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Man, this entire board has been a major bummer this week.Zooks, Guster.....I need stories about 22 YO and random drunk girls STAT!!YIC,BogartP.S. Pics are appreciated.
1. I'm meeting up with my little side project tonight. any pic shtick suggestions?2. Is it ok to send you some texts now?
 
You guys and your little text clique is the worst thing to happen to this thread. I feel disconnected.
:goodposting:
Maybe it is because I've been somewhat disconnected from this thread but I don't quite understand this. I thought people outside of this thread has accused everyone that posted here of being a clique? BTW, Shuke GND about to go up.
You guys and your little text clique is the worst thing to happen to this thread. I feel disconnected.
11 had a sub-clique called 4.
lol
 
You guys and your little text clique is the worst thing to happen to this thread. I feel disconnected.
:goodposting:
Maybe it is because I've been somewhat disconnected from this thread but I don't quite understand this. I thought people outside of this thread has accused everyone that posted here of being a clique?
but we are posting from inside the thread?
Mind, blown.
 
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Hey, SLB. Re your last text:

1. Cobra

2. She probably would

3. $129.56

4. LOL

5. Mr. Dingles, Furley, Peens, Mr. Ham, and E-Mom...in that order.

6. The sofa is green. The bear walks over the bridge. Adam has 4 jobs. The hammer is rusty.

 
Hey, SLB. Re your last text:1. Cobra2. She probably would3. $129.564. LOL5. Mr. Dingles, Furley, Peens, Mr. Ham, and E-Mom...in that order.6. The sofa is green. The bear walks over the bridge. Adam has 4 jobs. The hammer is rusty.
ooh, ooh ... is this like a jeopardy game?1. What's your favorite Sylvester Stallone movie?2. Do you think my wife would mind if my neighbor's wife blew me?3. How much would it cost to have a professional do it?4. What's the appropriate text response if my wife finds out?5. What are 5 people that you would love to corn hole with?6. What are 4 random sentences that when strung together would make my kids laugh?
 
Hey, SLB. Re your last text:1. Cobra2. She probably would3. $129.564. LOL5. Mr. Dingles, Furley, Peens, Mr. Ham, and E-Mom...in that order.6. The sofa is green. The bear walks over the bridge. Adam has 4 jobs. The hammer is rusty.
ooh, ooh ... is this like a jeopardy game?1. What's your favorite Sylvester Stallone movie?2. Do you think my wife would mind if my neighbor's wife blew me?3. How much would it cost to have a professional do it?4. What's the appropriate text response if my wife finds out?5. What are 5 people that you would love to corn hole with?6. What are 4 random sentences that when strung together would make my kids laugh?
:lmao:
 
Hey, SLB. Re your last text:1. Cobra2. She probably would3. $129.564. LOL5. Mr. Dingles, Furley, Peens, Mr. Ham, and E-Mom...in that order.6. The sofa is green. The bear walks over the bridge. Adam has 4 jobs. The hammer is rusty.
ooh, ooh ... is this like a jeopardy game?1. What's your favorite Sylvester Stallone movie?2. Do you think my wife would mind if my neighbor's wife blew me?3. How much would it cost to have a professional do it?4. What's the appropriate text response if my wife finds out?5. What are 5 people that you would love to corn hole with?6. What are 4 random sentences that when strung together would make my kids laugh?
:golfclap:
 
Hey, SLB. Re your last text:1. Cobra2. She probably would3. $129.564. LOL5. Mr. Dingles, Furley, Peens, Mr. Ham, and E-Mom...in that order.6. The sofa is green. The bear walks over the bridge. Adam has 4 jobs. The hammer is rusty.
ooh, ooh ... is this like a jeopardy game?1. What's your favorite Sylvester Stallone movie?2. Do you think my wife would mind if my neighbor's wife blew me?3. How much would it cost to have a professional do it?4. What's the appropriate text response if my wife finds out?5. What are 5 people that you would love to corn hole with?6. What are 4 random sentences that when strung together would make my kids laugh?
Nicely played.
 
'bryhamm said:
'Marvin said:
Hey, SLB. Re your last text:1. Cobra2. She probably would3. $129.564. LOL5. Mr. Dingles, Furley, Peens, Mr. Ham, and E-Mom...in that order.6. The sofa is green. The bear walks over the bridge. Adam has 4 jobs. The hammer is rusty.
ooh, ooh ... is this like a jeopardy game?1. What's your favorite Sylvester Stallone movie?2. Do you think my wife would mind if my neighbor's wife blew me?3. How much would it cost to have a professional do it?4. What's the appropriate text response if my wife finds out?5. What are 5 people that you would love to corn hole with?6. What are 4 random sentences that when strung together would make my kids laugh?
Good schtick...can we keep this going?
 
'Marvin said:
'shuke said:
You guys and your little text clique is the worst thing to happen to this thread. I feel disconnected.
You sound like one of those kids that wears an army jacket to school every day, calls the jocks 'neanderthals' and 'closet homos', makes farting noises at cheerleaders, and then wonders why he's not popular.
OK
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'shuke said:
You guys and your little text clique is the worst thing to happen to this thread. I feel disconnected.
:goodposting:
Maybe it is because I've been somewhat disconnected from this thread but I don't quite understand this. I thought people outside of this thread has accused everyone that posted here of being a clique?
Of course they do. Because it is. And up until a few weeks ago I was a proud and devoted member of that clique. But since the new sub-clique started, I feel like I don't even know you guys any more. Asked for a 5 day recap and I was ridiculed and laughed at.
BTW, Shuke GND about to go up.
OH #### YEA!
 
