What's new
Fantasy Football - Footballguys Forums

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

So... The friend with benefits who swore there would be no pics just let me take pics on the second "date"I made it extremely clear that she was just my play toy and she was completely fine with that. Not the hottest girl I've done, but she has some good talents and aims to please :thumbup:
:lmao: :lmao:
 
So GM has an empty warehouse for which he can't find a use and stryker is a warehouse manager without a warehouse to manage.

The ifriend Employment Act of Aught-Six clearly kicks in here imo.

 
So... The friend with benefits who swore there would be no pics just let me take pics on the second "date"I made it extremely clear that she was just my play toy and she was completely fine with that. Not the hottest girl I've done, but she has some good talents and aims to please :thumbup:
tap
Tap
i tend to be Very Good For sharing pics in general...
GMTAN Twitter?
 
So... The friend with benefits who swore there would be no pics just let me take pics on the second "date"I made it extremely clear that she was just my play toy and she was completely fine with that. Not the hottest girl I've done, but she has some good talents and aims to please :thumbup:
tap
Tap
i tend to be Very Good For sharing pics in general...
GMTAN Twitter?
I don't have keys to that account, but if someone wants to hook me up with the login info or if someone who has received a pic via text wants to put it up, feel free
 
I waited around all day yesterday for a package, too stupid to know there was no postal service on President's Day. I might have thought that it was possible had I even been aware that it was President's Day.

So today I do it again. The mail usually comes at noon -2pm. At six o'clock, still no mail. At 8pm I go out to the mailbox and there's a pink slip telling me that i was not here to receive the package I've been waiting for and I will need to go wait in line for 40 minutes at the main post office to get it. This is the same postal team that I gave $50 in gift certificates for the best cajun restaurant in town. I am kind of pissed right now.

An no GBKubes, I still have not received your package.

:rant:

 
Last edited by a moderator:
'DA RAIDERS said:
This #### is ####### gross. I got the lemonade one. I can't imagine how bad the blue one must be
Grape/fruit punch >>>>>>>>>>>> other flavors
:goodposting: A small shop a few blocks away sells it for $1.89/can.
What does strykr do? Anybody know?
Drink, mostly.
:lmao: If only I could get paid for it :unsure: :moneybag:But yeah, I work for a 3PL managing our corporate warehouses and training for our contracted agents on our deliveries and inventory control.
So GM has an empty warehouse for which he can't find a use and stryker is a warehouse manager without a warehouse to manage.The ifriend Employment Act of Aught-Six clearly kicks in here imo.
Still presently employed GB, but thanks. This afternoon I got a trip to OKC cleared at the end of March for training on a project that starts in late April. I'm hoping that keeps me employed for a few more months at least. I've been secretly/casually looking for the right opportunity in the past year or two but this solidifies that I should ramp up my efforts.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
'DA RAIDERS said:
This #### is ####### gross. I got the lemonade one. I can't imagine how bad the blue one must be
Grape/fruit punch >>>>>>>>>>>> other flavors
:goodposting: A small shop a few blocks away sells it for $1.89/can.
What does strykr do? Anybody know?
Drink, mostly.
:lmao: If only I could get paid for it :unsure: :moneybag:But yeah, I work for a 3PL managing our corporate warehouses and training for our contracted agents on our deliveries and inventory control.
So GM has an empty warehouse for which he can't find a use and stryker is a warehouse manager without a warehouse to manage.The ifriend Employment Act of Aught-Six clearly kicks in here imo.
Still presently employed GB, but thanks. This afternoon I got a trip to OKC cleared at the end of March for training on a project that starts in late April. I'm hoping that keeps me employed for a few more months at least. I've been secretly/casually looking for the right opportunity in the past year or two but this solidifies that I should ramp up my efforts.
Weren't you wanting to leave, but couldn't pull the trigger because you were in line for CEO if you could tough it out for 20 years?Problem solved.
 
Weren't you wanting to leave, but couldn't pull the trigger because you were in line for CEO if you could tough it out for 20 years?Problem solved.
Not quite CEO but, yeah that was the gist of it. Now I have no problem aggressively looking for something else.
not to be a ####, but you're getting what you really wanted, right? I can be happy and excited for you? Sure its a bit scary, but now, you almost have to do it.
 
So GM has an empty warehouse for which he can't find a use and stryker is a warehouse manager without a warehouse to manage.The ifriend Employment Act of Aught-Six clearly kicks in here imo.
Does anyone have an empty college enrolled by tattooed punk-rock women thirsty for knowledge?No? Meh, it was worth checking.
 
