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[General Malaise]

Chemical X on House Hounters....

 

[Jeff Vader]

After catching up on the last two pages, the first image that popped in my evil head was -

Frosty and Tanner's wives sucking down crystal meth spritzers in a locked-down living room with Woz tied up like Little Alex, the whole scene on camera, pay-per-view, $59.99.

I'll take the first 100K as my finder's fee. You're all welcome.

Edit: Woz isn't that bad of a guy. Make it Jim11 with a ball gag so he can't respond.

Weird in an uncomfortable, not at all funny, way.

That's what I'm here for, fella.

 

[Disco Stu]

Chemical X on House Hounters....

Which episode?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Chemical X on House Hounters....

Which episode?

new one aired yesterday. couple looks for a place in Umbria (Italy)

 

[Marvin]

How much coin does Chem X have? A house in Italy?

 

[krista4]

Watching HGTV House Hunters International right now.Is that Chemical X?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!Edit: You just fell upon it by accident????

Yup. So strange.

Which episode? I TiVo them all. ETA: See this was asked and answered.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Trend check for those with teen/tween kids:My daughter (12) has recently started quoting herself immediately after saying anything she considers remotely clever. Example:Her brother (10): Where's the milk?Her: It's right there on the counter!Him: Oh, yeahHer: I'm like, "It's right there on the counter"This started fairly recently - wondering if it's a common pattern for her age group these days.

It sounds like she's herself.

I'm like, "It sounds like she's herself."

 

[Chemical X]

How much coin does Chem X have? A house in Italy?

####### guy is loaded i hear.....like scupper money

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Now we're on a combination of public schools are just as good as private, people are mean on facebook, and people who are obsessed with fancy labels on the stuff they buy. I don't know what any of this has to do with each other but I swear to god she brought all these topics up in the last four minutes. Now we're on starvation in Africa. So weird. I think paying half attention and writing it makes it funny, whereas if I was sitting here trying to listen I'd have been in bed an hour ago. Also she's probably had over a bottle of wine by this point, so that's probably why.

I hear you, brother.My wife loves to do this thing where she tells me her schedule/tasks for the next couple of days "Tomorrow I have to finish that order for Mary, then I need to call Katie about Friday, then I have a meeting after that, and I probably should finish that other order for that woman in Arizona."None of the above have anything to do with me. Nothing. I don't need to work around her schedule, help her out, exchange cars, etc. If I say "Do you need anything from me?" She answers with "Oh, no. I was just thinking out loud." So usually I just don't pay attention. Today she does the exact same thing while I'm reading. Apparently there was more after the 4th "...and then..." because I hear "Never mind then". I said "What? I thought you were just talking about your schedule." She was still pissed. I finally told her "I thought you were just thinking out loud? You need some sort of segue when you move on to stuff I should listen to."Her reply "You should listen to whatever I'm saying anyway."I told her "Yeah, that's probably not ever going to happen."

Fortunately my wife doesn't torture me like this too often. She was telling me something the other night though and all that was going through my head was "yeah, I don't care". I honestly have no recollection of what she was trying to tell me.

How much coin does Chem X have? A house in Italy?

####### guy is loaded i hear.....like scupper money

lol

 

[General Malaise]

How much coin does Chem X have? A house in Italy?

####### guy is loaded i hear.....like scupper money

How much did that fancy new kitchen set you back, Guy?

 

[Chemical X]

if i liked the ffa more, i would've given a heads up on the episode. seems a bit too otesque for me.

obviously, the show is not exactly how it went down.

i haven't watched the episode yet since i flew into vegas last night, but can someone tell me how long the 'after' reveal was said to be? like 2 months later?

 

[krista4]

I know two people who've been on HHI, and in both cases they had bought the houses well before the filming. Did this happen with yours as well?

 

[Chemical X]

I know two people who've been on HHI, and in both cases they had bought the houses well before the filming. Did this happen with yours as well?

they will only do it this way, they need to know they are not wasting a crew.

 

[Marvin]

Jeez. In my world House Hunter International means me and the family driving around looking for an IHoP.

 

[Thorn]

After catching up on the last two pages, the first image that popped in my evil head was -

Frosty and Tanner's wives sucking down crystal meth spritzers in a locked-down living room with Woz tied up like Little Alex, the whole scene on camera, pay-per-view, $59.99.

I'll take the first 100K as my finder's fee. You're all welcome.

Edit: Woz isn't that bad of a guy. Make it Jim11 with a ball gag so he can't respond.

Weird in an uncomfortable, not at all funny, way.

That's what I'm here for, fella.

Well done then.

