GM's thread about nothing (73 Viewers)

[Marvin]

Opening a 2008 Melange Noir from Waterbrook. It's a fine varietal blend from the Columbia Valley. $9.99 at Rite Aid.

I absolutely read that as 'Ménage à trois'.

It would still make sense.

 

[Marvin]

Target is like the Vegas of shopping venues. I swear they pump in oxygen and such to make you buy more. And every end-cap tells a story of things you desperately need but didn't realize it.We're buying another house as of tomorrow. I had a neat, well-organized list of the type I'd have for anything, with categories and places to buy and recommendations. Then suddenly I found myself in some sort of Hello Kitty aisle with an already-full cart.Evil, I tell ya. Evil.

You can never go to Target with the intention of just buying 1 thing.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Target? Target? C'mon.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Costco is the devilstore. Say goodbye to $500 when you walk in.

 

[HighBeams]

So Miss is sleeping and I'm ready to chat.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

So Miss is sleeping and I'm ready to chat.

Pics?

 

[krista4]

Costco is the devilstore. Say goodbye to $500 when you walk in.

True. I would have been in an even bigger panic with Costco. Yes, I need 18 liters of olive oil!

 

[HighBeams]

So Miss is sleeping and I'm ready to chat.

Pics?

Sure but I hope I'm not your type.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Costco is the devilstore. Say goodbye to $500 when you walk in.

True. I would have been in an even bigger panic with Costco. Yes, I need 18 liters of olive oil!

lolAnd I'm almost out of olive oil.

 

[Guster]

So, I run a Red Sox Squares pool. Think Super Bowl Squares, but with the results of Red Sox games.

I've sold 90 of the squares and have 10 to go.

If anyone is interested, let me know and I'll shoot you a link to the rules so you can decide if you want in or not

 

[General Malaise]

Rite Aid has everything I need. Mostly. Screw Target and Costco.

Also, like Trader Joes and Albertsons.

And Mart & Mail by my house.

 

[Guster]

Cos - I tapped into my movember Pernod tonight...

1. Is it pronounced pair-know?

2. Last time I had some, I had a nasty hangover. That might have had something to o with all the other booze I had consumed, but I'm cautious at this point.

 

[General Malaise]

So, I run a Red Sox Squares pool. Think Super Bowl Squares, but with the results of Red Sox games. I've sold 90 of the squares and have 10 to go. If anyone is interested, let me know and I'll shoot you a link to the rules so you can decide if you want in or not

in

 

[HighBeams]

Oh hell, before I forget...sorry StLBob, I call my g/f Miss, that's her pet name. I know you started a thread but I refer to her as Miss. Every g/f has had a pet name and she fell into your hated titles. When I refer to Miss, please don't hate me.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So, I run a Red Sox Squares pool. Think Super Bowl Squares, but with the results of Red Sox games. I've sold 90 of the squares and have 10 to go. If anyone is interested, let me know and I'll shoot you a link to the rules so you can decide if you want in or not

Just count me in. What do I owe?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Oh hell, before I forget...sorry StLBob, I call my g/f Miss, that's her pet name. I know you started a thread but I refer to her as Miss. Every g/f has had a pet name and she fell into your hated titles. When I refer to Miss, please don't hate me.

Gibberish? I say yes. #drunk

 

[Marvin]

Cos - I tapped into my movember Pernod tonight...1. Is it pronounced pair-know?2. Last time I had some, I had a nasty hangover. That might have had something to o with all the other booze I had consumed, but I'm cautious at this point.

Per-know? No?

 

[HighBeams]

Oh hell, before I forget...sorry StLBob, I call my g/f Miss, that's her pet name. I know you started a thread but I refer to her as Miss. Every g/f has had a pet name and she fell into your hated titles. When I refer to Miss, please don't hate me.

Gibberish? I say yes. #drunk

Not at all, that makes sense to the guy that started a thread about Miss/Ms/Mrs.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Oh hell, before I forget...sorry StLBob, I call my g/f Miss, that's her pet name. I know you started a thread but I refer to her as Miss. Every g/f has had a pet name and she fell into your hated titles. When I refer to Miss, please don't hate me.

Gibberish? I say yes. #drunk

Not at all, that makes sense to the guy that started a thread about Miss/Ms/Mrs.

