Marvin
Footballguy
I've heard that these guys are awesome live.
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Jeff Vader
Footballguy
I've never heard of the Arctic Monkeys. Probably because they're too mainstream.
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
I like them better when they were Antarctic.
Marvin
Footballguy
Oh come on. Great Brit neo-pop band.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I'm not quite 35, but no.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Can't wait for Cake at Summerfest this year
Marvin
Footballguy
You might want to loosen the belt to increase the oxygen flow to your brain just a tad.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Plus, I've gone the opposite way after sex. When I was 16/17 it was like being hit with a hammer after completion. Now it is part of my stretching before my morning walk.
Corky
Footballguy
I doubt Zooks, Guster and fish are having this problem.Determine the common denominator. Distinguish from your own situation. Draw your own conclusions.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Better than Snow Patrol?'Marvin said:
Marvin
Footballguy
I don't think the two are all that similar but I like the Arctic Monkeys more. Kind of a retro British Invasion sound with a little attitude.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I was being a jerkass. Snow Patrol is about as generic as it gets for modern day pop music. But man, they sure play it them a lot on the radio up here.Beaverton schools didn't get a tax measure voted through. So they are letting all their librarians go district wide. My oldest son is going to be heartbroken. Would not put it past him to try and organize some sort of protest. He had me take dictation when he was 3-4 and send in a letter to PBS Kids when they fired Melanie for some bogus reason. We both liked Melanie. I did not edit it out when he called them 'poops'.
Marvin
Footballguy
That sucks but I'm pretty sure librarians are going to be as obsolete as blacksmiths and wig-powderers.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I hate to hear that. I realize it's probably an out-dated position, but this librarian was exceptional. She's helped transform both my boys into avid readers, especially Kellen. We have to keep track of his reading minutes each month and he's just posting absurd numbers this year. He read an hour before school this morning and is just crushing books that she recommends for him. I'll have to get her a nice gift or something. Budget cuts suck.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
lol at poops
Marvin
Footballguy
Buy her a Kindle and an Amazon gift cart.
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
Any more notes from the neighbors?
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
UOFI_316
Footballguy
Try leaving the company of Ms. Parker first, unless that is your thing, then I can't help.
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
Sex with crazy women?
-fish-
Footballguy
keeps your senses sharp making sure you aren't about to get stabbed when you're having sex.
Marvin
Footballguy
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
No entiendo.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
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Marvin
Footballguy
GB stupid girls.
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
This meme is my life.
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
Eagerly looking forward to the latest adventures. I bumped your old thread.
-fish-
Footballguy
preview of the crazy to come: I have never met this chick. spent a little over an hour chatting with her over IM. she emailed me while she was chatting with me to tell me how happy she was to be chatting with me.today she sent one message: "you make my heart melt"Eagerly looking forward to the latest adventures. I bumped your old thread.
she's either very, very sweet or I'm bound for a shallow grave.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
So, Frosty and I are sitting at the bar last night and he's going on and on how he's not good at talking to strangers and it's weird that he has beers with me because I'm this internet stranger. I laugh, but he seems pretty serious about being bad at conversation with people.
He apparently decides on the spot to work on this by yelling across the bar to this older biker looking dude.
He says the following, "Hey, how's it going?" Guy give some non-commital response and then Frosty says, "Why don't you come over here and sit down?" And I swear to god, he pats the bar next to him like he's looking to get cozy. Just some random dude from across the bar. I start cracking up as it totally looked like Frosty was trolling for dudes.
The guy actually comes over though. When he gets about 5 feet away, Frosty gets a little scared and excuses himself to the bathroom. So, now I'm stuck chatting it up with this dude. He's in a band of course and says he has to get going because this chick called him and said she'd give him a bj. I'm pretty sure he says this as a nice way of saying he hasn't caught the gay yet. He ends up just going back to his spot at the bar and drinking for awhile before leaving to receive said blowie.
Frosty also implored me to engage another dude at the bar later. So, we ended up learning the life story of Mark, the half-irish/half-israeli photojournalist.
He apparently decides on the spot to work on this by yelling across the bar to this older biker looking dude.
He says the following, "Hey, how's it going?" Guy give some non-commital response and then Frosty says, "Why don't you come over here and sit down?" And I swear to god, he pats the bar next to him like he's looking to get cozy. Just some random dude from across the bar. I start cracking up as it totally looked like Frosty was trolling for dudes.
The guy actually comes over though. When he gets about 5 feet away, Frosty gets a little scared and excuses himself to the bathroom. So, now I'm stuck chatting it up with this dude. He's in a band of course and says he has to get going because this chick called him and said she'd give him a bj. I'm pretty sure he says this as a nice way of saying he hasn't caught the gay yet. He ends up just going back to his spot at the bar and drinking for awhile before leaving to receive said blowie.
