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Hey Shuke, my sons' AA Team (that's little league slang, not the place were booze quitters go) is the Cinncinnatti (sp?) Reds. I'm wearing my ball cap today and though red isn't exactly the best fit for my skin tone, I must say, I like being a part of Rednation. :thumbup:

 
'Mr.Pack said:
'Bogart said:
Out of the doctor's office. I guess high blood pressure causes headaches. Who knew?When can we start using GMTAN as our medical history? It would have saved me 10 mins if my doctor would have just read this.
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I wasn't going to Hipple here, but I have to ask, what kind of headaches?Lately I've been getting terrible headaches, to the point I have to lay down. They are always in the lower left back of my head. Ibuprofen really helps the pain in about 30 mins.
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Mine start right above my eyes and move across the entire front and top of my head. Typically 30 mins in a hot shower mutes the pain until 4 or 5 "migrane relief" capsules knock the edge off, but I have had two this month where I was no where near meds or a hot shower.Spent 2 hours in the doctor's office today getting stuck with needles as they did a glucose test. Next Monday I go in and he should be able to tell me everything I need to know going forward.
 
2 hours of baseball practice tonight, rain or shine. It was snowing this morning. Every year I get to a point where I'm ready to move away from Oregon for warmer weather. I'd say today is that day for 2012.

 
'Marvin said:
I think I'm going to have some people over tonight.
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See he looks like he has a problem because he is using a cart. Whenever I go booze shopping at teh sams, I always use one of those big warehouse industrial jobs. Cases of whiskey don't look so weird with all that other open space.
'Idiot Boxer said:
'General Malaise said:
Anybody ever fail at masturbating before? :unsure:
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Everytime I finish masturbating, I feel like a failure. Does that count?
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:lmao:
'Marvin said:
Of all the things to hoard who would have thought nudie pics of yourself would be one of them?
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What now?
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Marvin said:
I think I'm going to have some people over tonight.
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See he looks like he has a problem because he is using a cart. Whenever I go booze shopping at teh sams, I always use one of those big warehouse industrial jobs. Cases of whiskey don't look so weird with all that other open space.
'Idiot Boxer said:
'General Malaise said:
Anybody ever fail at masturbating before? :unsure:
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Everytime I finish masturbating, I feel like a failure. Does that count?
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:lmao:
'Marvin said:
Of all the things to hoard who would have thought nudie pics of yourself would be one of them?
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What now?
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If you hadn't had opted out of the text clique you'd know these things.YSR was helping clean stuff at in-laws. Found a bunch of bikini pics of MIL from way back.

 
'Marvin said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Marvin said:
I think I'm going to have some people over tonight.
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See he looks like he has a problem because he is using a cart. Whenever I go booze shopping at teh sams, I always use one of those big warehouse industrial jobs. Cases of whiskey don't look so weird with all that other open space.
'Idiot Boxer said:
'General Malaise said:
Anybody ever fail at masturbating before? :unsure:
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Everytime I finish masturbating, I feel like a failure. Does that count?
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:lmao:
'Marvin said:
Of all the things to hoard who would have thought nudie pics of yourself would be one of them?
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What now?
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If you hadn't had opted out of the text clique you'd know these things.YSR was helping clean stuff at in-laws. Found a bunch of bikini pics of MIL from way back.
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I opted out for one night only. :shrug:

 
'Bogart said:
'Mr.Pack said:
'Bogart said:
Out of the doctor's office. I guess high blood pressure causes headaches. Who knew?When can we start using GMTAN as our medical history? It would have saved me 10 mins if my doctor would have just read this.
Click to expand...
I wasn't going to Hipple here, but I have to ask, what kind of headaches?Lately I've been getting terrible headaches, to the point I have to lay down. They are always in the lower left back of my head. Ibuprofen really helps the pain in about 30 mins.
Click to expand...
Mine start right above my eyes and move across the entire front and top of my head. Typically 30 mins in a hot shower mutes the pain until 4 or 5 "migrane relief" capsules knock the edge off, but I have had two this month where I was no where near meds or a hot shower.Spent 2 hours in the doctor's office today getting stuck with needles as they did a glucose test. Next Monday I go in and he should be able to tell me everything I need to know going forward.
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OK, mine are different like i said.I wondered because I had my BP taken a couple weeks ago and it was 170/98.I think mine is from my eyes.GLGB
 
