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'General Malaise said:
'GroveDiesel said:
'General Malaise said:
'Guster said:
lol. this is actually more fun than I expectedshe's maye 5'1"looks better in person than in pics
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Sorry to hear about your blind date being better looking than Grimace from McDonalds.
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Are there enough Grimaces out there that this needed clarification?
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In a surprising twist, I wasn't sure if that was the correct spelling of Grimace or not, so I thought it needed a clairfier. :bag:
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:lmao:
 
'Guster said:
'General Malaise said:
'GroveDiesel said:
'General Malaise said:
'Guster said:
lol. this is actually more fun than I expectedshe's maye 5'1"looks better in person than in pics
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Sorry to hear about your blind date being better looking than Grimace from McDonalds.
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Are there enough Grimaces out there that this needed clarification?
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In a surprising twist, I wasn't sure if that was the correct spelling of Grimace or not, so I thought it needed a clairfier. :bag:
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:lmao:
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:goodposting: GM's spelling incompetence is consistently awesome.
 
'jplvr said:
'General Malaise said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'kevzilla said:
Doomsday Preppers comes on and the first family of wingnuts is from Floresville, TX. We're going to have my grandmother's 100th birthday party there in July. :unsure:
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This is a great show.
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Crap. I don't get that channel. :kicksrock:
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I have it set to record later. I'm hoping for good prep ideas for the zombie apocalypse.
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HFS, I love this show 20 minutes in. I think it's fun when people discuss how to prepare for things which will never happen, like the zombie apocalypse, but watching these people actually put it into practice is funny, awesome, and sad. Then again, Yellowstone could go off tomorrow, and they'd be the ones laughing... well, no... they'd die too in that one, most likely.I want to know who the doomsday expert is rating these survival strategies.
 
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Watching TV, I see that Red Box and Verizon are going to enter into a deal or some such....what does that mean? Verizon makes cell phones, right? Does this mean people are going to watch Red Box movies on their cell phones? Are people doing that? Seems like a small screen, no?

 
'Kubes said:
'shuke said:
Traveling, forgot my deodorant. I had to go across the street to another hotel that has a pantry and bought some speed stick. God this stuff stinks.
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Anything good under the mattress?
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Have a room with 2 doulbe beds. First on e I looked at had some wadded up tissues behind the mattress, like right near where you woudl lay your head down to sleep. I didn't pick that one.
 
'Guster said:
I have what we'll call a "practice date" tonight. Meeting a girl for drinks in a couple minutesLet's just say that I got home from the bars one night and she had messaged me saying that I sounded interesting, etc. well, I looked at her profile and we had some common interests so I figured what the heck. Yeah, shoulda looked at the pictures first. She's probably an offdee 5, maybe 5.5. Cute enough, but carrying around a little extra. Any shtick suggestions?Not sure how long this will last or how many times I'll check back in, but I'll see what I can do
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Can I get a pic to masturbate to?
 
'General Malaise said:
Watching TV, I see that Red Box and Verizon are going to enter into a deal or some such....what does that mean? Verizon makes cell phones, right? Does this mean people are going to watch Red Box movies on their cell phones? Are people doing that? Seems like a small screen, no?
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'shuke said:
'Guster said:
I have what we'll call a "practice date" tonight. Meeting a girl for drinks in a couple minutesLet's just say that I got home from the bars one night and she had messaged me saying that I sounded interesting, etc. well, I looked at her profile and we had some common interests so I figured what the heck. Yeah, shoulda looked at the pictures first. She's probably an offdee 5, maybe 5.5. Cute enough, but carrying around a little extra. Any shtick suggestions?Not sure how long this will last or how many times I'll check back in, but I'll see what I can do
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Can I get a pic to masturbate to?
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Drunk shuke is my favoriteNo pics of this one - not for lack of trying
 
'shuke said:
'Guster said:
I have what we'll call a "practice date" tonight. Meeting a girl for drinks in a couple minutesLet's just say that I got home from the bars one night and she had messaged me saying that I sounded interesting, etc. well, I looked at her profile and we had some common interests so I figured what the heck. Yeah, shoulda looked at the pictures first. She's probably an offdee 5, maybe 5.5. Cute enough, but carrying around a little extra. Any shtick suggestions?Not sure how long this will last or how many times I'll check back in, but I'll see what I can do
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Can I get a pic to masturbate to?
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what happened here?
 
'mr. furley said:
'shuke said:
'Guster said:
I have what we'll call a "practice date" tonight. Meeting a girl for drinks in a couple minutesLet's just say that I got home from the bars one night and she had messaged me saying that I sounded interesting, etc. well, I looked at her profile and we had some common interests so I figured what the heck. Yeah, shoulda looked at the pictures first. She's probably an offdee 5, maybe 5.5. Cute enough, but carrying around a little extra. Any shtick suggestions?Not sure how long this will last or how many times I'll check back in, but I'll see what I can do
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Can I get a pic to masturbate to?
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what happened here?
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shuke said he wanted a picture to which he could pleasure himself.
 
'ForteWillLeadTheWay said:
Guster: Review of the restaurant, please.
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i was quite impressed. it was only their second night of being open. there was ~30 min wait, but we managed to get a spot at the bar after only 10 or so minutes. started off with a couple house specialty drinks to go with chips and queso dip. finished it off with a beer and two 4" tacos (pastor and short rib for me). i'll definitely go backall in all, i think it does the bakersfield name proudoh, and she forgot her belt at my place. oops
 
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'Guster said:
'ForteWillLeadTheWay said:
Guster: Review of the restaurant, please.
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i was quite impressed. it was only their second night of being open. there was ~30 min wait, but we managed to get a spot at the bar after only 10 or so minutes. started off with a couple house specialty drinks to go with chips and queso dip. finished it off with a beer and two 4" tacos (pastor and short rib for me). i'll definitely go backall in all, i think it does the bakersfield name proudoh, and she forgot her belt at my place. oops
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:lmao: The whole idea is just surreal."I'd like to start off with the Kevin Harvick salad with ranch. Then the Frank Gifford filet, medium rare. And for desert I'd like the Earl Warren lava cake."
 
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