St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Yeah, TO CHEAT DEATH!Take a wet nap with you. hthI guess I could have requested a dude but I'll stick to chicks for now.Going to work on your gay chicken skills?
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EYLive
Footballguy
Cool.All last week, the local weather forcast for Sunday was 80 degrees. That sh#t topped out at 72, and hovered around 68 w/ gray skies all day. What a drag. I was really hoping to goad some girls to hit the beach with me if it was hot, but noooooo. The forecaster lied to me and ruined my hopes and dreams.Recap of one of the better weekends I've had in a LONG time. - Friday hung out with chick I've been seeing and starting to really like. Made some Mexican fare, Margaritas, etc. After the second go around, she said, "Where the #### have you been my entire life? I've been having bad sechs. Those younger guys couldn't find the spots you found if I gave them a map."- Saturday I got to golf with my brother on perhaps the nicest day of the year. Had a few beers, played 18, etc. He said to me, "This is the old nysportsfan. It hasn't been like this in years." He's right of course, it's been a long time since I've been this happy.-Sunday I got the whole family together for a father's day brunch, then BBQ'd later in the day. The menue: poblano peppers stuffed with cheddar cheese, a bit of rice, and oregano/salt/pepper. Chicken breasts stuffed with kalamata olives, goat cheese, tyme, and roasted peppers. Sauce was poblano peppers, walnut oil, and other things. Pretty damn good
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'm sorry to hear about your beautiful weather.Cool.All last week, the local weather forcast for Sunday was 80 degrees. That sh#t topped out at 72, and hovered around 68 w/ gray skies all day. What a drag. I was really hoping to goad some girls to hit the beach with me if it was hot, but noooooo. The forecaster lied to me and ruined my hopes and dreams.Recap of one of the better weekends I've had in a LONG time. - Friday hung out with chick I've been seeing and starting to really like. Made some Mexican fare, Margaritas, etc. After the second go around, she said, "Where the #### have you been my entire life? I've been having bad sechs. Those younger guys couldn't find the spots you found if I gave them a map."
Thorn
Footballguy
'Thorn said:
I've never been married (or divorced). She's 29.
Stoneys
MudCat
OK...So this weekend was long, but a friggin' blast.We got to the track and had the 2 tents and canopy set up in no time. Got the car off the trailer and covered and then just hung out until 10pm when they started closing the gates (Mrs Stoneys was staying at the track with her Dad, but I had to get back to my parents.Woke up early after not getting a good nights sleep. I don't know why, probably just too excited for the weekend. Well, it wasn't going to deter me. Had a cup of coffee and a banana for breakfast, then me and my Dad headed to the golf course. We had to stop to get gas, so I grabbed an AMP to give me a little more pick me up. Got to the golf course mulled around a bit, then started with a shotgun start. This was my first time out this year, as well as my Dad's as he is still recovering from foot surgery. Thankfully this was a 4 man scramble. Course was tough, but we got through it. After golf, we headed to the local VFW (it was their outing) to have lunch and await our door prizes. Usually nothing fancy, but I did win a $25 gift card to a local restaurant which I gave to my Dad as his prize was a hat, t-shirt and golf balls. Left to Vets and stopped at the local Moose to sign the book (Moose is across the street from the Vets so, why not). Had a beer there, before I needed to high tail it back to the track.My wife sent me text updates of how her Dad was doing since I was missing it. He ran a 2 consecutive 10.04s in time trials, then ran a 9.95 in the first round of eliminations, but red lit (started before green). The 9.95 was his fastest run ever. Man what a drag to miss that, even if he red lit. He was able to buy back in for the next round. Here he ran a 10.12, no red light, but lost. DAMN...I got to the track around 5pm and again, it was just low key but great to hang out and watch some fun racing.Sunday, there was only 1 time trial before eliminations. Here my FIL ran a 10.06. No red light either. Seemed like it was gonna be a good day. The car was running good. My wife and her 2 sisters were there, FIL's brother was there and his sister brought their Mom and Dad up. It was a whole family affair. Great weather although overcast. Well, they call his class for 1st round of eliminations. We get down to the track and get in line. He dialed in at a 10.02. Does a good burnout, gets a great jump of the starting line but I see he runs a 10.17?? Just didn't seem right, I head back to our pit/camp area to see if he is gonna buy back in. I see his brother and my one SIL walking up...she yells that he was off the side of the return road and it looks like he might be brokedown. DAMN...I start walking and walking and walking...finally get down to the end of the cool down stretch where I can cross over. His brother was there, but FIL wasn't. Uncle had driven a car up, and FIL took it back to get the truck and trailer. The yoke on the drive shaft broke...Oh, well, we'll get'em next time.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EemZ4ntfOqE Car comin off the trailerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYdGSt57pto 10.06 runhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fofgoj2cjGw 10.17 run
Notorious T.R.E.