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'Marvin said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Marvin said:
I think I'm going to have some people over tonight.
Click to expand...
See he looks like he has a problem because he is using a cart. Whenever I go booze shopping at teh sams, I always use one of those big warehouse industrial jobs. Cases of whiskey don't look so weird with all that other open space.
'Idiot Boxer said:
'General Malaise said:
Anybody ever fail at masturbating before? :unsure:
Click to expand...
Everytime I finish masturbating, I feel like a failure. Does that count?
Click to expand...
:lmao:
'Marvin said:
Of all the things to hoard who would have thought nudie pics of yourself would be one of them?
Click to expand...
What now?
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If you hadn't had opted out of the text clique you'd know these things.YSR was helping clean stuff at in-laws. Found a bunch of bikini pics of MIL from way back.
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WTF? You guys are mean jerks.
 
almost 24 hours without any booze....still feel like poop. no more back to back to back days of hard core partying for me.

my poor sister had to put her dog down today. not a very good first quarter of the year for her family. we had to put our dog down during the divorce in 2007 and that was just a complete and utter gut kick to my sons. can't be easy for my nephews/her boys. :(

say, you know what's a whole lot of fun when you are hungover? coaching baseball in the cold rain for 2 hours.

i'd like to just put an end to this day.

 
'Frostillicus said:
'mr. furley said:
anyone own water shoes? :unsure:

suggestions on a brand that works

TIA
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my kids have some. I don't know the brand. Just wear flip flops, fancy boy.
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My mother calls those 'thongs'. It is very confusing and leads to a lot of puzzled looks when she says it. but she refuses to alter her ways.She sold a bunch of silver last month and bought herself an iPad. She has no idea what she's doing with it. She thought it was a phone until my son told her it wasn't.

 
'General Malaise said:
'Frostillicus said:
'mr. furley said:
anyone own water shoes? :unsure:

suggestions on a brand that works

TIA
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my kids have some. I don't know the brand. Just wear flip flops, fancy boy.
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My mother calls those 'thongs'. It is very confusing and leads to a lot of puzzled looks when she says it. but she refuses to alter her ways.She sold a bunch of silver last month and bought herself an iPad. She has no idea what she's doing with it. She thought it was a phone until my son told her it wasn't.
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My mom does too. I've also been in this situation where it's caused some confusion.And Furley, I just got back from Florida and my flip flop thongs never came off nor did I lose any limbs to shark attack or any other large fish. I wore thongs when I was just walking out in the ocean, and went barefoot when I was going to be more swimmingy. Worked for me.

 
'Frostillicus said:
'General Malaise said:
'Frostillicus said:
'mr. furley said:
anyone own water shoes? :unsure:

suggestions on a brand that works

TIA
Click to expand...
my kids have some. I don't know the brand. Just wear flip flops, fancy boy.
Click to expand...
My mother calls those 'thongs'. It is very confusing and leads to a lot of puzzled looks when she says it. but she refuses to alter her ways.She sold a bunch of silver last month and bought herself an iPad. She has no idea what she's doing with it. She thought it was a phone until my son told her it wasn't.
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My mom does too. I've also been in this situation where it's caused some confusion.And Furley, I just got back from Florida and my flip flop thongs never came off nor did I lose any limbs to shark attack or any other large fish. I wore thongs when I was just walking out in the ocean, and went barefoot when I was going to be more swimmingy. Worked for me.
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is this the same ocean as they have in the caribbean :confused:
 
'mr. furley said:
'Frostillicus said:
'General Malaise said:
'Frostillicus said:
'mr. furley said:
anyone own water shoes? :unsure:

suggestions on a brand that works

TIA
Click to expand...
my kids have some. I don't know the brand. Just wear flip flops, fancy boy.
Click to expand...
My mother calls those 'thongs'. It is very confusing and leads to a lot of puzzled looks when she says it. but she refuses to alter her ways.She sold a bunch of silver last month and bought herself an iPad. She has no idea what she's doing with it. She thought it was a phone until my son told her it wasn't.
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My mom does too. I've also been in this situation where it's caused some confusion.And Furley, I just got back from Florida and my flip flop thongs never came off nor did I lose any limbs to shark attack or any other large fish. I wore thongs when I was just walking out in the ocean, and went barefoot when I was going to be more swimmingy. Worked for me.
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is this the same ocean as they have in the caribbean :confused:
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it's the gulf of mexico one.
 