So GM has an empty warehouse for which he can't find a use and stryker is a warehouse manager without a warehouse to manage.The ifriend Employment Act of Aught-Six clearly kicks in here imo.
Hey, I can manage an empty warehouse!
And if it was filled with liquor, he could manage to empty it! BadaBoom!Haha, but seriously GMTAN, I just flew over to this thread from xvidieos and man are my arms tired...BadaBoom!
 
So GM has an empty warehouse for which he can't find a use and stryker is a warehouse manager without a warehouse to manage.The ifriend Employment Act of Aught-Six clearly kicks in here imo.
Hey, I can manage an empty warehouse!
And if it was filled with liquor, he could manage to empty it! BadaBoom!Haha, but seriously GMTAN, I just flew over to this thread from xvidieos and man are my arms tired...BadaBoom!
Gold, Jerry. Gold!
 
So... The friend with benefits who swore there would be no pics just let me take pics on the second "date"I made it extremely clear that she was just my play toy and she was completely fine with that. Not the hottest girl I've done, but she has some good talents and aims to please :thumbup:
:coffee:
 
'B-Deep said:
'Bogart said:
Driving across town this afternoon for a 3 hour meeting, 57 powerpoint slides, of which I will speak to exactly one of them.Should I be pissed or happy that I get to turn my brain off for 2 hours and 58 mins this afternoon?#genericwhiteguyproblems
concentrate on owning the room during your slideyou need to deliver it with power, with flair, with panachemake it the best damn slide of the afternoon
They took my ####### slide out of the presentation. Gone, poof, no warning. They combined it with some other slides and made it a single bullet point on another slide. So I sat in what became a 4 hour meeting and didn't have to say a word. Granted, I got in face time with who I needed to during breaks and during dinner last night, so it wasn't completely a waste, but still I was disappointed.
 
'B-Deep said:
'Bogart said:
Driving across town this afternoon for a 3 hour meeting, 57 powerpoint slides, of which I will speak to exactly one of them.Should I be pissed or happy that I get to turn my brain off for 2 hours and 58 mins this afternoon?#genericwhiteguyproblems
concentrate on owning the room during your slideyou need to deliver it with power, with flair, with panachemake it the best damn slide of the afternoon
They took my ####### slide out of the presentation. Gone, poof, no warning. They combined it with some other slides and made it a single bullet point on another slide. So I sat in what became a 4 hour meeting and didn't have to say a word. Granted, I got in face time with who I needed to during breaks and during dinner last night, so it wasn't completely a waste, but still I was disappointed.
I spent seven hours round trip in a car yesterday with my boss to attend a two and a half hour meeting wherein I spoke for about twenty minutes, if it makes you feel any better.
 
i ran 4 miles yesterday.
was someone/something chasing you?
if someone sneezes and you say "bless you", then they sneeze again, are you obligated to say "bless you" one more time or does the first one cover any additional sneezes?
the shark move is to wait at least 5 seconds after the initial sneeze. Usually any others will happen by then and you can cover them all with one GBY.
 
'B-Deep said:
'Bogart said:
Driving across town this afternoon for a 3 hour meeting, 57 powerpoint slides, of which I will speak to exactly one of them.Should I be pissed or happy that I get to turn my brain off for 2 hours and 58 mins this afternoon?#genericwhiteguyproblems
concentrate on owning the room during your slideyou need to deliver it with power, with flair, with panachemake it the best damn slide of the afternoon
They took my ####### slide out of the presentation. Gone, poof, no warning. They combined it with some other slides and made it a single bullet point on another slide. So I sat in what became a 4 hour meeting and didn't have to say a word. Granted, I got in face time with who I needed to during breaks and during dinner last night, so it wasn't completely a waste, but still I was disappointed.
I spent seven hours round trip in a car yesterday with my boss to attend a two and a half hour meeting wherein I spoke for about twenty minutes, if it makes you feel any better.
The 86-year old owner crapped his pants yesterday and I had to deal with the smell wafting through the office for hours.
 