My Misstake.

 

[Sarnoff]

Just checking, nothing happening in the Zeppelin tournament threads, right? No desire to go in, just want to make sure I'm not missing anything. Thorpawishes to whatever brave souls have ventured in so far.

 

[GroveDiesel]

For the first time in a long time, I really worked my abs yesterday. 3 hours later the stomach flu hit. I wanted to die all night long. If an alien would have burst through my stomach, not only would it have not shocked me, but I would have welcomed sweet death.

 

[wadegarrett]

Neighbor lady comes down last night with her new baby to talk to the wife...I stop in to the front room to say hello...

Me: Hey 'Carrie' how are you?

Carrie: (enthusiastically) Hey sweetie!

Me:

She's also given me a 'hey honey' as I was walking by once with my dog.

WTF uses terms of endearment to greet their neighbor?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Just checking, nothing happening in the Zeppelin tournament threads, right? No desire to go in, just want to make sure I'm not missing anything. Thorpawishes to whatever brave souls have ventured in so far.

You have a few music snobs absolutely disgusted that [insert Zep song] lost to some other Zep song...and then a few people that...then a few people (myself included) #####ing about the snobbery.

 

[Osaurus]

So will the FFA become like a Raptured Earth when everyone wins the lottery?

 

[Osaurus]

Neighbor lady comes down last night with her new baby to talk to the wife...I stop in to the front room to say hello...Me: Hey 'Carrie' how are you?Carrie: (enthusiastically) Hey sweetie!Me: She's also given me a 'hey honey' as I was walking by once with my dog.WTF uses terms of endearment to greet their neighbor?

Southern folk

 

[B-Deep]

Feel bad for my son, he had to get one of those expanders put up in the roof of his mouth today. He was pretty bummed about it until I told him that makes him a cyborg like General Grievous, which he was pretty pumped about.

Just a little concnerned, though. He's had to overcome some speech issues and is still working on them, now he's got this to make things worse.

awesomemy daughter had one for a bit. next stop: braces. That's a fun check to write.

my son had an expander thing on the bottom that he could take out, he get the top one in may

 

[mr. furley]

Hannah Storm on SportsCenter this morning wearing a shirt so tight i can see her ribs and her nipples

 

[Stoneys]

Hannah Storm on SportsCenter this morning wearing a shirt so tight i can see her ribs and her nipples

 

[phishphan]

Neighbor lady comes down last night with her new baby to talk to the wife...I stop in to the front room to say hello...Me: Hey 'Carrie' how are you?Carrie: (enthusiastically) Hey sweetie!Me: She's also given me a 'hey honey' as I was walking by once with my dog.WTF uses terms of endearment to greet their neighbor?

Southern folk

I was about to say the same thing. In the South, wimmens do this to complete strangers.

 

[Thorn]

I got a free trial membership at BJ's Wholesale once. Walked out like $1000 lighter.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I got a free trial membership at BJ's Wholesale once. Walked out like $1000 lighter.

I woke up with a raging boner this morning.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Hannah Storm on SportsCenter this morning wearing a shirt so tight i can see her ribs and her nipples

Good posting. Made my pants so tight, you can see the veins.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Hannah Storm on SportsCenter this morning wearing a shirt so tight i can see her ribs and her nipples

Unreal how hot she looks as she's aged. It's one of life's great mysteries.

 

[heckmanm]

Hannah Storm on SportsCenter this morning wearing a shirt so tight i can see her ribs and her nipples

Rib man, eh?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Cos - I tapped into my movember Pernod tonight...1. Is it pronounced pair-know?2. Last time I had some, I had a nasty hangover. That might have had something to o with all the other booze I had consumed, but I'm cautious at this point.

My bottle is gone

 

[Sarnoff]

I got a free trial membership at BJ's Wholesale once. Walked out like $1000 lighter.

I woke up with a raging boner this morning.

 

[wadegarrett]

Neighbor lady comes down last night with her new baby to talk to the wife...I stop in to the front room to say hello...Me: Hey 'Carrie' how are you?Carrie: (enthusiastically) Hey sweetie!Me: She's also given me a 'hey honey' as I was walking by once with my dog.WTF uses terms of endearment to greet their neighbor?

