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- Thread starter General Malaise
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Thanks for keeping us updated on the Oildale PTA social calendar.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
But there will be no "P" in this association. Maybe some T&A if I'm lucky though.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Nice!
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
That confused me for a minute. I was trying to figure out why there was something called Sierra Arts in Chicago.Going to this:http://www.sierra-arts.org/brewhaha/
Bogart
Footballguy
Probably saving my brain cells for Sunday.Birthday brunch at Jake's. Bloody Mary's and Mimosas as soon as we get there Tour at Rahr's Brewery. Their samples are full pint glasses (3 to a tour paying customer, this glass is yours to keep)SB Party where half the guests are all homebrewers and bringing their lastest batches.Thankfully the SB party is in the media room at my brother's place. Already planning on leaving for work Monday from his place.
Guster
Footballguy
this guyi've got a happy hour starting at 3:30 and then a date? with a girl that used to report to me. i have a habit of getting drunk and texting her the dirty things and she asked me if i want to grab drinks tonight. not sure what her intentions are, could just be to chat and have fun, could be up for debauchery.
here's a pic of her... Halloween '10:
My link
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shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Damn!this guyi've got a happy hour starting at 3:30 and then a date? with a girl that used to report to me. i have a habit of getting drunk and texting her the dirty things and she asked me if i want to grab drinks tonight. not sure what her intentions are, could just be to chat and have fun, could be up for debauchery.
here's a pic of her... Halloween '10:
My link
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
#### yea!!!damn youthis guyi've got a happy hour starting at 3:30 and then a date? with a girl that used to report to me. i have a habit of getting drunk and texting her the dirty things and she asked me if i want to grab drinks tonight. not sure what her intentions are, could just be to chat and have fun, could be up for debauchery.
here's a pic of her... Halloween '10:
My link
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Wow. I never thought have a date with a girl like that.And by "that" I mean "attractive".this guyi've got a happy hour starting at 3:30 and then a date? with a girl that used to report to me. i have a habit of getting drunk and texting her the dirty things and she asked me if i want to grab drinks tonight. not sure what her intentions are, could just be to chat and have fun, could be up for debauchery.
here's a pic of her... Halloween '10:
My link
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Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Wow. I never thought have a date with a girl like that.And by "that" I mean "attractive".this guyi've got a happy hour starting at 3:30 and then a date? with a girl that used to report to me. i have a habit of getting drunk and texting her the dirty things and she asked me if i want to grab drinks tonight. not sure what her intentions are, could just be to chat and have fun, could be up for debauchery.
here's a pic of her... Halloween '10:
My link
No offense, Zooks, but Guster is clearly the GMTAN King of Assgetting.This guy knows no quit.
YSR
Footballguy
Care package received from Frosty today. Just in time, as things have been rough around here as of late (neither of us is having luck on the job front, one of his rental houses caught fire at 2:00 a.m. two nights ago, etc). We will be settling in for much movie watching over the weekend.
On kind of a side note, I don't know how much your spouses or significant others know about this place, but I share just about everything with him. He's constantly in awe of the community on FBGs, and in GMTAN specifically.
Anyway, thanks, GB.
On kind of a side note, I don't know how much your spouses or significant others know about this place, but I share just about everything with him. He's constantly in awe of the community on FBGs, and in GMTAN specifically.
Anyway, thanks, GB.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Fish and chips and pints o Guinness.
sorry GB. it was in the dream. guess you got to now.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
n/m. Nothing to see here.
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Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
We didn't go to Dallas 'cause Jackie Onassis said that it ain't safe for Catholics yet
-fish-
Footballguy
personal phone. yes, sexting from the subordinate is technically bad, but since it's consensual it's not actionable. plus I don't give a crap.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
***The Official Nicknames/Shticknames I Give My Students Despite Them Having No Idea Why I Think They're Funny*** list
Kelsie K (something Italian) = Kelly Kapowski
Berklee W. = Berzerkely
S. Shultz = Sarge (even funnier because it's a girl)
A. Howell = Thurston
Brooklyn C. = No-Sleep
Emerson E. (female) = Ralph Waldo
N. Dhillon (Indian kid) = Bob
N. Zolonowski (female) = Zbikowski
Desmond D. = Desmond Decker
J. Reno = Hightower
Kelsie K (something Italian) = Kelly Kapowski
Berklee W. = Berzerkely
S. Shultz = Sarge (even funnier because it's a girl)
A. Howell = Thurston
Brooklyn C. = No-Sleep
Emerson E. (female) = Ralph Waldo
N. Dhillon (Indian kid) = Bob
N. Zolonowski (female) = Zbikowski
Desmond D. = Desmond Decker
J. Reno = Hightower
Gadzooks
Footballguy
No offense taken. This 22 year old is quite an exception to what I'm used to. I usually screw things up with any half decent looking chick and I end up drunk, alone, losing one shoe and masturbating in strange places. And the chicks that I am usually successful with look like Shuke if he were wearing a wig and had breast reduction surgery. I absolutely bow to the prowess of Guster.Wow. I never thought have a date with a girl like that.And by "that" I mean "attractive".this guyi've got a happy hour starting at 3:30 and then a date? with a girl that used to report to me. i have a habit of getting drunk and texting her the dirty things and she asked me if i want to grab drinks tonight. not sure what her intentions are, could just be to chat and have fun, could be up for debauchery.
here's a pic of her... Halloween '10:
My link
This guy knows no quit.
