GM's thread about nothing (29 Viewers)

[shuke]

And the next day I got a text from my gay cousin in California asking me who "Tanner" was.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Wait, Cory Wade is black? That seems odd.

 

[Guster]

So, towards the end of soccer practice yesterday while the team was scrimmaging, one of the girls kept saying "my dad is gonna kill me" over and over again. Obviously that is a bit concerning to hear, so I asked her why to try to understand. One of the other girls on the team kept bothering her and trying to talk to her while we were explaining drills and she came and complained to me and the other coach to the point where he had to pull them aside and talk to them about being good teammates and paying attention, etc. I assumed that maybe she was upset about being talked to or something like that.Nope... she had peed her pants. After practice was over, she came up to me and said "my dad is going to kill me" again and then finally told me about what had happened. Then she went on to tell me how she still has to wear pull-ups at night and how she has some device that goes on her pull-up/panties that is linked to a necklace thing that she wears and when she starts to pee, the necklace vibrates and lights up and makes noise to wake her up so she can go to the bathroom. She told me lots of other details too. Poor kid. I felt so bad for her - she's such a sweetheart and has been one of my favorites on the team since day 1. It's nice that she felt comfortable enough to come to me and tell me...I almost went all Billy Madison for her and peed myself.

Luckily you probably had 3-4 changes of clothes on hand for her.

here, you want a shirt? Not that one? Ok, how about this one... Or this one... Or ....

 

[SofaKings]

Wait, Cory Wade is black? That seems odd.

Shaun Hill is white, go figure.

 

[SofaKings]

Very sorry to hear about your mom, Sofa. Best of luck.

Thanks shukey.

 

[Frostillicus]

Wait, Cory Wade is black? That seems odd.

Shaun Hill is white, go figure.

Lew Ford is still the all-timer for me.

 

[SofaKings]

Wait, Cory Wade is black? That seems odd.

Shaun Hill is white, go figure.

Lew Ford is still the all-timer for me.

ool

 

[Jeff Vader]

A kid I had as a student last year beat his father to death with a baseball bat this morning and put his mother and brother in the hospital, both critical. My mom was taken to the hospital with congestive heart failure. A violent case of the Monday's going on here today. At least the Pens are down 0-3.

Damn. I hope Mom is ok. And hey at least the Pirates are doing...well....oh they're in last place again. Go Steelers!

Addendum: one thing I always admired about Pitt is that city's rabid spirit. Even the subversives bleed black and gold. Check this pic out. I took it last time I was down there. Inside the O it says Go Steelers! or something like that.

SofaKings is a Michigan man. I can't imagine he cares much about the Pirates or Steelers.

You know, I knew this but completely misremembered it. I need to quite this PhD program and get back on the sauce, pronto. It's filling my head full of garbage.

 

[Disco Stu]

I gave my Mom & Dad a couple of pounds of ground Faith and they made burgers last night. He e-mailed twice on how awesome she tasted. This morning he said it may have been the best tasting meat he has ever had.

Dude.

Do I need to read the wallaby thread to understand this?

I bought a 1/4 of a cow. As I was waiting to make the transaction, the farmer was bring a new calf up from the lower 40. They figured he was a day or two old. He was really cute. Anyhow he dismounts from his tractor and joins me and his daughter in the house to figure everything out. Farmer informs daughter that he named the calf already which I read as a good thing by her "awwwing". The farmer says "Yep, I named him King. As in Burger King" then looks at me and starts laughing hysterically. His daughter stared at him for a solid minute with "those eyes", you married guys know what I'm talking about. I just want to get out of there now when daughter insists on getting my meat from their freezer in the basement and loading it in my car. It wasn't until I got home that I noticed the bags were labeled "Faith".

Completely acceptable. My aunt and uncle are ranchers. Their grandkids name the calves and later end up enjoying them between two buns. "This is Pete." Country folk.

 

[-fish-]

Aaaaand, one of our close friends' little brother has been struggling with drugs. Well, struggling may be a misnomer because he hasn't been appearing to struggle sourcing or taking them at all. What I'm not exactly sure. My GB speaks in glowing terms of his little brother, has a ton of potential, great kid, really hoping he kicks this. He just got back from spending two weeks back with his family, I haven't even talked to my GB since he got back last week.Little brother killed himself today. I can't even imagine what that feels like.

sorry, GB.

 

[-fish-]

My town was just named the 5th best small town in America by Smithsonian Magazine.

We're Number 5!

 

[Tiger Fan]

SLB and other vegas people - looks like we'll be going the weekend of Sept. 30th

 

[Bogart]

Listening to The Sound of the Smiths this morning.

