GM's thread about nothing (33 Viewers)

[Jeff Vader]

Dear gmtan:I apologize for my recent slacking in contributing entertainment. To make amends, I am now apparently dating a new crazy chick. Our first date will be next Monday, because starting out by going out for my birthday is a fantastic idea. This is the result of a foray into online dating. She's already way, way too into this. She's obviously going to be a crazy stalker. Taking one for the team here. Love,Fish

:subscribe:

 

[Marvin]

Bought JR a spiderman fishing pole yesterday. We are headed out this afternoon for a little fishing trip. Cold beer on ice for the journey. This dad stuff aint bad once they grow up a little.

My 19 year old picked my wife and I up from the bar Friday night because we were too craphammered to drive. It's all about the magic moments.

You're old.

Old with a designated driver on call, SUCKA MC!

what do you do when he's drunk?

He doesn't drink. It's not like we live in Wisconsin.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Dear gmtan:

I apologize for my recent slacking in contributing entertainment. To make amends, I am now apparently dating a new crazy chick. Our first date will be next Monday, because starting out by going out for my birthday is a fantastic idea.

This is the result of a foray into online dating. She's already way, way too into this. She's obviously going to be a crazy stalker. Taking one for the team here.

Love,

Fish

My link

 

[Marvin]

Daily Freak Out

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So, Vader thinks that I'm Studs. I take that as a high compliment but if you compile all of the 's after my posts, it doesn't equal the 's after one of his posts.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So, Vader thinks that I'm Studs. I take that as a high compliment but if you compile all of the 's after my posts, it doesn't equal the 's after one of his posts.

You're drunk, aren't.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So, Vader thinks that I'm Studs. I take that as a high compliment but if you compile all of the 's after my posts, it doesn't equal the 's after one of his posts.

You're drunk, aren't.

Yes, I'm drunk. I'm having.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So, Vader thinks that I'm Studs. I take that as a high compliment but if you compile all of the 's after my posts, it doesn't equal the 's after one of his posts.

You're drunk, aren't.

Yes, I'm drunk. I'm having.

It's obvious. Think.

 

[Mr.Pack]

So, Vader thinks that I'm Studs. I take that as a high compliment but if you compile all of the 's after my posts, it doesn't equal the 's after one of his posts.

You're drunk, aren't.

Yes, I'm drunk. I'm having.

It's obvious. Think.

My link

 

[shuke]

I don't care

 

[shuke]

secret vidoe

I don't know

"Florist"

 

[Jeff Vader]

 

[shuke]

I just had couch sex

Like you cut a hole in one of the cushions?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I HAD SEX WITH MY WIFE ON THE COUCH

 

[shuke]

Farm animals!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Why do you keep itching your ear? Is that a nervous tick?

 

[Jeff Vader]

Why do you keep itching your ear? Is that a nervous tick?

Fleas.ETA: I have no idea. I think I was anxious to take the shot. Some people get the shakes...I scratch my face?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Why do you keep itching your ear? Is that a nervous tick?

Fleas.

Gotta be from the horses. Need any glue?

 

[Frostillicus]

whatever TRE says is lies

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

whatever TRE says is lies

I have a video that will shake the foundations of FBGs.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Dharma, should I know that horse?

 

[kevzilla]

Dharma, should I know that horse?

It's Sarah Jessica Parker. Duh.

 

[Frostillicus]

I was gonna say wordwss about stuffgb

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

whatever TRE says is lies

I have a video that will shake the foundations of FBGs.

 

[Guster]

 

[Guster]

I love how excited you sound when you say cheers

 

[Marvin]

I'm not even going to bother trying to make another video. The bar just keeps getting higher and higher.

 

[-fish-]

I'm not even going to bother trying to make another video. The bar just keeps getting higher and higher.

the pink floyd soundtrack is amazing.I have a willing participant to a video, but I'm pretty sure it will get me permabanned. can we cross ov:e:r?

 

[Josie Maran]

Bought JR a spiderman fishing pole yesterday. We are headed out this afternoon for a little fishing trip. Cold beer on ice for the journey. This dad stuff aint bad once they grow up a little.

My 19 year old picked my wife and I up from the bar Friday night because we were too craphammered to drive. It's all about the magic moments.

You're old.

Old with a designated driver on call, SUCKA MC!

what do you do when he's drunk?

He doesn't drink. It's not like we live in Wisconsin.

Congrats on having the nerdiest son ever. One day, I hope that my offspring will watch Jeopardy with me while not having a beer.

 

[Marvin]

Bought JR a spiderman fishing pole yesterday. We are headed out this afternoon for a little fishing trip. Cold beer on ice for the journey. This dad stuff aint bad once they grow up a little.

My 19 year old picked my wife and I up from the bar Friday night because we were too craphammered to drive. It's all about the magic moments.

You're old.

Old with a designated driver on call, SUCKA MC!

what do you do when he's drunk?

He doesn't drink. It's not like we live in Wisconsin.

Congrats on having the nerdiest son ever. One day, I hope that my offspring will watch Jeopardy with me while not having a beer.

I wouldn't call him "nerdy" but the fact that my sons haven't come home shirtfaced yet is beyond me.

 

[Josie Maran]

Bought JR a spiderman fishing pole yesterday. We are headed out this afternoon for a little fishing trip. Cold beer on ice for the journey. This dad stuff aint bad once they grow up a little.