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'Thorn said:
I stayed silent. 
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Notorious T.R.E.
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Note to SLB: Bring veggies for next camping trip.
flysack
Footballguy
Oooof. My notebook is the worst. For some reason I thought you were another divorced dad like Zooks, Guster, & Fish.She's definitely cute, and lacks the 1,000 yard stare of Knuckles.'Thorn said:
(also she's definitely cute - well done, sir)
ETA:
at the bold.
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General Malaise
Footballguy
I upgraded the OS on my blackberry (Note to any other people using a blackberry and I doubt there are because it's the biggest piece of crap device ever made - NEVER UPGRADE THE OS) thinking it might help with texts...it made it worse. Now I only have a choice to reply to one person at a time.Just take me off the text machines for good. I quit.I thought that was by choice? I will rectify.'YSR said:Guess I've been unsubscribed.'Thorn said:
SofaKings
Footballguy
Yeah, TO CHEAT DEATH!Take a wet nap with you. hthI guess I could have requested a dude but I'll stick to chicks for now.
General Malaise
Footballguy
This one lets me order pitchers of captain morgan and diet coke.I only eat Famous Dave's if I arrive on Scupper's party boatWe had Famous Dave's for lunch today, but instead of delivery, I like to go pick it up. Free beer while I wait at the bar for it. WINNING!
Also, had the Manhandler, but subbed pork for brisket and topped it with slaw. Outstanding for a chain.
If I lived in Louisiana, I wouldn't have to eat at Famous Daves either. Not much BBQ in Tualatin.Today, the assistant manager of Dicky Joes waltzed into our office and asked if we'd ever had their burgers. We assured her we had and she left us a huge coupon for free food all day today. Not believer her, my trader zipped over at 11 and came back with 5 bacon cheeseburgers, 3 chocolate shakes, 3 orders of fries and 2 onion rings. ALL FREE! No catch.
Hey 5 Guys - SUCK IT IN THE DOOR!
General Malaise
Footballguy
Tom Cruise goes topless and pretends to be a singer? Bombed at the box office. There is a god afterall.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Would anybody like to discuss this? Maybe I should take it to the other thread...I was sitting on the edge the pool when another guy sits next to me and says he know me from somewhere. I asked him where he lived and he is in the same subdivision as me. Probably sees me walking. I get a lot of that. Cool dude, has a 7 year old named Dylan he was there with. I tell him that I hear that the pool on Friday night is the place to be. He replies he stopped drinking seven years ago and all of this people are swingers. "I've been up there and to their parties. They all end the same, everybody gets naked and starts doing the slip n' slide".I guess my instincts were right once again. I've been around a new big group of strangers many times and I've never been so "accepted" by everyone, ever. Usually there is 10-20% of people that welcome you with open arms. Another 50-60% that are indifferent and the rest that want you to go away because they like things the way they are. I knew something was very different and as hot as the broads are, only Mr. SLB has ever touched Mrs. SLB in that way and that's the way I like it. Gadzooks can have her after I die of course. Still planning in my mind how to play these cards...
Rock of Ages is a broadway musical they turned into a movie.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_of_Ages_%28musical%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_of_Ages_%28musical%29
General Malaise
Footballguy
Jesus...my buddy and his family spent TEN hours inside on Saturday watching his daughter's dance recitals (it was gorgeous outside). She appeared for maybe - MAYBE - 20 minutes total. I don't know how you guys do it. Why do these things require so much time?