Still one of my biggest regrets in life was being in my "Jesus Freak" phase of music listening during the heyday of this particular Brit invasion. Little Bogart would have been all over this music.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

I gave my Mom & Dad a couple of pounds of ground Faith and they made burgers last night. He e-mailed twice on how awesome she tasted. This morning he said it may have been the best tasting meat he has ever had.

Dude.

Do I need to read the wallaby thread to understand this?

I bought a 1/4 of a cow. As I was waiting to make the transaction, the farmer was bring a new calf up from the lower 40. They figured he was a day or two old. He was really cute. Anyhow he dismounts from his tractor and joins me and his daughter in the house to figure everything out. Farmer informs daughter that he named the calf already which I read as a good thing by her "awwwing". The farmer says "Yep, I named him King. As in Burger King" then looks at me and starts laughing hysterically. His daughter stared at him for a solid minute with "those eyes", you married guys know what I'm talking about. I just want to get out of there now when daughter insists on getting my meat from their freezer in the basement and loading it in my car. It wasn't until I got home that I noticed the bags were labeled "Faith".

Completely acceptable. My aunt and uncle are ranchers. Their grandkids name the calves and later end up enjoying them between two buns. "This is Pete." Country folk.

I gave my Mom & Dad a couple of pounds of ground Faith and they made burgers last night. He e-mailed twice on how awesome she tasted. This morning he said it may have been the best tasting meat he has ever had.

I guess I was the only one. The first time I read the bolded "he" and "she" as Bobs dad and mom, respectively.

 

[Bogart]

Aaaaand, one of our close friends' little brother has been struggling with drugs. Well, struggling may be a misnomer because he hasn't been appearing to struggle sourcing or taking them at all. What I'm not exactly sure. My GB speaks in glowing terms of his little brother, has a ton of potential, great kid, really hoping he kicks this. He just got back from spending two weeks back with his family, I haven't even talked to my GB since he got back last week.Little brother killed himself today. I can't even imagine what that feels like.

sorry, GB.

Very sorry to hear.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Stu, Bogart, bentley:

That, my friends, is the way baseball go.

 

[Bogart]

Stu, Bogart, bentley:That, my friends, is the way baseball go.

Josh's home run ball just now landed.

 

[YSR]

Atlanta friends (Tecumseh>hi):

Heading to Atlanta this weekend for the UFC (got my husband tickets for his birthday ). I lived there from 1999 until 2006 so I know my way around the city, but I have to think that some new restaurants/things to do on Saturday have popped up since I lived there.

We are likely going to stay out by Perimeter and MARTA into downtown (although I need to check into late night MARTA schedules to see if we would get stranded at Philips.

So, any suggestions for must-dos would be appreciated.

 

[Disco Stu]

My town was just named the 5th best small town in America by Smithsonian Magazine.

We're Number 5!

What umm, do you like this Gig?

 

[Disco Stu]

I gave my Mom & Dad a couple of pounds of ground Faith and they made burgers last night. He e-mailed twice on how awesome she tasted. This morning he said it may have been the best tasting meat he has ever had.

I guess I was the only one. The first time I read the bolded "he" and "she" as Bobs dad and mom, respectively.

ollAnd yes on the sports. Having fun.

 

[Josie Maran]

I have to poop but don't want to get out of bed. Any suggestions?

There is an empty Doritos bag on the floor right next to me...

 

[Limp Ditka]

Wait, Cory Wade is black? That seems odd.

Shaun Hill is white, go figure.

Lew Ford is still the all-timer for me.

ool

Ricky Proehl

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I gave my Mom & Dad a couple of pounds of ground Faith and they made burgers last night. He e-mailed twice on how awesome she tasted. This morning he said it may have been the best tasting meat he has ever had.

Dude.

Do I need to read the wallaby thread to understand this?

I bought a 1/4 of a cow. As I was waiting to make the transaction, the farmer was bring a new calf up from the lower 40. They figured he was a day or two old. He was really cute. Anyhow he dismounts from his tractor and joins me and his daughter in the house to figure everything out. Farmer informs daughter that he named the calf already which I read as a good thing by her "awwwing". The farmer says "Yep, I named him King. As in Burger King" then looks at me and starts laughing hysterically. His daughter stared at him for a solid minute with "those eyes", you married guys know what I'm talking about. I just want to get out of there now when daughter insists on getting my meat from their freezer in the basement and loading it in my car. It wasn't until I got home that I noticed the bags were labeled "Faith".

Completely acceptable. My aunt and uncle are ranchers. Their grandkids name the calves and later end up enjoying them between two buns. "This is Pete." Country folk.

It's all new to me, GB.

SLB and other vegas people - looks like we'll be going the weekend of Sept. 30th

We're leaving Vegas 9/24.

I gave my Mom & Dad a couple of pounds of ground Faith and they made burgers last night. He e-mailed twice on how awesome she tasted. This morning he said it may have been the best tasting meat he has ever had.

