GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

[Drifter]

So usually during a day shift (12-7) my back will start hurting around 3 or 4, which is not coincidentally when I usually start boozing heavily. Today, however, my back has been absolutely killing me since 8am. I'm talking I can barely stand up straight...this is gonna be a horrible day. Time to start pounding vodka. Also, can someone fax me a couple of Vicodins? Thx!

You're getting old GB and need better shoes

 

[Tiger Fan]

should i be watching Luck on HBO? I watched the pilot and it was "meh".

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So usually during a day shift (12-7) my back will start hurting around 3 or 4, which is not coincidentally when I usually start boozing heavily. Today, however, my back has been absolutely killing me since 8am. I'm talking I can barely stand up straight...this is gonna be a horrible day. Time to start pounding vodka. Also, can someone fax me a couple of Vicodins? Thx!

You're getting old GB and need better shoes

Shoes are good, back is crap. Doesn't help that I'm overweight and in horrible shape.

 

[Annyong]

So usually during a day shift (12-7) my back will start hurting around 3 or 4, which is not coincidentally when I usually start boozing heavily. Today, however, my back has been absolutely killing me since 8am. I'm talking I can barely stand up straight...this is gonna be a horrible day. Time to start pounding vodka. Also, can someone fax me a couple of Vicodins? Thx!

You're getting old GB and need better shoes

Shoes are good, back is crap. Doesn't help that I'm overweight and in horrible shape.

i think its because you're old. lower 30s right?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Oh, and jesus is punishing me now....we're having a girl. Can anybody teach me how to use a shotgun?

Congrats!I thought this same thing when my daughter was born. Hoping and preparing the whole time for a boy. Heck we didn't even have any girls names picked out until after she was born!But it's a great thing. You will change a bit, but girls are good. (Until they hit puberty anyway) But I don't want to scare you away......yet

 

[Mr.Pack]

I all seriousness, I love having a daughter. There's something totally cool about having your daughter adore and look up to you.

 

[Merlin]

Congrats GM

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So usually during a day shift (12-7) my back will start hurting around 3 or 4, which is not coincidentally when I usually start boozing heavily. Today, however, my back has been absolutely killing me since 8am. I'm talking I can barely stand up straight...this is gonna be a horrible day. Time to start pounding vodka. Also, can someone fax me a couple of Vicodins? Thx!

You're getting old GB and need better shoes

Shoes are good, back is crap. Doesn't help that I'm overweight and in horrible shape.

i think its because you're old. lower 30s right?

37. But the first time I really jacked it up I was 21 and in great shape. Did it again around age 28 and it's pretty much sucked since then. Been absolutely horrible the last 3 years after throwing it out lifting a keg. I'm also kind of an idiot and do things like lift kegs, so that doesn't help. Already on Massive Vodka #2.

 

[Merlin]

GOOD MORNING BOB'SAC

 

[krista4]

Signed up for the UFO Club at The Flying Saucer last night. Drink 200 different beers and they put a plate with your name and witty saying up on the wall (and give you a party with a $100 bar tab).

Because, well, I need goals in my life.

Now taking applications for GMTAN approved shtick for said witty saying.

I know someone who's working on his 11th plate.

Quizno's: "Lobster and Seafood Salad is Back!"

At the place with the singing rats? :X :X

we love the subs!a local pizza place has been touting their lobster pizza

now my brain knows that lobster sitting in the pizza places walk in cooler, then spread onto a pie rushed through an oven and to your door CANNOT really be good, hell I am not sure it can even be lobster

but i just HAD to try it anyway

the box hit my doorway and i could smell it. It smelled like fish.

a lobster is not a fish, how did they make lobster bits smell like fish?

i am not sure, but it tasted vile

There's a place here that does a great lobster pizza. Of course, it also has bacon on it, so maybe that's why it's so awesome.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

GOOD MORNING BOB'SAC

This year I'm going to shove a sock in your mouth while you sleep.