'B-Deep said:
'Bogart said:
Driving across town this afternoon for a 3 hour meeting, 57 powerpoint slides, of which I will speak to exactly one of them.Should I be pissed or happy that I get to turn my brain off for 2 hours and 58 mins this afternoon?#genericwhiteguyproblems
concentrate on owning the room during your slideyou need to deliver it with power, with flair, with panachemake it the best damn slide of the afternoon
They took my ####### slide out of the presentation. Gone, poof, no warning. They combined it with some other slides and made it a single bullet point on another slide. So I sat in what became a 4 hour meeting and didn't have to say a word. Granted, I got in face time with who I needed to during breaks and during dinner last night, so it wasn't completely a waste, but still I was disappointed.
you need to take a #### in someone's garbage can
 
I spent seven hours round trip in a car yesterday with my boss to attend a two and a half hour meeting wherein I spoke for about twenty minutes, if it makes you feel any better.
Strangely, it does.
you need to take a #### in someone's garbage can
I upper decked the hotel on the way out. Ordered a 50 dollar steak WITH a 10 dollar cup of lobster bisque AND beers and wine at dinner. I think we are even.
 
'Thorn said:
'Bogart said:
Driving across town this afternoon for a 3 hour meeting, 57 powerpoint slides, of which I will speak to exactly one of them.

Should I be pissed or happy that I get to turn my brain off for 2 hours and 58 mins this afternoon?

#genericwhiteguyproblems
concentrate on owning the room during your slideyou need to deliver it with power, with flair, with panache

make it the best damn slide of the afternoon
They took my ####### slide out of the presentation. Gone, poof, no warning. They combined it with some other slides and made it a single bullet point on another slide. So I sat in what became a 4 hour meeting and didn't have to say a word. Granted, I got in face time with who I needed to during breaks and during dinner last night, so it wasn't completely a waste, but still I was disappointed.
I spent seven hours round trip in a car yesterday with my boss to attend a two and a half hour meeting wherein I spoke for about twenty minutes, if it makes you feel any better.
My link
 
At the Intl Roofing Expo. The girl in the booth across from me is a solid 8.5. Will try to get pics.

Updates as necessary...

ETA- 9.5 so hot

 
Last edited by a moderator:
'Annyong said:
'phishphan said:
'Annyong said:
i ran 4 miles yesterday.
was someone/something chasing you?
if someone sneezes and you say "bless you", then they sneeze again, are you obligated to say "bless you" one more time or does the first one cover any additional sneezes?
No. The first failure was proof God doesn't exist, so you should probably be quiet. It's bad enough have chronic sneezing issues, don't give him a loss of faith to go with it.
 
'Annyong said:
'phishphan said:
'Annyong said:
i ran 4 miles yesterday.
was someone/something chasing you?
if someone sneezes and you say "bless you", then they sneeze again, are you obligated to say "bless you" one more time or does the first one cover any additional sneezes?
No. The first failure was proof God doesn't exist, so you should probably be quiet. It's bad enough have chronic sneezing issues, don't give him a loss of faith to go with it.
my mother taught me to say it. im honoring my mother. why do you hate my mom? shes a pretty cool lady.
 
'cosjobs said:
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
'cosjobs said:
Weren't you wanting to leave, but couldn't pull the trigger because you were in line for CEO if you could tough it out for 20 years?Problem solved.
Not quite CEO but, yeah that was the gist of it. Now I have no problem aggressively looking for something else.
not to be a ####, but you're getting what you really wanted, right? I can be happy and excited for you? Sure its a bit scary, but now, you almost have to do it.
Well when you put it that way...Now, actually finding something is where it get scary.
 
'phishphan said:
'Annyong said:
'phishphan said:
'Annyong said:
i ran 4 miles yesterday.
was someone/something chasing you?
if someone sneezes and you say "bless you", then they sneeze again, are you obligated to say "bless you" one more time or does the first one cover any additional sneezes?
the shark move is to wait at least 5 seconds after the initial sneeze. Usually any others will happen by then and you can cover them all with one GBY.
:goodposting:
 
'cosjobs said:
I waited around all day yesterday for a package, too stupid to know there was no postal service on President's Day. I might have thought that it was possible had I even been aware that it was President's Day.

So today I do it again. The mail usually comes at noon -2pm. At six o'clock, still no mail. At 8pm I go out to the mailbox and there's a pink slip telling me that i was not here to receive the package I've been waiting for and I will need to go wait in line for 40 minutes at the main post office to get it. This is the same postal team that I gave $50 in gift certificates for the best cajun restaurant in town. I am kind of pissed right now.

An no GBKubes, I still have not received your package.

:rant:
It better be there soon or I'm going to the post office and throwing pennies.
 
Yo - GM, I'm going to be in Portland Easter weekend with my wife and parents - wanna snuggle cornhole?

Can be with wives or without if you're up for it (the cornholing, not the snuggle. If we opt for snuggling I want you all to myself). Your call.

 

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top