Notorious T.R.E.
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I'm a poopstain at relationships.
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GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
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Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
YESI look left, ####er. Or do I? ####.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm not so good at stewardship.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
You peeked right at 0:13 in your last one 
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Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Oh damn, you're RIGHT. Also, pretty good swaying going on there.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Just turned this on. Will blame you if I hate it.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
CLIQUE WITHIN A CLIQUE!!!!!!!!!!!
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
How was alt.binary.shotvideos on a 2400 baud?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Frostillicus
Footballguy
You people are all dickfors.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I have a Refrigerator Perry half shirt and I just couldn't get everything to sync up for his Superbowl Shuffle verse shot video. I've spent way too much energy on this tonight. Perhaps tomorrow night.
Marvin
Footballguy
Bud Light, my friend. We're talking probably a 5.5 hour bus ride through the majestic Mojave. I need a nice, benevolent session beer. Although I know there will be jello shots and beer bongs and such on the bus. I'm going to try and pace myself. I don't want to end up puking in the bathroom at the McDonald's in Barstow. Oh, and pretty sure between the two buses (100 people) I think there will be 10 non-Mexicans...including me.
Marvin
Footballguy
When you he hit the ultra high part on the "WHEEEEE!" my cat jerked his head around like heard a chipmunk in distress.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Fire brewed.
Marvin
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
What's a dickfor?
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Trying to catch up in here, sorry if I missed anything important
T&P's to:
Heck
Pack
YSR (haircut)
GM (sunburn potential)
Any couple that may "swing" with SLB
Tanner (don't die in Vegas)
Krista: good luck
Guster: women suck
Fish: (see Guster above, good luck)
Frosty: I still hate you
T&P's to:
Heck
Pack
YSR (haircut)
GM (sunburn potential)
Any couple that may "swing" with SLB
Tanner (don't die in Vegas)
Krista: good luck
Guster: women suck
Fish: (see Guster above, good luck)
Frosty: I still hate you
Stoneys
MudCat
BigJohn
Footballguy
phishphan
Footballguy
Redbirds? The suites are pretty nice.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Hot little spinner
I'm really glad to hear this. I've been thinking about you two a lot.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I only wish you the best. I wish him like 4th or 5th best at most. Not bad wishing from strangers on the internet, though, imo.If you're happy, that's all that matters. I wish you both the best.Tecumseh/Pack, thanks to you as well. Normally I might not try to thank everyone individually, but I've been so hesitant to say anything for fear of negative reaction that I truly appreciate the support more than you could imagine.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
This was 10,000,0000 times better than I could do in any state. OK, that might not be entirely true. When I'm hammered, I'm totally the best singer EVER. And also when I'm in Arkansas.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
So you take a bus to Vegas with a bunch of strangers? But you're not old, right?
krista4
Footballguy
PM?Also, continued thanks to all you dickmittens for the support.
krista4
Footballguy
Yep. They are nice. It's a really nice park altogether.Redbirds? The suites are pretty nice.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
God bless work from home today. :dead:
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
<_< Wimps
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
I bet you use these same lines at the community pool.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I only wish you the best. I wish him like 4th or 5th best at most. Not bad wishing from strangers on the internet, though, imo.If you're happy, that's all that matters. I wish you both the best.Tecumseh/Pack, thanks to you as well. Normally I might not try to thank everyone individually, but I've been so hesitant to say anything for fear of negative reaction that I truly appreciate the support more than you could imagine.
I just know that one day Krista will arrive at my house riding a white stallion, blond hair blowing in the air, then she rescues me from my family and we ride off to Nicaragua together.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
You're not the only one looking forward to that day.I only wish you the best. I wish him like 4th or 5th best at most. Not bad wishing from strangers on the internet, though, imo.If you're happy, that's all that matters. I wish you both the best.Tecumseh/Pack, thanks to you as well. Normally I might not try to thank everyone individually, but I've been so hesitant to say anything for fear of negative reaction that I truly appreciate the support more than you could imagine.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Me too.
You're not the only one looking forward to that day.I only wish you the best. I wish him like 4th or 5th best at most. Not bad wishing from strangers on the internet, though, imo.If you're happy, that's all that matters. I wish you both the best.Tecumseh/Pack, thanks to you as well. Normally I might not try to thank everyone individually, but I've been so hesitant to say anything for fear of negative reaction that I truly appreciate the support more than you could imagine.
Jaysus
Good times!
