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I've been pretty busy so I have a lot to catch up on here, but I noticed that Disco Stu lost his father on facebook. Just wanted to make sure I passed along some heartfelt condolences and am so sorry for Stu's loss. He posted a picture of his dad on FB...looks just like Stu. Uncanny.Sorry Stu. :(
Yeah, saw this too. Hang in there, Stu.
 
"Protect your brain and run for your life. This is one race where your legs giving out are the least of your problems. Run For Your Lives is a first-of-its-kind event, one part 5K, one part obstacle course, one part escaping the clutches of zombies — and all parts awesome."

lol

No race here. :kicksrock:

 
I've been pretty busy so I have a lot to catch up on here, but I noticed that Disco Stu lost his father on facebook. Just wanted to make sure I passed along some heartfelt condolences and am so sorry for Stu's loss. He posted a picture of his dad on FB...looks just like Stu. Uncanny.Sorry Stu. :(
Saw this too. Sorry GB.
 
if anyone wants DUI advice from a lawyer like Woz or Hipple, that thread is the place to start.

ETA: OK, I can't take any more Hipple. Think I'm pretty caught up on that thread now.
Highlights?ETA: :lmao: at the bold
I think both say you should plead the 5th and not take a breathalyzer if you get pulled over.Erie Doctrine Lawyer Talk starts around here: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=631150&view=findpost&p=14141498

I don't know how people can read Hipple without wanting to blow their brains out.
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:lmao:
Oh, holy crap is that funny. Well done, Shuke. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
As a joke yesterday I sent an email out to my entire company (roughly 130 people) with an article about how Leap Year Day was the 1 day a year that it was ok for women to propose to men. I told all the male employees that they could ignore this email and I told all the female employees that if after reading the article, they wanted to "ask" me anything that I could be reached via email, fax or telephone. (by the way, we aren't supposed to send an email out to the address: everyone@mycompany.com without permission from the President or EVP, someone complained once that I tend to randomly do it without permission and its usually not work-related, that complaining person was told by the EVP that "it was ok for Gadzooks to do it because despite his atrocious record of missing deadlines, being late and numerous paperwork errors; customers love him, his numbers are better than anyone else's and more importantly, he's usually funny". This is one of the few reasons why I stay at this job)

The responses I got:

* 2 proposals (they were from a 63 year old woman and a 59 year old woman)

* 1 maybe proposal (from a hot cougar, who is a loan underwriter and the email she sent was only the rate sheet, but I asked her if it was really a cryptic wedding proposal and she repied: "I don't think so")

* 1 faxed proposal from the gay guy in our Call Center

* About a dozen people said I was funny or ridiculous

* 6 people asked if I serious or joking (can I consider those "maybe's"?)

* 2 women called me creepy

* 1 disgruntled divorced-guy replied with "if you get laid from this, I will punch you in the face"

As a bonus, I got a text last evening from the President's hot daughter, my hair stylist (or barber) which I assumed was regarding my appointment with her next week, but it said "hey, I heard you were getting a lot of wedding proposals today, am I too late? (and that winky thing Woz likes)" Apparently a co-worker was getting her haircut there and told her the story about my email. After texting back and forth, we might go out for a drink Saturday, which will most likely be a huge mistake, luckily I not only enjoy making huge mistakes, I embrace it.

 
As a joke yesterday I sent an email out to my entire company (roughly 130 people) with an article about how Leap Year Day was the 1 day a year that it was ok for women to propose to men. I told all the male employees that they could ignore this email and I told all the female employees that if after reading the article, they wanted to "ask" me anything that I could be reached via email, fax or telephone. (by the way, we aren't supposed to send an email out to the address: everyone@mycompany.com without permission from the President or EVP, someone complained once that I tend to randomly do it without permission and its usually not work-related, that complaining person was told by the EVP that "it was ok for Gadzooks to do it because despite his atrocious record of missing deadlines, being late and numerous paperwork errors; customers love him, his numbers are better than anyone else's and more importantly, he's usually funny". This is one of the few reasons why I stay at this job)

