them the same thing "He was 90 when he died. It's kind of funny but someone last period asked me 'how did he die?'. A girl raises her hand "How did he die?"
I couldn't let it go twice.
"He crashed on his dirt-bike."
"What? Really?"
"No, I'm kidding. It was a gang-fight."
"I'm kidding. He was 90 years old...NINETY."
"So he had a heart attack?"
"Yeah probably...and a stroke...and kidney failure...and liver failure."
Another girl (who you would think was on ludes if you didn't know any better) raises her hand.
"Betty White just turned 90 and she's still alive."
"Yes, yes she is."
"Well, I mean she's 90 and she's the opposite of that guy."
"The opposite?"
"Yeah, the opposite of dead."
"Huh, we should come up with a word for that."
Then I pretended to crawl under my desk for the benefit of the non-stupid kids.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
I saw some show on this. There are basically 'pain clinics' all over Florida, where anybody can come in, plunk down a couple hundred, describe their pain, obtain a script for Oxy and have it filled and refilled until they have what they need. Show interviewed people who had driven down from Kentucky for their pills....planned to sell them and get theirs for free.
In before "there's still plenty of time"....
jplvr
Footballguy
I've never taken anything like that, but pain pills used to not have much of an effect on me at all. You know me... I've also done plenty of stuff in my day, but people would ask if I wanted a lortab, I'd say yes, and... nothing. I had to have minor surgery a couple of years ago and got some percocets perscribed. Um, I kind of saw how people could get hooked on that stuff. I mentioned getting some with my foot trouble as well.I saw some show on this. There are basically 'pain clinics' all over Florida, where anybody can come in, plunk down a couple hundred, describe their pain, obtain a script for Oxy and have it filled and refilled until they have what they need. Show interviewed people who had driven down from Kentucky for their pills....planned to sell them and get theirs for free.
That was fun. I wouldn't dare mess with oxycotin though, just like I wouldn't think of touching something like heroin or crack. Llama
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
lmao <---should come up for words for this.
Thorn
Footballguy
Sorry to hear of your troubles coming to terms with being the same age as old and dead people.Yeah, kids are dumb.
One of the 'today in history' things today was J.D. Salinger dying in 2010. I told the kids he was 90 years old. One girl says "How did he die?". It took a lot to not hit the softball out of the park there. I just said something like "Well he was 90. 90 year old people just die. We call it natural causes.
So the next period I tell them the same thing "He was 90 when he died. It's kind of funny but someone last period asked me 'how did he die?'. A girl raises her hand "How did he die?"
I couldn't let it go twice.
"He crashed on his dirt-bike."
"What? Really?"
"No, I'm kidding. It was a gang-fight."
"I'm kidding. He was 90 years old...NINETY."
"So he had a heart attack?"
"Yeah probably...and a stroke...and kidney failure...and liver failure."
Another girl (who you would think was on ludes if you didn't know any better) raises her hand.
"Betty White just turned 90 and she's still alive."
"Yes, yes she is."
"Well, I mean she's 90 and she's the opposite of that guy."
"The opposite?"
"Yeah, the opposite of dead."
"Huh, we should come up with a word for that."
Then I pretended to crawl under my desk for the benefit of the non-stupid kids.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
How was your trip to Mars Hill?Sorry to hear of your troubles coming to terms with being the same age as old and dead people.Yeah, kids are dumb.
One of the 'today in history' things today was J.D. Salinger dying in 2010. I told the kids he was 90 years old. One girl says "How did he die?". It took a lot to not hit the softball out of the park there. I just said something like "Well he was 90. 90 year old people just die. We call it natural causes.
So the next period I tell them the same thing "He was 90 when he died. It's kind of funny but someone last period asked me 'how did he die?'. A girl raises her hand "How did he die?"
I couldn't let it go twice.
"He crashed on his dirt-bike."
"What? Really?"
"No, I'm kidding. It was a gang-fight."
"I'm kidding. He was 90 years old...NINETY."
"So he had a heart attack?"
"Yeah probably...and a stroke...and kidney failure...and liver failure."
Another girl (who you would think was on ludes if you didn't know any better) raises her hand.
"Betty White just turned 90 and she's still alive."
"Yes, yes she is."
"Well, I mean she's 90 and she's the opposite of that guy."
"The opposite?"
"Yeah, the opposite of dead."
"Huh, we should come up with a word for that."
Then I pretended to crawl under my desk for the benefit of the non-stupid kids.
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
How was your trip to Mars Hill?Sorry to hear of your troubles coming to terms with being the same age as old and dead people.Yeah, kids are dumb.
One of the 'today in history' things today was J.D. Salinger dying in 2010. I told the kids he was 90 years old. One girl says "How did he die?". It took a lot to not hit the softball out of the park there. I just said something like "Well he was 90. 90 year old people just die. We call it natural causes.
So the next period I tell them the same thing "He was 90 when he died. It's kind of funny but someone last period asked me 'how did he die?'. A girl raises her hand "How did he die?"
I couldn't let it go twice.
"He crashed on his dirt-bike."
"What? Really?"
"No, I'm kidding. It was a gang-fight."
"I'm kidding. He was 90 years old...NINETY."
"So he had a heart attack?"
"Yeah probably...and a stroke...and kidney failure...and liver failure."
Another girl (who you would think was on ludes if you didn't know any better) raises her hand.
"Betty White just turned 90 and she's still alive."
"Yes, yes she is."
"Well, I mean she's 90 and she's the opposite of that guy."
"The opposite?"
"Yeah, the opposite of dead."
"Huh, we should come up with a word for that."
