GM's thread about nothing (45 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

TRE > if the Sox game ends the way it is now, you'd win $100. GLGB

Oops, nm

NOOOOOOOOOO

Just to top it off, I was looking at the grid backwards anyway

Thanks for the 9 and the 1, guy.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

TRE > if the Sox game ends the way it is now, you'd win $100. GLGB

Oops, nm

NOOOOOOOOOO

Just to top it off, I was looking at the grid backwards anyway

Thanks for the 9 and the 1, guy.

*cough*

 

[YSR]

Romo could not be more excited about going to Atlanta so he can see/meet some of his idols. I think we are going to have to go downtown to stalk a bunch of UFC guys all day tomorrow. But, alas, for better for worse.

Tentative ACP cornhole plans are on hold, but cell phone numbers have been exchanged

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Romo could not be more excited about going to Atlanta so he can see/meet some of his idols. I think we are going to have to go downtown to stalk a bunch of UFC guys all day tomorrow. But, alas, for better for worse.

Tentative ACP cornhole plans are on hold, but cell phone numbers have been exchanged

3 way?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Cos, I got your back.

They clipped the first part of my e-mail because I was making fun of one of their commercials where a guy with a thick New York accent pronounces "jewelry", "jury". Segment 6, 2:15 mark

 

[Josie Maran]

Zooks, she has a boyfriend. Why the hell wouldn't you be playing the field as much as possible? Obviously things aren't exclusive...I'm just not getting your hesitance to bang around.

The way that started out, I thought you were taking some moral high road and going to reprimand me for doing things with a girl who has a boyfriend. I didn't know who you were at first, but then I was relieved to see that you're just upset that I'm not banging around with others. And as for your question.... I really don't have an answer

LOL my moral high ground is most people's bottom of the barrel.

 

[Marvin]

Zooks, she has a boyfriend. Why the hell wouldn't you be playing the field as much as possible? Obviously things aren't exclusive...I'm just not getting your hesitance to bang around.

The way that started out, I thought you were taking some moral high road and going to reprimand me for doing things with a girl who has a boyfriend. I didn't know who you were at first, but then I was relieved to see that you're just upset that I'm not banging around with others. And as for your question.... I really don't have an answer

LOL my moral high ground is most people's bottom of the barrel.

My link

 

[kevzilla]

A one-ton bronze statue of Willie Nelson was unveiled downtown today. At precisely 4:20.

Only in Austin.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Romo could not be more excited about going to Atlanta so he can see/meet some of his idols. I think we are going to have to go downtown to stalk a bunch of UFC guys all day tomorrow. But, alas, for better for worse.

Tentative ACP cornhole plans are on hold, but cell phone numbers have been exchanged

Watch out for all of the douches.

 

[YSR]

Romo could not be more excited about going to Atlanta so he can see/meet some of his idols. I think we are going to have to go downtown to stalk a bunch of UFC guys all day tomorrow. But, alas, for better for worse.

Tentative ACP cornhole plans are on hold, but cell phone numbers have been exchanged

Watch out for all of the douches.

Was that a thinly veiled jab at Romo?

 

[Josie Maran]

Hey TRE, does Natalie have any teenage sisters? Maybe a niece?

 

[BRONG]

I got my fart barf stickers from Brong today. So that's pretty sweet. Just gotta find a place to put 'em.

I didn't know you were Kubes, Wick et. al...And my chick can surf better than you.

Finish decorating your son's bedroom yet? They'd look pretty sweet on the side of the crib, maybe a little crooked.

Would you like one? I have one left. Somebody wanted it but I must've deleted their p-mail (with address) and now I can't remember who it was.

 

[mr. furley]

A one-ton bronze statue of Willie Nelson was unveiled downtown today. At precisely 4:20.Only in Austin.

i read this as Willie Mays

 

[Josie Maran]

I'd like to dedicate this song to Gadzooks. I call it WTF is Wrong With You, Moron?

