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Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I watched until the poms came out, and then I went into the backyard to play catch with my daughter. So, I guess I'm with this guy.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
You don't beat the #### out of them or force them to bong one after you've had a few?
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
You need to grab some 22 oz. Stone Arrogant Bastards. Nice flavor, big bottle, higher ABV.I bought a bunch because Kroger had them on sale for 99 cents. I drank them for a while, but I really don't think they taste all that great. On par with Bud light, etc. I'm drinking almost exclusively amber type beers right now.Not great. It's the beer of choice when I hang out with my BILs/FIL/Wife's family....but I don't much like it.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Pretty sure it's spelled Cranbrulet.Really disappointed with the way my Creme Brûlée bread pudding turned out. Needed more liquid (custard) than recipe called for. I remain indifferent about the game.
B-Deep
Footballguy
you should have tried my fiery wieners in crescent rollsReally disappointed with the way my Creme Brûlée bread pudding turned out. Needed more liquid (custard) than recipe called for. I remain indifferent about the game.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
That's a lot of bikinis.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Take lots of pics.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I just reread all of Louis vs Rick. So good.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
And not just of the chorizo.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Osaurus
Footballguy
Alternative spelling usedPretty sure it's spelled Cranbrulet.Really disappointed with the way my Creme Brûlée bread pudding turned out. Needed more liquid (custard) than recipe called for. I remain indifferent about the game.
Everything else was great. Stuffed and grilled jalapeños were awesome as were the bacon wrapped chicken skewers. Need to step up my dessert game.you should have tried my fiery wieners in crescent rollsReally disappointed with the way my Creme Brûlée bread pudding turned out. Needed more liquid (custard) than recipe called for. I remain indifferent about the game.
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
F TO THE A my brothers! Some of our other GB's had 9-0. There are A LOT of really happy north siders right now. :banana:Bob, hope you are doing well, gb.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
HA HA!!!!!!!!!!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I love HappySLB.
me toousually when I post something nice, I get a nice response from him, something to the effect of "hate"
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Let's not get carried away. I said not JUST of the chorizo.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
'St. Louis Bob said:F TO THE A my brothers! Some of our other GB's had 9-0. There are A LOT of really happy north siders right now. :banana:'Bogart said:'guru_007 said:Bob, hope you are doing well, gb.
Can I have some money?
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
'St. Louis Bob said:F TO THE A my brothers! Some of our other GB's had 9-0. There are A LOT of really happy north siders right now. :banana:'Bogart said:'guru_007 said:Bob, hope you are doing well, gb.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Am I reading this right? Bob just won $25K?
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH BOOZE THAT'LL BUY??
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH BOOZE THAT'LL BUY??
General Malaise
Footballguy
I like PBR more than LaBatt's Blue.'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:Almost'Aaron Rudnicki said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm probably the only guy in the world who listened to this yesterday, but do you know what sucked worse than this halftime show? Listening to Jim Grey on the radio awkwardly narrate what was happening..."And here comes Madonna. She is on some sort of bed like device. She is being carried by some warrior looking men. Ummmm, she has blonde hair. And I think...I think this is Vogue. Yes, this is the song Vogue. Madonna is now down and....and she is dancing and singing Vogue."'Guster said:It's a super bowl halftime show. I had very low expectations'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
It was so weird listening to him try and do play by play of the halftime show. I had to just turn it off.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Safe bet there.I'm probably the only guy in the world who listened to this yesterday'Guster said:It's a super bowl halftime show. I had very low expectations'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
, but do you know what sucked worse than this halftime show? Listening to Jim Grey on the radio awkwardly narrate what was happening..."And here comes Madonna. She is on some sort of bed like device. She is being carried by some warrior looking men. Ummmm, she has blonde hair. And I think...I think this is Vogue. Yes, this is the song Vogue. Madonna is now down and....and she is dancing and singing Vogue."
It was so weird listening to him try and do play by play of the halftime show. I had to just turn it off.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Preface> what follows is nerdy to the extreme. Lit-dork nerdy. Academic nerdy. Not cool video game or internet nerdy. I'm telling it only to make Guster and Gadzook's tales of love look that much better.
Story> Oh man I want to rail this Sexy Prof.
Today we're covering Little Red Riding Hood from a Jungian perspective - archetypes and all that noise. She lectures about how Red's red cape is a symbol of sexual transition (the start of menstruation, or as Homer calls it, "play ball!"). So in a way it means feminine sexuality. We also cover how there's two male types in these tales: the Big Bad Wolf, who's a highly sexualized predator, and The Hunter, who's the good guy who saves the day. Men tend to be both to whatever degree.