The responses I got:

* 2 proposals (they were from a 63 year old woman and a 59 year old woman)

* 1 maybe proposal (from a hot cougar, who is a loan underwriter and the email she sent was only the rate sheet, but I asked her if it was really a cryptic wedding proposal and she repied: "I don't think so")

* 1 faxed proposal from the gay guy in our Call Center

* About a dozen people said I was funny or ridiculous

* 6 people asked if I serious or joking (can I consider those "maybe's"?)

* 2 women called me creepy



* 1 disgruntled divorced-guy replied with "if you get laid from this, I will punch you in the face"

As a bonus, I got a text last evening from the President's hot daughter, my hair stylist (or barber) which I assumed was regarding my appointment with her next week, but it said "hey, I heard you were getting a lot of wedding proposals today, am I too late? (and that winky thing Woz likes)" Apparently a co-worker was getting her haircut there and told her the story about my email. After texting back and forth, we might go out for a drink Saturday, which will most likely be a huge mistake, luckily I not only enjoy making huge mistakes, I embrace it.
:lmao: :lmao:
 
As a joke yesterday I sent an email out to my entire company (roughly 130 people) with an article about how Leap Year Day was the 1 day a year that it was ok for women to propose to men. I told all the male employees that they could ignore this email and I told all the female employees that if after reading the article, they wanted to "ask" me anything that I could be reached via email, fax or telephone. (by the way, we aren't supposed to send an email out to the address: everyone@mycompany.com without permission from the President or EVP, someone complained once that I tend to randomly do it without permission and its usually not work-related, that complaining person was told by the EVP that "it was ok for Gadzooks to do it because despite his atrocious record of missing deadlines, being late and numerous paperwork errors; customers love him, his numbers are better than anyone else's and more importantly, he's usually funny". This is one of the few reasons why I stay at this job)

The responses I got:

* 2 proposals (they were from a 63 year old woman and a 59 year old woman)

* 1 maybe proposal (from a hot cougar, who is a loan underwriter and the email she sent was only the rate sheet, but I asked her if it was really a cryptic wedding proposal and she repied: "I don't think so")

* 1 faxed proposal from the gay guy in our Call Center

* About a dozen people said I was funny or ridiculous

* 6 people asked if I serious or joking (can I consider those "maybe's"?)

* 2 women called me creepy

* 1 disgruntled divorced-guy replied with "if you get laid from this, I will punch you in the face"

As a bonus, I got a text last evening from the President's hot daughter, my hair stylist (or barber) which I assumed was regarding my appointment with her next week, but it said "hey, I heard you were getting a lot of wedding proposals today, am I too late? (and that winky thing Woz likes)" Apparently a co-worker was getting her haircut there and told her the story about my email. After texting back and forth, we might go out for a drink Saturday, which will most likely be a huge mistake, luckily I not only enjoy making huge mistakes, I embrace it.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :wub:

 
As a joke yesterday I sent an email out to my entire company (roughly 130 people) with an article about how Leap Year Day was the 1 day a year that it was ok for women to propose to men. I told all the male employees that they could ignore this email and I told all the female employees that if after reading the article, they wanted to "ask" me anything that I could be reached via email, fax or telephone. (by the way, we aren't supposed to send an email out to the address: everyone@mycompany.com without permission from the President or EVP, someone complained once that I tend to randomly do it without permission and its usually not work-related, that complaining person was told by the EVP that "it was ok for Gadzooks to do it because despite his atrocious record of missing deadlines, being late and numerous paperwork errors; customers love him, his numbers are better than anyone else's and more importantly, he's usually funny". This is one of the few reasons why I stay at this job)

The responses I got:

* 2 proposals (they were from a 63 year old woman and a 59 year old woman)

* 1 maybe proposal (from a hot cougar, who is a loan underwriter and the email she sent was only the rate sheet, but I asked her if it was really a cryptic wedding proposal and she repied: "I don't think so")

* 1 faxed proposal from the gay guy in our Call Center

* About a dozen people said I was funny or ridiculous

* 6 people asked if I serious or joking (can I consider those "maybe's"?)

