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So I'm pretty !@#$ing drunk right now.

You know that guy who gets too happy when he's really sh!@faced and starts hugging his bros and sisters (hey K4! I love you!) in a happy drunk way? That's me after I pass through the crazy phase where I try to start a mosh pit. And I'm tanked now, y'all. And I love my ibuddies.

I'm not going to make one of those lists of people, etc. I love all you drunk and/or happy bastards, I really mean that.

Cheers.

 
Is this the drunk thread???

Anyways, you know those nights when your lady is over at her friends house, and you actually want her to stay over there... That's not good, right?

 
Just got home... When's the next round of bogart birthday shots??
Make it 11:20 and I'm in.
:banned: <-- Crown Royal Black
Awesome. I've never had that. How does it compare to regular Crown?For the record I had a shot of Don Q rum. Smooth and delish...
It's pretty much awesome sex in a glass. I can't afford to buy it, but it was an amazing gift from a friend. I will protect and ration it like angel tears.
 
So I'm pretty !@#$ing drunk right now. You know that guy who gets too happy when he's really sh!@faced and starts hugging his bros and sisters (hey K4! I love you!) in a happy drunk way? That's me after I pass through the crazy phase where I try to start a mosh pit. And I'm tanked now, y'all. And I love my ibuddies.I'm not going to make one of those lists of people, etc. I love all you drunk and/or happy bastards, I really mean that. Cheers.
I sort of half expected a post like this. I woke up at 10am wondering if I'm still tanked or just hung over, then stumbled to the kitchen to discover that I downed a half a bottle of Skyy. Good lord.
 
Went to BW3 last night for the UFC. I got there about an hour before my husband, who was playing poker with buddies, and got my beer on. I remember everything, him laughing as he put me to bed, etc.

What I don't remember is what he just shared. I apparently came downstairs at ~2:00a.m., in the buff, and made a bit of an ### of myself.

This is the first instance of sleep walking I have ever had. :mellow:

 
Went to BW3 last night for the UFC. I got there about an hour before my husband, who was playing poker with buddies, and got my beer on. I remember everything, him laughing as he put me to bed, etc. What I don't remember is what he just shared. I apparently came downstairs at ~2:00a.m., in the buff, and made a bit of an ### of myself.This is the first instance of sleep walking I have ever had. :mellow:
And he hasn't logged in and posted video? Slacker.
 
Zooks, I wish I had responded sooner. That thing she did the other night? The "you don't get any tonight, you just cuddle and I'll rape you in the morning" thing? That was a test, and you passed it. She started viewing it as a relationship right there.

She fell for you, dude. You might want to try patching it up. How do you know she doesn't actually dig older dudes, but didn't know it until now? Anyway, GLLLLL. And text me another pic, you dickmitten.
This is an excellent hair posting.
 
A little while later I get call on my cell from guy who I am kinda friends with but it's more like he's a friend of a friend. I saw him at the fundraiser last night and we had talked about going out for a beer sometime. Anyways, he tells me that he had no idea that I'd been divorced and he hoped everything was ok with me. I told him it had been 3 years ago and I'm fine. After some small talk he says that he wants to set me up with a girl he works with who is single and really nice and he thinks that she and I would really hit it off. Apparently she was at the fundraiser last night and asked about me but she never spoke to me and I don't remember seeing her based on his discription of her. He tells me her name and says that she grew up in the next town over from me but she now lives in my town. When he told me that she was 36 I said something like "yikes, she's old" and he said "wait, aren't you 36?" Oh yeah, I guess I am. So he tells me that he is going out with a few friends tonight and that she is going out with all them as well and that I should go too. I told him I'd think about it and to call me later with more details.

