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'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
'General Malaise said:
Prolly
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Worse than KWIM, IMO.
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:goodposting:Unless you actually speak like this, are you too lazy to spell out the word probably? Where does the second L come from exactly?
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Have you no taste in fine literature?
Literary colloquialism for "probably", most likely first used in print in John Kennedy Toole's Confederacy of Dunces, (1980), in the speech of one of the book's characters, the mother of the protagonist, Ignatius J. Reilly. The use of the word is meant to reflect the speech typical of white working-class residents of New Orleans, Louisiana.
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'General Malaise said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
'General Malaise said:
Prolly
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Worse than KWIM, IMO.
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:goodposting:Unless you actually speak like this, are you too lazy to spell out the word probably? Where does the second L come from exactly?
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Have you no taste in fine literature?
Literary colloquialism for "probably", most likely first used in print in John Kennedy Toole's Confederacy of Dunces, (1980), in the speech of one of the book's characters, the mother of the protagonist, Ignatius J. Reilly. The use of the word is meant to reflect the speech typical of white working-class residents of New Orleans, Louisiana.
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There's a book that just came out or is coming out about John Kennedy Toole...going to have to check it out.
 
I just took an online ADHD test. Anything over 70+ said seek immediate treatment. Two other guys in my office scored 29 and 48. I got a 73.

Look, squirrel!

 
'TexanFan02 said:
'General Malaise said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
Who posted in: Florida boy killed by Neighborhood Watch

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Christo 1093

Carolina Hustler 919

timschochet 618

BustedKnuckles 591

TexanFan02 488

jon_mx 361
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I guess it's good to keep most of these guys in one thread?
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Prolly what they say about us.
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Just came into this thread to see what it was all about. Loved the videos, especially Krista4's husband. 90% of my posts in that thread involve trolling Christo and Jon mx. At one point Fennis figured out that I'd cost Christo $11,000 in billable hours. :lmao:

Don't go into that thread, it's a cluster. This thread is much happier.
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Welcome! In what little I read of that thread, I thought you did good work.
 
'krista4 said:
'TexanFan02 said:
'General Malaise said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
Who posted in: Florida boy killed by Neighborhood Watch

Member name Posts

Christo 1093

Carolina Hustler 919

timschochet 618

BustedKnuckles 591

TexanFan02 488

jon_mx 361
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I guess it's good to keep most of these guys in one thread?
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Prolly what they say about us.
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Just came into this thread to see what it was all about. Loved the videos, especially Krista4's husband. 90% of my posts in that thread involve trolling Christo and Jon mx. At one point Fennis figured out that I'd cost Christo $11,000 in billable hours. :lmao:

Don't go into that thread, it's a cluster. This thread is much happier.
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Welcome! In what little I read of that thread, I thought you did good work.
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In reading that original list above, I kept singing in my head that song, "One of these things is not like the other."
 
I'm just impressed that a group alias has its own FB page

I assume there is no way one individual can post that much

 
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I was at a dinner this evening for seniors at my college and I saw a lot of kids throw their ties over their shoulders. I am thinking this is totally unacceptable - but do real people do this?

 
Just asked my girlfriend to name two Yankees in celebration of the Twins victory this evening. She immediately got Alex Rodriguez. I gave her a hint that the other player's first name starts with D. She immediately said Delmon Young. Surprisingly pleased about this.

*Full disclosure when I said his last name starts with a J she got Jeter - so not all hope is lost.

 
'eaganwildcats said:
I was at a dinner this evening for seniors at my college and I saw a lot of kids throw their ties over their shoulders. I am thinking this is totally unacceptable - but do real people do this?
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I've never seen anyone do this. Ever.I do flip my tie over my shoulder when I'm washing my hands.
 
'eaganwildcats said:
Just asked my girlfriend to name two Yankees in celebration of the Twins victory this evening. She immediately got Alex Rodriguez. I gave her a hint that the other player's first name starts with D. She immediately said Delmon Young. Surprisingly pleased about this. *Full disclosure when I said his last name starts with a J she got Jeter - so not all hope is lost.
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My wife probably couldn't name 3 major league baseball players let alone any from a specific team. Thank god.
 
'Marvin said:
'eaganwildcats said:
Just asked my girlfriend to name two Yankees in celebration of the Twins victory this evening. She immediately got Alex Rodriguez. I gave her a hint that the other player's first name starts with D. She immediately said Delmon Young. Surprisingly pleased about this. *Full disclosure when I said his last name starts with a J she got Jeter - so not all hope is lost.
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My wife probably couldn't name 3 major league baseball players let alone any from a specific team. Thank god.
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If I asked my wife to name any player other than a Twin she would either say Derek Jeter or Nolan Ryan.
 
I enjoying playing the "name as many songs from [insert band]" with Mrs. TF. No matter how popular the band, she can rarely name more than 10

 
So I'm reading random stuff on Reddit. Some guy starts a thread where he says he has a bunch of cubic zirconiums (sp) and wants suggestions on what he can do with them.

1) Type up the words "ha ha ha" in 90 point bold text in a word processor on your computer, and print out onto standard 8-1/2" x 11" paper.2) Buy a large cigar in a metal tube. Discard (or smoke) cigar. Save the tube!3) roll up the "ha ha ha" paper as required to fit it into the cigar tube. Replace cap tightly on tube.4) Place cz diamonds into a black cloth satchel. Add a few large steel items into the satchel (steel bolts, or washers). Sew satchel closed with black thread.5) Sew cloth satchel into interior of a clean pair of underwear.6) Purchase two fresh oranges. Place them into a brown paper sack.7) Purchase an airline ticket to any location in the US, which departs within a day.8) Just prior to your flight. lubricate cigar tube and slide into rectum (as far as possible without causing permanent injury). Also wear the underwear with the diamond satchel. Be sure to bring along the paper sack with the two oranges.9) As you attempt to pass through security, the metallic objects in the satchel will continually set off the detector. You will be escorted into a room, and forced to undress.10) The inspector will find the satchel of diamonds and quickly make a phone call. You will suddenly be surrounded by a large number of security. A quick search of your body cavities will produce the cigar tube. (Try to contain your excitement, to avoid being restrained)11) While the security team is reading you "ha ha ha" note, casually reach over to the table where your oranges have been dumped from your paper sack. hold the oranges up to your eyes and say "Look at me, I am 'little orphan annie'"12) Laugh, knowing that you have successfully pulled of the rare and elusive "naked orphan annie" joke. Imagine the number of times you will be able to retell this story!
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'krista4 said:
charvik disappear again? If you're around, do you have any advice on Norway? Turns out I have a friend who will be there at the same time I was thinking of Copenhagen, and she wants me to join her. Never thought much about Norway, so I'm not sure I wouldn't rather go to Copenhagen alone instead, but thought you might have ideas.
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I'm here, not banned yet... Well, I could probably talk about Norway. Hmmm... I would compare it as follows:Norway

Copenhagen

I would choose joy and happiness over grumpiness, solitude and misery, but that's just me...

(I'll do a write up for you tmo, when not off of a 18 hour day.)

 
hypothetical question: one of your best friends finds out his wife has been cheating on him for three years, and owns up to it by text.

you happen to be at a bar where the guy that she's been cheating on him is. your friend has been staying in the hospital with his daughter for weeks, and may or may not be a 20-year veteran of the special forces, who could possibly end this guy if they meet.

you text him that you're in the bar with this guy two tables over. he asks you to please walk over and cold-#### him.

do you do it?

 
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