For the first time in 1433 pages, i'm just flat-out skipping stuff. In my thongs.

Been a busy few days for Homer J.

I worked like a madman on Saturday, but didn't even have a drink. OK, maybe a couple of shots, but seriously that was it. I was really hoping to get pulled over on my way home just so I could've annoyed a cop by being sober at 3am on St. Patrick's Day.

The day started when I jumped behind the bar a little before 7 and didn't slow below Mach 3 until 2:30...we were so busy I didn't even have a cigarette until 11. Just for some reference, I have 4 smokes in the first hour of every shift I ever work. Seriously, I'm like a chimney behind the bar and on Saturday I literally did not even have time to stop for 8 seconds just to light one up. Four deep all night and I swear on a stack of bibles that I heard my name called more on that night than in the entirety of my years combined. Mother####bucket, I would have two tins and three glasses and four bottles of booze in my hands and some jackhole who I've never seen before is yelling PJ at the top of his lungs from 50 feet away. I snapped like 6 different times. At one point I grabbed a guy by his neck and let him know that if he said my name one more f###ing time I was going to kill everyone he ever loved.

I also made the mistake of wearing jeans...so my propensity for sweating like a whore in church was exacerbated about tenfold. One of my best friends bellied up to the bar and immediately started laughing like crazy and exclaimed "Holy S##t you're sweating like a hostage!" There were more than a few drinks served that night with a little splash of Homer's headsweat to spice things up.

And since I didn't drink that night at all, I clearly had to start pounding as soon as I got behind the bar yesterday. At 5. And I'm not exaggerating one bit when I say I haven't stopped since then. I'm working on 33 hours of pure epic awesomeness and if I could've found anyone to go out in the last couple of hours I'd still be going strong. But as it is, I'm sitting in my living room sucking down beers like a champ...but totally lacking the social interaction that I'm jonesing for.

Anyway, last night I reconnected with the (former) virgin and blasted out some after-hours lovin before going out to meet some friends for late-night beers that lasted until I had to start working at noon. The best part was when I walked into the bar and my boss was sitting there...he's NEVER there at that time. I felt like I was 15 again and trying to be sober in front of my parents. Awful.

Then I got to work a 7 hour shift while maintaining the balance of drunkenness/tiredness/awesomeness/funHomer-ness/surlyHomer-ness/drunkenness etc...good times! Well of course after work I had to sit at the bar and chill with a drink or two, right? I mean, what would you do? And that's when Anita walked in and sat down right next to everyone's favorite bartender. This girl and I have been dirty-flirting for months, but she's engaged so I've taken the high road the whoole time...and honestly I've felt pretty good about myself for that. Sometimes MoralHomer comes out to play. :thumbup:

Soooooo....long story short, I'm banging her on my living room floor a few hours ago and doing a Stoli shot and biting a lemon off of her back...

What was I saying? Oh yeah, sometimes MoralHomer comes out to play. But seriously, after 30 hours of boozing MoralHomer can go #### himself.

Anyway, it's been a beautiful couple of days. Seriously, I doubled up!!!

I really don't know how to end this post.

End?

End.

 
'General Malaise said:
almost 24 hours without any booze....still feel like poop. no more back to back to back days of hard core partying for me. my poor sister had to put her dog down today. not a very good first quarter of the year for her family. we had to put our dog down during the divorce in 2007 and that was just a complete and utter gut kick to my sons. can't be easy for my nephews/her boys. :(say, you know what's a whole lot of fun when you are hungover? coaching baseball in the cold rain for 2 hours. i'd like to just put an end to this day.
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I spent Sunday at the auto show with my 2 year old and my dad after drinking my life away for all of Friday and Saturday.I love the auto show, I try to go every year with my old man and my kid loves cars and machinery and ish so this seemed like a no-brainer. Despite all of the booze, I felt pretty good. When we got there and I walked into that mass of people and bright lights I realized what a terrible mistake I made. I needed a Wilt Chamberlain headband for all of the forehead sweats that kept breaking out. The kid was shy at first and I brought a stroller so he could chill and just touch the tires of each car as we go by. Near the end, when my strength was at it's lowest, was when he got bold. I let him out of the stroller and he was just bolting from car to car. "That'a Porsche!" "Hey, there's another Porsche" :deadbanana:
 
Just waking up from 15 hours of drinking. There is a window washer coming down. Its ok to be naked right?

