GM's thread about nothing (18 Viewers)

[Crazy Canuck]

Back from Mexico. Other than disturbing images of SLB's junk, what did I miss?

Nothing much. Guster got engaged.

let's not start that rumor

Oh. So I shouldn't post it on FB?

 

[Guster]

Back from Mexico. Other than disturbing images of SLB's junk, what did I miss?

Nothing much. Guster got engaged.

let's not start that rumor

Oh. So I shouldn't post it on FB?

 

[Guster]

less than 3 minutes after your post, the girl from tuesday night sent me a message seeing what's up :finger:

 

[Crazy Canuck]

less than 3 minutes after your post, the girl from tuesday night sent me a message seeing what's up :finger:

"My friends are !@#holes."

 

[shuke]

FTR Mrs. SLB that it is gross when my dangling junk touches the sink when shaving after getting out of the shower. Ruling?

Thank god she's never seen me make crock pot chicken in the bathroom.

 

[Guster]

FTR Mrs. SLB that it is gross when my dangling junk touches the sink when shaving after getting out of the shower. Ruling?

Thank god she's never seen me make crock pot chicken in the bathroom.

you've made crock pot chicken in SLB's bathroom???

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Thought better of your Sandusky joke?

I was just about to post

:rimshot:?

in reply

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Thought better of your Sandusky joke?I was just about to post :rimshot:?in reply

Lookatme. Crazy boy has developed a Superego.

 

[shuke]

im gonna leave these here for later

bikini shot

Winner

 

[Bob Sacamano]

probably granddaughters.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

im gonna leave these here for later

bikini shot

Winner

I missed this. Random shot or facebook friend?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I know who Annyong used to be. Apparently not so much anymore. :shuked:

 

[Guster]

im gonna leave these here for later

bikini shot

Winner

I missed this. Random shot or facebook friend?

wow

 

[jplvr]

im gonna leave these here for later

bikini shot

BRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[ForteWillLeadTheWay]

im gonna leave these here for later

bikini shot

Winner

Meh. Dime a dozen.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

im gonna leave these here for later

bikini shot

Winner

Meh. Dime a dozen.

Gotta be a solid 40 cents in there, then.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

im gonna leave these here for later

bikini shot

Winner

Meh. Dime a dozen.

I'll take a dollars worth, thanks.

 

[Tecumseh]

FTR Mrs. SLB that it is gross when my dangling junk touches the sink when shaving after getting out of the shower. Ruling?

Compromise. Lay down a doily or coaster on the sink first.

A doily makes it classy. You should also extend your pinky while making crock pot chicken, and call her in to see it.

 

[ForteWillLeadTheWay]

im gonna leave these here for later

bikini shot

Winner

Meh. Dime a dozen.

Gotta be a solid 40 cents in there, then.

im gonna leave these here for later

bikini shot

Winner

Meh. Dime a dozen.

I'll take a dollars worth, thanks.

This is some weird-### math.

 

[Tecumseh]

Back from Mexico. Other than disturbing images of SLB's junk, what did I miss?

Nothing much. Guster got engaged.

let's not start that rumor

Oh. So I shouldn't post it on FB?

Give the sloppies something to talk about imo.

Back from Mexico. Other than disturbing images of SLB's junk, what did I miss?

Nothing much. Guster got engaged.

Guster>CONGRATS!

pretty sure i'd be spending my weekend doing damage control if that made it to FBmight set me back a bit with a couple of the ladies i'm pursuing just a touch

Oops.

 

[General Malaise]

If you died today and somebody close to you decided they would just browse your google search history to see what you were doing on the internet before you died, I wonder what that person close to me would say about this.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

This is some weird-### math.

I'm saying I want 120 of them.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

If you died today and somebody close to you decided they would just browse your google search history to see what you were doing on the internet before you died, I wonder what that person close to me would say about this.

baby on board?

 

[General Malaise]

If you died today and somebody close to you decided they would just browse your google search history to see what you were doing on the internet before you died, I wonder what that person close to me would say about this.

baby on board?

yeah, i don't know....

 

[Bob Sacamano]

This is some weird-### math.

I'm saying I want 120 of them.

And I was estimating a size 48 chest. He teaches our youth? oy

 

[Bob Sacamano]

"ugly black dudes"

If you want a picture, just ask.

 

[shuke]

If you died today and somebody close to you decided they would just browse your google search history to see what you were doing on the internet before you died, I wonder what that person close to me would say about this.

"how do you take a screen shot on a pc"

so rich

 

[ForteWillLeadTheWay]

This is some weird-### math.

