GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[Bogart]

Good mornIng GMTAN. I will be at IKEA today if anyone needs anything.

Have fun finding your way out. Remember: if you get completely lost you can head back to the bedroom sets to bunk up for the night. Don't wait for closing though. There's usually a dozen people wandering around IKEA after they lock the doors and beds run out quick. So beat the crowd by giving up escape an hour early. That way you can claim a bedroom display and fortify it with chairs and stainless steel desk accessories before the rest of the suckers arrive. Godspeed and good luck.

Already have bed picked out for spending the night. Off in the corner for privacy. Pillowtop mattress.

 

[cosjobs]

my new drink is is a cukey screw.

peel and seed a cucumber then cut into pieces and put in bottle and cover with a decent vodka. Place in fridge for at least a couple hours or up to 3-4 days.

Pour vodka over ice and top with fresh squeezed oj.

Very different and refreshing and a surprising flavor

 

[Frostillicus]

my new drink is is a cukey screw.peel and seed a cucumber then cut into pieces and put in bottle and cover with a decent vodka. Place in fridge for at least a couple hours or up to 3-4 days.Pour vodka over ice and top with fresh squeezed oj.Very different and refreshing and a surprising flavor

My favorite drink is a screwdriver and I love cucumbers. I'm so doing this.

 

[cosjobs]

my new drink is is a cukey screw.peel and seed a cucumber then cut into pieces and put in bottle and cover with a decent vodka. Place in fridge for at least a couple hours or up to 3-4 days.Pour vodka over ice and top with fresh squeezed oj.Very different and refreshing and a surprising flavor

My favorite drink is a screwdriver and I love cucumbers. I'm so doing this.

It also sounds like someone -fish- would date

 

[cosjobs]

Also- I recommend English cukes. The milder flavor still punches up the vodka and has less of the bitter and/or weird taste you get from regular cukes (and esp. their skins)

 

[Mr.Pack]

Mrs. TF got a new iphone. The other day she wanted me to test out to see if the calendar synced with her google calendar properly so I put in a recurring "give your husband [fellatio]" reminder. It synced with google properly. It also synced with her open work calendar properly as well.

 

[Guster]

2 margaritas down. Double it up?

Time for a video shot

 

[kevzilla]

They sent Bob Costas to interview the jockeys, presumably because they see eye-to-eye.

 

[Guster]

They sent Bob Costas to interview the jockeys, presumably because they see eye-to-eye.

Posted something similar in the derby thread

 

[-fish-]

my new drink is is a cukey screw.peel and seed a cucumber then cut into pieces and put in bottle and cover with a decent vodka. Place in fridge for at least a couple hours or up to 3-4 days.Pour vodka over ice and top with fresh squeezed oj.Very different and refreshing and a surprising flavor

My favorite drink is a screwdriver and I love cucumbers. I'm so doing this.

It also sounds like someone -fish- would date

I don't really have any response to this.

 

[Marvin]

Some kid just got a nosebleed all over his SAT. Not one of those, I-picked-my-nose nosebleeds, it was a full on hemorrhage. Pretty awesome, actually.

Carl Lipbaum?

 

[Osaurus]

Cinco de Thai-o!!!

 

[-fish-]

what was that pink blob on that lady's back?

 

[kevzilla]

what was that pink blob on that lady's back?

Looked like that Kinetic tape that athletic trainers use.

 

[kevzilla]

Cinco de Thai-o!!!

Blasphemy. I had carne guisada. And pork al pastor. And beans and rice, and avocado slices, and a basket of chips and salsa. Oh, and corn tortillas.I should probably check my glucose level now.

 

[Frostillicus]

At the bar with my wife, TRE, and PV. The Internet is weird.

 

[proninja]

Mrs. TF got a new iphone. The other day she wanted me to test out to see if the calendar synced with her google calendar properly so I put in a recurring "give your husband [fellatio]" reminder. It synced with google properly. It also synced with her open work calendar properly as well.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

At the bar with my wife, TRE, and PV. The Internet is weird.

Tell PV Claudio says hi.

 

[cosjobs]

my new drink is is a cukey screw.peel and seed a cucumber then cut into pieces and put in bottle and cover with a decent vodka. Place in fridge for at least a couple hours or up to 3-4 days.Pour vodka over ice and top with fresh squeezed oj.Very different and refreshing and a surprising flavor

My favorite drink is a screwdriver and I love cucumbers. I'm so doing this.

It also sounds like someone -fish- would date

I don't really have any response to this.

kooky screw. sound familiar with that spelling?