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'd discuss it if for no other reason than this thread is awfully quiet today, but I have no experience at all with this subject. I never get invited to pool parties and I haven't run into any neighbors who want to swap spouses or engage in gang bangs. I don't even know how this comes up in conversation. I obviously need new friends.Would anybody like to discuss this? Maybe I should take it to the other thread...I was sitting on the edge the pool when another guy sits next to me and says he know me from somewhere. I asked him where he lived and he is in the same subdivision as me. Probably sees me walking. I get a lot of that. Cool dude, has a 7 year old named Dylan he was there with. I tell him that I hear that the pool on Friday night is the place to be. He replies he stopped drinking seven years ago and all of this people are swingers. "I've been up there and to their parties. They all end the same, everybody gets naked and starts doing the slip n' slide".
EYLive
Footballguy
Yes, more details please. I just didn't want to be the perv that asked for pics if your new sexy friends and stuff.Would anybody like to discuss this? Maybe I should take it to the other thread...I was sitting on the edge the pool when another guy sits next to me and says he know me from somewhere. I asked him where he lived and he is in the same subdivision as me. Probably sees me walking. I get a lot of that. Cool dude, has a 7 year old named Dylan he was there with. I tell him that I hear that the pool on Friday night is the place to be. He replies he stopped drinking seven years ago and all of this people are swingers. "I've been up there and to their parties. They all end the same, everybody gets naked and starts doing the slip n' slide".
:Raider Nation:
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I think it boils down to two options: You're willing to let other people #### your wife or you are not willing to let other people #### your wife. If it's the former, then grow a sweet 'stache, throw on a thong, and buy some robes. If it's the latter, then plan to be pool friends and pool friends only with these people. OR you can sneak out to the parties when they have them and chance losing half your stuff... plus the potential that your #### just falls off one day.ETA: So I guess I was wrong. There are three options.Would anybody like to discuss this? Maybe I should take it to the other thread...I was sitting on the edge the pool when another guy sits next to me and says he know me from somewhere. I asked him where he lived and he is in the same subdivision as me. Probably sees me walking. I get a lot of that. Cool dude, has a 7 year old named Dylan he was there with. I tell him that I hear that the pool on Friday night is the place to be. He replies he stopped drinking seven years ago and all of this people are swingers. "I've been up there and to their parties. They all end the same, everybody gets naked and starts doing the slip n' slide".
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Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Orgy chicken, obviously.I'd discuss it if for no other reason than this thread is awfully quiet today, but I have no experience at all with this subject. I never get invited to pool parties and I haven't run into any neighbors who want to swap spouses or engage in gang bangs. I don't even know how this comes up in conversation. I obviously need new friends.Would anybody like to discuss this? Maybe I should take it to the other thread...I was sitting on the edge the pool when another guy sits next to me and says he know me from somewhere. I asked him where he lived and he is in the same subdivision as me. Probably sees me walking. I get a lot of that. Cool dude, has a 7 year old named Dylan he was there with. I tell him that I hear that the pool on Friday night is the place to be. He replies he stopped drinking seven years ago and all of this people are swingers. "I've been up there and to their parties. They all end the same, everybody gets naked and starts doing the slip n' slide".
General Malaise
Footballguy
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EYLive
Footballguy
I bought my condo last year partially based on the hot jogger girls that lived in the building. I've seen them maybe twice since moved in. I was hoping life would be like Melrose Place, but in reality it's more like Golden Girls.I'd discuss it if for no other reason than this thread is awfully quiet today, but I have no experience at all with this subject. I never get invited to pool parties and I haven't run into any neighbors who want to swap spouses or engage in gang bangs. I don't even know how this comes up in conversation. I obviously need new friends.Would anybody like to discuss this? Maybe I should take it to the other thread...I was sitting on the edge the pool when another guy sits next to me and says he know me from somewhere. I asked him where he lived and he is in the same subdivision as me. Probably sees me walking. I get a lot of that. Cool dude, has a 7 year old named Dylan he was there with. I tell him that I hear that the pool on Friday night is the place to be. He replies he stopped drinking seven years ago and all of this people are swingers. "I've been up there and to their parties. They all end the same, everybody gets naked and starts doing the slip n' slide".
