You know what's worse than waking up naked, not knowing where you are and not really remembering last night? Doing all of that and then realizing you're in a bouncy house.I drank beer all afternoon in the sun and then switched to jack and cokes for the rest of the night. Not the greatest of ideas. I was at a big cookout on the lake and there were a ton of little kids there so the people throwing the party had a rented a bouncy house for the kids. I only knew a handful of people there and the "single chicks" that my friend was trying to set me up were all less than attractive. This made me drink more. Once it started getting dark alot of people started leaving because they had their kids with them. By about 10-ish, there were only 9 of us left and we were sitting around a campfire and I realized that I only knew 1 of the people that were still there and it was the girl that lived there and I only really know her through one of my other friends. Pretty sure I started telling them to call me either "CatFish Bill" or "Super-Thorn". This is where I kinda blackout.Thankfully upon waking up in the bouncy house, I found my clothes rolled up in a ball that I apparently used as a pillow. I quickly got dressed, though I was giggling the whole time, because, well, I woke up freakin naked in a bouncy house. I was hoping no one would be around and I could make a quick exit. Just as I get out of the bouncy house, there's an Asian guy standing there with a weird smile and 2 cups of coffee. Finally I said "good morning" and he smiled again and said "Good morning Mr. CatFish Bill". You have no idea how badly I wish I could've video taped it. Thinking about how weird this entire situation was, I could only think of one thing that would make it more weird so I then asked him "by any chance, is your name Hock Meng Tay?" He said no and then turned around and walked away. I made it to my car but then the girl that threw the party came out and stopped me before I could make my get-away. She said she was just coming out to check on me and couldn't believe how drunk everyone got at the end of the night. I told her I didn't really remember much and I apologized for whatever bad things I probably did. She said "you don't have to apologize for anything, you were hilarious last night and everyone here loved you even though they had no idea who you were." I guess at the end of the night, 2 guys were daring each other to do dumb things like walk bare foot in the camp fire or go jump in the lake with all their clothes on. Then one said to the other: "I bet you couldn't even stand up inside the bouncy house right now, I'll give you $10 if you go in there and jump around" Apparently I then got up and gave the guy $20 and said "I'll do it!" and then I ran and jumped in the bouncy house and started bouncing around like an idiot. I guess they tried to give me back my $20 plus the original $10 they were betting, but I refused because "this is so worth the money". I also found a bunch of straws in my pocket. Apparently I stole them from the party. I'm gonna go take a nap now.
ALSO!
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