About ten minutes later the female co-worker who was there last night trying to set me up with the hygenist calls me and says she now has the perfect girl for me: the same girl that the other guy just called me about 10 minutes ago. My co-worker went on and on about how nice this girl is and how she just got out of a relationship and this would really be perfect. I told her there was a chance I might see this girl tonight and we'll see what happens.
Whoa... talk about a strange twist in this story.So tonight, instead of going out and meeting this 36 year old or going out with co-worker that wants to get and bang, I decided to stay home and watch a movie and stuff with the 22 YO. When she got here, she what was up with the stuff that someone wrote on my FB wall. The sister of the guy that wanted to set me up with the 36 year old wrote on my wall asking why I was home tonight and the female co-worker that also wants me to go out with the 36 year old also asked the same question. They both knew that I could've gone out with her tonight. I hadn't replied to them. Since the 22 YO has a boyfriend I had no problem telling her that what they wrote was about how they wanted to set me up with some girl and that I could've gone out with her tonight. She asked who the girl was and I said I didn't know her, 22 YO seemed a little upset about this and I reminded her that I'm not the one with a boyfriend. She laughed and said "I know, I'm sorry, I just got this sick feeling in my stomach picturing you going out on a date with someone. I won't do it again." I made some joke about promising not to date other girls if she promised to break up with her boyfriend. Then I get a text from my female co-worker who wants me to go out with the 36 year old and the text says: "hey, why didn't you go out with Gina tonight? I really think you and her would hit it off, she's really cute and lets face it, you could probably use the action, lol" I showed the 22 YO the text and we both laughed at the part about how I "could probably use the action" and 22 YO said something like "yeah if only she knew how much action you've been getting" Then 22 YO got this weird look on her face and asked what Gina's last name was and I told her what it was and the 22 YO turned completely white. She then told me that this 36 year old named Gina is HER COUSIN!! Wow, talk about a small freakin world. I could only imagine what could've happened if I had gone out with the 36 year old tonight not knowing who she was and finding out down the road that they were cousins at some family get-together or something. You know you live in a small town when the 36 year old girl that your buddy tries to set you up with is actually cousins with the 22 YO that you've been secretly banging for 2 months. What are the chances? Yikes!!!!
Why are you going to let this stop you?
22 YO made it clear tonight that she does not like this cousin and thinks she's a complete loser who has a drinking and gambling problem (she'd clearly fit in fine in this thread) Not sure if she really felt this way before, or if she just doesn't want me to go out with her. Either way, I don't see how me doing anything with the cousin can have a happy ending in any way. #1 Christ, after just re-reading what I just wrote, I think I'm ##### whipped by the 22 YO and suddenly my situation here feels like a cheesy drama that would be on the WB network. #2 (No offense Frosty, for some reason I just assume you're a big fan of cheesy dramas on the WB network)
#1 - You have passed through the looking glass, my friend. #2 - :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Actually no, but I totally get why you'd think that. Not sure what that means.
 
Went to BW3 last night for the UFC. I got there about an hour before my husband, who was playing poker with buddies, and got my beer on. I remember everything, him laughing as he put me to bed, etc. What I don't remember is what he just shared. I apparently came downstairs at ~2:00a.m., in the buff, and made a bit of an ### of myself.This is the first instance of sleep walking I have ever had. :mellow:
And he hasn't logged in and posted video? Slacker.
:goodposting: Also, I'm a big fan of using "in the buff" to describe being nude. I'm going to use it more often, especially when texting. For example, "hey Catshirt, how's about a pic of Mrs. SLB in the buff?" It just sounds classy to me.
 
Zooks - I once had a "friend with benefits." We've now been married for 11 years. Just sayin'.
#1 You're wife is hot, either you looked MUCH better 11 years ago or you have some serious blackmail on her. (don't be insulted by that, if you think about it, that's really a compliment to both you and your wife)#2 I absolutely loathe the expression "just sayin". When females say it I get very annoyed but I tolerate it. When a guy says it my blood boils and it makes me want to pull a fire alarm in a Bingo hall toward the end of a "cover all" game.
 
I was at a concert last night and saw a guy with kev-like amazing hair. I tried to get a picture, but it was too dark and I was trying to be coy and not use my flash. In retrospect, I should have just gone for it. Sorry to let the GMTAN down, I'll do better next time.

Currently out at a bar drinking and watching the Chelsea/ManU match. This is going to be a long day

 
I can't tell if Sam "likes" his own FB comments on purpose or because he's technically challenged, but either way it's great shtick. :lmao:
Full on shtick. When I first joined FB I had no idea what the "like" button meant. I was drunk and liked everything I could. When I did it to my own comments it enraged people so much that I got like 10 PMs asking why. It still pisses people off to this day so I continue to do it. My wife even got me a "MK Likes This :thumbup: " Tshirt as a wedding present :lmao:
 
I can't tell if Sam "likes" his own FB comments on purpose or because he's technically challenged, but either way it's great shtick. :lmao:
Full on shtick. When I first joined FB I had no idea what the "like" button meant. I was drunk and liked everything I could. When I did it to my own comments it enraged people so much that I got like 10 PMs asking why. It still pisses people off to this day so I continue to do it. My wife even got me a "MK Likes This :thumbup: " Tshirt as a wedding present :lmao:
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I can't tell if Sam "likes" his own FB comments on purpose or because he's technically challenged, but either way it's great shtick. :lmao:
Full on shtick. When I first joined FB I had no idea what the "like" button meant. I was drunk and liked everything I could. When I did it to my own comments it enraged people so much that I got like 10 PMs asking why. It still pisses people off to this day so I continue to do it. My wife even got me a "MK Likes This :thumbup: " Tshirt as a wedding present :lmao:
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:love:I was seriously hoping that Stryker was gonna by my secret Santa and that I was going to get one of those shirts. I would've worn it proudly and enjoyed all of my friends and family asking who the hell MK was.
 