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'd discuss it if for no other reason than this thread is awfully quiet today, but I have no experience at all with this subject. I never get invited to pool parties and I haven't run into any neighbors who want to swap spouses or engage in gang bangs. I don't even know how this comes up in conversation. I obviously need new friends.Would anybody like to discuss this? Maybe I should take it to the other thread...I was sitting on the edge the pool when another guy sits next to me and says he know me from somewhere. I asked him where he lived and he is in the same subdivision as me. Probably sees me walking. I get a lot of that. Cool dude, has a 7 year old named Dylan he was there with. I tell him that I hear that the pool on Friday night is the place to be. He replies he stopped drinking seven years ago and all of this people are swingers. "I've been up there and to their parties. They all end the same, everybody gets naked and starts doing the slip n' slide".
I think it boils down to two options: You're willing to let other people #### your wife or you are not willing to let other people #### your wife. If it's the former, then grow a sweet 'stache, throw on a thong, and buy some robes. If it's the latter, then plan to be pool friends and pool friends only with these people. OR you can sneak out to the parties when they have them and chance losing half your stuff... plus the potential that your #### just falls off one day.ETA: So I guess I was wrong. There are three options.Would anybody like to discuss this? Maybe I should take it to the other thread...I was sitting on the edge the pool when another guy sits next to me and says he know me from somewhere. I asked him where he lived and he is in the same subdivision as me. Probably sees me walking. I get a lot of that. Cool dude, has a 7 year old named Dylan he was there with. I tell him that I hear that the pool on Friday night is the place to be. He replies he stopped drinking seven years ago and all of this people are swingers. "I've been up there and to their parties. They all end the same, everybody gets naked and starts doing the slip n' slide".
I was hoping there was a 4th option, I get to bang hot chicks and my wife is still stuck with only me.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I bought my condo last year partially based on the hot jogger girls that lived in the building. I've seen them maybe twice since moved in. I was hoping life would be like Melrose Place, but in reality it's more like Golden Girls.I'd discuss it if for no other reason than this thread is awfully quiet today, but I have no experience at all with this subject. I never get invited to pool parties and I haven't run into any neighbors who want to swap spouses or engage in gang bangs. I don't even know how this comes up in conversation. I obviously need new friends.Would anybody like to discuss this? Maybe I should take it to the other thread...I was sitting on the edge the pool when another guy sits next to me and says he know me from somewhere. I asked him where he lived and he is in the same subdivision as me. Probably sees me walking. I get a lot of that. Cool dude, has a 7 year old named Dylan he was there with. I tell him that I hear that the pool on Friday night is the place to be. He replies he stopped drinking seven years ago and all of this people are swingers. "I've been up there and to their parties. They all end the same, everybody gets naked and starts doing the slip n' slide".
General Malaise
Footballguy
Option 4: He dresses up like James Spader in "Sex, Lies & Videotape" and convinces them all he's a 'film maker' specializing in white collar sex orgies.I think it boils down to two options: You're willing to let other people #### your wife or you are not willing to let other people #### your wife. If it's the former, then grow a sweet 'stache, throw on a thong, and buy some robes. If it's the latter, then plan to be pool friends and pool friends only with these people. OR you can sneak out to the parties when they have them and chance losing half your stuff... plus the potential that your #### just falls off one day.ETA: So I guess I was wrong. There are three options.Would anybody like to discuss this? Maybe I should take it to the other thread...I was sitting on the edge the pool when another guy sits next to me and says he know me from somewhere. I asked him where he lived and he is in the same subdivision as me. Probably sees me walking. I get a lot of that. Cool dude, has a 7 year old named Dylan he was there with. I tell him that I hear that the pool on Friday night is the place to be. He replies he stopped drinking seven years ago and all of this people are swingers. "I've been up there and to their parties. They all end the same, everybody gets naked and starts doing the slip n' slide".
