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[Marvin]

I think I've posted about the brilliant "Craig James Killed 5 Hookers while at SMU" meme that's all over the college football board before.

Apparently Mike Leach is on board

And a bonus Mike Leach - Craig James cover.

I had look all this up. All I know is the guy got to the Superbowl and had like one carry.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I see everything is going alright here.

Hi buddy!

 

[King_Kelly]

I think I've posted about the brilliant "Craig James Killed 5 Hookers while at SMU" meme that's all over the college football board before.

Apparently Mike Leach is on board

And a bonus Mike Leach - Craig James cover.

I had look all this up. All I know is the guy got to the Superbowl and had like one carry.

Apparently the whole Internet hates him. And he's running for Senate in Texas. And, at one point, the second result in the autofill for 'Craig James' at Google was 'Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU' because of all the traffic. And until Peyton Hillis came along, he was the last white guy to rush for over 1000 yards in a season. And Mike Leach thinks he's an #######, which is cool because I both like Mike Leach and think Craig James is an #######.

 

[Thorn]

I think I've posted about the brilliant "Craig James Killed 5 Hookers while at SMU" meme that's all over the college football board before.

Apparently Mike Leach is on board

And a bonus Mike Leach - Craig James cover.

I had look all this up. All I know is the guy got to the Superbowl and had like one carry.

Apparently the whole Internet hates him. And he's running for Senate in Texas. And, at one point, the second result in the autofill for 'Craig James' at Google was 'Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU' because of all the traffic. And until Peyton Hillis came along, he was the last white guy to rush for over 1000 yards in a season. And Mike Leach thinks he's an #######, which is cool because I both like Mike Leach and think Craig James is an #######.

Makes sense.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

You know you are in a quality establishment when the Barback slices his forearm open and the bartender sterilizes it with rack vodka

 

[Thorn]

You know you are in a quality establishment when the Barback slices his forearm open and the bartender sterilizes it with rack vodka

I'll take a PM for my next trip to the city.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

You know you are in a quality establishment when the Barback slices his forearm open and the bartender sterilizes it with rack vodka

Hardcore.

 

[YSR]

Friend of mine from high school has a Comedy Central half-hour special on Friday night at 11:00 EST. Rory Scovel. He's got some good stuff here and there on Youtube. I'd appreciate you drunks turning in early and watching. TIA.

 

[Marvin]

Friend of mine from high school has a Comedy Central half-hour special on Friday night at 11:00 EST. Rory Scovel. He's got some good stuff here and there on Youtube. I'd appreciate you drunks turning in early and watching. TIA.

Pfft...Like I'm going to be home at 8:00 on a Friday night. He's funny you say?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

We went to the bar after softball tonight for a few beers and some wings. My wife tagged along. She went to the bar to order a kiddie cocktail. She got carded

 

[shuke]

Hey bonzai, I keep getting spam sent from your yahoo email address. What give, brah?

 

[General Malaise]

One of my best friends rescued a couple of beagles about 10 years ago, Bean and Hank. Hank is a special kind of pup, sweet as can be, but scared of everything and mentally slooooooow. A couple of days ago, Bean had to be put down at the ripe age of 11, and I was really concerned for Hank. But about a year ago, my friend Erin took on her mom's mutt-dog, Sam, when her mom couldn't care for him any longer.

Looks like Hank's in good hands.

awwwwww

 

[kevzilla]

We went to the bar after softball tonight for a few beers and some wings. My wife tagged along. She went to the bar to order a kiddie cocktail. She got carded

Did you card her before you knocked her up?

 

[shuke]

Did someone say peeps?

 

[General Malaise]

Didn't realize that Sewanee was in the same conference as the mighty Austin College Kangaroos. At the same time my one high school buddy was going to Sewanee, I had another that was a grad assistant at Austin College. It's all YSR up in this #####.

Ma Malaise is an Austin College grad. Add the Mighty Millsaps Majors to the same athletic conference as Austin College and the greatest football team of all time.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

We went to the bar after softball tonight for a few beers and some wings. My wife tagged along. She went to the bar to order a kiddie cocktail. She got carded

Did you card her before you knocked her up?

That night?

 

[Marvin]

Most offensive way to play Draw Something.

 

[Corky]

worlds colliding on homer's facebook page.

Dated that girl in HS when I was a senior and she was a freshman. I guess PedoBear has been a part of me all along.

Watch it, that's my parent's godson's wife you're talking about there.

 

[nysportsfan]

can i get a cliff's notes on the NC kerfuffle?

In a surprising twist, people in teh south don't like gays.

North Carolina: Where you can marry your cousin, just not your gay cousin.

 

[bostonfred]

can i get a cliff's notes on the NC kerfuffle?

