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Same here if you change "anyone at work" to "either of my children."Taking JR for a haircut tomorrow, so this will probably change. He's had three in his life and two of them ended with me pinning him down while the haircut gal tried to finish up and him screaming 'HELP ME DADDY'
Amen to that. I get to sleep in tomorrow tooNice to hear a lot of positive news today in here. It seems like we've had an extended run of bull#### for a lot of people. How about a nice run of positive karma
Let's get bombed!
Welcome back GBBK. You still doing the wiffle ball tournament up here?
not sure, it was through my brother's buddies. havent heard any news on it. with recent developents, i dont think i'd be able to sneak away for a weekend of debauchery like that anytime soon. im a sad banana.
Aren't nipples just a subset of boobs? Or have I been thinking about it wrong all along?
I'd think you could dig nipples but dislike boobs (hard to believe but I suppose you could) but I don't think you could hate nipples and love boobs.
you could be wrong, but nipples and i go way back. very close to my heart, nipples are.
You can have large boobs with small nipples. and small boobs iwth large perky nipples. I would link to pictures but even at this point in drunkeness I am not yet that stupid. I am sure Christo can show you.
youre prolly right, but i was just naming things i like since ive had like 4 beers now and its been a while since i got logged on here, so i was excited.
Do areolas count? I don't like big areolas.
arent those flowers?
They are different from nippes, they really serve no purpose. I would be fine with a boob with no aereloa but big nipples.Oh, if your lawn has hasn't had any measurebale rain in 5-6 weeks, it is perfectly fine to water it by natural means right.
I thought they were caused by solar flares
Wife's pregnant? You'll end up changing your mind. You kind of have to.
Yeah. I know.
If it's rained for 30 days straight, that's fine. I would do all my peein' outdoors if I could get away with it. There's this shrub at the top of our driveway that gets a good soaking every time I go to happy hour.Oh, if your lawn has hasn't had any measurebale rain in 5-6 weeks, it is perfectly fine to water it by natural means right.
Squirt and Tequila FTW.
I pee outside when my dog pees outsideIf it's rained for 30 days straight, that's fine. I would do all my peein' outdoors if I could get away with it. There's this shrub at the top of our driveway that gets a good soaking every time I go to happy hour.Oh, if your lawn has hasn't had any measurebale rain in 5-6 weeks, it is perfectly fine to water it by natural means right.
It looks better than my ceiling
BoobsI feel like there's a Venn Diagram joke about all nipples being boobs.
I think its time for you to hook us up with a shot video
whiskey won
Much easier on your diverse palate.
It gets worse. I just remembered that, while drunk last night, Mr. krista and I read aloud the latest episodes of Louis vs. Rick, with each of us taking one part. (I got to be Louis.)
I couldn't sleep last night, possibly because Mrs. SLB got the best of sexy time and I was up until 4am. I remember considering calling one of you guys.
Congrats!Hopefully this makes it onto the page of good news. We are expecting baby #3 in Jan/Feb. With two daughters already I am praying this one is a boy. I don't think I will make it if I have 3 teenage girls and a wife in the house at the same time.Tiger Fan, both my daughters have/had a lazy eye (both my wife and I had them). The 4 year old had surgery at 3.5 years old to correct it after patching the good eye did not correct the bad one. Daughter #2 is being patched and hopefully her's corrects on its own.Oh yeah, I am sitting in front on a bonfire by myself with a cooler of session beers next to me.
You dumb, stupid, *******. 
Wasn't that the name of the Third Recih's flamethrower division?douchewaffle'krista4 said:What kind of person schedules a meeting from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. and doesn't provide lunch?
kids = germ fountMine has hand, foot and mouth.well, that was good. wife lasted about 15 seconds after my last post before she caved.
i have an almost 4 year old, too. this isn't terrible 2's. she's great otherwise. starting to think it has something to do with her ears. she only flips when she lays down. thinking the pressure in her head might be bothering her.19 monthsshe's too old to be throwing these kinds of tantrums.How old? You really should let the baby cry it out. Learn how to go back to sleep on its own. Bad cycle beginning for you.well, that was good. wife lasted about 15 seconds after my last post before she caved.Never heard of the terrible twos? She's just hitting her tantrum throwing prime.
i'm talking about bedtime fits <_< she has been awesome about going to bed. no troubles at all. there's no lead-in or warning for these. which is why i think there's something that hurts when she lays down.
Hello, Floor de Casa
It might be worth looking into. But my son went through a few phases of bedtime tantrums. Sometimes kids just don't want to go to bed.i'm talking about bedtime fits <_< she has been awesome about going to bed. no troubles at all. there's no lead-in or warning for these. which is why i think there's something that hurts when she lays down.
Well played.
Now THAT would be a video.
role playing keeps a marriage fresh...or so I hear.
Sucks to miss out on talking to all those stars.Seriously though that sucks for your kid and it's a crappy thing for them to do.
I don't think it's a big deal that they all didn't have a chance to ask a question, although this is a paid membership and we have to reserve a spot for this particular event. However, I was bummed for him because he was near the back of the line, all the way up the steps for almost the entire thing. They should have figured out the logistics better.
I agree. They should have a pretty good idea of how many kids are going to get through and cut it off earlier.Here's a little baseball trivia. I'm pretty sure the Reds are the only team with two former Texas Longhorns. Sam Lecure and Drew Stubbs.