* 2 women called me creepy

* 1 disgruntled divorced-guy replied with "if you get laid from this, I will punch you in the face"

As a bonus, I got a text last evening from the President's hot daughter, my hair stylist (or barber) which I assumed was regarding my appointment with her next week, but it said "hey, I heard you were getting a lot of wedding proposals today, am I too late? (and that winky thing Woz likes)" Apparently a co-worker was getting her haircut there and told her the story about my email. After texting back and forth, we might go out for a drink Saturday, which will most likely be a huge mistake, luckily I not only enjoy making huge mistakes, I embrace it.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: My manlove for you knows no bounds.

 
As a joke yesterday I sent an email out to my entire company (roughly 130 people) with an article about how Leap Year Day was the 1 day a year that it was ok for women to propose to men. I told all the male employees that they could ignore this email and I told all the female employees that if after reading the article, they wanted to "ask" me anything that I could be reached via email, fax or telephone. (by the way, we aren't supposed to send an email out to the address: everyone@mycompany.com without permission from the President or EVP, someone complained once that I tend to randomly do it without permission and its usually not work-related, that complaining person was told by the EVP that "it was ok for Gadzooks to do it because despite his atrocious record of missing deadlines, being late and numerous paperwork errors; customers love him, his numbers are better than anyone else's and more importantly, he's usually funny". This is one of the few reasons why I stay at this job)

The responses I got:

* 2 proposals (they were from a 63 year old woman and a 59 year old woman)

* 1 maybe proposal (from a hot cougar, who is a loan underwriter and the email she sent was only the rate sheet, but I asked her if it was really a cryptic wedding proposal and she repied: "I don't think so")

* 1 faxed proposal from the gay guy in our Call Center

* About a dozen people said I was funny or ridiculous

* 6 people asked if I serious or joking (can I consider those "maybe's"?)

* 2 women called me creepy



* 1 disgruntled divorced-guy replied with "if you get laid from this, I will punch you in the face"

As a bonus, I got a text last evening from the President's hot daughter, my hair stylist (or barber) which I assumed was regarding my appointment with her next week, but it said "hey, I heard you were getting a lot of wedding proposals today, am I too late? (and that winky thing Woz likes)" Apparently a co-worker was getting her haircut there and told her the story about my email. After texting back and forth, we might go out for a drink Saturday, which will most likely be a huge mistake, luckily I not only enjoy making huge mistakes, I embrace it.
:lmao: :lmao:
That was my favorite part.
 
For those without FB access, Stu's dad. I can take this down if Stu objects, but man, what a picture. I cannot believe how much they look alike. Especially with the beards.

Going to go find my dad and hug him. He might not understand, but I will.

 
As a joke yesterday I sent an email out to my entire company (roughly 130 people) with an article about how Leap Year Day was the 1 day a year that it was ok for women to propose to men. I told all the male employees that they could ignore this email and I told all the female employees that if after reading the article, they wanted to "ask" me anything that I could be reached via email, fax or telephone. (by the way, we aren't supposed to send an email out to the address: everyone@mycompany.com without permission from the President or EVP, someone complained once that I tend to randomly do it without permission and its usually not work-related, that complaining person was told by the EVP that "it was ok for Gadzooks to do it because despite his atrocious record of missing deadlines, being late and numerous paperwork errors; customers love him, his numbers are better than anyone else's and more importantly, he's usually funny". This is one of the few reasons why I stay at this job)

The responses I got:

* 2 proposals (they were from a 63 year old woman and a 59 year old woman)

* 1 maybe proposal (from a hot cougar, who is a loan underwriter and the email she sent was only the rate sheet, but I asked her if it was really a cryptic wedding proposal and she repied: "I don't think so")

* 1 faxed proposal from the gay guy in our Call Center

* About a dozen people said I was funny or ridiculous

* 6 people asked if I serious or joking (can I consider those "maybe's"?)