So I notice Sexy Prof is wearing a red jacket today. After her lecture I go down and say, "Ok, I don't want you to think I'm a wolf, but I have to know...your red jacket, that a conscious or unconscious decision?"
She smiles and says, "One: you are totally a wolf. And two: a very conscious decision."
We laugh. I say I'm not a wolf. She insists that I am. I say ok but I'm only part wolf and I'm conscious of it. She smiles. The other TAs shift uncomfortably. The thermostat explodes in the background.
This is hot stuff, people. You can learn a lot from English nerd flirting techniques.
Story> Oh man I want to rail this Sexy Prof.
Today we're covering Little Red Riding Hood from a Jungian perspective - archetypes and all that noise. She lectures about how Red's red cape is a symbol of sexual transition (the start of menstruation, or as Homer calls it, "play ball!"). So in a way it means feminine sexuality. We also cover how there's two male types in these tales: the Big Bad Wolf, who's a highly sexualized predator, and The Hunter, who's the good guy who saves the day. Men tend to be both to whatever degree.
So I notice Sexy Prof is wearing a red jacket today. After her lecture I go down and say, "Ok, I don't want you to think I'm a wolf, but I have to know...your red jacket, that a conscious or unconscious decision?"
She smiles and says, "One: you are totally a wolf. And two: a very conscious decision."
We laugh. I say I'm not a wolf. She insists that I am. I say ok but I'm only part wolf and I'm conscious of it. She smiles. The other TAs shift uncomfortably. The thermostat explodes in the background.
This is hot stuff, people. You can learn a lot from English nerd flirting techniques.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
You're dead to me.I like PBR more than LaBatt's Blue.'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:Almost'Aaron Rudnicki said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
I watched the first half at my parents' house as that was the ONLY invite I got for the Superbowl. 39 years old, beautiful wife, two great kids....and yet not one stinking invite to watch the Superbowl. I might as well done the "walk of shame" going into their house where my mom offered us leftovers and argued with my father over the lighting in the den like Frank and Estell Costanza. However, I got a last minute text to go to a buddy's house right before we went over, so we decided to leave at halftime from my parents and go to my buddy's....thus, I was forced to listen to the radio feed in the car.Safe bet there.I'm probably the only guy in the world who listened to this yesterday'Guster said:It's a super bowl halftime show. I had very low expectations'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
, but do you know what sucked worse than this halftime show? Listening to Jim Grey on the radio awkwardly narrate what was happening..."And here comes Madonna. She is on some sort of bed like device. She is being carried by some warrior looking men. Ummmm, she has blonde hair. And I think...I think this is Vogue. Yes, this is the song Vogue. Madonna is now down and....and she is dancing and singing Vogue."
It was so weird listening to him try and do play by play of the halftime show. I had to just turn it off.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Next up: Dr. Seuss' Hop on Pop.Preface> what follows is nerdy to the extreme. Lit-dork nerdy. Academic nerdy. Not cool video game or internet nerdy. I'm telling it only to make Guster and Gadzook's tales of love look that much better.
Story> Oh man I want to rail this Sexy Prof.
Today we're covering Little Red Riding Hood from a Jungian perspective - archetypes and all that noise. She lectures about how Red's red cape is a symbol of sexual transition (the start of menstruation, or as Homer calls it, "play ball!"). So in a way it means feminine sexuality. We also cover how there's two male types in these tales: the Big Bad Wolf, who's a highly sexualized predator, and The Hunter, who's the good guy who saves the day. Men tend to be both to whatever degree.
So I notice Sexy Prof is wearing a red jacket today. After her lecture I go down and say, "Ok, I don't want you to think I'm a wolf, but I have to know...your red jacket, that a conscious or unconscious decision?"
She smiles and says, "One: you are totally a wolf. And two: a very conscious decision."
We laugh. I say I'm not a wolf. She insists that I am. I say ok but I'm only part wolf and I'm conscious of it. She smiles. The other TAs shift uncomfortably. The thermostat explodes in the background.
This is hot stuff, people. You can learn a lot from English nerd flirting techniques.
