GM's thread about nothing (23 Viewers)

[Marvin]

Great story about a really tall guy farting on kids.

 

[Uwe Blab]

Great story about a really tall guy farting on kids.

I'm usually not one of those who laughs at any/all fart and poop jokes, but, dammit, this was hilarious. Restaurant quality!

 

[No. 16]

Great story about a really tall guy farting on kids.

 

[Osaurus]

any gmtanners in denver now that drifter moved nw? I think I'll be downtown monday and catch the stones monday night.

Get in touch with Ditkaless Wonders. You and he would get along great.

I miss Denver.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Swires is in Denver.

 

[Mr.Pack]

any gmtanners in denver now that drifter moved nw? I think I'll be downtown monday and catch the stones monday night.

Get in touch with Ditkaless Wonders. You and he would get along great.

Is he still alive?Haven't seen him in months.

 

[Marvin]

Swires is in Denver.

Are we counting him as a GMTANNER? Has he ever posted a shot video?

 

[cosjobs]

Crapping in my new chick's bathroom.

This is a pretty big step in relationship-land, huh?

Depends....

If he had Depends, he wouldn't even need a bathroom

 

[cosjobs]

any gmtanners in denver now that drifter moved nw? I think I'll be downtown monday and catch the stones monday night.

Get in touch with Ditkaless Wonders. You and he would get along great.

PM a phone or email if you have it. I'll PM him here. And yes, we have always gotten on great here; I assume it would carry over into a bar or ballpark.

 

[YSR]

Swires is in Denver.

Are we counting him as a GMTANNER? Has he ever posted a shot video?

I actually chatted with him last night for the first time in a while, and he mentioned both you guys specifically as two people with whom he missed interacting.

 

[Marvin]

Swires is in Denver.

Are we counting him as a GMTANNER? Has he ever posted a shot video?

I actually chatted with him last night for the first time in a while, and he mentioned both you guys specifically as two people with whom he missed interacting.

Pretty sure that's how the entire world feels about me.

 

[Marvin]

Coolie helps Price is Right contestand win a car

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Crapping in my new chick's bathroom.

This is a pretty big step in relationship-land, huh?

Depends....

If he had Depends, he wouldn't even need a bathroom

Yeah, but the sex might get messy.

 

[Marvin]

I feel the exact same way about singing greeting cards

 

[BigJohn]

Coolie helps Price is Right contestand win a car

Gangsta

 

[Bogart]

Got to work around 2. Left around 4.

Good times.

 

[Marvin]

This is what it is like to be in this thread on a Friday afternoon for a westcoaster when everyone in the midwest/east has left work.

 

[Osaurus]

This is what it is like to be in this thread on a Friday afternoon for a westcoaster when everyone in the midwest/east has left work.

Now imagine the bear was white.

 

[mr. furley]

Coolie helps Price is Right contestand win a car

tears in my eyes

 

[kevzilla]

What drugs are administered via a burned spoon? I know heroin and crack, but what other types of drugs would people melt in order to inject?

Meth? What exactly are you getting into these days?

This is what it is like to be in this thread on a Friday afternoon for a westcoaster when everyone in the midwest/east has left work.

Marvin is a lonely bear.

 

[mr. furley]

This is what it is like to be in this thread on a Friday afternoon for a westcoaster when everyone in the midwest/east has left work.

Marvin is a lonely bear.

congratulations on coming out it will get easier every day

 

[Jeff Vader]

What drugs are administered via a burned spoon? I know heroin and crack, but what other types of drugs would people melt in order to inject?

Find something interesting? Answer: people also shoot coke. I don't know what else. According cos' poll, I was only a petty criminal back in the day. Needles are beyond me.

at 6 this morning, I heard my phone start going off with text messages. I was half asleep, so I ignored it. when I got up, I found 15 text messages from Knuckles, who I haven't talked to since Christmas. It was a long, crazed rant about what an ####### I am.

Pretty sure this means sex in the near future.

Reply with this> Eirthay Irginvay Aptivecay, ookbay 1. Yes, send it in Pig Latin. Why? Because you can. Because it's good shtick. Because she'll go nuts trying to figure it out, and when/if she does, her reply could be priceless.

 

[Mr.Pack]

This is what it is like to be in this thread on a Friday afternoon for a westcoaster when everyone in the midwest/east has left work.