Treat it like a ballet recital.... bring a flask.So I have another wedding tomorrow night, yet another cousin. My cheap ### uncle's daughter. He used to be so cool when I was a kid, is paying for it. This uncle used to play guitar in a band, smoke weed, hell, he took me to see KISS when I was 8. Somewhere along the line he got screwed up, including converting to the Baptist religion for a few years. His name is Tom and my other uncle always called him Tom the Baptist which still makes me giggle. Anyhow, NO BOOZE, they aren't even serving soft drinks. His solution to satiating us drunks? He is having his BIL set up a bar in his van across the street from the reception hall.This should be interesting. Needless to say, the check/gift amount is going to reflect this horrible travesty.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
So, wait, you're going to have access to booze AND a built-in excuse for leaving a wedding reception whenever you want and for however long you want? What's the problem here? I'd erect a statue for this guy. Experience says it might only reach 3 or 4 inches high, but I'd erect it anyway.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Oh I'm bringing a whole bottle of whiskey. I doubt I see much of the reception. What a clusterhucks. Talk about penny wise, pound foolish.Treat it like a ballet recital.... bring a flask.So I have another wedding tomorrow night, yet another cousin. My cheap ### uncle's daughter. He used to be so cool when I was a kid, is paying for it. This uncle used to play guitar in a band, smoke weed, hell, he took me to see KISS when I was 8. Somewhere along the line he got screwed up, including converting to the Baptist religion for a few years. His name is Tom and my other uncle always called him Tom the Baptist which still makes me giggle. Anyhow, NO BOOZE, they aren't even serving soft drinks. His solution to satiating us drunks? He is having his BIL set up a bar in his van across the street from the reception hall.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Thanks Krista.Best to both of you.'Mr.Pack said:Thanks guys.I'd be having more fun if I was slamming my fingers in drawers.'St. Louis Bob said:
Will do. You are a life saver!GLL Pack - PM me your addy, I'll mail you some beers.Damn
Thanks GBGM and good luck moving tomorrow!Best of luck to you and Mr. Krista, K4. Rooting for you, as always.
Guster, that gal is a dolt if she's dumping you. You'll be fine.
Pack, hang in there big fella. "In sickness and in health" is more than just a throw away line in the wedding. Good on ya.
So I'm going to hell. The Oregon Food Bank asked to use our warehouse to store items when they are short of storage and we give them free storage anytime they need it. Recently, they asked if they could store thousands of brand new, empty boxes. "Why SURE", I told them.
About 20-25 of those nice, new boxes found their way to my trunk to assist with my move.I promise not to harm them and will return them as I found them, but I kind of feel like a jerkass for using charity boxes.
Moving day = Saturday. All my old neighbors are really excited that I'm coming back home. Feels pretty damn sweet.
Holy ####! I nearly spit my coffee out of my nose.
Hands down a winner!!!!DaughterPack loved it too1.
Fensalk
Footballguy
Tom the Baptist reminds me of Father Corapi.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Corapi
Corapi was a real estate agent in Florida in the 1980s. He was into wild parties, illegal drugs, and lots of sex. He spent $10,000 on drugs. Eventually he affected his performance and his career tailspinned. He wound up a homeless man with a mental breakdown.
He blamed demons for his problems. He became a catholic. Then he entered seminary.
On May 26th, 1991, Pope John Paul II himself ordained Corapi to the preisthood. He later earned a doctorate in dogmatic theology. He became the most popular priest on the EWTN (Eternal Word Television Network), becoming famous for his incredibly charismatic and powerful lectures.
In March 2011, an investigation began based on allegations by a former employee that he was involved in a sexual relationship with her and was using drugs. He was placed on administrative leave and left EWTN. In June 2011, he left the priesthood.
He started a new website called The Black Sheep Dog to express his feelings about how the Catholic church treated him unjustly. He was apparently involved in sexting, owns $1 million real estate, does drugs, owns numerous motorcycles, ATVs, etc.
Tom the Baptist could be another Black Sheep Dog for all you know.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Corapi
Corapi was a real estate agent in Florida in the 1980s. He was into wild parties, illegal drugs, and lots of sex. He spent $10,000 on drugs. Eventually he affected his performance and his career tailspinned. He wound up a homeless man with a mental breakdown.
He blamed demons for his problems. He became a catholic. Then he entered seminary.
On May 26th, 1991, Pope John Paul II himself ordained Corapi to the preisthood. He later earned a doctorate in dogmatic theology. He became the most popular priest on the EWTN (Eternal Word Television Network), becoming famous for his incredibly charismatic and powerful lectures.
In March 2011, an investigation began based on allegations by a former employee that he was involved in a sexual relationship with her and was using drugs. He was placed on administrative leave and left EWTN. In June 2011, he left the priesthood.
He started a new website called The Black Sheep Dog to express his feelings about how the Catholic church treated him unjustly. He was apparently involved in sexting, owns $1 million real estate, does drugs, owns numerous motorcycles, ATVs, etc.
Tom the Baptist could be another Black Sheep Dog for all you know.
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