Bogart
Footballguy
DAMN!!My phone will be available for any pics you want to send later tonight.this guyi've got a happy hour starting at 3:30 and then a date? with a girl that used to report to me. i have a habit of getting drunk and texting her the dirty things and she asked me if i want to grab drinks tonight. not sure what her intentions are, could just be to chat and have fun, could be up for debauchery.
here's a pic of her... Halloween '10:
My link
Bogart
Footballguy
Guster is doing well, but you sir are second to no one.:likeacrateoforanges:No offense taken. This 22 year old is quite an exception to what I'm used to. I usually screw things up with any half decent looking chick and I end up drunk, alone, losing one shoe and masturbating in strange places. And the chicks that I am usually successful with look like Shuke if he were wearing a wig and had breast reduction surgery. I absolutely bow to the prowess of Guster.Wow. I never thought have a date with a girl like that.And by "that" I mean "attractive".this guyi've got a happy hour starting at 3:30 and then a date? with a girl that used to report to me. i have a habit of getting drunk and texting her the dirty things and she asked me if i want to grab drinks tonight. not sure what her intentions are, could just be to chat and have fun, could be up for debauchery.
here's a pic of her... Halloween '10:
My link
This guy knows no quit.
Thorn
Footballguy
Good points. And of course, people never change their story if they feel bad or get emotional after the fact. So youre bulletproof from trouble on that front.
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I was going to offer to drive your car down to Austin for you.Are you saying you wouldn't drive to Columbus to have a beer with me?I live in Youngstown, GB.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I can't believe you typed all that out... I used to remember my dreams pretty well, but now, I forget them the second I wake up. 
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
I actually like it better that way. I don't want to walk around for the rest of the day thinking "Why was Scott Baio riding a moped up and down my hallway singing 'Candy Girl' by New Edition?"
Guster
Footballguy
No offense taken. This 22 year old is quite an exception to what I'm used to. I usually screw things up with any half decent looking chick and I end up drunk, alone, losing one shoe and masturbating in strange places. And the chicks that I am usually successful with look like Shuke if he were wearing a wig and had breast reduction surgery. I absolutely bow to the prowess of Guster.Wow. I never thought have a date with a girl like that.And by "that" I mean "attractive".this guyi've got a happy hour starting at 3:30 and then a date? with a girl that used to report to me. i have a habit of getting drunk and texting her the dirty things and she asked me if i want to grab drinks tonight. not sure what her intentions are, could just be to chat and have fun, could be up for debauchery.
here's a pic of her... Halloween '10:
My link
This guy knows no quit.
I have no clue how tonight will turnout, so no anointing me yet... and this is me massively outkicking my coverage, again. I'm not used to playing in this level of talent, but I'm not going to complain.ETA - there's a reason why there are no pictures on here of the girl from last saturday night. she's cute enough, but not anywhere near the same league as the other ones
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Done your way, Pilgrim. You just keep those stories coming and we can forget another check. And god help us if Hock Meng Tay ever googles his name.
General Malaise
Footballguy
If you can find me the posts that discuss this, I'll link it to page 1. And anything else you guys think we need to add to page 1, just repost fresh and I'll link it up. Thanks.
it was so vivid and i was so angry, i had to type out the whole thing. I think at some point I started yelling at you but I couldn't remember the context. And I also think the cop put a bunch of the weed in his mouth and just started chewing it.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Going out at 8pm to celebrate my wife's friend's husband's birthday because apparently, he doesn't really have many friends (or a personality), and so I'm the default for fun and booze in this budding social circle that includes a few other husbands absent any fun traits like a sense of humor, spontanaity (sp?) or blue humor. I'll probably drink more than I should to over-compensate for the dull moments, but I also have to coach basketball at 11am and if anybody here has ever coached boys basketball before, they can likewise attest that doing so with a hangover is absolute freaking hell. So I'll probably keep it between the lines as best I can, but I say that now at 12:40 without an ounce of booze coursing through my body. Things change in a hurry with me.
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Are you not in for Ace of Diamonds???So....would anyone else be interested in starting another baseball league this year??I am trying to gauge interest, as it seems there were at least a few people in here thinking about it - and I don't really venture into any other threads
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
It's only on page 4. I usually quit after page 3 so you're in the clearDone your way, Pilgrim. You just keep those stories coming and we can forget another check. And god help us if Hock Meng Tay ever googles his name.