Now imagine the bear was white.

My link

 

[Osaurus]

This is what it is like to be in this thread on a Friday afternoon for a westcoaster when everyone in the midwest/east has left work.

Now imagine the bear was white.

My link

 

[-fish-]

What drugs are administered via a burned spoon? I know heroin and crack, but what other types of drugs would people melt in order to inject?

Find something interesting? Answer: people also shoot coke. I don't know what else. According cos' poll, I was only a petty criminal back in the day. Needles are beyond me.

at 6 this morning, I heard my phone start going off with text messages. I was half asleep, so I ignored it. when I got up, I found 15 text messages from Knuckles, who I haven't talked to since Christmas. It was a long, crazed rant about what an ####### I am.

Pretty sure this means sex in the near future.

Reply with this> Eirthay Irginvay Aptivecay, ookbay 1. Yes, send it in Pig Latin. Why? Because you can. Because it's good shtick. Because she'll go nuts trying to figure it out, and when/if she does, her reply could be priceless.

Too late. She came over at 2 am. We made teh secks until 7 when I had to go to work. Nothing unusual or illegal happened.

 

[YSR]

What drugs are administered via a burned spoon? I know heroin and crack, but what other types of drugs would people melt in order to inject?

Find something interesting? Answer: people also shoot coke. I don't know what else. According cos' poll, I was only a petty criminal back in the day. Needles are beyond me.

We have finally decided to make this condo we're renting ours, as it doesn't look like we're moving from Knoxville anytime soon. One of the tasks involved in that is finally clearing my SIL out of the condo. We basically rented it furnished, but she also left behind drawers full of jewelry and bathroom stuff, etc.

I packed up the drawers in the master bath yesterday and found a burned spoon hidden toward the back of one of them. Just trying to gauge how high my alarm should be. We know she was (is?) into pills, but I don't know what - if anything - else and am not sure that the rest of the family does either.

 

[Jeff Vader]

What drugs are administered via a burned spoon? I know heroin and crack, but what other types of drugs would people melt in order to inject?

Find something interesting? Answer: people also shoot coke. I don't know what else. According cos' poll, I was only a petty criminal back in the day. Needles are beyond me.

We have finally decided to make this condo we're renting ours, as it doesn't look like we're moving from Knoxville anytime soon. One of the tasks involved in that is finally clearing my SIL out of the condo. We basically rented it furnished, but she also left behind drawers full of jewelry and bathroom stuff, etc.

I packed up the drawers in the master bath yesterday and found a burned spoon hidden toward the back of one of them. Just trying to gauge how high my alarm should be. We know she was (is?) into pills, but I don't know what - if anything - else and am not sure that the rest of the family does either.

When I was a kid my friends and I were pretty bad. But shooting stuff was the line we would never cross. It was the difference between 'crazy & fun party' and 'homeless turning-tricks-for-cash junkie.' I'd say the alarm level should be pretty high here.FWIW, I just remembered that people also shoot pretty much any opiate or pain-killer for a quicker, more potent rush. At least that's what William Burroughs said. So it's possible your SIL was shooting her pills - which is like defcon 5 on the druggie alarm scale. I wouldn't ignore this.

 

[Jeff Vader]

What drugs are administered via a burned spoon? I know heroin and crack, but what other types of drugs would people melt in order to inject?

Find something interesting? Answer: people also shoot coke. I don't know what else. According cos' poll, I was only a petty criminal back in the day. Needles are beyond me.

at 6 this morning, I heard my phone start going off with text messages. I was half asleep, so I ignored it. when I got up, I found 15 text messages from Knuckles, who I haven't talked to since Christmas. It was a long, crazed rant about what an ####### I am.

Pretty sure this means sex in the near future.

Reply with this> Eirthay Irginvay Aptivecay, ookbay 1. Yes, send it in Pig Latin. Why? Because you can. Because it's good shtick. Because she'll go nuts trying to figure it out, and when/if she does, her reply could be priceless.

Too late. She came over at 2 am. We made teh secks until 7 when I had to go to work. Nothing unusual or illegal happened.

Does this mean you're no longer an ######? You may have to reconsider Knuckles. You've found a women whose opinion of you completely depends on how often you applaud her exhaust port.

my link

 

[shuke]

Dad and kids sing ELO song in the car.

 

[shuke]

So far I like the book.