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
"Back in St. Olaf, people used to bang each others' wives all the time. It was quite the scandal when Mrs Sasbogadotter ended up pregnant with Mr. Yankenstrudel's twin goats. Now they just have ice cream socials at the Baskin Robbins on Saturday nights."I bought my condo last year partially based on the hot jogger girls that lived in the building. I've seen them maybe twice since moved in. I was hoping life would be like Melrose Place, but in reality it's more like Golden Girls.I'd discuss it if for no other reason than this thread is awfully quiet today, but I have no experience at all with this subject. I never get invited to pool parties and I haven't run into any neighbors who want to swap spouses or engage in gang bangs. I don't even know how this comes up in conversation. I obviously need new friends.Would anybody like to discuss this? Maybe I should take it to the other thread...I was sitting on the edge the pool when another guy sits next to me and says he know me from somewhere. I asked him where he lived and he is in the same subdivision as me. Probably sees me walking. I get a lot of that. Cool dude, has a 7 year old named Dylan he was there with. I tell him that I hear that the pool on Friday night is the place to be. He replies he stopped drinking seven years ago and all of this people are swingers. "I've been up there and to their parties. They all end the same, everybody gets naked and starts doing the slip n' slide".
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I'm trying to figure out how this differs from option 3.I'd discuss it if for no other reason than this thread is awfully quiet today, but I have no experience at all with this subject. I never get invited to pool parties and I haven't run into any neighbors who want to swap spouses or engage in gang bangs. I don't even know how this comes up in conversation. I obviously need new friends.Would anybody like to discuss this? Maybe I should take it to the other thread...I was sitting on the edge the pool when another guy sits next to me and says he know me from somewhere. I asked him where he lived and he is in the same subdivision as me. Probably sees me walking. I get a lot of that. Cool dude, has a 7 year old named Dylan he was there with. I tell him that I hear that the pool on Friday night is the place to be. He replies he stopped drinking seven years ago and all of this people are swingers. "I've been up there and to their parties. They all end the same, everybody gets naked and starts doing the slip n' slide".I think it boils down to two options: You're willing to let other people #### your wife or you are not willing to let other people #### your wife. If it's the former, then grow a sweet 'stache, throw on a thong, and buy some robes. If it's the latter, then plan to be pool friends and pool friends only with these people. OR you can sneak out to the parties when they have them and chance losing half your stuff... plus the potential that your #### just falls off one day.ETA: So I guess I was wrong. There are three options.Would anybody like to discuss this? Maybe I should take it to the other thread...I was sitting on the edge the pool when another guy sits next to me and says he know me from somewhere. I asked him where he lived and he is in the same subdivision as me. Probably sees me walking. I get a lot of that. Cool dude, has a 7 year old named Dylan he was there with. I tell him that I hear that the pool on Friday night is the place to be. He replies he stopped drinking seven years ago and all of this people are swingers. "I've been up there and to their parties. They all end the same, everybody gets naked and starts doing the slip n' slide".
-fish-
Footballguy
Only the lawyers will care:
I'm trying a case beginning next Monday. Pre-trial motions were due today. The first set we got was a third-party asking to exclude any expert witnesses, testimony or reports that weren't disclosed on time under the court's case management order. They're the only one that missed this deadline. They probably just excluded their own expert.
I'm trying a case beginning next Monday. Pre-trial motions were due today. The first set we got was a third-party asking to exclude any expert witnesses, testimony or reports that weren't disclosed on time under the court's case management order. They're the only one that missed this deadline. They probably just excluded their own expert.
EYLive
Footballguy
I like this idea, especially if there will be actual video.Option 4: He dresses up like James Spader in "Sex, Lies & Videotape" and convinces them all he's a 'film maker' specializing in white collar sex orgies.
General Malaise
Footballguy
You guys are nuts. Camping is awesome. I'm pretty bummed this summer because we won't get to do much of it.
-fish-
Footballguy
I like this guy.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Wife and I were propositioned one night when we were out of town for the weekend. Got pretty drunk at the local bar and met this couple that were nice and friendly and the chick kept flashing me her fake boobs all night. We walked back to our hotel and had a beer with them in our room. Then we told them we were going to call it a night and it was nice to meet them. The guy looked right at me and said, "I'm not going to play any games here, but I'd really like to #### your wife." I told him we were flattered but so did I and it was nice to meet them and good luck in the future. So that's my experience.
Marvin
Footballguy
My sister saw this the other day. She said "I didn't really like it at first. But once I figured out what it was supposed to be I thought it was OK." I asked her "What is it supposed to be?" She said "It's like 'Glee' with 80s rock songs."Yeah.