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shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
This thread is only like the 8th search result, I wouldn't worry.And god help us if Hock Meng Tay ever googles his name.
Oh hell yes I'm in....was looking for another one too. Had a lot of fun doing AOD and X's league a few years back....if there was enough interest I could setup a live draft or another slow rolling draft.So far this is not looking good thoAre you not in for Ace of Diamonds???So....would anyone else be interested in starting another baseball league this year??I am trying to gauge interest, as it seems there were at least a few people in here thinking about it - and I don't really venture into any other threads
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
There is lots of pressure being the "fun" husband
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
We'll see what happens if people keep searching for it and clicking on this link.This thread is only like the 8th search result, I wouldn't worry.And god help us if Hock Meng Tay ever googles his name.
JaxBill
Footballguy
Don't know what's worse, the squeak, squeak, squeak of the sneakers or basketballs bouncing. Hint: No dribbling drills tomorrow, the last thing you want is a dozen kids dribbling with various levels of success at once.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Thank you!!!! That made my day. I'm gonna look at him one more time and then leave work early and get drunk and do stupid things. HOCK MENG TAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Done your way, Pilgrim. You just keep those stories coming and we can forget another check. And god help us if Hock Meng Tay ever googles his name.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I'd be interested, but I might be the worst FB player in the history of ever.Oh hell yes I'm in....was looking for another one too. Had a lot of fun doing AOD and X's league a few years back....if there was enough interest I could setup a live draft or another slow rolling draft.So far this is not looking good thoAre you not in for Ace of Diamonds???So....would anyone else be interested in starting another baseball league this year??I am trying to gauge interest, as it seems there were at least a few people in here thinking about it - and I don't really venture into any other threads
Thorn
Footballguy
Was there a story with our friend HMT or just the picture?Thank you!!!! That made my day. I'm gonna look at him one more time and then leave work early and get drunk and do stupid things. HOCK MENG TAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Done your way, Pilgrim. You just keep those stories coming and we can forget another check. And god help us if Hock Meng Tay ever googles his name.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Come on, guy.Was there a story with our friend HMT or just the picture?Thank you!!!! That made my day. I'm gonna look at him one more time and then leave work early and get drunk and do stupid things. HOCK MENG TAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Done your way, Pilgrim. You just keep those stories coming and we can forget another check. And god help us if Hock Meng Tay ever googles his name.
General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
I certainly didn't mean that as a 'LOOK AT ME' statement, but the guys going out tonight are just....kind of boring. They are all dads at the school my sons attend and I don't mind hanging out with them as our boys are all friends. In addition, all the wives get together at least once a month, so I feel like it's important to at least TRY and hang out with these guys socially. But I'd rather hang out with the wives, to be honest. They are more outgoing and funny. Most of my friends are loud, opinionated, funny and outgoing. These guys are just quiet and reserved and it can really drag at times when we are out. I find myself saying "HEY HOW MUCH FOR ME TO EAT ALL THESE SUGAR PACKETS!!!! I'M NUTS, I'LL DO IT!!!!"
Thorn
Footballguy
Come on, guy.Was there a story with our friend HMT or just the picture?Thank you!!!! That made my day. I'm gonna look at him one more time and then leave work early and get drunk and do stupid things. HOCK MENG TAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Done your way, Pilgrim. You just keep those stories coming and we can forget another check. And god help us if Hock Meng Tay ever googles his name.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Re: Superbowl
The amount of money spent on squares this year by The Syndicate is staggering. I think close to 5 grand in total. We're in tons of $100/$25 squares but the important one is the $1000 square.
NFC-AFC
1st QTR 3-8
2nd QTR 6-8
3rd QTR 8-5
4th QTR 1-7
$25k a quarter, kind of like our odds on the 4th. We have so many freaking 8' & 9's that if there is a safety, we could be rich.
~This will be the first time in 17 years that I won't have my GB's over for breakfast on Superbowl for pre-pre-pregame festivities. Kind of forgot about that until today.
Lastly, a riddle. What is the difference between Mrs. Strykerpks, Mayor Francis Slay (St. Louis) and Joe Bryant?
The amount of money spent on squares this year by The Syndicate is staggering. I think close to 5 grand in total. We're in tons of $100/$25 squares but the important one is the $1000 square.
NFC-AFC
1st QTR 3-8
2nd QTR 6-8
3rd QTR 8-5
4th QTR 1-7
$25k a quarter, kind of like our odds on the 4th. We have so many freaking 8' & 9's that if there is a safety, we could be rich.
~This will be the first time in 17 years that I won't have my GB's over for breakfast on Superbowl for pre-pre-pregame festivities. Kind of forgot about that until today.
Lastly, a riddle. What is the difference between Mrs. Strykerpks, Mayor Francis Slay (St. Louis) and Joe Bryant?
Mrs. Strykerpks accepted my friend request on FB.
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