In a surprising twist, people in teh south don't like gays.

North Carolina: Where you can marry your cousin, just not your gay cousin.

Pretty sure you can marry your gay cousin as long as you're not the same gender. So basically you can get married, as long as you wouldn't enjoy it. Like everyone else.

 

[Disco Stu]

Most offensive way to play Draw Something.

Excellent shtick. oll

 

[Osaurus]

I get to kill some time on my "vacation" in WI next week with a phone interview. Two birds and what not.

 

[Apes with Guns]

hey GM, I have a question:

What is the best way to get dirt stains out of youth baseball pants? I've tried SHOUT, and OXYCLEAN, but there are still stained. I know it's dirt because I licked them.

Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.

 

[Drifter]

Dear pooping buddy,

You came into the stall after me and I know I sometimes loiter a bit, but when you hear me start to wrap things up, please don't coordinate with me so that we exit our stalls together. It's uncomfortable seeing someone face to face seconds after singing a butt duet together.

Yours in Poop Christ,

Drifter

 

[Marvin]

Found this funny but I promised myself I would stay out of those threads. 2 hot lesbians

 

[pricklypete]

Shuke Interrupted During Breastfeeding

Courtesy of : ODoylerules

 

[pricklypete]

Shuke Interrupted During Breastfeeding

Courtesy of : ODoylerules

Action Shot courtesy of jamny.

 

[General Malaise]

hey GM, I have a question:What is the best way to get dirt stains out of youth baseball pants? I've tried SHOUT, and OXYCLEAN, but there are still stained. I know it's dirt because I licked them. Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.

I have no clue. My wife doesn't really let me do laundry.

 

[Corky]

page 2 bump

 

[shuke]

Shuke Interrupted During Breastfeeding

Courtesy of : ODoylerules

Action Shot courtesy of jamny.

OMG that is hot

 

[Marvin]

We have 2 people that are leaving at the end of the school year. One is a VP who is getting promoted to principal at another school. The other is a female English teacher who is batcrap crazy. She's moving to NYC (long story and batcrap crazy as well).

Today the sent around a couple of "good luck/goodbye" cards for us to sign.

For the guy that is moving on I signed "Good luck. Your secret is always safe with me."

For the chick moving to NYC I wrote "'If you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere' Neil Diamond"

 

[phishphan]

We have 2 people that are leaving at the end of the school year. One is a VP who is getting promoted to principal at another school. The other is a female English teacher who is batcrap crazy. She's moving to NYC (long story and batcrap crazy as well).Today the sent around a couple of "good luck/goodbye" cards for us to sign.For the guy that is moving on I signed "Good luck. Your secret is always safe with me."For the chick moving to NYC I wrote "'If you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere' Neil Diamond"

I love that you use that schtick in both worlds

 

[General Malaise]

We have 2 people that are leaving at the end of the school year. One is a VP who is getting promoted to principal at another school. The other is a female English teacher who is batcrap crazy. She's moving to NYC (long story and batcrap crazy as well).Today the sent around a couple of "good luck/goodbye" cards for us to sign.For the guy that is moving on I signed "Good luck. Your secret is always safe with me."For the chick moving to NYC I wrote "'If you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere' Neil Diamond"

I love that you use that schtick in both worlds

 

[Bogart]

We have 2 people that are leaving at the end of the school year. One is a VP who is getting promoted to principal at another school. The other is a female English teacher who is batcrap crazy. She's moving to NYC (long story and batcrap crazy as well).Today the sent around a couple of "good luck/goodbye" cards for us to sign.For the guy that is moving on I signed "Good luck. Your secret is always safe with me."For the chick moving to NYC I wrote "'If you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere' Neil Diamond"

I love that you use that schtick in both worlds

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Dear pooping buddy,You came into the stall after me and I know I sometimes loiter a bit, but when you hear me start to wrap things up, please don't coordinate with me so that we exit our stalls together. It's uncomfortable seeing someone face to face seconds after singing a butt duet together.Yours in Poop Christ,Drifter

wait he came into your stall?

 

[Drifter]

Dear pooping buddy,You came into the stall after me and I know I sometimes loiter a bit, but when you hear me start to wrap things up, please don't coordinate with me so that we exit our stalls together. It's uncomfortable seeing someone face to face seconds after singing a butt duet together.Yours in Poop Christ,Drifter

wait he came into your stall?

Is that unusual where you work?

 

[Apes with Guns]

found out one of my friends is leaving for a new job.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

she has a new boyfriend.

I dont get this. At all. She acted like less than a bump on a log while you worked to try to save your marriage (and by your account she was likely the same in her first marriage). Not to mention the stress of figuring it all out with the kids as you mentioned..Yet she wants to have a boyfriend? No comprende.