My 19 year old picked my wife and I up from the bar Friday night because we were too craphammered to drive. It's all about the magic moments.

You're old.

Old with a designated driver on call, SUCKA MC!

what do you do when he's drunk?

He doesn't drink. It's not like we live in Wisconsin.

Congrats on having the nerdiest son ever. One day, I hope that my offspring will watch Jeopardy with me while not having a beer.

I wouldn't call him "nerdy" but the fact that my sons haven't come home shirtfaced yet is beyond me.

If he's 19 and sober, he's worse than Hitler and I hate him. Was that too much?

 

[Josie Maran]

I pretty mUch destroyed a bottle of Stoli tonight, so I apologize for everything. And I give thanks for autocorrect, otherwise, Pickles would accuse me of intentional GM'ing of my posts.

And seriously, no one wants Pickles after their ###.

 

[Jeff Vader]

I have a snow day. Repeat: It's April #### 23rd and two surrounding school districts are closed.

It must have dumped at 4 or 5am and caught the plows with their pants down (note: plows have pants).

It's April 23rd.

I'm moving to Bakersfield.

 

[Corky]

Who wouldn't want to go out with 'Zooks?

Let me get back to you on that.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I need to de-hangover myself in 2 hours. Whatcha got? (I can't drink again; that's the obvious answer)

Still toying with the idea of posting my frosty video. It's a little creepy that I even took it, but it's also pretty damn funny.

 

[wadegarrett]

 

[Frostillicus]

I need to de-hangover myself in 2 hours. Whatcha got? (I can't drink again; that's the obvious answer)Still toying with the idea of posting my frosty video. It's a little creepy that I even took it, but it's also pretty damn funny.

I took a sick day. Jesus.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I need to de-hangover myself in 2 hours. Whatcha got? (I can't drink again; that's the obvious answer)Still toying with the idea of posting my frosty video. It's a little creepy that I even took it, but it's also pretty damn funny.

I took a sick day. Jesus.

:applause:

 

[YSR]

I need to de-hangover myself in 2 hours. Whatcha got? (I can't drink again; that's the obvious answer)Still toying with the idea of posting my frosty video. It's a little creepy that I even took it, but it's also pretty damn funny.

I'll take a text.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I need to de-hangover myself in 2 hours. Whatcha got? (I can't drink again; that's the obvious answer)Still toying with the idea of posting my frosty video. It's a little creepy that I even took it, but it's also pretty damn funny.

I'll take a text.

Good, you can judge the creepiness level.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I need to de-hangover myself in 2 hours. Whatcha got? (I can't drink again; that's the obvious answer)

Still toying with the idea of posting my frosty video. It's a little creepy that I even took it, but it's also pretty damn funny.

I'll take a text.

Good, you can judge the creepiness level.

This video has been rated SPTO: Semi-Private Text Only by the Internet Drunk Video Council

 

[guru_007]

 

[YSR]

I need to de-hangover myself in 2 hours. Whatcha got? (I can't drink again; that's the obvious answer)

Still toying with the idea of posting my frosty video. It's a little creepy that I even took it, but it's also pretty damn funny.

I'll take a text.

Good, you can judge the creepiness level.

This video has been rated SPTO: Semi-Private Text Only by the Internet Drunk Video Council

Just trying to protect the innocent.

 

[Marvin]

I have a snow day. Repeat: It's April #### 23rd and two surrounding school districts are closed.

It must have dumped at 4 or 5am and caught the plows with their pants down (note: plows have pants).

It's April 23rd.

I'm moving to Bakersfield.

This is crazier than talking to horses.

 

[Jeff Vader]

I need to de-hangover myself in 2 hours. Whatcha got? (I can't drink again; that's the obvious answer)

Still toying with the idea of posting my frosty video. It's a little creepy that I even took it, but it's also pretty damn funny.

I'll take a text.

Good, you can judge the creepiness level.

This video has been rated SPTO: Semi-Private Text Only by the Internet Drunk Video Council

I'll update my datebook according.

 

[Jeff Vader]

Men over 35>

You ever decide against rubbing one out because you know you'll lay around doing nothing for the next couple hours?

I think my libido is finally taking a knee. I should PM Woz.

 

[RenoHightower]

I have a snow day. Repeat: It's April #### 23rd and two surrounding school districts are closed.

It must have dumped at 4 or 5am and caught the plows with their pants down (note: plows have pants).

It's April 23rd.

I'm moving to Bakersfield.

KILL BAKERSFIELD!!!

 

[Marvin]

I have a snow day. Repeat: It's April #### 23rd and two surrounding school districts are closed.

It must have dumped at 4 or 5am and caught the plows with their pants down (note: plows have pants).

It's April 23rd.

I'm moving to Bakersfield.

KILL BAKERSFIELD!!!

My link

 

[Marvin]

Men over 35>

You ever decide against rubbing one out because you know you'll lay around doing nothing for the next couple hours?

I think my libido is finally taking a knee. I should PM Woz.

And take away my only reason to live?

 

[Bogart]

Saw The Black Keys last night.

Holy crap are they good. I can't even say anything that would live up to how good they were.

Was also impressed with the Arctic Monkeys live. Their drummer especially is insanely talented.

Also got to see Cake and Garbage do a set, and 1990's Bogart was a happy boy.