General Malaise
Footballguy
65 degrees today. I'm starting to understand why you folks down south hate camping. We haven't so much as smelled 85 yet this year.'St. Louis Bob said:Yeah, predicating it would be REALLY hot in the middle of June in St. Louis is on par with predicting the Cubs won't the World Series in any given year.Update to follow. I'm going to make myself some breakfast since it's Father's Day and then a REALLY stiff drink.Apparently the Boy Scouts don't give out a weather prediction merit badge.Just dropped the dog off at my B&SIL's. BIL: You're doing what? Going camping? Are you nuts? You realize it is supposed to be 60% humidity and like 110 with the heat index right?Me: It's for the Boy Scouts.BIL: Oh. Have fun!
General Malaise
Footballguy
Et tu brute? You even like the outdoors, no? My family loves to camp. Maybe it's the absence of 100 degree heat and the proximity to so much fresh water and timber that makes it great out here, but what's not to like?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Thuper!
I like camping, but hate waking up in a tent as hot as a sauna when you go in the middle of summer. Much better in the fall or spring or in Oregon aparently.
Marvin
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
I thought these guys were done, but they are all over the Jeremiah Weed commercials. Am I the only one who was severely disappointed by the sheer whiteness of their teeth? I expected ZZ Top to have yellowish, summer teeth, not pearly whites.
EYLive
Footballguy
Do you ever camp at the beach? I'd be down for beach camping cuz I could just poo, pee and bathe in the ocean instead whatever you savages do in the woods.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yeah, you don't have that problem up here unless it's in the eastern part of the state or during a massive heat wave. I've camped on Mt. Hood in August where it cracked into the 30s at night.
General Malaise
Footballguy
There's several places to camp NEAR the beach, but Oregon frowns on beach camping and you aren't going into the ocean, I don't care how many vodka shots you've had. That water will turn your penis into a grain of rice instantly.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Help Please:
Email received from ex-wife:
Email received from ex-wife:
I'm thinking DirecTV would be willing to let me take over the account instead of breaking it. Any advise?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
My wife thinks it is a keen idea and I don't lose half my stuffI'm trying to figure out how this differs from option 3.I'd discuss it if for no other reason than this thread is awfully quiet today, but I have no experience at all with this subject. I never get invited to pool parties and I haven't run into any neighbors who want to swap spouses or engage in gang bangs. I don't even know how this comes up in conversation. I obviously need new friends.Would anybody like to discuss this? Maybe I should take it to the other thread...I was sitting on the edge the pool when another guy sits next to me and says he know me from somewhere. I asked him where he lived and he is in the same subdivision as me. Probably sees me walking. I get a lot of that. Cool dude, has a 7 year old named Dylan he was there with. I tell him that I hear that the pool on Friday night is the place to be. He replies he stopped drinking seven years ago and all of this people are swingers. "I've been up there and to their parties. They all end the same, everybody gets naked and starts doing the slip n' slide".I think it boils down to two options: You're willing to let other people #### your wife or you are not willing to let other people #### your wife. If it's the former, then grow a sweet 'stache, throw on a thong, and buy some robes. If it's the latter, then plan to be pool friends and pool friends only with these people. OR you can sneak out to the parties when they have them and chance losing half your stuff... plus the potential that your #### just falls off one day.ETA: So I guess I was wrong. There are three options.Would anybody like to discuss this? Maybe I should take it to the other thread...I was sitting on the edge the pool when another guy sits next to me and says he know me from somewhere. I asked him where he lived and he is in the same subdivision as me. Probably sees me walking. I get a lot of that. Cool dude, has a 7 year old named Dylan he was there with. I tell him that I hear that the pool on Friday night is the place to be. He replies he stopped drinking seven years ago and all of this people are swingers. "I've been up there and to their parties. They all end the same, everybody gets naked and starts doing the slip n' slide".
Sorry again about that. I tend to get really truthful when I'm wasted.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
phishphan
Footballguy
Call them and tell the automated system you want to cancel. They'll put you through to the retention department. Tell them what's going on, and that you will stick with Directv if they take care of the fee, and I bet they'll help you out.
Disco Stu
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