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'YSR said:
'phishphan said:
'YSR said:
'Frostillicus said:
Anybody who was looking for bracket help follow what I posted? If so you'd be 8-0.



DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED.
Yeah, well I'm currently #1 with a perfect 80 points in the ESPN national bracket. :coffee:
So how are you doing in the :e: bracket? Oh wait... <_<
I know. I'm sorry. I took my husband to the casino in Cherokee, NC for his birthday and what was supposed to be a one night stay turned into a two night stay following the theft of his wallet from the poker room and the subsequent hours it took to go through casino security and local police reports.I did have time early this morning, while he was calling to cancel all of his credit cards, to hop on our Kindle at breakfast and enter one total bracket. Sucks.

Anyway, I decided to go 32/32 in first round games this year. So I'm a bit concerned about Wichita St. coming through right now.
I was just teasing. Sorry to hear about Romo's wallet.
 
There's just something about getting your whiskey in a plastic bottle that makes you feel a little less good about yourself.
I see no problem with this. Almost zero chance of a broken bottle and ruined booze. Right now I'm working on a beer mug-sippy cup combo.
 
'Stoneys said:
I would love to try Porkslap Pale Ale

My link
It's delicious :thumbup: I could probably work up a care package.
Oh, I'd be appreciative....and if there is something from the pittsburgh area lemme know.
Trade for Iron City Pounders? I've always been curious since that time with ACP.
Sure... 6 Pack?
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Thanks Thorn!!! Beer is in the fridge getting cold!!!
Npgbs!Thanks for the ac12's and the black and tan maker thingy!

 
'YSR said:
'phishphan said:
'YSR said:
'Frostillicus said:
Anybody who was looking for bracket help follow what I posted? If so you'd be 8-0.



DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED.
Yeah, well I'm currently #1 with a perfect 80 points in the ESPN national bracket. :coffee:
So how are you doing in the :e: bracket? Oh wait... <_<
I know. I'm sorry. I took my husband to the casino in Cherokee, NC for his birthday and what was supposed to be a one night stay turned into a two night stay following the theft of his wallet from the poker room and the subsequent hours it took to go through casino security and local police reports.I did have time early this morning, while he was calling to cancel all of his credit cards, to hop on our Kindle at breakfast and enter one total bracket. Sucks.

Anyway, I decided to go 32/32 in first round games this year. So I'm a bit concerned about Wichita St. coming through right now.
Sucks about the wallet :(
 
someone punched my process server in the face today because he got served with a deposition subpoena. the server is 130 lbs and has terminal cancer.

so now instead of just having to give deposition testimony, the guy got arrested and is going to get sued for assault and battery.

 
'Marvin said:
'Bob Sacamano said:
Am I the only one who thinks the 22 year-old doesn't look 22?
I think she looks about 5 years older. :shrug:
Sigh. :( I pointed this out (without the specific age range) about three pages ago.Look at the hands in particular.
Huh. Well, in my defense counselor, if you look at my next 10 or so posts after that you might be able to determine approximately how many beers I'd had when I read your post (in accordance with GMTAN protocool, I don't count :flex:).
 
There's just something about getting your whiskey in a plastic bottle that makes you feel a little less good about yourself.
I see no problem with this. Almost zero chance of a broken bottle and ruined booze. Right now I'm working on a beer mug-sippy cup combo.
Oh I agree that its very practical. It just screams "I have a problem"
I prefer the term "value conscious."
"I'm a thrifty drunk"
 
someone punched my process server in the face today because he got served with a deposition subpoena. the server is 130 lbs and has terminal cancer.so now instead of just having to give deposition testimony, the guy got arrested and is going to get sued for assault and battery.
But he made his point now didn't he?Actually that sucks big time.
 
'krista4 said:
GBgad, have you carded the 22-year-old? She doesn't look 22. Maybe you can gauge this in...other ways, though. Like counting the rings?
Aw, crap. I didn't mention the hands. But I thought it.
 
'krista4 said:
GBgad, have you carded the 22-year-old? She doesn't look 22. Maybe you can gauge this in...other ways, though. Like counting the rings?
Your Honor...exhibit A. Ms. Brokovich did not clearly specify she thought the 22 year old looked older. Clearly this could be also read to mean that the 22 year old looks younger.
 