 

[krista4]

Congrats GM!!!!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm no Smoo, but I'm socially inept enough that I have to ask (apparently). Why are people congratulating him on knowing he's having a girl? You congratulated him when he said he was having a kid. That kid was a girl then. He wasn't sitting around praying to jeebus for a girl or writing letters to Rite-Aid asking for their assistance in procuring a female. What's the deal here?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'm no Smoo, but I'm socially inept enough that I have to ask (apparently). Why are people congratulating him on knowing he's having a girl? You congratulated him when he said he was having a kid. That kid was a girl then. He wasn't sitting around praying to jeebus for a girl or writing letters to Rite-Aid asking for their assistance in procuring a female. What's the deal here?

I didn't get it either but wasn't going to say anything.Congrats on finding out the gender of your unborn child I guess.

 

[krista4]

I'm no Smoo, but I'm socially inept enough that I have to ask (apparently). Why are people congratulating him on knowing he's having a girl? You congratulated him when he said he was having a kid. That kid was a girl then. He wasn't sitting around praying to jeebus for a girl or writing letters to Rite-Aid asking for their assistance in procuring a female. What's the deal here?

I didn't realize his wife was pregnant. It's possible that I congratulated him before and forgot ( ), but with all the knocked-up-edness around here I lost track and didn't realize they were expecting.

 

[Marvin]

should i be watching Luck on HBO? I watched the pilot and it was "meh".

Great acting, interesting writing/dialog, cool subject matter but it is a little slow-staring. I'm going to give it until the end of the season.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm no Smoo, but I'm socially inept enough that I have to ask (apparently). Why are people congratulating him on knowing he's having a girl? You congratulated him when he said he was having a kid. That kid was a girl then. He wasn't sitting around praying to jeebus for a girl or writing letters to Rite-Aid asking for their assistance in procuring a female. What's the deal here?

Totally Smoo and totally correct.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

is Game of Thrones awesome? I don't get HBO but just finished reading the book and want to see it. Blu Ray for Season 1 is $35.

 

[Marvin]

I'm no Smoo, but I'm socially inept enough that I have to ask (apparently). Why are people congratulating him on knowing he's having a girl? You congratulated him when he said he was having a kid. That kid was a girl then. He wasn't sitting around praying to jeebus for a girl or writing letters to Rite-Aid asking for their assistance in procuring a female. What's the deal here?

I didn't get it either but wasn't going to say anything.

I'm just curious as to what kind of "interesting" name he comes up with for this kid.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Ok, fine. Suck it GM!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Anyone see the commercial where the guy tries to lose weight by having the "popular girls from the local middle school" follow him around? And then whenever he's about to eat something they say:

Ewwww

Seriously?

So gross.

Anyone else think of me when this comes on? Cause if so, just be aware that I want to marry the "so gross" girl.

 

[Marvin]

is Game of Thrones awesome? I don't get HBO but just finished reading the book and want to see it. Blu Ray for Season 1 is $35.

Pretty close to awesome. I'd buy it just for that midget dude's acting. Word of warning: It is filled with profanity, nudity, and carnal situations. Might be offensive to some sensitive viewers.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

is Game of Thrones awesome? I don't get HBO but just finished reading the book and want to see it. Blu Ray for Season 1 is $35.

Besides Breaking Bad, it's the best show on TV. IMO of course.

 

[Annyong]

Hi WR -Here at Footballguys we strive to achieve rankings that accurately refelct our very best interpretations. We aren't always on the mark, but feedback like yours will carry us across the goal line at the end of the day. As always, you have a choice in messageboards, and we appreciate your business on ours.- J

 

[Annyong]

Anyone see the commercial where the guy tries to lose weight by having the "popular girls from the local middle school" follow him around? And then whenever he's about to eat something they say:EwwwwSeriously?So gross. Anyone else think of me when this comes on? Cause if so, just be aware that I want to marry the "so gross" girl.

i will now

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I'm no Smoo, but I'm socially inept enough that I have to ask (apparently). Why are people congratulating him on knowing he's having a girl? You congratulated him when he said he was having a kid. That kid was a girl then. He wasn't sitting around praying to jeebus for a girl or writing letters to Rite-Aid asking for their assistance in procuring a female. What's the deal here?