I'm saying I want 120 of them.

And I was estimating a size 48 chest. He teaches our youth? oy

I don't teach them math, Rene.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

This is some weird-### math.

I'm saying I want 120 of them.

And I was estimating a size 48 chest. He teaches our youth? oy

I don't teach them math, Rene.

Do you tell them the Battle of Bull Run took place 51 years ago?

 

[Mr.Pack]

A link for Tre's blog

lolF'n hate Ralph Sampson III

Wisconsin should be bombed.

Have you met our friend Mr. Bronkowitz?Pretty sure Wisconsin is always bombed.

I tweeted him tonight that he should die in a fire. Probably overreacted.

Sometimes you Minnesota people are so cute with your ire for us. No offense taken

 

[ForteWillLeadTheWay]

This is some weird-### math.

I'm saying I want 120 of them.

And I was estimating a size 48 chest. He teaches our youth? oy

I don't teach them math, Rene.

Do you tell them the Battle of Bull Run took place 51 years ago?

No. I have to give you credit for referring to that battle by its proper name. Not like those traitorous yokels.

 

[Mr.Pack]

YES

When did Fort Meyers get a team?

 

[GroveDiesel]

If you died today and somebody close to you decided they would just browse your google search history to see what you were doing on the internet before you died, I wonder what that person close to me would say about this.

That you're bi and that you like them like you like your coffee: hot, black, and stirred with your manhood

 

[Bob Sacamano]

If you died today and somebody close to you decided they would just browse your google search history to see what you were doing on the internet before you died, I wonder what that person close to me would say about this.

I just added, "Symptoms of STDs" to mine.Stupid Hawaiian drug dealing moms.

 

[Osaurus]

YES

When did Fort Meyers get a team?

Up and coming "city"

 

[Bob Sacamano]

This is some weird-### math.

I'm saying I want 120 of them.

And I was estimating a size 48 chest. He teaches our youth? oy

I don't teach them math, Rene.

Do you tell them the Battle of Bull Run took place 51 years ago?

No. I have to give you credit for referring to that battle by its proper name. Not like those traitorous yokels.

It has two names?

 

[ForteWillLeadTheWay]

This is some weird-### math.

I'm saying I want 120 of them.

And I was estimating a size 48 chest. He teaches our youth? oy

I don't teach them math, Rene.

Do you tell them the Battle of Bull Run took place 51 years ago?

No. I have to give you credit for referring to that battle by its proper name. Not like those traitorous yokels.

It has two names?

Yes.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

First Manassas?

Never heard of it.

 

[Merlin]

First Manassas?Never heard of it.

We called it her First Moon Blood

 

[St. Louis Bob]

FTR Mrs. SLB that it is gross when my dangling junk touches the sink when shaving after getting out of the shower. Ruling?

As long as you're not shaving in the kitchen, you're fine.

It's my house. BTW, that comment was made on Tuesday. I've been a lot less grouchy than I am most February's but I'm also more of a dickmitten. Possible due to the fact I've been working an insane amount of hours. Anyhoo, she gave me the secret wife signal that sex would be acceptable the last two nights and I ignored the 3rd base coach and opted for sleep. This morning while the kids were eating breakfast, she called me into the bedroom to see something. She told me she was feeling "some sort of pain" on her secret garden and asked me to check it out. It has been an overcast day and the lighting in our room is sort of poor, so I grabbed this out of the nightstand, which caused her some alarm, and went to check things out. I got several inches away from her lady parts, said I don't see anything, then went for my morning walk. I'm holding out until she begs me for it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My "Today in History" today is about Garry Kasparov playing the "Deep Blue" IBM computer in chess (kids like technology crap like this).

I just wrote on the board "Feb. 10, 1996: Kasparov loses to Deep Blue."

I asked each class "Anyone know what this is about?" A couple of kids had some good guesses and one even knew who Kasparov was.

This period a girl raises her hand and says "Was it about a guy who tried to wrestle a whale?"

I hope you say yes to stuff like this. Sort of like this.

im gonna leave these here for later

bikini shot

bikini2

this one here

 

[ForteWillLeadTheWay]

FTR Mrs. SLB that it is gross when my dangling junk touches the sink when shaving after getting out of the shower. Ruling?

As long as you're not shaving in the kitchen, you're fine.

She told me she was feeling "some sort of pain" on her secret garden and asked me to check it out.

My link

 

[General Malaise]

FTR Mrs. SLB that it is gross when my dangling junk touches the sink when shaving after getting out of the shower. Ruling?