Wait. YOU'RE not reading it, are you?

He taught your boyfriend that thing you like.

 

[HighBeams]

I'm a puddle...but if I decided to post a shot video, I'd at least swallow the shot instead of smiling before I spit it out.

 

[Jeff Vader]

So far I like the book.

Wait. YOU'RE not reading it, are you?

He taught your boyfriend that thing you like.

The first review on Amazon likes it too.

 

[Jeff Vader]

I'm a puddle...but if I decided to post a shot video, I'd at least swallow the shot instead of smiling before I spit it out.

Good to know?

 

[HighBeams]

I'm a puddle...but if I decided to post a shot video, I'd at least swallow the shot instead of smiling before I spit it out.

Good to know?

For you, yes. Try and swallow the shot next time you stand beside a horse, sunshine.

 

[Jeff Vader]

I'm a puddle...but if I decided to post a shot video, I'd at least swallow the shot instead of smiling before I spit it out.

Good to know?

For you, yes. Try and swallow the shot next time you stand beside a horse, sunshine.

Ok.

 

[HighBeams]

I'm a puddle...but if I decided to post a shot video, I'd at least swallow the shot instead of smiling before I spit it out.

Good to know?

For you, yes. Try and swallow the shot next time you stand beside a horse, sunshine.

Ok.

Dude, you try too hard to fit in and it is so freakin' obvious you choked on that shot and didn't swallow it...you may as well have given it to the horse.

 

[Jeff Vader]

I'm a puddle...but if I decided to post a shot video, I'd at least swallow the shot instead of smiling before I spit it out.

Good to know?

For you, yes. Try and swallow the shot next time you stand beside a horse, sunshine.

Ok.

Dude, you try too hard to fit in and it is so freakin' obvious you choked on that shot and didn't swallow it...you may as well have given it to the horse.

Yea, I swallowed it. Sorry to disappoint. Next time I'll keep the camera rolling to fit in better.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Vader swallows

 

[Jeff Vader]

Vader swallows

 

[HighBeams]

I'm a puddle...but if I decided to post a shot video, I'd at least swallow the shot instead of smiling before I spit it out.

Good to know?

For you, yes. Try and swallow the shot next time you stand beside a horse, sunshine.

Ok.

Dude, you try too hard to fit in and it is so freakin' obvious you choked on that shot and didn't swallow it...you may as well have given it to the horse.

Yea, I swallowed it. Sorry to disappoint. Next time I'll keep the camera rolling to fit in better.

No, you didn't. You took too much and your fake smile/didn't swallow look is too easy to spot. You've tried way too hard to fit in and, as someone who many dislike, it is freakin' hilarious to watch you struggle to get people to look at you.

 

[HighBeams]

Dear JV...a few pages back, you made reference to not wanting to look at TimDrafts yet you were all over them a few years back. Quit sucking the GMTAN ****, sunshine.

 

[cosjobs]

Jeff. I like you. You shot entertainment value is solid.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

 

[-fish-]

Dear JV...a few pages back, you made reference to not wanting to look at TimDrafts yet you were all over them a few years back. Quit sucking the GMTAN ****, sunshine.

damn bandwagon timhaters. I've hated tim from day 1.

 

[HighBeams]

Dear JV...a few pages back, you made reference to not wanting to look at TimDrafts yet you were all over them a few years back. Quit sucking the GMTAN ****, sunshine.

damn bandwagon timhaters. I've hated tim from day 1.

TimDrafts are actually fun if you enjoy the theme...I've learned a few things from them. Tim isn't a bad guy.

 

[General Malaise]

Dear JV...a few pages back, you made reference to not wanting to look at TimDrafts yet you were all over them a few years back. Quit sucking the GMTAN ****, sunshine.

HEY DICKCHEESE - STOP BEING A DICKCHEESE

 

[General Malaise]

I dunno

 

[Osaurus]

Garage sale day here and traffic is light. I have made $1 in an hour. Sold about $40 worth of CDs to a collector last night. No worries, there are plenty available for GMTANers and the rest of the FFA.

For the album round, I will leave the list open and folks can just put their name next to want they want rather than me going through a set of posts. Thinking this will be much easier. The list should be up in the next week or two.

Back to boredom.

 

[mr. furley]

Jeff. I like you.

 

[mr. furley]

I dunno