 
Several things, feel free to tl;dr:

1.) Last night I went to our weekly Monday night freeroll at a restaurant downtown. There is a 6:00 and a 9:00 game. The 6:00 game pays out food comps for final three, the 9:00 game does the same but is also a progressive game with awesome month-end payouts. I'm still learning the game, but am getting better and better (was 43rd of about 300 in the progressive going into last night). In fact, I placed 2nd (out of about 65 or so) in the 6:00 last night. In the 9:00 game, I was started to get blinded out and was almost short stacked with QJc. I was playing super tight, and things had been going my way in hands that I was actually playing, so I pre-flop raised pretty significantly. I was called with an all-in. I was able to cover it, and was invested at that time, so I called. Flop comes and is a rainbow of 4, 6, A. He flips over his cards and has AA. I was already standing up out of nervousness and out of disgust, I drop my cards face down onto the table. The turn comes and is a 10. Then the river is a K. So, I win, right? No. Apparently, my dropping (slamming?) my cards on the table was equivalent to mucking. See? I'm still learning. But I was so angry with myself, and frankly, embarrassed, that I pushed all in the next hand, cried a couple of embarrassed/angry tears to my husband, and came home. I'm still embarrassed.

2.) Last week, we were at the casino in NC and I ordered a few beers. I drank 3, I think, and got some of the worst acid reflux I've ever had. I chalked it up to food or something, but then had a few beers on Saturday and had the same thing. Fast forward to Sunday night when I had a glass of red wine with dinner, and it looks like I have grown in to some kind of full-blown reaction to alcohol. Which is probably a good great thing, but still, :sadbanana:

3.) This whole thing about my MIL: we are living in a small condo at the moment, so we have some things in storage. Our stuff takes up about 1/2 of a storage unit, and my in-laws have filled ours and gotten their own as well. We are looking to do a refi on a house and my husband asked me to look in the storage unit for a certain fire safe that had his original loan documents. I found the safe, and inside I found old coins, some old foreign (WWI German and Algerian) currency, and a few albums of my MIL very clearly posing for various pictures in a bikini. I made the mistake of sending a couple of these to Gadzooks, who has sent me no fewer than 17 texts asking for more. She was actually quite the looker back then. My problem is that they were in my husband's safe. He claims that he just threw them in with some other old pictures in there for safekeeping, and I genuinely don't think he ever gave it a second thought as to how weird that is, but still. Weird.

4.) cosjobs continues to amaze and astound. A while back, there was discussion in here about movies and both cosjobs and Frosty offered to send out some movies. Both have come through amazingly. I received a cosjobs package yesterday that had not only the movies he promised, but also a beautiful bottle of Chateauneuf-du-Pape and a bottle of champagne - in an AWESOME Winebat bottle cooler/carrier. I'm so darn excited. Thank you, thank you, thank you. This place (with cosjobs in particular here) is so generous. :thumbup:

5) Has anyone heard from Keys? I sent him a private FB message about a weeks ago, just asking if he was okay, and then noticed today that he has since defriended me. It also now shows that I don't have any mutual friends with him, so I guess he's defriended most people in here. I'll take a PM if need be, though it's really none of my business. I just want to know that he's okay.

I think that's it. Thanks for letting me talk.

 
Thanks for sharing, YSR. :thumbup:

I suck at poker. Vipul just beat me with full house and took $10 from me (I also had a full house, but his was bigger than mine). I now owe him $49. He used to owe me $138. :bag:

I am trying to literally GIVE our Blazer tickets away and nobody - I mean not ANYBODY - wants to go. Come on, man. This is the night the Blazers introduce us to Hasheem Thabeet! :excited: :excited: :excited: :mellow:

I guess I'll just go and take my wife. I might ingest my first alcoholic drink since Sunday. :banned:

I haven't been to the gym in a week. :porked:

 
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