Just so you can all be depressed as I, I offer the latest message from my friend's cat:

Dear Aunt Krista: Double L here. Today is the Ides of March and you know what that means. It is my TENTH BIRTHDAY! Mom said I could do whatever I wanted to do today. So, I slept and just got up from my day long nap on our bed. I think I'll have a little snack and call it a day. A girl needs her beauty rest. Mom tells me that I am beautiful every day. I know it's because I get proper sleep.How are all of my cousins? How are you? Tell ME everything! Love, ME
I don't even know how to express this.
 
'krista4 said:
GBgad, have you carded the 22-year-old? She doesn't look 22. Maybe you can gauge this in...other ways, though. Like counting the rings?
Your Honor...exhibit A. Ms. Brokovich did not clearly specify she thought the 22 year old looked older. Clearly this could be also read to mean that the 22 year old looks younger.
I'm still trying to figure out how he can cut her open to check AND keep having sex with her.
 
'krista4 said:
GBgad, have you carded the 22-year-old? She doesn't look 22. Maybe you can gauge this in...other ways, though. Like counting the rings?
Your Honor...exhibit A. Ms. Brokovich did not clearly specify she thought the 22 year old looked older. Clearly this could be also read to mean that the 22 year old looks younger.
Ugh, you're right. I'm usually extremely precise in my choice of words; not so in this case as I didn't mean that to be vague.The girl's boobs (per earlier text) are incredible but she looks much older to me than the alleged age.
 
Just so you can all be depressed as I, I offer the latest message from my friend's cat:

Dear Aunt Krista: Double L here. Today is the Ides of March and you know what that means. It is my TENTH BIRTHDAY! Mom said I could do whatever I wanted to do today. So, I slept and just got up from my day long nap on our bed. I think I'll have a little snack and call it a day. A girl needs her beauty rest. Mom tells me that I am beautiful every day. I know it's because I get proper sleep.How are all of my cousins? How are you? Tell ME everything! Love, ME
I don't even know how to express this.
Cover your eyes, Tanner.I'd express it by punching her in the Tee Eye Tee and then throwing her cat across the room.
 
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'krista4 said:
GBgad, have you carded the 22-year-old? She doesn't look 22. Maybe you can gauge this in...other ways, though. Like counting the rings?
Your Honor...exhibit A. Ms. Brokovich did not clearly specify she thought the 22 year old looked older. Clearly this could be also read to mean that the 22 year old looks younger.
Ugh, you're right. I'm usually extremely precise in my choice of words; not so in this case as I didn't mean that to be vague.The girl's boobs (per earlier text) are incredible but she looks much older to me than the alleged age.
The defense rests.
 
Just so you can all be depressed as I, I offer the latest message from my friend's cat:

Dear Aunt Krista: Double L here. Today is the Ides of March and you know what that means. It is my TENTH BIRTHDAY! Mom said I could do whatever I wanted to do today. So, I slept and just got up from my day long nap on our bed. I think I'll have a little snack and call it a day. A girl needs her beauty rest. Mom tells me that I am beautiful every day. I know it's because I get proper sleep.How are all of my cousins? How are you? Tell ME everything! Love, ME
I don't even know how to express this.
Cover your eyes, Tanner.I'd express it by punching her in the Tee Eye Tee and then throwing her cat across the room.
Bob, the cat isn't really sending the messages.
 
Just so you can all be depressed as I, I offer the latest message from my friend's cat:

Dear Aunt Krista: Double L here. Today is the Ides of March and you know what that means. It is my TENTH BIRTHDAY! Mom said I could do whatever I wanted to do today. So, I slept and just got up from my day long nap on our bed. I think I'll have a little snack and call it a day. A girl needs her beauty rest. Mom tells me that I am beautiful every day. I know it's because I get proper sleep.How are all of my cousins? How are you? Tell ME everything! Love, ME
I don't even know how to express this.
Cover your eyes, Tanner.I'd express it by punching her in the Tee Eye Tee and then throwing her cat across the room.
Bob, the cat isn't really sending the messages.
:confused:
 
Just so you can all be depressed as I, I offer the latest message from my friend's cat:

Dear Aunt Krista: Double L here. Today is the Ides of March and you know what that means. It is my TENTH BIRTHDAY! Mom said I could do whatever I wanted to do today. So, I slept and just got up from my day long nap on our bed. I think I'll have a little snack and call it a day. A girl needs her beauty rest. Mom tells me that I am beautiful every day. I know it's because I get proper sleep.How are all of my cousins? How are you? Tell ME everything! Love, ME
I don't even know how to express this.
Jesus. I'd normally say to cut off all communication with this lunatic, but then I wouldn't get to read these.
 