This will be his first child that will want to date boys.Wait.

NM.

 

[Gadzooks]

I'm no Smoo, but I'm socially inept enough that I have to ask (apparently). Why are people congratulating him on knowing he's having a girl? You congratulated him when he said he was having a kid. That kid was a girl then. He wasn't sitting around praying to jeebus for a girl or writing letters to Rite-Aid asking for their assistance in procuring a female. What's the deal here?

This will be his first child that will want to date boys.Wait.

NM.

 

[B-Deep]

I'm no Smoo, but I'm socially inept enough that I have to ask (apparently). Why are people congratulating him on knowing he's having a girl? You congratulated him when he said he was having a kid. That kid was a girl then. He wasn't sitting around praying to jeebus for a girl or writing letters to Rite-Aid asking for their assistance in procuring a female. What's the deal here?

Because if he raises her right and she turns out hot then when i am 60 something i can hit on herreally he should be congratulating us

 

[Gadzooks]

So usually during a day shift (12-7) my back will start hurting around 3 or 4, which is not coincidentally when I usually start boozing heavily. Today, however, my back has been absolutely killing me since 8am. I'm talking I can barely stand up straight...this is gonna be a horrible day. Time to start pounding vodka. Also, can someone fax me a couple of Vicodins? Thx!

You're getting old GB and need better shoes

Shoes are good, back is crap. Doesn't help that I'm overweight and in horrible shape.

i think its because you're old. lower 30s right?

37. But the first time I really jacked it up I was 21 and in great shape. Did it again around age 28 and it's pretty much sucked since then. Been absolutely horrible the last 3 years after throwing it out lifting a keg. I'm also kind of an idiot and do things like lift kegs, so that doesn't help. Already on Massive Vodka #2.

Sure you didn't throw it out while "whacking Kobayashi"?

 

[Merlin]

GOOD MORNING BOB'SAC

This year I'm going to shove a sock in your mouth while you sleep.

euphemism ?

 

[B-Deep]

GOOD MORNING BOB'SAC

This year I'm going to shove a sock in your mouth while you sleep.

euphemism ?

no this was literalhe just failed to mention there would be a penis in the sockwhose penis is the REAL question (but isn't it always)

 

[SofaKings]

So usually during a day shift (12-7) my back will start hurting around 3 or 4, which is not coincidentally when I usually start boozing heavily. Today, however, my back has been absolutely killing me since 8am. I'm talking I can barely stand up straight...this is gonna be a horrible day. Time to start pounding vodka. Also, can someone fax me a couple of Vicodins? Thx!

Start banging chicks in bed instead of the bathroom stall you might have a bit more luck with the back.

 

[gandalas]

Quizno's: "Lobster and Seafood Salad is Back!"

At the place with the singing rats? :X :X

I miss those commercials... :(

 

[Kubes]

1. Game of Thrones is awesome (aaron)

2. Having a little girl is awesome (GM)

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Word of warning: It is filled with profanity, nudity, and carnal situations. Might be offensive to some sensitive viewers.

Yeah, it's pretty awesome.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

1. Game of Thrones is awesome (aaron)

just pre-ordered the Blu-Ray set.

 

[B-Deep]

1. Game of Thrones is awesome (aaron)

just pre-ordered the Blu-Ray set.

34.99!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So usually during a day shift (12-7) my back will start hurting around 3 or 4, which is not coincidentally when I usually start boozing heavily. Today, however, my back has been absolutely killing me since 8am. I'm talking I can barely stand up straight...this is gonna be a horrible day. Time to start pounding vodka. Also, can someone fax me a couple of Vicodins? Thx!