Then I pretended to crawl under my desk for the benefit of the non-stupid kids.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Did you bill him $200 an hour for that?
Thorn
Footballguy
How was your trip to Mars Hill?Sorry to hear of your troubles coming to terms with being the same age as old and dead people.Yeah, kids are dumb.
One of the 'today in history' things today was J.D. Salinger dying in 2010. I told the kids he was 90 years old. One girl says "How did he die?". It took a lot to not hit the softball out of the park there. I just said something like "Well he was 90. 90 year old people just die. We call it natural causes.
So the next period I tell them the same thing "He was 90 when he died. It's kind of funny but someone last period asked me 'how did he die?'. A girl raises her hand "How did he die?"
I couldn't let it go twice.
"He crashed on his dirt-bike."
"What? Really?"
"No, I'm kidding. It was a gang-fight."
"I'm kidding. He was 90 years old...NINETY."
"So he had a heart attack?"
"Yeah probably...and a stroke...and kidney failure...and liver failure."
Another girl (who you would think was on ludes if you didn't know any better) raises her hand.
"Betty White just turned 90 and she's still alive."
"Yes, yes she is."
"Well, I mean she's 90 and she's the opposite of that guy."
"The opposite?"
"Yeah, the opposite of dead."
"Huh, we should come up with a word for that."
Then I pretended to crawl under my desk for the benefit of the non-stupid kids.
Thorn
Footballguy
You may have been misled as to the going billing rate in northern massachusetts
Thorn
Footballguy
he actually told me i could stay at his house if i didn want to chance the drive.Professionalism
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
Networkinghe actually told me i could stay at his house if i didn want to chance the drive.Professionalism
(maybe he's got a hot wife to network the crap out of later?)
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Fixed.Networkinghe actually told me i could stay at his house if i didn want to chance the drive.Professionalism
(maybe he's got a hot daughter to network the crap out of later?)
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
$300?
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Well, he had just taken a shot of cinnamen (no clue) infused bourbon outside the fish house we were going to, so he might have needed a chaser. What was really weird was how taken aback Waiter #1 was to Cosjob's request for a fresh pot of coffee...as if fish houses of America are not constantly churning out fresh pots at supper time."I'll have the beer battered cod, the hush puppies, corn on the cob and a side of your jalapeno tartar sauce"....I'm curious as to why cosjobs was drinking coffee.What sort of lead-in do I need to tell you all that our THIRD waiter of the night last night - a man who looked exactly like Jonnycakes from The Sopranos - looked deeply into the eyes of Cosjobs last night and said sweetly: "More coffee, Skipper"?
"Anything to wash that down with? Might I recommend a cup of piping hot, freshly brewed coffee?"
Pretty sure cos was alternating between vodka and coffee in Austin. Weird shtick he's got going there.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
GM's spelling woes are hilarious.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Hot
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
I refuse to believe there is a women in this county under the age of 65 named Beverly.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
I have a new client named Hazel. I was shocked when I showed up and she appeared to be younger than me.
General Malaise
Footballguy
There's one in South Carolina with flawless skin and tremendous teeth.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Did he show you guys pictures of his dog?Well, he had just taken a shot of cinnamen (no clue) infused bourbon outside the fish house we were going to, so he might have needed a chaser. What was really weird was how taken aback Waiter #1 was to Cosjob's request for a fresh pot of coffee...as if fish houses of America are not constantly churning out fresh pots at supper time."I'll have the beer battered cod, the hush puppies, corn on the cob and a side of your jalapeno tartar sauce"....I'm curious as to why cosjobs was drinking coffee.What sort of lead-in do I need to tell you all that our THIRD waiter of the night last night - a man who looked exactly like Jonnycakes from The Sopranos - looked deeply into the eyes of Cosjobs last night and said sweetly: "More coffee, Skipper"?
"Anything to wash that down with? Might I recommend a cup of piping hot, freshly brewed coffee?"
YSR
Footballguy
No shtick, you should see her mother. She's probably 65 and is just gorgeous. Double-take inducingly so.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Keep going...
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
My wife did a wedding last year for some 24 year old girl named Hazel. Turned out to be bat-crap crazy.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
If we have a daughter, I'm going to push hard for a name like Gertrude, Ethel, Hortence or Hazel. Hopefully, that will keep at least 15-25% of the male population at bay.
Course, if she gets my pigmentation and looks, I could call her Minka Kelly Nesbutt and nobody would hit on her.
Course, if she gets my pigmentation and looks, I could call her Minka Kelly Nesbutt and nobody would hit on her.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Are there bowling alleys that aren't seedy looking?
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Yes. Crappy hipster ones in urban areas that are full of neon and d-bags and overcharge for everything.Short answer: ones that suck. Seediness is the essence of a good bowling alley. Seediness, light beer, and fat men in ridiculous shirts.
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Yes. Yes.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Anyone see the bowling episode of Parks and Rec last night? Hilarious.
bentley
Footballguy
Yes. Agreed."Tom. I'm asking you as a man to stop this!"
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bakes
I am the Beer God!
Also a worn-out Defender game and a pinball machine unplugged in a corner, along with a collection of house balls from the 1950s, at least seven of which are red and black Lebaowsi-esque Brunswick Fireballs. And a Lustre-King.
bakes
I am the Beer God!
If we have a daughter, I'm going to push hard for a name like Gertrude, Ethel, Hortence or Hazel. Hopefully, that will keep at least 15-25% of the male population at bay.
Course, if she gets my pigmentation and looks, I could call her Minka Kelly Nesbutt and nobody would hit on her.
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