* 2 women called me creepy

* 1 disgruntled divorced-guy replied with "if you get laid from this, I will punch you in the face"

As a bonus, I got a text last evening from the President's hot daughter, my hair stylist (or barber) which I assumed was regarding my appointment with her next week, but it said "hey, I heard you were getting a lot of wedding proposals today, am I too late? (and that winky thing Woz likes)" Apparently a co-worker was getting her haircut there and told her the story about my email. After texting back and forth, we might go out for a drink Saturday, which will most likely be a huge mistake, luckily I not only enjoy making huge mistakes, I embrace it.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: My manlove for you knows no bounds.
:goodposting:
 
Herro All,

Happy birthday Homer (or as I like to call you "the American Hock Meng Tay)

And happy birthday to you Mr. Shuke. I always enjoyed the pictures of you and my former co-worker, Generall Malase, stuffing your faces with food. That makes me miss the USofA.

Meow.

 
Well, off to the bar for me! Our paths may cross again, dear friends. :banned:
i've got the first coaches meeting for my daughter's soccer team (GM, i'll call you sometime this weekend for tips) and then going to a hockey game to help my friend celebrate his birthday. if i'm still standing at that point, expect a video shot to come your way later tonight :banned:
 
As a joke yesterday I sent an email out to my entire company (roughly 130 people) with an article about how Leap Year Day was the 1 day a year that it was ok for women to propose to men. I told all the male employees that they could ignore this email and I told all the female employees that if after reading the article, they wanted to "ask" me anything that I could be reached via email, fax or telephone. (by the way, we aren't supposed to send an email out to the address: everyone@mycompany.com without permission from the President or EVP, someone complained once that I tend to randomly do it without permission and its usually not work-related, that complaining person was told by the EVP that "it was ok for Gadzooks to do it because despite his atrocious record of missing deadlines, being late and numerous paperwork errors; customers love him, his numbers are better than anyone else's and more importantly, he's usually funny". This is one of the few reasons why I stay at this job)

The responses I got:

* 2 proposals (they were from a 63 year old woman and a 59 year old woman)

* 1 maybe proposal (from a hot cougar, who is a loan underwriter and the email she sent was only the rate sheet, but I asked her if it was really a cryptic wedding proposal and she repied: "I don't think so")

* 1 faxed proposal from the gay guy in our Call Center

* About a dozen people said I was funny or ridiculous

* 6 people asked if I serious or joking (can I consider those "maybe's"?)

* 2 women called me creepy

* 1 disgruntled divorced-guy replied with "if you get laid from this, I will punch you in the face"

As a bonus, I got a text last evening from the President's hot daughter, my hair stylist (or barber) which I assumed was regarding my appointment with her next week, but it said "hey, I heard you were getting a lot of wedding proposals today, am I too late? (and that winky thing Woz likes)" Apparently a co-worker was getting her haircut there and told her the story about my email. After texting back and forth, we might go out for a drink Saturday, which will most likely be a huge mistake, luckily I not only enjoy making huge mistakes, I embrace it.
I want to party with this guy.
 