Southern folk

I was about to say the same thing. In the South, wimmens do this to complete strangers.

yeah well around here it's pretty ####### weird

 

[HighBeams]

Last time the little one had a homework assignment, she was supposed to make something for part of the family dinner. Being the wicked smart kid she is, she chose to make a salad...and the main ingredient was cheese. Lots of cheese. She understands life.

Today I'm supposed to help her with another of these assignments while her mom is at work. This time she is supposed to help mix ingredients for baking something. She wants to bake cupcakes. She wants to put cheese in the them. I'm going to bake cheese cupcakes today.

 

[phishphan]

Neighbor lady comes down last night with her new baby to talk to the wife...I stop in to the front room to say hello...Me: Hey 'Carrie' how are you?Carrie: (enthusiastically) Hey sweetie!Me: She's also given me a 'hey honey' as I was walking by once with my dog.WTF uses terms of endearment to greet their neighbor?

Southern folk

I was about to say the same thing. In the South, wimmens do this to complete strangers.

yeah well around here it's pretty ####### weird

sorry to hear about your womenfolk generally being so unfriendly.

 

[BigJohn]

So my 5 y.o. daughter made me cry last night.

On the way home from my parents house, we had the following exchange:

Me: Hannah, first star, make a wish...

Hannah: Wishes are a ripoff.

Me:

Hannah: Every time I wanna make one, I gotta throw money in a fountain. All they want is my money!

Me:

 

[Marvin]

Neighbor lady comes down last night with her new baby to talk to the wife...I stop in to the front room to say hello...Me: Hey 'Carrie' how are you?Carrie: (enthusiastically) Hey sweetie!Me: She's also given me a 'hey honey' as I was walking by once with my dog.WTF uses terms of endearment to greet their neighbor?

Southern folk

I was about to say the same thing. In the South, wimmens do this to complete strangers.

yeah well around here it's pretty ####### weird

sorry to hear about your womenfolk generally being so unfriendly.

Yeah but do they put out more? Just because some secessionist broad calls you "dumplin" or "puddin" doesn't mean she's going to let you navigate south of the Mason-Dixon line.

 

[General Malaise]

Just found out I had both Thorn and Gadzooks listed as "Gadzooks" in my phone. No wonder I've been so confused over the last few months in the Text Cliques.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Last time the little one had a homework assignment, she was supposed to make something for part of the family dinner. Being the wicked smart kid she is, she chose to make a salad...and the main ingredient was cheese. Lots of cheese. She understands life. Today I'm supposed to help her with another of these assignments while her mom is at work. This time she is supposed to help mix ingredients for baking something. She wants to bake cupcakes. She wants to put cheese in the them. I'm going to bake cheese cupcakes today.

Maple cupcakes with bacon and cheese? Is that a thing? It should be.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just had 25 pounds of Nueske's bacon delivered to my house.

 

[kevzilla]

Dickmittens>try to not break the innernets while I'm in Vegas for five days. I can't imagine anyone cares about the minutiae, but if so, my Twitter feed can be accessed from the GMTAN feed. If anything truly GMTAN-worthy happens (dead hooker, knife-fight with a midget, etc.), I'll post it here.

Don't know anything about Text Cliques, but Gadzooks and/or cosjobs might receive drunken ramblings, which they are welcome to share.

TPW for my liver are appreciated.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Just bought a Wade Boggs baseball card.

Did you get yours yet?

Sure did, Shuke!

 

[Mr.Pack]

So to rush things through, I applied to update her loan to include the housing, and used my mothers info.

It sounds pretty bad on the face. But I think Pack should just play dumb and say that since the original loan was in her name, he assumed that was the info they wanted. Stupid would be less likely to be prosecuted than devious.

This is about 100% true and exactly how I plan on playing it.

 

[YSR]

I just had 25 pounds of Nueske's bacon delivered to my house.

There is something around these parts called Benton's Bacon. We had it recently and while really good, it was super salty. What's the deal with Nueske's?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I just had 25 pounds of Nueske's bacon delivered to my house.

There is something around these parts called Benton's Bacon. We had it recently and while really good, it was super salty. What's the deal with Nueske's?

If bacon suddenly became a civilization, Nueske's would be their Zeus.

 

[shuke]

What's the deal with Nueske's?

Is this your Seinfeld bit?