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My wife's "I'd do her" list is almost disturbingly long.
Mine's too, but this was the first use of "full on lesbian" I can remember. Followed up by "you don't really even have to be there, I just want to be on that." So I thought it was noteworthy. :zookshi:
Informal poll. If you were at a party and you walked into a room and found your wife making out with another chick... pissed or turned on? Discuss
Turned on. Big time.
It's okay for your wife to make out with someone but no you. What makes a woman making out with your wife, less threating to you than a man? Penis?
yes
 
My wife's "I'd do her" list is almost disturbingly long.
Mine's too, but this was the first use of "full on lesbian" I can remember. Followed up by "you don't really even have to be there, I just want to be on that." So I thought it was noteworthy. :zookshi:
Informal poll. If you were at a party and you walked into a room and found your wife making out with another chick... pissed or turned on? Discuss
Turned on. Big time.
It's okay for your wife to make out with someone but no you. What makes a woman making out with your wife, less threating to you than a man? Penis?
yes
Yours or potential making out guy?
 
Getting ready for a picnic with my daughter. After that I'm dropping her off with her mom and then my weekend debauchery can begin :excited:

 
Excuse me for this for a quick second. I want to put this on facebook, but am not going to because I don't want to argue with idiots. Apologies in advance, I don't want to turn this into a political discussion, just a rant about people and their political agendas.

Dear republicans: The tragedy in Aurora does not mean that we need to arm every single man, woman, and child in the country, nor does it mean we would be safer if everybody was packing heat.

Dear democrats: The tragedy in Aurora is not the fault of the gun that did it. Just because he obtained the gun legally doesn't mean that if we made it illegal to get an AR-15 he wouldn't have gotten one. It just means that he'd have to, I don't know, go to Mexico and get one from the feds or something.

Dear both: Turning this kind of tragedy into an opportunity for you to frame it in a way that simply advances your own biased political agenda is disgusting and offensive.

 
OG caffeinated FourLoko in giant cans is heaven on earth. A couple of my boys here in Austin have 2-3 left. Another knows an abandoned apartment with five in the kitchen counter. Thinking about breaking in and taking them.

 
Excuse me for this for a quick second. I want to put this on facebook, but am not going to because I don't want to argue with idiots. Apologies in advance, I don't want to turn this into a political discussion, just a rant about people and their political agendas. Dear republicans: The tragedy in Aurora does not mean that we need to arm every single man, woman, and child in the country, nor does it mean we would be safer if everybody was packing heat.Dear democrats: The tragedy in Aurora is not the fault of the gun that did it. Just because he obtained the gun legally doesn't mean that if we made it illegal to get an AR-15 he wouldn't have gotten one. It just means that he'd have to, I don't know, go to Mexico and get one from the feds or something.Dear both: Turning this kind of tragedy into an opportunity for you to frame it in a way that simply advances your own biased political agenda is disgusting and offensive.
:goodposting:
If a political discussion begins in here, I will come shoot you with an unregistered gun.
:lmao: :lmao:
 
A GB and his nephew stopped by last night for a few beers. GB had a lot of trouble with DWI growing up, so his nephew shuttles him around. Anyhow, his nephew, Steven, is 20 years old. The last time I saw him he was when he was 3. They moved to San Francisco shortly after that. (I'm GB's with his Mom & Dad too.) Kid is a cancer survivor and really sharp. I had a great time bull####ting with him last night. And of course I feel REALLY old.

 
My wife's "I'd do her" list is almost disturbingly long.
Mine's too, but this was the first use of "full on lesbian" I can remember. Followed up by "you don't really even have to be there, I just want to be on that." So I thought it was noteworthy. :zookshi:
Sorry I didn't comment on this. Pretty sure I masturbated to it before I passed out last night. The masturbating was to your wife participating in lesbian activities, your ugly face was not part of my masturbatory celebration.
 
Because I always feel guilty when I leave a job/let someone down, I offered to work Saturdays to help my former company while they found a replacement for me. Today is the first day I've done the Saturday thing, and I remember so vividly why I left this job.

GB the 6 days/week paycheck though. :thumbup:

 
My wife's "I'd do her" list is almost disturbingly long.
Mine's too, but this was the first use of "full on lesbian" I can remember. Followed up by "you don't really even have to be there, I just want to be on that." So I thought it was noteworthy. :zookshi:
Informal poll. If you were at a party and you walked into a room and found your wife making out with another chick... pissed or turned on? Discuss
I think I'd be turned on and weirded out at the same time, if that makes sense. Where it went from there I think would depend on her. I'm drunk again.
My GB had this smoking hot GF he was dating pretty seriously at the time and she confessed to him she got drunk and did some chick. His GF was the one to tell me this in beautiful detail. I forget where I'm going with this. Why are my pants off?
 
I'm in unless I have my daughter all weekend.
Drifter, I hope you're flush with bourbon
good point. you should probably hit costco.
Have about half a handle of Buffalo Trace right now that I'll probably put a pretty big dent in tonight, so yeah - I'll make sure to pick some up. Have ####loads of spiced rum if anybody is a Captain and whatever drinker. Also have plenty of cigars so hopefully it's nice enough to maybe put the card table in the back yard if we want to do a little low stakes gambling.
is rudnicki going to get in a fight?
:unsure: I should be able to make it to this.
 