 

[General Malaise]

Everybody must be watching baseball or something.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Was this thread pruned?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Everybody must be watching baseball or something.

I busted my tail today so I can take off for opening day tomorrow. Now I'm caught up and bored.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Was this thread pruned?

I'm seriously shocked here. Every time I post something remotely funny it gets deleted. That was about as PG13 as you can get. Oh yeah, 100% true.Also, since I get replies e-mailed to me, your reply was the funniest.

 

[Thorn]

Was this thread pruned?

I'm seriously shocked here. Every time I post something remotely funny it gets deleted. That was about as PG13 as you can get. Oh yeah, 100% true.Also, since I get replies e-mailed to me, your reply was the funniest.

Oh for criminy's sake.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Was this thread pruned?

I'm seriously shocked here. Every time I post something remotely funny it gets deleted. That was about as PG13 as you can get. Oh yeah, 100% true.Also, since I get replies e-mailed to me, your reply was the funniest.

Oh for criminy's sake.

Wut?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Was this thread pruned?

I'm seriously shocked here. Every time I post something remotely funny it gets deleted. That was about as PG13 as you can get. Oh yeah, 100% true.Also, since I get replies e-mailed to me, your reply was the funniest.

Thanks. I thought I may have offeneded

 

[Mr.Pack]

Was this thread pruned?

I'm seriously shocked here. Every time I post something remotely funny it gets deleted. That was about as PG13 as you can get. Oh yeah, 100% true.Also, since I get replies e-mailed to me, your reply was the funniest.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Was this thread pruned?

I see what you did there.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Was this thread pruned?

I see what you did there.

 

[cosjobs]

Was this thread pruned?

I'm seriously shocked here. Every time I post something remotely funny it gets deleted. That was about as PG13 as you can get. Oh yeah, 100% true.Also, since I get replies e-mailed to me, your reply was the funniest.

Rude and whoever has been doing the Lord's work keeping this monstrosity alive - let's not question his methods, since they seem to be working.

 

[Marvin]

They deleted the text from your gardener?

 

[Marvin]

Was this thread pruned?

I'm seriously shocked here. Every time I post something remotely funny it gets deleted. That was about as PG13 as you can get. Oh yeah, 100% true.Also, since I get replies e-mailed to me, your reply was the funniest.

Rude and whoever has been doing the Lord's work keeping this monstrosity alive - let's not question his methods, since they seem to be working.

troof

 

[proninja]

Was this thread pruned?

I'm seriously shocked here. Every time I post something remotely funny it gets deleted. That was about as PG13 as you can get. Oh yeah, 100% true.Also, since I get replies e-mailed to me, your reply was the funniest.

Rude and whoever has been doing the Lord's work keeping this monstrosity alive - let's not question his methods, since they seem to be working.

 

[proninja]

Oh, hello Masters streaming online

 

[Thorn]

Was this thread pruned?

I'm seriously shocked here. Every time I post something remotely funny it gets deleted. That was about as PG13 as you can get. Oh yeah, 100% true.Also, since I get replies e-mailed to me, your reply was the funniest.

Oh for criminy's sake.

Wut?

I find the deletion as silly as a goose. I think you are the bee's knees.

 

[Osaurus]

Watching Masters...:quietplease:

 

[HighBeams]

So a few days ago i bought this new cereal that advertises it holds a lot of fiber. I ate a bowl the morning after and that same day I had a ton of beer and some ice cream (I'm kinda lactose intolerant) I went to bed that night with the WORST stomach ache and ripping ### so bad that my dog decided to sleep at the foot of the bed. I figured it was the beer/ice cream combo. WRONG. Ate a bowl of the cereal this AM and I'm about ready to die.

I'd be drinking a lot more water while the fibre does its thing.

 

[Marvin]

So a few days ago i bought this new cereal that advertises it holds a lot of fiber. I ate a bowl the morning after and that same day I had a ton of beer and some ice cream (I'm kinda lactose intolerant) I went to bed that night with the WORST stomach ache and ripping ### so bad that my dog decided to sleep at the foot of the bed. I figured it was the beer/ice cream combo. WRONG. Ate a bowl of the cereal this AM and I'm about ready to die.

Telling us what kind of cereal it is wouldn't add to this story at all.

 

[HighBeams]

Watching Masters...:quietplease:

Sorry.

 

[Marvin]

Watching Masters...:quietplease:

MASHED POTATOES!!!!