As a joke yesterday I sent an email out to my entire company (roughly 130 people) with an article about how Leap Year Day was the 1 day a year that it was ok for women to propose to men. I told all the male employees that they could ignore this email and I told all the female employees that if after reading the article, they wanted to "ask" me anything that I could be reached via email, fax or telephone. (by the way, we aren't supposed to send an email out to the address: everyone@mycompany.com without permission from the President or EVP, someone complained once that I tend to randomly do it without permission and its usually not work-related, that complaining person was told by the EVP that "it was ok for Gadzooks to do it because despite his atrocious record of missing deadlines, being late and numerous paperwork errors; customers love him, his numbers are better than anyone else's and more importantly, he's usually funny". This is one of the few reasons why I stay at this job)

The responses I got:

* 2 proposals (they were from a 63 year old woman and a 59 year old woman)

* 1 maybe proposal (from a hot cougar, who is a loan underwriter and the email she sent was only the rate sheet, but I asked her if it was really a cryptic wedding proposal and she repied: "I don't think so")

* 1 faxed proposal from the gay guy in our Call Center

* About a dozen people said I was funny or ridiculous

* 6 people asked if I serious or joking (can I consider those "maybe's"?)

* 2 women called me creepy

* 1 disgruntled divorced-guy replied with "if you get laid from this, I will punch you in the face"

As a bonus, I got a text last evening from the President's hot daughter, my hair stylist (or barber) which I assumed was regarding my appointment with her next week, but it said "hey, I heard you were getting a lot of wedding proposals today, am I too late? (and that winky thing Woz likes)" Apparently a co-worker was getting her haircut there and told her the story about my email. After texting back and forth, we might go out for a drink Saturday, which will most likely be a huge mistake, luckily I not only enjoy making huge mistakes, I embrace it.
I want to party with this guy.
You pretty much ARE that guy, no?
 
As a joke yesterday I sent an email out to my entire company (roughly 130 people) with an article about how Leap Year Day was the 1 day a year that it was ok for women to propose to men. I told all the male employees that they could ignore this email and I told all the female employees that if after reading the article, they wanted to "ask" me anything that I could be reached via email, fax or telephone. (by the way, we aren't supposed to send an email out to the address: everyone@mycompany.com without permission from the President or EVP, someone complained once that I tend to randomly do it without permission and its usually not work-related, that complaining person was told by the EVP that "it was ok for Gadzooks to do it because despite his atrocious record of missing deadlines, being late and numerous paperwork errors; customers love him, his numbers are better than anyone else's and more importantly, he's usually funny". This is one of the few reasons why I stay at this job)

The responses I got:

* 2 proposals (they were from a 63 year old woman and a 59 year old woman)

* 1 maybe proposal (from a hot cougar, who is a loan underwriter and the email she sent was only the rate sheet, but I asked her if it was really a cryptic wedding proposal and she repied: "I don't think so")

* 1 faxed proposal from the gay guy in our Call Center

* About a dozen people said I was funny or ridiculous

* 6 people asked if I serious or joking (can I consider those "maybe's"?)

* 2 women called me creepy

* 1 disgruntled divorced-guy replied with "if you get laid from this, I will punch you in the face"

As a bonus, I got a text last evening from the President's hot daughter, my hair stylist (or barber) which I assumed was regarding my appointment with her next week, but it said "hey, I heard you were getting a lot of wedding proposals today, am I too late? (and that winky thing Woz likes)" Apparently a co-worker was getting her haircut there and told her the story about my email. After texting back and forth, we might go out for a drink Saturday, which will most likely be a huge mistake, luckily I not only enjoy making huge mistakes, I embrace it.
I want to party with this guy.
You pretty much ARE that guy, no?
:boxing: :boxing: :boxing: yes.

 
Well, STB, at least they kept Yaddy.
:hifive:I would rather have him over Pujols too. He is infinitely more valuable as a catcher. I'm pretty sure he's married but the STL chicks love him. He could wreck some serious ! if he wanted to.ETAJust got my new phone.....I'll see if I can figure out how to make a video later......
 
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I've been pretty busy so I have a lot to catch up on here, but I noticed that Disco Stu lost his father on facebook. Just wanted to make sure I passed along some heartfelt condolences and am so sorry for Stu's loss. He posted a picture of his dad on FB...looks just like Stu. Uncanny.Sorry Stu. :(
bah. #### you death!
 