As long as you're not shaving in the kitchen, you're fine.

She told me she was feeling "some sort of pain" on her secret garden and asked me to check it out.

My link

 

[YSR]

Been trying to eat more of a Paleo-type diet (having only gotten through the intro of the book and having read the first three pages of the thread here) lately. Feeling good-ish.

That said, a friend of my husband's is taking us to an Italian place here tonight as a belated wedding present.

I am going to eat the #### out of some starter bread. Can't wait.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

FTR Mrs. SLB that it is gross when my dangling junk touches the sink when shaving after getting out of the shower. Ruling?

As long as you're not shaving in the kitchen, you're fine.

She told me she was feeling "some sort of pain" on her secret garden and asked me to check it out.

My link

Only 19 more days. I also edited my original post to keep the eyes of the GMTAN pure.

 

[No. 16]

If you died today and somebody close to you decided they would just browse your google search history to see what you were doing on the internet before you died, I wonder what that person close to me would say about this.

I just added, "Symptoms of STDs" to mine.Stupid Hawaiian drug dealing moms.

So very afraid.

 

[ForteWillLeadTheWay]

My "Today in History" today is about Garry Kasparov playing the "Deep Blue" IBM computer in chess (kids like technology crap like this).

I just wrote on the board "Feb. 10, 1996: Kasparov loses to Deep Blue."

I asked each class "Anyone know what this is about?" A couple of kids had some good guesses and one even knew who Kasparov was.

This period a girl raises her hand and says "Was it about a guy who tried to wrestle a whale?"

I hope you say yes to stuff like this. Sort of like this.

Not in this case. I have before though. In response to seeing a painting from the 1700s that had a dog in it this kid asked me "They had dogs back then?"

Me: No

Kid: But there's a dog in that painting.

Me: Oh, yeah. You're right. There is a dog in the painting.

Kid: So they had dogs way back then?

Me: No

Kid: I don't get it. If they didn't have dogs back then why is it in the painting?

Me: Actually that might just be a big cat. Yep, that's a cat.

Kid:

Me: Now that I think about it the first dog wasn't invented until the 1920s. So that must be a cat.

Kid:

Me: Tyler? I'm kidding. Of course they had dogs back then. If they didn't have dogs 300 years ago how would there be one in a painting from back then?

Kid: Ohhhh yeahhh.

Me: My work here is done.

 

[YSR]

My "Today in History" today is about Garry Kasparov playing the "Deep Blue" IBM computer in chess (kids like technology crap like this).I just wrote on the board "Feb. 10, 1996: Kasparov loses to Deep Blue." I asked each class "Anyone know what this is about?" A couple of kids had some good guesses and one even knew who Kasparov was. This period a girl raises her hand and says "Was it about a guy who tried to wrestle a whale?"

What was it on 2/8?

 

[ForteWillLeadTheWay]

My "Today in History" today is about Garry Kasparov playing the "Deep Blue" IBM computer in chess (kids like technology crap like this).I just wrote on the board "Feb. 10, 1996: Kasparov loses to Deep Blue." I asked each class "Anyone know what this is about?" A couple of kids had some good guesses and one even knew who Kasparov was. This period a girl raises her hand and says "Was it about a guy who tried to wrestle a whale?"

What was it on 2/8?

Spud Webb wins the 1986 slam dunk contest.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My "Today in History" today is about Garry Kasparov playing the "Deep Blue" IBM computer in chess (kids like technology crap like this).

I just wrote on the board "Feb. 10, 1996: Kasparov loses to Deep Blue."

I asked each class "Anyone know what this is about?" A couple of kids had some good guesses and one even knew who Kasparov was.

This period a girl raises her hand and says "Was it about a guy who tried to wrestle a whale?"

I hope you say yes to stuff like this. Sort of like this.

Not in this case. I have before though. In response to seeing a painting from the 1700s that had a dog in it this kid asked me "They had dogs back then?"

Me: No

Kid: But there's a dog in that painting.

Me: Oh, yeah. You're right. There is a dog in the painting.

Kid: So they had dogs way back then?

Me: No

Kid: I don't get it. If they didn't have dogs back then why is it in the painting?

Me: Actually that might just be a big cat. Yep, that's a cat.

Kid:

Me: Now that I think about it the first dog wasn't invented until the 1920s. So that must be a cat.

Kid:

Me: Tyler? I'm kidding. Of course they had dogs back then. If they didn't have dogs 300 years ago how would there be one in a painting from back then?

Kid: Ohhhh yeahhh.

Me: My work here is done.