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somewhere along the line i must have slept with our garbage man's mother because ours is like this every week :hot: almost feels like they're making a sport of it
Do you guys tip him?
people do this?
i used to put beer out if i had a particularly large loadthat was when i had city collection

now i pay for it so #### em

 
somewhere along the line i must have slept with our garbage man's mother because ours is like this every week :hot: almost feels like they're making a sport of it
Do you guys tip him?
people do this?
People who don't want their trashcans destroyed. :shrug:
I don't see the need to tip the garbage men. Those lucky bastards only work one day a week.
 
somewhere along the line i must have slept with our garbage man's mother because ours is like this every week :hot: almost feels like they're making a sport of it
Do you guys tip him?
people do this?
People who don't want their trashcans destroyed. :shrug:
I don't see the need to tip the garbage men. Those lucky bastards only work one day a week.
:lmao: I threw garbage one summer back in the day. The only time I was offered a tip was when we had a special pickup and someone essentially threw out the entire contents of their house.

 
somewhere along the line i must have slept with our garbage man's mother because ours is like this every week :hot: almost feels like they're making a sport of it
Do you guys tip him?
people do this?
People who don't want their trashcans destroyed. :shrug:
I don't see the need to tip the garbage men. Those lucky bastards only work one day a week.
:lmao: I threw garbage one summer back in the day. The only time I was offered a tip was when we had a special pickup and someone essentially threw out the entire contents of their house.
Man, i was really hoping for a sex story here with a lonely but hot housewife. :kicksrock:
 
I think I have a minor flu started. Or maybe I'm just not sleeping enough. I feel like crap.

I also just slept on the floor of my little monk-cell study carrel with a blanket and my coat as a pillow.

Next week I'm going to remember to bring my flask full of whiskey. That will solve all these damn problems.

ETA: I was even too grumpy to flirt with Sexy Prof. And she tried too. :(

 
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somewhere along the line i must have slept with our garbage man's mother because ours is like this every week :hot: almost feels like they're making a sport of it
Do you guys tip him?
people do this?
People who don't want their trashcans destroyed. :shrug:
I don't see the need to tip the garbage men. Those lucky bastards only work one day a week.
:lmao: I threw garbage one summer back in the day. The only time I was offered a tip was when we had a special pickup and someone essentially threw out the entire contents of their house.
Man, i was really hoping for a sex story here with a lonely but hot housewife. :kicksrock:
:shrug: Though I did see a ton of old Juggs magazines/pron and dildos...dildii? People throw away a lot of weird stuff
 
somewhere along the line i must have slept with our garbage man's mother because ours is like this every week :hot: almost feels like they're making a sport of it
Do you guys tip him?
people do this?
People who don't want their trashcans destroyed. :shrug:
I don't see the need to tip the garbage men. Those lucky bastards only work one day a week.
:lmao: I threw garbage one summer back in the day. The only time I was offered a tip was when we had a special pickup and someone essentially threw out the entire contents of their house.
Man, i was really hoping for a sex story here with a lonely but hot housewife. :kicksrock:
:shrug: Though I did see a ton of old Juggs magazines/pron and dildos...dildii? People throw away a lot of weird stuff
Why would somebody throw something like that away? Were they broken?
 
somewhere along the line i must have slept with our garbage man's mother because ours is like this every week :hot: almost feels like they're making a sport of it
Do you guys tip him?
people do this?
People who don't want their trashcans destroyed. :shrug:
I don't see the need to tip the garbage men. Those lucky bastards only work one day a week.
:lmao: I threw garbage one summer back in the day. The only time I was offered a tip was when we had a special pickup and someone essentially threw out the entire contents of their house.
Man, i was really hoping for a sex story here with a lonely but hot housewife. :kicksrock:
:shrug: Though I did see a ton of old Juggs magazines/pron and dildos...dildii? People throw away a lot of weird stuff
Why would somebody throw something like that away? Were they broken?
In Oregon, we just throw them in the recycling. :shrug:
 
somewhere along the line i must have slept with our garbage man's mother because ours is like this every week :hot: almost feels like they're making a sport of it
Do you guys tip him?
people do this?
People who don't want their trashcans destroyed. :shrug:
I don't see the need to tip the garbage men. Those lucky bastards only work one day a week.
:lmao: I threw garbage one summer back in the day. The only time I was offered a tip was when we had a special pickup and someone essentially threw out the entire contents of their house.
Man, i was really hoping for a sex story here with a lonely but hot housewife. :kicksrock:
:shrug: Though I did see a ton of old Juggs magazines/pron and dildos...dildii? People throw away a lot of weird stuff
Why would somebody throw something like that away? Were they broken?
Sorry, I didn't test their functionality
 
Happy Birthday YRS! :banned:
Thank you to all who took the time to post on my FB wall, send me texts, etc. I truly appreciate your thoughts. At the end of the day, though, this post ranks #1 in terms of unintentional (?) laughter.
I would have posted on your wall, but it seems I've been defriended. :coffee:
Whaaaa? No, I don't think we have ever been friends PM me your name or send a request and let's make magic happen.
 
Forte> how much do you charge to marry those godless couples? I have a couple I barely know asking me to marry them and I feel like I ought to get paid to give up a summer Saturday. Since we only get like 3 of the them here.

 
Playing a game of words with friends with a girl I met last weekend. I've beaten her 3 games in a row and she made a wager for dinner to whoever loses this match. Assuming I win, do I still make her pay?? I'd go on the date just for fun as I'm not sure I'm all that into her...she's prob a 7. I do get the feeling I could :pickle:
You kids make life harder than it needs to be.
 
'Bob Sacamano said:
Playing a game of words with friends with a girl I met last weekend. I've beaten her 3 games in a row and she made a wager for dinner to whoever loses this match. Assuming I win, do I still make her pay?? I'd go on the date just for fun as I'm not sure I'm all that into her...she's prob a 7. I do get the feeling I could :pickle:
You kids make life harder than it needs to be.
what's the answer?
If there's a 7 who seems interested in ####ing you, there should be no such thing as not all that into her. Go fall in love, even if it's only for 5 minutes.
But do I pay for dinner even if I win?
Offer to. When she says no, a deal is a deal, offer to pay half. Seems like the cool thing to do, though I haven't been single in 15 years so Guster and the Successful Bachelor Crew are the ones to ask.
 
'Bob Sacamano said:
Playing a game of words with friends with a girl I met last weekend. I've beaten her 3 games in a row and she made a wager for dinner to whoever loses this match. Assuming I win, do I still make her pay?? I'd go on the date just for fun as I'm not sure I'm all that into her...she's prob a 7. I do get the feeling I could :pickle:
You kids make life harder than it needs to be.
what's the answer?
If there's a 7 who seems interested in ####ing you, there should be no such thing as not all that into her. Go fall in love, even if it's only for 5 minutes.
But do I pay for dinner even if I win?
No, but offer to buy the wine imo.
 
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'Bob Sacamano said:
Playing a game of words with friends with a girl I met last weekend. I've beaten her 3 games in a row and she made a wager for dinner to whoever loses this match. Assuming I win, do I still make her pay?? I'd go on the date just for fun as I'm not sure I'm all that into her...she's prob a 7. I do get the feeling I could :pickle:
You kids make life harder than it needs to be.
what's the answer?
If there's a 7 who seems interested in ####ing you, there should be no such thing as not all that into her. Go fall in love, even if it's only for 5 minutes.
But do I pay for dinner even if I win?
Offer, she'll refuse, "are you sure", yes I'm sure, say that you got the next dinner or the drinks at the next place.
 

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