Frosty also implored me to engage another dude at the bar later. So, we ended up learning the life story of Mark, the half-irish/half-israeli photojournalist.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Sorry to hear about you aging, -fish-.
-fish-
Footballguy
you're 7 days early, but thanks. good idea about the buddy system. 'ninja will let you know if I get killed.In case I forget, happy Birthday -fish-!Hope you have a nice date. Maybe enact the GMTAN buddy system prior, you know, just in case?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Yeah, I guess he's a really shy swinger. Or he just likes forcing me to have awkward conversations with dudes.So...Frosty's a swinger? :addstonotebook:So, Frosty and I are sitting at the bar last night and he's going on and on how he's not good at talking to strangers and it's weird that he has beers with me because I'm this internet stranger. I laugh, but he seems pretty serious about being bad at conversation with people.He apparently decides on the spot to work on this by yelling across the bar to this older biker looking dude. He says the following, "Hey, how's it going?" Guy give some non-commital response and then Frosty says, "Why don't you come over here and sit down?" And I swear to god, he pats the bar next to him like he's looking to get cozy. Just some random dude from across the bar. I start cracking up as it totally looked like Frosty was trolling for dudes. The guy actually comes over though. When he gets about 5 feet away, Frosty gets a little scared and excuses himself to the bathroom. So, now I'm stuck chatting it up with this dude. He's in a band of course and says he has to get going because this chick called him and said she'd give him a bj. I'm pretty sure he says this as a nice way of saying he hasn't caught the gay yet. He ends up just going back to his spot at the bar and drinking for awhile before leaving to receive said blowie.Frosty also implored me to engage another dude at the bar later. So, we ended up learning the life story of Mark, the half-irish/half-israeli photojournalist.
Marvin
Footballguy
Perhaps he was using the latter to feel out the former. That's what I would do, if I were interested in that sort of thing.As most of our daily interactions are with people we know, I find it mentally and physically refreshing to have regular intercourse with strangers. I believe you should thank Frosti for pushing you out of your comfort zone, and I'd be happy to participate the next time you want your horizons expanded.Yeah, I guess he's a really shy swinger. Or he just likes forcing me to have awkward conversations with dudes.So...Frosty's a swinger? :addstonotebook:So, Frosty and I are sitting at the bar last night and he's going on and on how he's not good at talking to strangers and it's weird that he has beers with me because I'm this internet stranger. I laugh, but he seems pretty serious about being bad at conversation with people.He apparently decides on the spot to work on this by yelling across the bar to this older biker looking dude. He says the following, "Hey, how's it going?" Guy give some non-commital response and then Frosty says, "Why don't you come over here and sit down?" And I swear to god, he pats the bar next to him like he's looking to get cozy. Just some random dude from across the bar. I start cracking up as it totally looked like Frosty was trolling for dudes. The guy actually comes over though. When he gets about 5 feet away, Frosty gets a little scared and excuses himself to the bathroom. So, now I'm stuck chatting it up with this dude. He's in a band of course and says he has to get going because this chick called him and said she'd give him a bj. I'm pretty sure he says this as a nice way of saying he hasn't caught the gay yet. He ends up just going back to his spot at the bar and drinking for awhile before leaving to receive said blowie.Frosty also implored me to engage another dude at the bar later. So, we ended up learning the life story of Mark, the half-irish/half-israeli photojournalist.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I'm not certain what was so urgent here. I was enjoying a coconut eucalyptus soak with a little cucumber when you interrupted. Please be more thoughtful going forward.
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
So both Frosty and I are tragicomically socially awkward.No wonder why I find him attractive.So, Frosty and I are sitting at the bar last night and he's going on and on how he's not good at talking to strangers and it's weird that he has beers with me because I'm this internet stranger. I laugh, but he seems pretty serious about being bad at conversation with people.He apparently decides on the spot to work on this by yelling across the bar to this older biker looking dude. He says the following, "Hey, how's it going?" Guy give some non-commital response and then Frosty says, "Why don't you come over here and sit down?" And I swear to god, he pats the bar next to him like he's looking to get cozy. Just some random dude from across the bar. I start cracking up as it totally looked like Frosty was trolling for dudes. The guy actually comes over though. When he gets about 5 feet away, Frosty gets a little scared and excuses himself to the bathroom. So, now I'm stuck chatting it up with this dude. He's in a band of course and says he has to get going because this chick called him and said she'd give him a bj. I'm pretty sure he says this as a nice way of saying he hasn't caught the gay yet. He ends up just going back to his spot at the bar and drinking for awhile before leaving to receive said blowie.Frosty also implored me to engage another dude at the bar later. So, we ended up learning the life story of Mark, the half-irish/half-israeli photojournalist.
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
preview of the crazy to come: I have never met this chick. spent a little over an hour chatting with her over IM. she emailed me while she was chatting with me to tell me how happy she was to be chatting with me.today she sent one message: "you make my heart melt"Eagerly looking forward to the latest adventures. I bumped your old thread.
she's either very, very sweet or I'm bound for a shallow grave.
