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Vader video = 45 speed, shots, in a bar, with cute girl.Sam video = 33 speed, beer, at home, with beer loving dog.

Your compare and contrast essays are due Monday morning.

 
'Guster said:
My apartment is right on the route for the flying pig marathon, so I'm out front cheering the runners on. The first three racers are literally miles ahead of the other runners. Kinda cool seeing how fast some of these people are
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It would have been good shtick to throw on some goggles, wrap a couple tan towels around your head, then lean out your window and scream like a
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My stupid wife gave me her stupid germs and I spent all day in bed yesterday. After taking Dyl to his baseball & soccer games of course. Missed the derby. ####. "I'll have another", yeah, no way I'm dropping at least $50 on that. :wall:

Guster, sorry I missed your phone call.

 
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'Mr. Pickles said:
'Jeff Vader said:
I dunno, I guess this is makeup for saying I didn't want my son growing up like Homer.

sorry for narrating like an espn announcer on crack

(I did keep the video rolling this time)
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I would have appreciated more porn at the end.
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I'll submit this request to my assistant and get back to you. However, please be aware that I do this with some personal risk. In addition to being a slayer of Slutty Redheads, my assistant is also a world class capoeira fighter.

That said, I understand that me getting pummeled by a cute 100 lbs blond girl may be even more amusing than porn, so for the sake of GMTAN entertainment, I'll make your request and hope for the best.

 
'St. Louis Bob said:
My stupid wife gave me her stupid germs and I spent all day in bed yesterday. After taking Dyl to his baseball & soccer games of course. Missed the derby. ####. "I'll have another", yeah, no way I'm dropping at least $50 on that. :wall:

Guster, sorry I missed your phone call.
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Whoops... Looks like I pocket dialed you. I think that's the first time I've pocket dialed a GMTANer :thumbup:
 
Mentioned on Friday that I had a 7-essay job application to finish by Monday at midnight, and a house to put on the market on Wednesday. PLan was to help my wife put all our extra crap (everything but what we would use to show the house) in a "Pod" (those things are awesome by the way) on Saturday, so I could spend all day sunday finishing the draft essays, and then edit on Monday.

Got up early yesterday, felt good. The Old Man (wife's dad) had fixed the leaky third floor toilet the night before, so that was the last "fix-up project" to be done. Had spent 1000 to repaint the house, floor to ceiling. Spent another I-don't-know-house-much on new carpets for the second floor. Solid. Ready to sell. Just need to move crap out. Wife and I went to grab a little breakfast, then went to check on our kids who spent the night at a friend's house. Hung out a little while, got back home around 10am, ready to go.

As we pull up, we hear something funny from inside. Very loud and very funny. It sounded like it was raining inside the house. But of course, that isn't possible, right? Oh, but it's possible. Very possible. Sometime while we were gone, the third floor toilet exploded, and water was POURING down onto our kitchen floor. There was about a 1/2 inch of standing water in the kitchen. Second floor was a mess.

I found the water shut off valve for the house to stop the bleeding. Called some friends to come help IMMEDIDIATELY. Called the Old Man. The f%%cker. Started putting towels down. Realized that I couldn't find my wife, so I went searching. Found her in the second floor closet crying. Jesus H. Christ, I can't stand to see a woman cry, especially my wife. Makes me want to punch somebody in the nose.

Sent the Old Man to buy a dozen fans. Spent yesterday and today getting the water completely up, tearing out the wet drywall on the kitchel ceiling and second floor ceiling. And, of course, filling up the Pod with any dry stuff we had left (a bunch). Had some good friends come help. You really know who your friends are at times like this.

Put up fans to dry it all out. Things are actually not too bad shape. Painter and drywall guy come tomorrow to check it out. Will have to puch the house listing back a little bit. A little worried about the hardwood floor in the kitchen.

Told my wife that this is precisely why we have rainy day money. All will be ok. As disasters go, this is easy. I could not imagine coming home to find something wrong with my kids. THAT is a disaster, this is a bump. Times like this make me appreciate my wife and family. I know that i've complained about her here in years past. For those wondering, the last couple of years have been better. We still have our speedbumps, but I love her to death, and adore her body, which helps. Anyway. . . . . Probably too much info.

