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GM's thread about nothing (33 Viewers)

'Gadzooks said:
'Guster said:
'Homer J Simpson said:
'Annyong said:
He seems genuinely angry
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He was.
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I think YSR put it best "Homer scared me."
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I saved a copy of Homer's profanity-laced death threat text, I'd post it here but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't last long. But it was awesome and scary at the same time. I loved it.
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Yeah, it seemed equal parts I want to kill you and I would buy you a shot tonight if you were in Youngstown. Tough love
 
About to go play in a charity poker tournament.

Shtick Activated:

"Hold 'em? That's the one they play on TV, right?"

"Aces are good, aren't they?"

"Why do I have to bet again? I just did it a second ago."

"What's better? Diamonds or Hearts?"

 
'Marvin said:
About to go play in a charity poker tournament.Shtick Activated:"Hold 'em? That's the one they play on TV, right?""Aces are good, aren't they?""Why do I have to bet again? I just did it a second ago.""What's better? Diamonds or Hearts?"
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Whenever you lose a hand, take off an article of clothing.
 
'Guster said:
'Frostillicus said:
'General Malaise said:
*****PARENTAL BRAG ALERT*****
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Cool story GM, awesome stuff.By the way, did I mention that it's spring break for a lot of colleges and as such there are a ton of young nubile coeds frolicking on the beach in skimpy bikinis? And girls, too.
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The beaches of Minnesota in march?
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I'm on vacation in Florida. Although "on vacation" also means my stupid kids and my stupid parents are here with us, so "vacation" isn't quite vacation. But still, the butts. My god, the butts.
 
So you guys probably don't know this but Florida has a lot of fresh seafood you can buy and cook and stuff. So the other night my parents picked up some fresh shrimp and grouper and told me to make it for them because they know I like to try to be a cook and they are good at beef stew and casseroles and stuff. So I made chili-lime shrimp and almond-crusted grouper. Oh my god. So amazing. My dad has talked about the meal twice today and my mom told me when she woke up in the middle of the night she found herself thinking about the meal. I'm awesome.

so tomorrow they're going to get shrimp again and sea bass. Going to go with a garlic shrimp and a spice rubbed sea bass with a lemon butter sauce. I'm hungr.y

 
Jeep> cliffs notes? I tried to read but really too drunk.

Also, pics of your sister?

Speaking of hot sisters, GM's is pretty hot.

 
I think I just attended a master class in getting played. If what I think happened just happened, Kaiser Soze's got nothing on my paralegal.

 
Just got back from the Head and the Heart concert. Wow. I was a big fan of theirs heading in, but was blown away with how good they were live. "Lost in My Mind" was incredible. Highly recommend going to see them if you have a chance

 
'Gadzooks said:
In a little while I'll be heading to a "HomeShow" to work in my company's booth. And by work, I mean I'll be looking at people with funny haircuts and clothes etc. Also, every booth at this show has some kind of raffle prize, so I was thinking maybe everyone in here could post your real names and addresses and I'll personally enter you in all the raffles. Your welcome and good luck.
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and by work, I mean I'll be getting a massage from Hans and putting it on FB. With a smile.
 
'Thorn said:
'Gadzooks said:
In a little while I'll be heading to a "HomeShow" to work in my company's booth. And by work, I mean I'll be looking at people with funny haircuts and clothes etc. Also, every booth at this show has some kind of raffle prize, so I was thinking maybe everyone in here could post your real names and addresses and I'll personally enter you in all the raffles. Your welcome and good luck.
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and by work, I mean I'll be getting a massage from Hans and putting it on FB. With a smile.
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:goodposting:Although Zooks is probably neck deep in tang so a little documented guy-on-guy rubbing is probably ok.
 
'Guster said:
'Gadzooks said:
'Guster said:
'Homer J Simpson said:
'Annyong said:
He seems genuinely angry
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He was.
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I think YSR put it best "Homer scared me."
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I saved a copy of Homer's profanity-laced death threat text, I'd post it here but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't last long. But it was awesome and scary at the same time. I loved it.
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Yeah, it seemed equal parts I want to kill you and I would buy you a shot tonight if you were in Youngstown. Tough love
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I really want to go to Youngstown. For both these reasons.
 
'Marvin said:
About to go play in a charity poker tournament.Shtick Activated:"Hold 'em? That's the one they play on TV, right?""Aces are good, aren't they?""Why do I have to bet again? I just did it a second ago.""What's better? Diamonds or Hearts?"
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"does that beat me? all i got is a pair of ones. and another pair of ones."
 
'jplvr said:
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Man that's tough. That was hard to read after the "I would stay with him even if I knew he was cheating part." I get your brother's sentiment of 'we can't help her,' but I probably would keep trying. Sorry to hear GB.
 
I called Homer and left a motivational massage.

So I'm thinking....anyone else want a motivational voice male from me? I can do different voices....will work in some charm. Or I can forward some crazy Ma GM voicemails? Just give me the number and the time to call, let it roll to VM and I will sex it up. :banned:

 
'General Malaise said:
I called Homer and left a motivational massage.So I'm thinking....anyone else want a motivational voice male from me? I can do different voices....will work in some charm. Or I can forward some crazy Ma GM voicemails? Just give me the number and the time to call, let it roll to VM and I will sex it up. :banned:
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Yes. Can't tell you how pissed I was that Homer's place of employment didn't have voice mail one night. :hot:
 
'General Malaise said:
'jplvr said:
Member when it seemed I said I couldn't get drunk again? I'm still awake, but I might pass out trying to walk upstairs. Winning? Later.I have avoided sending some stupid #### via text and email to parties involved. I might regret some of the #### I've shared here later, but while real, it's way more meaningless than the things I've managed not to share so far. 3-page Word document bomb is still in play, however.I'm still not tired, but I'm definitely hammered... finally.
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Met a crap ton of you innernet frockers....Jeep is by far one of my very favorites.
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Thanks for the phone call. I'm good. Sadly, I'm probably good for another couple of hours of non-sleep though.Thankfully I've managed not to do anything damaging until I can sober up and proof read my work.
 
'General Malaise said:
'jplvr said:
Member when it seemed I said I couldn't get drunk again? I'm still awake, but I might pass out trying to walk upstairs. Winning? Later.I have avoided sending some stupid #### via text and email to parties involved. I might regret some of the #### I've shared here later, but while real, it's way more meaningless than the things I've managed not to share so far. 3-page Word document bomb is still in play, however.I'm still not tired, but I'm definitely hammered... finally.
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Met a crap ton of you innernet frockers....Jeep is by far one of my very favorites.
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...back at ya btw. Brother from a different mother and all that. We're not the same, but we have some interesting parrallels. I wish jplvr from MH1 would've met GM from MH3. That was MH3, right?I think I'm finally tired. Definitely drunk.
 
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