Everything is coming up in the GMTAN!
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
I vaguely remember this.Yeah, I guess he's a really shy swinger. Or he just likes forcing me to have awkward conversations with dudes.So...Frosty's a swinger? :addstonotebook:So, Frosty and I are sitting at the bar last night and he's going on and on how he's not good at talking to strangers and it's weird that he has beers with me because I'm this internet stranger. I laugh, but he seems pretty serious about being bad at conversation with people.He apparently decides on the spot to work on this by yelling across the bar to this older biker looking dude. He says the following, "Hey, how's it going?" Guy give some non-commital response and then Frosty says, "Why don't you come over here and sit down?" And I swear to god, he pats the bar next to him like he's looking to get cozy. Just some random dude from across the bar. I start cracking up as it totally looked like Frosty was trolling for dudes. The guy actually comes over though. When he gets about 5 feet away, Frosty gets a little scared and excuses himself to the bathroom. So, now I'm stuck chatting it up with this dude. He's in a band of course and says he has to get going because this chick called him and said she'd give him a bj. I'm pretty sure he says this as a nice way of saying he hasn't caught the gay yet. He ends up just going back to his spot at the bar and drinking for awhile before leaving to receive said blowie.Frosty also implored me to engage another dude at the bar later. So, we ended up learning the life story of Mark, the half-irish/half-israeli photojournalist.
Marvin
Footballguy
It was the Oildale Fishing Team shirt that caught his eye.I vaguely remember this.Yeah, I guess he's a really shy swinger. Or he just likes forcing me to have awkward conversations with dudes.So...Frosty's a swinger? :addstonotebook:So, Frosty and I are sitting at the bar last night and he's going on and on how he's not good at talking to strangers and it's weird that he has beers with me because I'm this internet stranger. I laugh, but he seems pretty serious about being bad at conversation with people.He apparently decides on the spot to work on this by yelling across the bar to this older biker looking dude. He says the following, "Hey, how's it going?" Guy give some non-commital response and then Frosty says, "Why don't you come over here and sit down?" And I swear to god, he pats the bar next to him like he's looking to get cozy. Just some random dude from across the bar. I start cracking up as it totally looked like Frosty was trolling for dudes. The guy actually comes over though. When he gets about 5 feet away, Frosty gets a little scared and excuses himself to the bathroom. So, now I'm stuck chatting it up with this dude. He's in a band of course and says he has to get going because this chick called him and said she'd give him a bj. I'm pretty sure he says this as a nice way of saying he hasn't caught the gay yet. He ends up just going back to his spot at the bar and drinking for awhile before leaving to receive said blowie.Frosty also implored me to engage another dude at the bar later. So, we ended up learning the life story of Mark, the half-irish/half-israeli photojournalist.
mr. furley
Footballguy
oh ####
mr. furley
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
mercy
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Do you remember sending me this text yesterday afternoon? (I'm in green, Frosty McDrunk is in white) You also left me a voicemail, I didn't answer the phone since I usually get a call from your son once a week and I figured it was him. Enjoyed the voicemail.I vaguely remember this.Yeah, I guess he's a really shy swinger. Or he just likes forcing me to have awkward conversations with dudes.So...Frosty's a swinger? :addstonotebook:So, Frosty and I are sitting at the bar last night and he's going on and on how he's not good at talking to strangers and it's weird that he has beers with me because I'm this internet stranger. I laugh, but he seems pretty serious about being bad at conversation with people.
He apparently decides on the spot to work on this by yelling across the bar to this older biker looking dude.
He says the following, "Hey, how's it going?" Guy give some non-commital response and then Frosty says, "Why don't you come over here and sit down?" And I swear to god, he pats the bar next to him like he's looking to get cozy. Just some random dude from across the bar. I start cracking up as it totally looked like Frosty was trolling for dudes.
The guy actually comes over though. When he gets about 5 feet away, Frosty gets a little scared and excuses himself to the bathroom. So, now I'm stuck chatting it up with this dude. He's in a band of course and says he has to get going because this chick called him and said she'd give him a bj. I'm pretty sure he says this as a nice way of saying he hasn't caught the gay yet. He ends up just going back to his spot at the bar and drinking for awhile before leaving to receive said blowie.
Frosty also implored me to engage another dude at the bar later. So, we ended up learning the life story of Mark, the half-irish/half-israeli photojournalist.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
I'm a smidge over 35 and I've never decided against rubbing one out, once the cooking starts I never unplug the crock-pot.Have you ever video taped yourself coloring in your nipple and then posted it to a message board so strangers from the internet could see it? Or posted a video of yourself lip synching to Back Street Boys? Impersonating Yao Ming? Talking to a horse? Oh wait.... never mind.
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
I'm pretty sure I'm going with pretzel rods tonight. I'm hoping it excites us all and solves my libido problems.
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