We used to have so much fun together

From Chamber events to those straps made of leather

She was young and so foolish and bendy and bold

And I'd tell her I love her but damn am I old

So we'll settle for Fun, both at Five and at Seven

Then she'll graduate and marry a ######## named Kevin (who probably has big, crazy hair)

So what are these obstacles no one else is seein'?

I'm not Hitler. She's not Jewish. We're neither named Guillen.

Is her father my boss and he'll give me the can?

Or secret operations when she changed from a man?

Are we cousins or relatives quite closer still?

Does she prefer Jens and I guys named Bill?

So I guess I'll just go on suffering through twenty-two year-old sex

And I'll share with the Free for All 'til some uptight mod objects

And then when she leaves I'll sit here depressed and sad and lonely and broken and wishing I'd at least polished the teeth of that dental hygienist with my own special brand of floor ride instead of staying in a doomed relationship with some piece of ### I'm too stupid to either find a way to try to have a long-term relationship with or send on her merry way, so instead I'll keep having sex with her and pretend I don't have feelings for her until it all ends horribly because that seems like a really great plan, don't you think?\

Thank you.

I got a little choked up here. Such poetry.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Romo could not be more excited about going to Atlanta so he can see/meet some of his idols. I think we are going to have to go downtown to stalk a bunch of UFC guys all day tomorrow. But, alas, for better for worse.

Tentative ACP cornhole plans are on hold, but cell phone numbers have been exchanged

Watch out for all of the douches.

Was that a thinly veiled jab at Romo?

No, I'm a big UFC fan, it's just a ##### festival at those things.

 

[shuke]

Flannel night!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I guess Cosjobs was right when he thought that Gusher (lol) lived in the Pacific Northwest.

 

[shuke]

Cos, I got your back.

They clipped the first part of my e-mail because I was making fun of one of their commercials where a guy with a thick New York accent pronounces "jewelry", "jury". Segment 6, 2:15 mark

 

[shuke]

Shuke> You need to go clean up your book thread. Lots of Hunger Games and Jack Reacher in there.

OK.By the way, just watched Despicable Me tonight for the first time. You did some really good work in that.

 

[Frostillicus]

Shuke> You need to go clean up your book thread. Lots of Hunger Games and Jack Reacher in there.

OK.By the way, just watched Despicable Me tonight for the first time. You did some really good work in that.

Despicable me is probably my favorite movie to watch with my kids. As in things they'll pay attention to. Not counting stuff like star wars where I put it on and they watch for 10 minutes and then go play and leave me alone while I finish watching.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So, what's goin on?

 

[shuke]

let's go no more videos for now

it takes 30 minutes to read a single ####ing page in here

My link

 

[Tremendous Upside]

You guys playin cards?

 

[Jeff Vader]

let's go no more videos for now

it takes 30 minutes to read a single ####ing page in here

My link

Shuke has Theatre 101 acting talent. He could do beer commercials. The funny ones, not the ones with the hot girls.

 

[shuke]

let's go no more videos for now

it takes 30 minutes to read a single ####ing page in here

My link

Shuke has Theatre 101 acting talent. He could do beer commercials. The funny ones, not the ones with the hot girls.

How do I go about doing this?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

let's go no more videos for now

it takes 30 minutes to read a single ####ing page in here

My link

Lets go no more furley for now

 

[shuke]

I think some Furley videos would be epic.

Haven't seen anything from Hack here either.

 

[krista4]

Nice. I reiterate my admiration for your beautiful and likely-out-of-your-league lady.

 

[kevzilla]

If he wasn't outkicking his coverage, he wouldn't be a FBG.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I think some Furley videos would be epic.Haven't seen anything from Hack here either.

He doesn't have the balls

 

[Disco Stu]

Most egregious vertical video violation yet.

 

[krista4]

Cos, I got your back.

They clipped the first part of my e-mail because I was making fun of one of their commercials where a guy with a thick New York accent pronounces "jewelry", "jury". Segment 6, 2:15 mark

 

[krista4]

A one-ton bronze statue of Willie Nelson was unveiled downtown today. At precisely 4:20.Only in Austin.