As a joke yesterday I sent an email out to my entire company (roughly 130 people) with an article about how Leap Year Day was the 1 day a year that it was ok for women to propose to men. I told all the male employees that they could ignore this email and I told all the female employees that if after reading the article, they wanted to "ask" me anything that I could be reached via email, fax or telephone. (by the way, we aren't supposed to send an email out to the address: everyone@mycompany.com without permission from the President or EVP, someone complained once that I tend to randomly do it without permission and its usually not work-related, that complaining person was told by the EVP that "it was ok for Gadzooks to do it because despite his atrocious record of missing deadlines, being late and numerous paperwork errors; customers love him, his numbers are better than anyone else's and more importantly, he's usually funny". This is one of the few reasons why I stay at this job)

The responses I got:

* 2 proposals (they were from a 63 year old woman and a 59 year old woman)

* 1 maybe proposal (from a hot cougar, who is a loan underwriter and the email she sent was only the rate sheet, but I asked her if it was really a cryptic wedding proposal and she repied: "I don't think so")

* 1 faxed proposal from the gay guy in our Call Center

* About a dozen people said I was funny or ridiculous

* 6 people asked if I serious or joking (can I consider those "maybe's"?)

* 2 women called me creepy



* 1 disgruntled divorced-guy replied with "if you get laid from this, I will punch you in the face"

As a bonus, I got a text last evening from the President's hot daughter, my hair stylist (or barber) which I assumed was regarding my appointment with her next week, but it said "hey, I heard you were getting a lot of wedding proposals today, am I too late? (and that winky thing Woz likes)" Apparently a co-worker was getting her haircut there and told her the story about my email. After texting back and forth, we might go out for a drink Saturday, which will most likely be a huge mistake, luckily I not only enjoy making huge mistakes, I embrace it.
:lmao: :lmao:
That was my favorite part.
My favorite part was the fax from the gay guy. Not because it was a gay guy but because it was a fax.
 
As a joke yesterday I sent an email out to my entire company (roughly 130 people) with an article about how Leap Year Day was the 1 day a year that it was ok for women to propose to men. I told all the male employees that they could ignore this email and I told all the female employees that if after reading the article, they wanted to "ask" me anything that I could be reached via email, fax or telephone. (by the way, we aren't supposed to send an email out to the address: everyone@mycompany.com without permission from the President or EVP, someone complained once that I tend to randomly do it without permission and its usually not work-related, that complaining person was told by the EVP that "it was ok for Gadzooks to do it because despite his atrocious record of missing deadlines, being late and numerous paperwork errors; customers love him, his numbers are better than anyone else's and more importantly, he's usually funny". This is one of the few reasons why I stay at this job)

The responses I got:

* 2 proposals (they were from a 63 year old woman and a 59 year old woman)

* 1 maybe proposal (from a hot cougar, who is a loan underwriter and the email she sent was only the rate sheet, but I asked her if it was really a cryptic wedding proposal and she repied: "I don't think so")

* 1 faxed proposal from the gay guy in our Call Center

* About a dozen people said I was funny or ridiculous

* 6 people asked if I serious or joking (can I consider those "maybe's"?)

* 2 women called me creepy



* 1 disgruntled divorced-guy replied with "if you get laid from this, I will punch you in the face"

As a bonus, I got a text last evening from the President's hot daughter, my hair stylist (or barber) which I assumed was regarding my appointment with her next week, but it said "hey, I heard you were getting a lot of wedding proposals today, am I too late? (and that winky thing Woz likes)" Apparently a co-worker was getting her haircut there and told her the story about my email. After texting back and forth, we might go out for a drink Saturday, which will most likely be a huge mistake, luckily I not only enjoy making huge mistakes, I embrace it.
:lmao: :lmao:
That was my favorite part.
My favorite part was the fax from the gay guy. Not because it was a gay guy but because it was a fax.
Nothing hotter than a retro-tech gay guy.
 

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