There's just something about getting your whiskey in a plastic bottle that makes you feel a little less good about yourself.
I see no problem with this. Almost zero chance of a broken bottle and ruined booze. Right now I'm working on a beer mug-sippy cup combo.
Oh I agree that its very practical. It just screams "I have a problem"
I prefer the term "value conscious."
"I'm a thrifty drunk"
You misspelled filthy.
 
There's just something about getting your whiskey in a plastic bottle that makes you feel a little less good about yourself.
I see no problem with this. Almost zero chance of a broken bottle and ruined booze. Right now I'm working on a beer mug-sippy cup combo.
Oh I agree that its very practical. It just screams "I have a problem"
I prefer the term "value conscious."
"I'm a thrifty drunk"
"Who gets atrocious hangovers"
 
There's just something about getting your whiskey in a plastic bottle that makes you feel a little less good about yourself.
I see no problem with this. Almost zero chance of a broken bottle and ruined booze. Right now I'm working on a beer mug-sippy cup combo.
Oh I agree that its very practical. It just screams "I have a problem"
I prefer the term "value conscious."
"I'm a thrifty drunk"
"Who gets atrocious hangovers"
My hangovers are actually pretty mild.
 
Just so you can all be depressed as I, I offer the latest message from my friend's cat:

Dear Aunt Krista: Double L here. Today is the Ides of March and you know what that means. It is my TENTH BIRTHDAY! Mom said I could do whatever I wanted to do today. So, I slept and just got up from my day long nap on our bed. I think I'll have a little snack and call it a day. A girl needs her beauty rest. Mom tells me that I am beautiful every day. I know it's because I get proper sleep.How are all of my cousins? How are you? Tell ME everything! Love, ME
I don't even know how to express this.
dear lordFWIW, here is a recent FB post from my friend's wife to her sister in law, done as a first person message from one's daughter to the other:
Dear E, I can't wait to see you today. Wait til you see me, I am wearing your Osh Kosh overalls for the first time with some cute sneaks! I can't wait to kiss you. I don't mind if you bite me, but I might pull your hair if you do, just saying. I learned a new trick with my thumb too that I want to show you! See you in a few hours, girlfraaan! xoxoxo, P
 
Just so you can all be depressed as I, I offer the latest message from my friend's cat:

Dear Aunt Krista: Double L here. Today is the Ides of March and you know what that means. It is my TENTH BIRTHDAY! Mom said I could do whatever I wanted to do today. So, I slept and just got up from my day long nap on our bed. I think I'll have a little snack and call it a day. A girl needs her beauty rest. Mom tells me that I am beautiful every day. I know it's because I get proper sleep.How are all of my cousins? How are you? Tell ME everything! Love, ME
I don't even know how to express this.
dear lordFWIW, here is a recent FB post from my friend's wife to her sister in law, done as a first person message from one's daughter to the other:
Dear E, I can't wait to see you today. Wait til you see me, I am wearing your Osh Kosh overalls for the first time with some cute sneaks! I can't wait to kiss you. I don't mind if you bite me, but I might pull your hair if you do, just saying. I learned a new trick with my thumb too that I want to show you! See you in a few hours, girlfraaan! xoxoxo, P
OMFG JFC and other offensive acronyms! It was bad enough before I got to...no, I can't do it...OK, "girlfraaaan!"Please just ####### kill me now.
 
There's just something about getting your whiskey in a plastic bottle that makes you feel a little less good about yourself.
I see no problem with this. Almost zero chance of a broken bottle and ruined booze. Right now I'm working on a beer mug-sippy cup combo.
Oh I agree that its very practical. It just screams "I have a problem"
I prefer the term "value conscious."
"I'm a thrifty drunk"
"Who gets atrocious hangovers"
My hangovers are actually pretty mild.
I was thinking more along the lines of those who drink hard stuff from plastic bottles.
 