I can't tell if Sam "likes" his own FB comments on purpose or because he's technically challenged, but either way it's great shtick. :lmao:
Full on shtick. When I first joined FB I had no idea what the "like" button meant. I was drunk and liked everything I could. When I did it to my own comments it enraged people so much that I got like 10 PMs asking why. It still pisses people off to this day so I continue to do it. My wife even got me a "MK Likes This :thumbup: " Tshirt as a wedding present :lmao:
:like:
:love:I was seriously hoping that Stryker was gonna by my secret Santa and that I was going to get one of those shirts. I would've worn it proudly and enjoyed all of my friends and family asking who the hell MK was.
Are you all out of ultrasound gel?
 
Any thoughts on prop bets? My guy is taking them until 4. I wasn't going to put any money on the game today but I got the itch and need to scratch it.
I never gamble (mostly because I'm too poor), but I heard the Giants are getting +3. Who in their right mind thinks this game will be decided by more than a FG?
 
Already been hitting the fresh salsa with blue chips (JB recipe but with habanero). Round 2 (Southwest pretzels) not until 3. Beer will help pass the time.

 
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Any thoughts on prop bets? My guy is taking them until 4. I wasn't going to put any money on the game today but I got the itch and need to scratch it.
Jake Ballard over on recs and yardsYes opening KO is a touchback4th quarter is highest scoringNE -7 to 10 ptsOv 4.5 sacksMore pts in 2HFollow at your own peril.
 
:hey:

We came home from Cuba three days early. Got stuck in Atlanta last night but are now safely home and settled in for the Super Bowl. Well, I'm settled in while Mr. krista is grocery shopping and picking up pizza. :excited: I don't like either of these teams much but maybe have never been so excited that I get to watch a Super Bowl.

Catching up on the thread now. :)

 
#2 I absolutely loathe the expression "just sayin". When females say it I get very annoyed but I tolerate it. When a guy says it my blood boils and it makes me want to pull a fire alarm in a Bingo hall toward the end of a "cover all" game.
Oh, good. I thought I was the only one who starts twitching everytime someone says this. No offense or anything, Kubes
 
:hey:We came home from Cuba three days early. Got stuck in Atlanta last night but are now safely home and settled in for the Super Bowl. Well, I'm settled in while Mr. krista is grocery shopping and picking up pizza. :excited: I don't like either of these teams much but maybe have never been so excited that I get to watch a Super Bowl.Catching up on the thread now. :)
No marching band this year?
 
:hey:We came home from Cuba three days early. Got stuck in Atlanta last night but are now safely home and settled in for the Super Bowl. Well, I'm settled in while Mr. krista is grocery shopping and picking up pizza. :excited: I don't like either of these teams much but maybe have never been so excited that I get to watch a Super Bowl.Catching up on the thread now. :)
I must have missed it. Cuba for work or pleasure? Did you go through Nicaragua or straight from the US? My lady and I would like to go there.
 
have to wake up at 5:30 tomorrow for a flight, so just having 2 folks over to grill oysters and boudin. should be tame, but fun. Coming up with some crazy betting sheets to keep the wimmins occupied

 
:hey:We came home from Cuba three days early. Got stuck in Atlanta last night but are now safely home and settled in for the Super Bowl. Well, I'm settled in while Mr. krista is grocery shopping and picking up pizza. :excited: I don't like either of these teams much but maybe have never been so excited that I get to watch a Super Bowl.Catching up on the thread now. :)
No marching band this year?
 
:hey:We came home from Cuba three days early. Got stuck in Atlanta last night but are now safely home and settled in for the Super Bowl. Well, I'm settled in while Mr. krista is grocery shopping and picking up pizza. :excited: I don't like either of these teams much but maybe have never been so excited that I get to watch a Super Bowl.Catching up on the thread now. :)
No marching band this year?
:hey:We came home from Cuba three days early. Got stuck in Atlanta last night but are now safely home and settled in for the Super Bowl. Well, I'm settled in while Mr. krista is grocery shopping and picking up pizza. :excited: I don't like either of these teams much but maybe have never been so excited that I get to watch a Super Bowl.Catching up on the thread now. :)
No marching band this year?
:lmao:
 

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