Hang in there Bogart.

 

[Marvin]

she has a new boyfriend.

I dont get this. At all. She acted like less than a bump on a log while you worked to try to save your marriage (and by your account she was likely the same in her first marriage). Not to mention the stress of figuring it all out with the kids as you mentioned..Yet she wants to have a boyfriend? No comprende.

Hang in there Bogart.

I don't get it either. Women are usually such logical and sane creatures.

 

[Thorn]

Is 'The Wizard' shtick worse that AE's Red Forman shtick? I didn't think it possible, but now I don't know.

 

[Marvin]

Is 'The Wizard' shtick worse that AE's Red Forman shtick? I didn't think it possible, but now I don't know.

I am constantly amazed at how horrible this guy is.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Is 'The Wizard' shtick worse that AE's Red Forman shtick? I didn't think it possible, but now I don't know.

I am constantly amazed at how horrible this guy is.

Yeah, Thorn is pretty unbearable

 

[Bogart]

she has a new boyfriend.

I dont get this. At all. She acted like less than a bump on a log while you worked to try to save your marriage (and by your account she was likely the same in her first marriage). Not to mention the stress of figuring it all out with the kids as you mentioned..Yet she wants to have a boyfriend? No comprende.

Hang in there Bogart.

I don't get it either. Women are usually such logical and sane creatures.

I will admit I didn't completely unwrap this, and not really ready to yet, but will sometime soon.I can tell you that he is 400 miles away and much MUCH older than her. So take from that what you will.

 

[Marvin]

Can anyone think of a more worthless and unappealing fund-raiser than a Spaghetti Feed?

I sure as hell can't.

 

[Guster]

Can anyone think of a more worthless and unappealing fund-raiser than a Spaghetti Feed? I sure as hell can't.

bean supper?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We have 2 people that are leaving at the end of the school year. One is a VP who is getting promoted to principal at another school. The other is a female English teacher who is batcrap crazy. She's moving to NYC (long story and batcrap crazy as well).Today the sent around a couple of "good luck/goodbye" cards for us to sign.For the guy that is moving on I signed "Good luck. Your secret is always safe with me."For the chick moving to NYC I wrote "'If you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere' Neil Diamond"

I love that you use that schtick in both worlds

green balloons

Can anyone think of a more worthless and unappealing fund-raiser than a Spaghetti Feed? I sure as hell can't.

A what now?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We had Cal's IEP 2nd grade exit meeting today at his school. There I was at a 10 foot conference room table, me sitting at the head, and 9 very cute women. It was a very long meeting and I HATE meetings. At one point I thought about how every single one of them had a (given a BJ) in their mouth. Is that wrong?

 

[kevzilla]

Can anyone think of a more worthless and unappealing fund-raiser than a Spaghetti Feed? I sure as hell can't.

"Feed" is the problem here. "Fest" is better; it would imply a celebration of the Italian zest for life. "Feed" implies "Step up to the trough, folks, there's plenty more nominally-edible swill where that came from!"

We had Cal's IEP 2nd grade exit meeting today at his school. There I was at a 10 foot conference room table, me sitting at the head, and 9 very cute women. It was a very long meeting and I HATE meetings. At one point I thought about how every single one of them had a (given a BJ) in their mouth. Is that wrong?

As long as you're not asking Mrs. SLB, I'm sure it's fine. And congrats.

 

[Gadzooks]

she has a new boyfriend.

I dont get this. At all. She acted like less than a bump on a log while you worked to try to save your marriage (and by your account she was likely the same in her first marriage). Not to mention the stress of figuring it all out with the kids as you mentioned..Yet she wants to have a boyfriend? No comprende.

Hang in there Bogart.

I don't get it either. Women are usually such logical and sane creatures.

I will admit I didn't completely unwrap this, and not really ready to yet, but will sometime soon.I can tell you that he is 400 miles away and much MUCH older than her. So take from that what you will.

Out of curiosity, how much older is he than her and is she ok with the age difference and is she willing to make a life with him despite her over-bearing parents not approving of the relationship? Just curious.

 

[YSR]

Guster sent me a care package of assorted P&G products, which was greatly appreciated. But the prize, imo, was the can of Skyline chili that was included. I've heard you guys talk about this stuff for a few years now, and I'm thrilled to have the opportunity to sample it.

The question is, do I wait for Romo to get back into town (he's currently slaving away in FL moving our furniture out of our house down there), or do I pretend the chili never happened and hog it all for myself? Also, is this better as, say, hotdog chili or do I eat it straight from the bowl? Need some Cincinnati input.