You're getting old GB and need better shoes

Shoes are good, back is crap. Doesn't help that I'm overweight and in horrible shape.

i think its because you're old. lower 30s right?

37. But the first time I really jacked it up I was 21 and in great shape. Did it again around age 28 and it's pretty much sucked since then. Been absolutely horrible the last 3 years after throwing it out lifting a keg. I'm also kind of an idiot and do things like lift kegs, so that doesn't help. Already on Massive Vodka #2.

Sure you didn't throw it out while "whacking Kobayashi"?

Not this time, but I swear to Jebus I've done it before.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

1. Game of Thrones is awesome (aaron)

just pre-ordered the Blu-Ray set.

If you're sans wife while you watch it, I guarantee there will be a stretch where you watch 5 episodes in a row.

 

[Marvin]

1. Game of Thrones is awesome (aaron)

just pre-ordered the Blu-Ray set.

Pretty close to awesome. I'd buy it just for that midget dude's acting.

What am I? A doorknob?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

What am I? A doorknob?

I ordered it after the initial recommendations (including yours), but was too lazy to go back and quote those.

 

[Marvin]

What am I? A doorknob?

I ordered it after the initial recommendations (including yours), but was too lazy to go back and quote those.

<_<

 

[General Malaise]

I would love to try Porkslap Pale Ale

My link

It's delicious I could probably work up a care package.

Oh, I'd be appreciative....and if there is something from the pittsburgh area lemme know.

Speaking of beer, I found out the hard way that Frito Pie and Lonestar + an evening out at a sold out, small concert is not a way to win friends and influence others. Do not do.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm no Smoo, but I'm socially inept enough that I have to ask (apparently). Why are people congratulating him on knowing he's having a girl? You congratulated him when he said he was having a kid. That kid was a girl then. He wasn't sitting around praying to jeebus for a girl or writing letters to Rite-Aid asking for their assistance in procuring a female. What's the deal here?

I just assume people were being nice. Which I appreciate.Thanks for all the nice well wishes back then, now and in the future! And if you have not-so nice wishes, I'll take those too.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm no Smoo, but I'm socially inept enough that I have to ask (apparently). Why are people congratulating him on knowing he's having a girl? You congratulated him when he said he was having a kid. That kid was a girl then. He wasn't sitting around praying to jeebus for a girl or writing letters to Rite-Aid asking for their assistance in procuring a female. What's the deal here?

I didn't get it either but wasn't going to say anything.

I'm just curious as to what kind of "interesting" name he comes up with for this kid.

Oh, it's pretty much nailed down and if you search this board of Joe's long and hard enough, you might just see me hint at it. I think.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

What am I? A doorknob?

I ordered it after the initial recommendations (including yours), but was too lazy to go back and quote those.

That's what I assumed.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm no Smoo, but I'm socially inept enough that I have to ask (apparently). Why are people congratulating him on knowing he's having a girl? You congratulated him when he said he was having a kid. That kid was a girl then. He wasn't sitting around praying to jeebus for a girl or writing letters to Rite-Aid asking for their assistance in procuring a female. What's the deal here?

This will be his first child that will want to date boys.Wait.

NM.

 

[General Malaise]

So usually during a day shift (12-7) my back will start hurting around 3 or 4, which is not coincidentally when I usually start boozing heavily. Today, however, my back has been absolutely killing me since 8am. I'm talking I can barely stand up straight...this is gonna be a horrible day. Time to start pounding vodka. Also, can someone fax me a couple of Vicodins? Thx!

Start banging chicks in bed instead of the bathroom stall you might have a bit more luck with the back.

 

[cosjobs]

I think the barista put regular milk in my hazelnut latte instead of soy. I'm lactose intolerant. Can I sue for damages?

It gives you horrible gas right? Just go hang out at the counter until they give you a gift card to leave.