 

[General Malaise]

So a few days ago i bought this new cereal that advertises it holds a lot of fiber. I ate a bowl the morning after and that same day I had a ton of beer and some ice cream (I'm kinda lactose intolerant) I went to bed that night with the WORST stomach ache and ripping ### so bad that my dog decided to sleep at the foot of the bed. I figured it was the beer/ice cream combo. WRONG. Ate a bowl of the cereal this AM and I'm about ready to die.

Telling us what kind of cereal it is wouldn't add to this story at all.

My link

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Was this thread pruned?

I'm seriously shocked here. Every time I post something remotely funny it gets deleted. That was about as PG13 as you can get. Oh yeah, 100% true.Also, since I get replies e-mailed to me, your reply was the funniest.

Rude and whoever has been doing the Lord's work keeping this monstrosity alive - let's not question his methods, since they seem to be working.

Meh, I kind of liken it to that broad making a big stink about women, particularly Virginia Rometty, not getting into Augusta. First I find it amusing whenever people decide to battle for perceived injustices of others even though Ms. Rometty has never expressed any desire to join Augusta. Second, I always figured if somebody doesn't want me around or are just ##### (as I'm pretty sure the members of Augusta are) I don't want to be around. That is probably why I don't have any friends.

They deleted the text from your gardener?

Was this thread pruned?

I'm seriously shocked here. Every time I post something remotely funny it gets deleted. That was about as PG13 as you can get. Oh yeah, 100% true.Also, since I get replies e-mailed to me, your reply was the funniest.

Oh for criminy's sake.

Wut?

I find the deletion as silly as a goose. I think you are the bee's knees.

Drunken text may be headed your way.

 

[General Malaise]

Watching Masters...:quietplease:

MASHED POTATOES!!!!

THREE IN TEH DOOOR!!!!!!1

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So a few days ago i bought this new cereal that advertises it holds a lot of fiber. I ate a bowl the morning after and that same day I had a ton of beer and some ice cream (I'm kinda lactose intolerant) I went to bed that night with the WORST stomach ache and ripping ### so bad that my dog decided to sleep at the foot of the bed. I figured it was the beer/ice cream combo. WRONG. Ate a bowl of the cereal this AM and I'm about ready to die.

Telling us what kind of cereal it is wouldn't add to this story at all.

My link

My link or My link

 

[cosjobs]

Was this thread pruned?

I'm seriously shocked here. Every time I post something remotely funny it gets deleted. That was about as PG13 as you can get. Oh yeah, 100% true.Also, since I get replies e-mailed to me, your reply was the funniest.

Rude and whoever has been doing the Lord's work keeping this monstrosity alive - let's not question his methods, since they seem to be working.

I always figured if somebody doesn't want me around ...

My linkBob, you are one of the most loveable characters in this epic novel that is GMTAN> Everyone hates editors, but they perform a valuable service.

 

[Marvin]

So a few days ago i bought this new cereal that advertises it holds a lot of fiber. I ate a bowl the morning after and that same day I had a ton of beer and some ice cream (I'm kinda lactose intolerant) I went to bed that night with the WORST stomach ache and ripping ### so bad that my dog decided to sleep at the foot of the bed. I figured it was the beer/ice cream combo. WRONG. Ate a bowl of the cereal this AM and I'm about ready to die.

Telling us what kind of cereal it is wouldn't add to this story at all.

My link

My link or My link

Mmmmm

 

[Osaurus]

Watching Masters...:quietplease:

MASHED POTATOES!!!!

THREE IN TEH DOOOR!!!!!!1

Off to HOA meeting.

 

[Marvin]

Watching Masters...:quietplease:

MASHED POTATOES!!!!

THREE IN TEH DOOOR!!!!!!1

WAAAAZZZZZ UPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My link

I knew you were going to post that. ETA

That comment wasn't directed at any of you either.

So a few days ago i bought this new cereal that advertises it holds a lot of fiber. I ate a bowl the morning after and that same day I had a ton of beer and some ice cream (I'm kinda lactose intolerant) I went to bed that night with the WORST stomach ache and ripping ### so bad that my dog decided to sleep at the foot of the bed. I figured it was the beer/ice cream combo. WRONG. Ate a bowl of the cereal this AM and I'm about ready to die.

Telling us what kind of cereal it is wouldn't add to this story at all.

My link

My link or My link

Mmmmm

 

[General Malaise]

HOW ABOUT OUR CINCINNATTI REDS! BOOOYAH!!!

 

[General Malaise]

Little Kim in a Bikini

 

[Disco Stu]

Little Kim in a Bikini

Look at that skin!!

 

[Marvin]

Little Kim in a Bikini

Look at that skin!!

Her shins look terrible. 3/10

 

[Sarnoff]

or My link

I have a box of those on top of my fridge. I've never been brave enough to try them.