I love Willie Nelson.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

A one-ton bronze statue of Willie Nelson was unveiled downtown today. At precisely 4:20.Only in Austin.

I love Willie Nelson.

Ergo Krista loves weed

 

[krista4]

let's go no more videos for now

it takes 30 minutes to read a single ####ing page in here

My link

 

[krista4]

A one-ton bronze statue of Willie Nelson was unveiled downtown today. At precisely 4:20.Only in Austin.

I love Willie Nelson.

Ergo Krista loves weed

Have never tried it. True story.

 

[Thorn]

Cos, I got your back.

They clipped the first part of my e-mail because I was making fun of one of their commercials where a guy with a thick New York accent pronounces "jewelry", "jury". Segment 6, 2:15 mark

wait wait wait. how is this funny? weenie and the butt read my one sentence email on the air? i feel like mr krista here

 

[Thorn]

I got my fart barf stickers from Brong today. So that's pretty sweet. Just gotta find a place to put 'em.

I didn't know you were Kubes, Wick et. al...And my chick can surf better than you.

Finish decorating your son's bedroom yet? They'd look pretty sweet on the side of the crib, maybe a little crooked.

Would you like one? I have one left. Somebody wanted it but I must've deleted their p-mail (with address) and now I can't remember who it was.

can i mail you something?

 

[Thorn]

let's go no more videos for now

it takes 30 minutes to read a single ####ing page in here

My link

 

[Thorn]

A one-ton bronze statue of Willie Nelson was unveiled downtown today. At precisely 4:20.Only in Austin.

I love Willie Nelson.

Ergo Krista loves weed

Have never tried it. True story.

stop it

 

[krista4]

A one-ton bronze statue of Willie Nelson was unveiled downtown today. At precisely 4:20.Only in Austin.

I love Willie Nelson.

Ergo Krista loves weed

Have never tried it. True story.

stop it

 

[Thorn]

A one-ton bronze statue of Willie Nelson was unveiled downtown today. At precisely 4:20.

Only in Austin.

I love Willie Nelson.

Ergo Krista loves weed

Have never tried it. True story.

stop it

My link

 

[krista4]

A one-ton bronze statue of Willie Nelson was unveiled downtown today. At precisely 4:20.Only in Austin.

I love Willie Nelson.

Ergo Krista loves weed

Have never tried it. True story.

stop it

This doesn't really help with my confusion.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So my wife supervises ushers at a local theater/arena/convention center. Daniel Tosh had 2 sold out shows there tonight. His rake was ~$350k....For 2 hours of work. He's gotta be filthy rich.

 

[krista4]

Now I see your edit with link. I still don't get it. Is it actually hard to believe someone has never tried pot?

Nor have I ever had even a puff of a cigarette.

Now, don't ask me about ecstasy.

 

[Thorn]

Now I see your edit with link. I still don't get it. Is it actually hard to believe someone has never tried pot?Nor have I ever had even a puff of a cigarette.Now, don't ask me about ecstasy.

Yes. Grow up.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Now I see your edit with link. I still don't get it. Is it actually hard to believe someone has never tried pot?Nor have I ever had even a puff of a cigarette.Now, don't ask me about ecstasy.

I don't always drink beer. But when I do, I shoot double shots of 151.

 

[Thorn]

Now I see your edit with link. I still don't get it. Is it actually hard to believe someone has never tried pot?Nor have I ever had even a puff of a cigarette.Now, don't ask me about ecstasy.

I don't always drink beer. But when I do, I shoot double shots of 151.

vid?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Now I see your edit with link. I still don't get it. Is it actually hard to believe someone has never tried pot?Nor have I ever had even a puff of a cigarette.Now, don't ask me about ecstasy.

I don't always drink beer. But when I do, I shoot double shots of 151.

vid?

Krista on E first

 

[krista4]

Now I see your edit with link. I still don't get it. Is it actually hard to believe someone has never tried pot?Nor have I ever had even a puff of a cigarette.Now, don't ask me about ecstasy.

Yes. Grow up.

Yeah, I don't get this either. Totally lost.