General Malaise
Footballguy
That's not to say I won't drink it. I do. Especially when I'm in Michigan. It's a fine beer, I just don't like it as much as other generic macros. I also really like PBR.You're dead to me.I like PBR more than LaBatt's Blue.'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:Almost'Aaron Rudnicki said:
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
So she was on the rag? Seems weird to broadcast that info.Preface> what follows is nerdy to the extreme. Lit-dork nerdy. Academic nerdy. Not cool video game or internet nerdy. I'm telling it only to make Guster and Gadzook's tales of love look that much better.Story> Oh man I want to rail this Sexy Prof. Today we're covering Little Red Riding Hood from a Jungian perspective - archetypes and all that noise. She lectures about how Red's red cape is a symbol of sexual transition (the start of menstruation, or as Homer calls it, "play ball!"). So in a way it means feminine sexuality. We also cover how there's two male types in these tales: the Big Bad Wolf, who's a highly sexualized predator, and The Hunter, who's the good guy who saves the day. Men tend to be both to whatever degree. So I notice Sexy Prof is wearing a red jacket today. After her lecture I go down and say, "Ok, I don't want you to think I'm a wolf, but I have to know...your red jacket, that a conscious or unconscious decision?" She smiles and says, "One: you are totally a wolf. And two: a very conscious decision." We laugh. I say I'm not a wolf. She insists that I am. I say ok but I'm only part wolf and I'm conscious of it. She smiles. The other TAs shift uncomfortably. The thermostat explodes in the background. This is hot stuff, people. You can learn a lot from English nerd flirting techniques.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
I honestly wish I hadn't been invited over to my brother's house to watch. Watching football with my family is maddening. Although the women in my family (wife, mother, sister) all like football and are reasonably knowledgeable they just don't get the fact that I really want to watch the game. All of it. I don't want to talk about the upcoming fundraiser we're all working on or why my niece's kid isn't pottytrained yet.I watched the first half at my parents' house as that was the ONLY invite I got for the Superbowl. 39 years old, beautiful wife, two great kids....and yet not one stinking invite to watch the Superbowl. I might as well done the "walk of shame" going into their house where my mom offered us leftovers and argued with my father over the lighting in the den like Frank and Estell Costanza. However, I got a last minute text to go to a buddy's house right before we went over, so we decided to leave at halftime from my parents and go to my buddy's....thus, I was forced to listen to the radio feed in the car.Safe bet there.I'm probably the only guy in the world who listened to this yesterday'Guster said:It's a super bowl halftime show. I had very low expectations'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
, but do you know what sucked worse than this halftime show? Listening to Jim Grey on the radio awkwardly narrate what was happening..."And here comes Madonna. She is on some sort of bed like device. She is being carried by some warrior looking men. Ummmm, she has blonde hair. And I think...I think this is Vogue. Yes, this is the song Vogue. Madonna is now down and....and she is dancing and singing Vogue."
It was so weird listening to him try and do play by play of the halftime show. I had to just turn it off.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Is this prof married? Sounds like she wants your pen is mightier, GB.....Preface> what follows is nerdy to the extreme. Lit-dork nerdy. Academic nerdy. Not cool video game or internet nerdy. I'm telling it only to make Guster and Gadzook's tales of love look that much better.Story> Oh man I want to rail this Sexy Prof. Today we're covering Little Red Riding Hood from a Jungian perspective - archetypes and all that noise. She lectures about how Red's red cape is a symbol of sexual transition (the start of menstruation, or as Homer calls it, "play ball!"). So in a way it means feminine sexuality. We also cover how there's two male types in these tales: the Big Bad Wolf, who's a highly sexualized predator, and The Hunter, who's the good guy who saves the day. Men tend to be both to whatever degree. So I notice Sexy Prof is wearing a red jacket today. After her lecture I go down and say, "Ok, I don't want you to think I'm a wolf, but I have to know...your red jacket, that a conscious or unconscious decision?" She smiles and says, "One: you are totally a wolf. And two: a very conscious decision." We laugh. I say I'm not a wolf. She insists that I am. I say ok but I'm only part wolf and I'm conscious of it. She smiles. The other TAs shift uncomfortably. The thermostat explodes in the background. This is hot stuff, people. You can learn a lot from English nerd flirting techniques.