I'm in the text group, here's a recap:1. ###2. ###3. Titty4. Titty5. Tanner being a curmudgeon6. Shots7. Shots
1. What does Jessica Alba have a great one of?2. Where's the strangest place you and your wife have made whoopie?3. What should Jennifer Love Hewitt show in Playboy?4. Name one word that is a female body part that rhymes with the name of an animal that is the nickname of another female body part.5. What's got GM's panties in a bunch?6. What can Snookie never pass up?8. What do people who have been with Snookie need from the doc?
 
'Marvin said:
'shuke said:
You guys and your little text clique is the worst thing to happen to this thread. I feel disconnected.
You sound like one of those kids that wears an army jacket to school every day, calls the jocks 'neanderthals' and 'closet homos', makes farting noises at cheerleaders, and then wonders why he's not popular.
OK
My link
Did you know Chris Makepeace posts here?
So I've heard. But I've never met him in person and therefore refuse to acknowledge his existence.
 
Shuke > been to Moerlein Lager House yet? I've heard decent stuff about it, but only know one person that's actually been

 
I'm in Oklahoma City for work. I have heard the phrase "dad gum" or it's singular word partner "dagum" more times in the past 6 hours than I have in my entire life.

"I gotta run down to the warehouse and grab that dagum box"

"That dad gum supplier shipped us the wrong parts"

"Head down this street and take a left at the dagum Circle K"

"Is you a dad gum Cornhusker fan now they's in the Big Ten?"

 
I'm in Oklahoma City for work. I have heard the phrase "dad gum" or it's singular word partner "dagum" more times in the past 6 hours than I have in my entire life."I gotta run down to the warehouse and grab that dagum box""That dad gum supplier shipped us the wrong parts""Head down this street and take a left at the dagum Circle K""Is you a dad gum Cornhusker fan now they's in the Big Ten?"
Dagnabbit!
 
The Allstate guy just came and wrote me a check for a lot more than it's going to cost to fix my house.

Set your house on fire, end up making some money. What a terrible system that I'm happy to take advantage of.

 
I went a month without venturing into the FFA, but I guess I'm back now. Thanks for the condolences. It sucked. Still does really.

 
I'm in Oklahoma City for work. I have heard the phrase "dad gum" or it's singular word partner "dagum" more times in the past 6 hours than I have in my entire life."I gotta run down to the warehouse and grab that dagum box""That dad gum supplier shipped us the wrong parts""Head down this street and take a left at the dagum Circle K""Is you a dad gum Cornhusker fan now they's in the Big Ten?"
Dat dadgum city is sprawllllled out pretty dadgum far, ain't it?I was in OKC visiting my grandparents in like 1980. I remember my parents shielding me from a bunch of bald kids due to some rampant and nasty lice outbreak. I've been terrified of that town ever since and haven't been back.
 
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Mrs. SLB had to be at work this morning at 7 so I was responsible for getting the boys to school when this little situation happened.Dylan: Callllvin, will you please help me button my pants?Me: (Thinking to myself, that is so cool he goes to his big brother instead of me. :wub: )Cal: Sure! Come here!Dylan: Thanks!Cal: Wow Dylan your penis is getting so big I can't get these things to snap any more!Dylan: I know!Me: Dylan, your penis isn't getting bigger, your stomach is. You eat too many cookies.Dylan: (Laughs maniacally)
omfg :lmao:
 
This might sound cliche, but I switched to Geico car insurance on Friday and will save a crap load of money over American Family. AmFam was going to charge us $760 for a 6 month policy. Same policy with Geico? $380. Unreal. Wish I had done that sooner.

Today snuck up on me as work has been crazy busy the last couple of days, but I forgot I agreed to take tomorrow off to hang out with my boys as they are on Spring Break. And since they are with their mom, I am foot loose and fancy free!!!! :WAKKAWAKKAWAKKA:

Suggestions? Tips? Advise? Just opened my 2nd PBR. Looking to rock out with my sock out!!!!!

 
This might sound cliche, but I switched to Geico car insurance on Friday and will save a crap load of money over American Family. AmFam was going to charge us $760 for a 6 month policy. Same policy with Geico? $380. Unreal. Wish I had done that sooner.

Today snuck up on me as work has been crazy busy the last couple of days, but I forgot I agreed to take tomorrow off to hang out with my boys as they are on Spring Break. And since they are with their mom, I am foot loose and fancy free!!!! :WAKKAWAKKAWAKKA:

Suggestions? Tips? Advise? Just opened my 2nd PBR. Looking to rock out with my sock out!!!!!
Progressive was actually cheaper than Geico for me :shrug: Ended up with Met Life b/c the discount through work was better than Progressive

 
This might sound cliche, but I switched to Geico car insurance on Friday and will save a crap load of money over American Family. AmFam was going to charge us $760 for a 6 month policy. Same policy with Geico? $380. Unreal. Wish I had done that sooner.

Today snuck up on me as work has been crazy busy the last couple of days, but I forgot I agreed to take tomorrow off to hang out with my boys as they are on Spring Break. And since they are with their mom, I am foot loose and fancy free!!!! :WAKKAWAKKAWAKKA:

Suggestions? Tips? Advise? Just opened my 2nd PBR. Looking to rock out with my sock out!!!!!
Progressive was actually cheaper than Geico for me :shrug: Ended up with Met Life b/c the discount through work was better than Progressive
I use Ameriprise since I'm a Costco Executive Member
 

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