I guess I was the only one. The first time I read the bolded "he" and "she" as Bobs dad and mom, respectively.

HEY!!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I wold like smash

mom.

 

[phishphan]

I have to poop but don't want to get out of bed. Any suggestions?There is an empty Doritos bag on the floor right next to me...

just poop the bed

 

[Josie Maran]

I wold like smash

Double date?

 

[Guster]

I have to poop but don't want to get out of bed. Any suggestions?There is an empty Doritos bag on the floor right next to me...

just poop the bed

Dentist would know what to do

 

[Josie Maran]

I have to poop but don't want to get out of bed. Any suggestions?There is an empty Doritos bag on the floor right next to me...

just poop the bed

Done. Worth it.

 

[bostonfred]

I have to poop but don't want to get out of bed. Any suggestions?There is an empty Doritos bag on the floor right next to me...

just poop the bed

Dentist would know what to do

Call his wife back to bed?

 

[Gadzooks]

Wait, Cory Wade is black? That seems odd.

Shaun Hill is white, go figure.

Lew Ford is still the all-timer for me.

I was shocked after seeing Tanner's "shot video". I always pictured him looking like this guy

 

[Marvin]

This is why I don't post videos.

 

[bostonfred]

Wait, Cory Wade is black? That seems odd.

Shaun Hill is white, go figure.

Lew Ford is still the all-timer for me.

I was shocked after seeing Tanner's "shot video". I always pictured him looking like this guy

I would have loved if that was an animated gif and the guy moved his handdown ever so slightly and stuck his tongue out.

 

[Josie Maran]

The Trayvon Martin thread is 205 pages. WTF is going on in there?

 

[Mr.Pack]

The Trayvon Martin thread is 205 pages. WTF is going on in there?

A Hispanic guy was mad that a black kid had enough money for skittles and he didn't have any, so he shot him.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

The Trayvon Martin thread is 205 pages. WTF is going on in there?

lots of timschochet

 

[Marvin]

The Trayvon Martin thread is 205 pages. WTF is going on in there?

They're solving the case, duh.

 

[Corky]

The Trayvon Martin thread is 205 pages. WTF is going on in there?

lots of timschochet

Christo is leading the way.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

The Trayvon Martin thread is 205 pages. WTF is going on in there?

lots of timschochet

Christo is leading the way.

man, that thread sounds like a blast.

 

[Josie Maran]

The Trayvon Martin thread is 205 pages. WTF is going on in there?

lots of timschochet

Christo is leading the way.

Well then, that accounts for 158 pages.

 

[Josie Maran]

The Trayvon Martin thread is 205 pages. WTF is going on in there?

lots of timschochet

Christo is leading the way.

man, that thread sounds like a blast.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Who posted in: Florida boy killed by Neighborhood WatchMember name PostsChristo 1093Carolina Hustler 919timschochet 618BustedKnuckles 591TexanFan02 488jon_mx 361

I guess it's good to keep most of these guys in one thread?

 

[EYLive]

What's happening in the interracial marriage thread? No way am I setting foot in that dumpster fire. Seems like a good way to get a TO.

 

[Corky]

Who posted in: Florida boy killed by Neighborhood WatchMember name PostsChristo 1093Carolina Hustler 919timschochet 618BustedKnuckles 591TexanFan02 488jon_mx 361

I guess it's good to keep most of these guys in one thread?

Pretty much a who's who of 'who I don't want to party with'

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Who posted in: Florida boy killed by Neighborhood WatchMember name PostsChristo 1093Carolina Hustler 919timschochet 618BustedKnuckles 591TexanFan02 488jon_mx 361

I guess it's good to keep most of these guys in one thread?

WOOF

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

What's happening in the interracial marriage thread? No way am I setting foot in that dumpster fire. Seems like a good way to get a TO.

Atheists vs. Christians for control of mankind

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Who posted in: Florida boy killed by Neighborhood WatchMember name PostsChristo 1093Carolina Hustler 919timschochet 618BustedKnuckles 591TexanFan02 488jon_mx 361

I guess it's good to keep most of these guys in one thread?

I bet that thread is just a cover for them posting videos of each other taking bong rips every 8 pages or so.

 

[Osaurus]

Hello from home.

 

[Marvin]

Hello from home.

Right back at ya, GB

 

[Josie Maran]

Who posted in: Florida boy killed by Neighborhood WatchMember name PostsChristo 1093Carolina Hustler 919timschochet 618BustedKnuckles 591TexanFan02 488jon_mx 361

I guess it's good to keep most of these guys in one thread?

I bet that thread is just a cover for them posting videos of each other taking bong rips every 8 pages or so.

 

[Josie Maran]

Hello from home.

Right back at ya, GB

I hate you.