B-Deep
Footballguy
you'd better hope she is not the seerPreface> what follows is nerdy to the extreme. Lit-dork nerdy. Academic nerdy. Not cool video game or internet nerdy. I'm telling it only to make Guster and Gadzook's tales of love look that much better.Story> Oh man I want to rail this Sexy Prof. Today we're covering Little Red Riding Hood from a Jungian perspective - archetypes and all that noise. She lectures about how Red's red cape is a symbol of sexual transition (the start of menstruation, or as Homer calls it, "play ball!"). So in a way it means feminine sexuality. We also cover how there's two male types in these tales: the Big Bad Wolf, who's a highly sexualized predator, and The Hunter, who's the good guy who saves the day. Men tend to be both to whatever degree. So I notice Sexy Prof is wearing a red jacket today. After her lecture I go down and say, "Ok, I don't want you to think I'm a wolf, but I have to know...your red jacket, that a conscious or unconscious decision?" She smiles and says, "One: you are totally a wolf. And two: a very conscious decision." We laugh. I say I'm not a wolf. She insists that I am. I say ok but I'm only part wolf and I'm conscious of it. She smiles. The other TAs shift uncomfortably. The thermostat explodes in the background. This is hot stuff, people. You can learn a lot from English nerd flirting techniques.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
I'm just hoping she isn't the vig! GM> Not sure if she's married. We've avoided that topic, though she has mentioned kids. So more than likely we're two married lit dorks who like flirting and that's it. That's how I'm playing it, anyway.you'd better hope she is not the seerPreface> what follows is nerdy to the extreme. Lit-dork nerdy. Academic nerdy. Not cool video game or internet nerdy. I'm telling it only to make Guster and Gadzook's tales of love look that much better.Story> Oh man I want to rail this Sexy Prof. Today we're covering Little Red Riding Hood from a Jungian perspective - archetypes and all that noise. She lectures about how Red's red cape is a symbol of sexual transition (the start of menstruation, or as Homer calls it, "play ball!"). So in a way it means feminine sexuality. We also cover how there's two male types in these tales: the Big Bad Wolf, who's a highly sexualized predator, and The Hunter, who's the good guy who saves the day. Men tend to be both to whatever degree. So I notice Sexy Prof is wearing a red jacket today. After her lecture I go down and say, "Ok, I don't want you to think I'm a wolf, but I have to know...your red jacket, that a conscious or unconscious decision?" She smiles and says, "One: you are totally a wolf. And two: a very conscious decision." We laugh. I say I'm not a wolf. She insists that I am. I say ok but I'm only part wolf and I'm conscious of it. She smiles. The other TAs shift uncomfortably. The thermostat explodes in the background. This is hot stuff, people. You can learn a lot from English nerd flirting techniques.
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Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
She's clearly the angel.'Crazy Canuck said:So she was on the rag? Seems weird to broadcast that info.Preface> what follows is nerdy to the extreme. Lit-dork nerdy. Academic nerdy. Not cool video game or internet nerdy. I'm telling it only to make Guster and Gadzook's tales of love look that much better.Story> Oh man I want to rail this Sexy Prof. Today we're covering Little Red Riding Hood from a Jungian perspective - archetypes and all that noise. She lectures about how Red's red cape is a symbol of sexual transition (the start of menstruation, or as Homer calls it, "play ball!"). So in a way it means feminine sexuality. We also cover how there's two male types in these tales: the Big Bad Wolf, who's a highly sexualized predator, and The Hunter, who's the good guy who saves the day. Men tend to be both to whatever degree. So I notice Sexy Prof is wearing a red jacket today. After her lecture I go down and say, "Ok, I don't want you to think I'm a wolf, but I have to know...your red jacket, that a conscious or unconscious decision?" She smiles and says, "One: you are totally a wolf. And two: a very conscious decision." We laugh. I say I'm not a wolf. She insists that I am. I say ok but I'm only part wolf and I'm conscious of it. She smiles. The other TAs shift uncomfortably. The thermostat explodes in the background. This is hot stuff, people. You can learn a lot from English nerd flirting techniques.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
From now on, I shall call you Foos.
B-Deep
Footballguy
he should try and recruit herShe's clearly the angel.'Crazy Canuck said:So she was on the rag? Seems weird to broadcast that info.Preface> what follows is nerdy to the extreme. Lit-dork nerdy. Academic nerdy. Not cool video game or internet nerdy. I'm telling it only to make Guster and Gadzook's tales of love look that much better.Story> Oh man I want to rail this Sexy Prof. Today we're covering Little Red Riding Hood from a Jungian perspective - archetypes and all that noise. She lectures about how Red's red cape is a symbol of sexual transition (the start of menstruation, or as Homer calls it, "play ball!"). So in a way it means feminine sexuality. We also cover how there's two male types in these tales: the Big Bad Wolf, who's a highly sexualized predator, and The Hunter, who's the good guy who saves the day. Men tend to be both to whatever degree. So I notice Sexy Prof is wearing a red jacket today. After her lecture I go down and say, "Ok, I don't want you to think I'm a wolf, but I have to know...your red jacket, that a conscious or unconscious decision?" She smiles and says, "One: you are totally a wolf. And two: a very conscious decision." We laugh. I say I'm not a wolf. She insists that I am. I say ok but I'm only part wolf and I'm conscious of it. She smiles. The other TAs shift uncomfortably. The thermostat explodes in the background. This is hot stuff, people. You can learn a lot from English nerd flirting techniques.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
If I had bought one of those $1000 squares in SLB's pool AND had his numbers I would have won $25k.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
and "poof" it is gone.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
funny link. deleted. Questionable content, including hair dryers and ######.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Should have expected that. Hair dryers steal your soul.
no way me too!
Ja'loctopus!
Footballguy
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
kinda annoyed my "Puscasso" alias died on the vine.
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