 

[-fish-]

my new drink is is a cukey screw.peel and seed a cucumber then cut into pieces and put in bottle and cover with a decent vodka. Place in fridge for at least a couple hours or up to 3-4 days.Pour vodka over ice and top with fresh squeezed oj.Very different and refreshing and a surprising flavor

My favorite drink is a screwdriver and I love cucumbers. I'm so doing this.

It also sounds like someone -fish- would date

I don't really have any response to this.

kooky screw. sound familiar with that spelling?

Oh I understood it. I just couldn't really respond. Especially now. Knuckles just turned the crazy up to 11, paralegal's sitting at a solid 7, and one of the twenty-somethings has decided to see what happens if she hits a peak once in a while. Anyway, I've made a few mint juleps today. Why don't people drink these more? Very easy to make and refreshing.

 

[-fish-]

lol. too drunk to edit right.

 

[kevzilla]

-fish- is making me miss crazy.

 

[-fish-]

-fish- is making me miss crazy.

I'll leave you knuckles in my will. Of course, the reason I'll be dead is that she'll have stabbed me in my sleep...

 

[kevzilla]

-fish- is making me miss crazy.

I'll leave you knuckles in my will. Of course, the reason I'll be dead is that she'll have stabbed me in my sleep...

 

[heckmanm]

I spent my afternoon feasting on homebrewed beer, refried beans, and kimchee.

Thoprawishes for Mrs. Heckman are appreciated.

 

[proninja]

My wife is a music teacher. I'm currently at her student recital. I'd imagine I feel a lot like tanner walking in circles.

 

[King_Kelly]

Drunk. Looking to check out SuperMoon in a half hour or so. Slightly worried that JR reminded me that I'd forgotten to buy beer when we were at the store today. Also, quite appreciative of the reminder.

 

[Jeff Vader]

I dunno, I guess this is makeup for saying I didn't want my son growing up like Homer.

sorry for narrating like an espn announcer on crack

(I did keep the video rolling this time)

 

[King_Kelly]

I dunno, I guess this is makeup for saying I didn't want my son growing up like Homer.

sorry for narrating like an espn announcer on crack

(I did keep the video rolling this time)

:boner:

 

[Bogart]

Just took a SoCo and lime shot (ok 2 ####s) and didn't tape them.

Slipping.

 

[Bogart]

I dunno, I guess this is makeup for saying I didn't want my son growing up like Homer.

sorry for narrating like an espn announcer on crack

(I did keep the video rolling this time)

:boner:

:megaboner:

 

[Guster]

I dunno, I guess this is makeup for saying I didn't want my son growing up like Homer.

sorry for narrating like an espn announcer on crack

(I did keep the video rolling this time)

Again with the rapid face scratching By far my favorite shot vid twitch

 

[Jeff Vader]

I dunno, I guess this is makeup for saying I didn't want my son growing up like Homer.

sorry for narrating like an espn announcer on crack

(I did keep the video rolling this time)

Again with the rapid face scratching By far my favorite shot vid twitch

Yea I don't what's up with that. It's not like I walk around all day obsessively scratching my face.

 

[Guster]

For Jeff Vader, all in good fun

 

[Jeff Vader]

For Jeff Vader, all in good fun

nice t-shirt.

 

[nysportsfan]

For Jeff Vader, all in good fun

probably a bad idea. I like the shutter, did it come up off camera?

 

[Guster]

For Jeff Vader, all in good fun

Ha! No. I just suck at dealing with large quantities of fluids in my mouth

 

[Jeff Vader]

For Jeff Vader, all in good fun

sticking your tongue out like Jenna Jameson clears these things up.

 

[Bogart]

These fighters have more sponsors than NASCAR.

 

[Jeff Vader]

For Jeff Vader, all in good fun

in the morning, when I'm sober, i'm going to regret writing this.

 

[Mr.Pack]

For Jeff Vader, all in good fun

 

[Guster]

For Jeff Vader, all in good fun

 

[Mr.Pack]

Guys, check out my daughters youtube channel

My daughter is the redhead.

 

[Guster]

Guys, check out my daughters youtube channel

My daughter is the redhead.

Not sure you want to be posting stuff like that at this time of night /homer

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Guys, check out my daughters youtube channel

My daughter is the redhead.

Where's her shot?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Not sure if it's national yet, but Miller Lite is advertising a shotgun beer around here. It's a beer with a notch on the top and their pitch is "It pours better"

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Hello Exactly

 

[Guster]

Wow. That was like a magic trick

 

[Guster]

My apartment is right on the route for the flying pig marathon, so I'm out front cheering the runners on. The first three racers are literally miles ahead of the other runners. Kinda cool seeing how fast some of these people are