I don't know when I'm going to finish these #######ed essays. Frig. At work now, getting started. Going to be a late night, I guess.

 
'Sweet J said:
Got up early yesterday, felt good. The Old Man (wife's dad) had fixed the leaky third floor toilet the night before, so that was the last "fix-up project" to be done....

As we pull up, we hear something funny from inside. Very loud and very funny. It sounded like it was raining inside the house. But of course, that isn't possible, right? Oh, but it's possible. Very possible. Sometime while we were gone, the third floor toilet exploded, and water was POURING down onto our kitchen floor. There was about a 1/2 inch of standing water in the kitchen. Second floor was a mess.
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What the hell did he do to the toilet?
 
'Marvin said:
'Sweet J said:
Got up early yesterday, felt good. The Old Man (wife's dad) had fixed the leaky third floor toilet the night before, so that was the last "fix-up project" to be done....

As we pull up, we hear something funny from inside. Very loud and very funny. It sounded like it was raining inside the house. But of course, that isn't possible, right? Oh, but it's possible. Very possible. Sometime while we were gone, the third floor toilet exploded, and water was POURING down onto our kitchen floor. There was about a 1/2 inch of standing water in the kitchen. Second floor was a mess.
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What the hell did he do to the toilet?
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As far as I can tell, and using all my expertise as a godawful handyman, he tightened some sort of washer-thingy that was connecting a twisty hose-thingy to a connector valve-thingy. He then turned the valve off and instructed my wife to NOT touch anythign on the toilet until he could come back and check his work the next day. Advice and recommendation that, of course, she ignored. She didn't want to have to walk downstairs in the middle of the night to pee, so she turned the valve off and on as she needed to go. Or at least that is what I've been able to piece together. Good god almighty.

 
'Sweet J said:
'Marvin said:
'Sweet J said:
Got up early yesterday, felt good. The Old Man (wife's dad) had fixed the leaky third floor toilet the night before, so that was the last "fix-up project" to be done....

As we pull up, we hear something funny from inside. Very loud and very funny. It sounded like it was raining inside the house. But of course, that isn't possible, right? Oh, but it's possible. Very possible. Sometime while we were gone, the third floor toilet exploded, and water was POURING down onto our kitchen floor. There was about a 1/2 inch of standing water in the kitchen. Second floor was a mess.
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What the hell did he do to the toilet?
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As far as I can tell, and using all my expertise as a godawful handyman, he tightened some sort of washer-thingy that was connecting a twisty hose-thingy to a connector valve-thingy. He then turned the valve off and instructed my wife to NOT touch anythign on the toilet until he could come back and check his work the next day. Advice and recommendation that, of course, she ignored. She didn't want to have to walk downstairs in the middle of the night to pee, so she turned the valve off and on as she needed to go. Or at least that is what I've been able to piece together. Good god almighty.
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:lmao: Yeah that doesn't make a lot of sense. But I do know if you don't have everything where the supply line comes in just right it's a disaster waiting to happen.
 
can someone link me a thorn video? wife wants to see it since she doesn't remember why she thinks he's so hot.

 
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Finished my last essay. Have a cold, started drinking, and high on Sudafed. Going home and will do my edits/rewrites tomorrow. I want to punch somebody in the balls.

 
'Disco Stu said:
Trying to sorta catch up...1. GL Krista... and Mr Krista.2. ####### Mavs.2. Kinda drunk but taking the day off tomorrow.3. GM, hire movers. Totally worth it.4. Speaking of movers, I might put an offer on a house in the next twelve hours.5. Is Catfish Cal's pirate shirt just a coincidence? Or is he intentionally matching the treasure hunting theme?6. GF will be invited to move into the new house, which means I"m ever closer to being a poor, dumb *******.7. There seems to be some sort of "responsible adult" thing happening here.8. I just made crock pot chicken to pics/videos from my "glory days". RIP9. Wish I hadn't numbered these.
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You just lost a listener.
 
I got called over to one of our properties this morning to chaperone the cast and crew of an A&E show that they are filming at one of our storage units. Not Storage Wars. Apparently it's some kind of investigative show that they have. This episode is about a woman who killed her husband and stuck him in the garage hoping he would "disentigrate". I guess they are using one of our units as the garage.

Pretty cool so far. There are trucks and lots of equipment and grips and the like.

 
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