Just so you can all be depressed as I, I offer the latest message from my friend's cat:

Dear Aunt Krista: Double L here. Today is the Ides of March and you know what that means. It is my TENTH BIRTHDAY! Mom said I could do whatever I wanted to do today. So, I slept and just got up from my day long nap on our bed. I think I'll have a little snack and call it a day. A girl needs her beauty rest. Mom tells me that I am beautiful every day. I know it's because I get proper sleep.How are all of my cousins? How are you? Tell ME everything! Love, ME
I don't even know how to express this.
dear lordFWIW, here is a recent FB post from my friend's wife to her sister in law, done as a first person message from one's daughter to the other:
Dear E, I can't wait to see you today. Wait til you see me, I am wearing your Osh Kosh overalls for the first time with some cute sneaks! I can't wait to kiss you. I don't mind if you bite me, but I might pull your hair if you do, just saying. I learned a new trick with my thumb too that I want to show you! See you in a few hours, girlfraaan! xoxoxo, P
OMFG JFC and other offensive acronyms! It was bad enough before I got to...no, I can't do it...OK, "girlfraaaan!"Please just ####### kill me now.
I can't tell you how hard it has been to not write something like, "please stop. These are just ####### terrible."
 
There's a Sherwin Williams a few miles from my house and you can pick up mexican painters there for $10/hr that usually do really good work. They hang out by the bus stop. This morning I went in to parking lot and saw a dark complected guy sitting o the bench. I asked him if he was a painter? He indicated that he was, but kept telling me to speak in English because I was speaking a rough approximation of Spanish. I could also tell he was not Mexican or Central/South American. He look Indian and I was close, he is from Nepal.

Our communication was cursory and fragmented at best, but I think he is a political refugee. He showed me a detention center card, but I could not really discern what branch of what level of government issued it. I'm pretty sure its not a criminal detention center or he would have never showed it to me.

Anyway he did decent painting. Very amateurish, but he worked steadily and carefully. When I fed him lunch with my parents and some other workeers, he was very courteous, bowing to my parent with his hands together at his chest, like Christians do when they pray.

I took a liking to the kid (maybe 25? hard for me to tell with different ethnic groups) and was trying to think of some more jobs I could give him to do around here.But I sure would like to find out a bit more about him and what got him here. He told me he got here thru Thailand, Spain, Guatamala, then a bus to here. I think he was telling me that he was here as a political refugee, but I could not understand his affiliations that made him such a thing. He is Hindi, I know China has been exerting a lot of influence in Nepal and a lot of Tinetians are there as refugees, but I cannot figure out what cause he was a part of the get deported or whatever.

Does anyone know about the situation there and what might have led him here. I do not think he came voluntarily, but not sure if he was sent away or escaped. His wife and parents are still in Nepal. He said he cannot go back.

If anyone can give me some info or thoughts on this, I'd appreciate it. As my wife says, i have a habit of picking up strays/lost souls and trying to help them find a place. It usually backfires, but I still do it.

 
There's just something about getting your whiskey in a plastic bottle that makes you feel a little less good about yourself.
I see no problem with this. Almost zero chance of a broken bottle and ruined booze. Right now I'm working on a beer mug-sippy cup combo.
Oh I agree that its very practical. It just screams "I have a problem"
I prefer the term "value conscious."
"I'm a thrifty drunk"
You misspelled filthy.
The world needs a lot more Homer.
 
There's just something about getting your whiskey in a plastic bottle that makes you feel a little less good about yourself.
I see no problem with this. Almost zero chance of a broken bottle and ruined booze. Right now I'm working on a beer mug-sippy cup combo.
Oh I agree that its very practical. It just screams "I have a problem"
I prefer the term "value conscious."
"I'm a thrifty drunk"
You misspelled filthy.
The world needs a lot more Homer.
Sorry, I'm a political refugee. :ph34r:
 
Every time I see that HP commercial where they play Blister in the Sun I want to grab my guitar and play it. I don't want to buy a laptop, though. I feel bad for the ad guys. They came so close to being effective.

 
'Stoneys said:
I would love to try Porkslap Pale Ale

My link
It's delicious :thumbup: I could probably work up a care package.
Oh, I'd be appreciative....and if there is something from the pittsburgh area lemme know.
Trade for Iron City Pounders? I've always been curious since that time with ACP.
Sure... 6 Pack?
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Thanks Thorn!!! Beer is in the fridge getting cold!!!
Npgbs!Thanks for the ac12's and the black and tan maker thingy!
What, no love for the white out?
 
can one of you guys send me some yuengling? never had it and i want to try it. ill send you some 312 or whatever is in the chicago area.

boobs

 

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