Excuse me for this for a quick second. I want to put this on facebook, but am not going to because I don't want to argue with idiots. Apologies in advance, I don't want to turn this into a political discussion, just a rant about people and their political agendas. Dear republicans: The tragedy in Aurora does not mean that we need to arm every single man, woman, and child in the country, nor does it mean we would be safer if everybody was packing heat.Dear democrats: The tragedy in Aurora is not the fault of the gun that did it. Just because he obtained the gun legally doesn't mean that if we made it illegal to get an AR-15 he wouldn't have gotten one. It just means that he'd have to, I don't know, go to Mexico and get one from the feds or something.Dear both: Turning this kind of tragedy into an opportunity for you to frame it in a way that simply advances your own biased political agenda is disgusting and offensive.
Maybe you believe this is an isolated incident. Maybe you think of the Aurora, Colorado shooting as a random act of violence by an insane person that we can learn nothing from. That's fine, and I respect your view. I probably even share it. But people have freedom of speech to voice their concerns in this country, and the only thing disgusting and offensive going on is when people think freedom of speech sucks and we need to silence people with views other than our own.
 
Dear SLB:Clearly you're not happy. I think you should leave your wife.Dear everyone else (except SLB)Good chance I might be getting married to the soon to be divorced-Hot-Mrs SLB. Expect your wedding invitation soon.
Can I be ring-bearer? I will wear the suit with the shorts if I can.
Absolutely!!! And I'm gonna try to make this all happen quickly so that Tanner is able to attend.
I'll run the meat raffle at the reception.OMG I SHOULD HAVE A MEAT RAFFLE AT MY WEDDING RECEPTION!
Yes...yes you should
 
Excuse me for this for a quick second. I want to put this on facebook, but am not going to because I don't want to argue with idiots. Apologies in advance, I don't want to turn this into a political discussion, just a rant about people and their political agendas. Dear republicans: The tragedy in Aurora does not mean that we need to arm every single man, woman, and child in the country, nor does it mean we would be safer if everybody was packing heat.Dear democrats: The tragedy in Aurora is not the fault of the gun that did it. Just because he obtained the gun legally doesn't mean that if we made it illegal to get an AR-15 he wouldn't have gotten one. It just means that he'd have to, I don't know, go to Mexico and get one from the feds or something.Dear both: Turning this kind of tragedy into an opportunity for you to frame it in a way that simply advances your own biased political agenda is disgusting and offensive.
Maybe you believe this is an isolated incident. Maybe you think of the Aurora, Colorado shooting as a random act of violence by an insane person that we can learn nothing from. That's fine, and I respect your view. I probably even share it. But people have freedom of speech to voice their concerns in this country, and the only thing disgusting and offensive going on is when people think freedom of speech sucks and we need to silence people with views other than our own.
Posts like this are what got you banned from that Pro-Tennis forum
 
Excuse me for this for a quick second. I want to put this on facebook, but am not going to because I don't want to argue with idiots. Apologies in advance, I don't want to turn this into a political discussion, just a rant about people and their political agendas. Dear republicans: The tragedy in Aurora does not mean that we need to arm every single man, woman, and child in the country, nor does it mean we would be safer if everybody was packing heat.Dear democrats: The tragedy in Aurora is not the fault of the gun that did it. Just because he obtained the gun legally doesn't mean that if we made it illegal to get an AR-15 he wouldn't have gotten one. It just means that he'd have to, I don't know, go to Mexico and get one from the feds or something.Dear both: Turning this kind of tragedy into an opportunity for you to frame it in a way that simply advances your own biased political agenda is disgusting and offensive.
Maybe you believe this is an isolated incident. Maybe you think of the Aurora, Colorado shooting as a random act of violence by an insane person that we can learn nothing from. That's fine, and I respect your view. I probably even share it. But people have freedom of speech to voice their concerns in this country, and the only thing disgusting and offensive going on is when people think freedom of speech sucks and we need to silence people with views other than our own.
Posts like this are what got you banned from that Pro-Tennis forum
I thought it was my idea to make tackling a part of tennis.
 
Anyway, don't apologize for a political discussion here. This is a thread about everything and nothing. If that doesn't describe politics, I don't know what does.

 
'Disco Stu said:
'Guster said:
and it's true, I do like me some shot vids :thumbup:
My link
:lmao: well done. glad i watched while sober with all the spinning

And yeah, Guster isn't the most talented band in the world, but good memories of listening to them and having fun in college :shrug:

 
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'Fensalk said:
'proninja said:
Excuse me for this for a quick second. I want to put this on facebook, but am not going to because I don't want to argue with idiots. Apologies in advance, I don't want to turn this into a political discussion, just a rant about people and their political agendas. Dear republicans: The tragedy in Aurora does not mean that we need to arm every single man, woman, and child in the country, nor does it mean we would be safer if everybody was packing heat.Dear democrats: The tragedy in Aurora is not the fault of the gun that did it. Just because he obtained the gun legally doesn't mean that if we made it illegal to get an AR-15 he wouldn't have gotten one. It just means that he'd have to, I don't know, go to Mexico and get one from the feds or something.Dear both: Turning this kind of tragedy into an opportunity for you to frame it in a way that simply advances your own biased political agenda is disgusting and offensive.
Maybe you believe this is an isolated incident. Maybe you think of the Aurora, Colorado shooting as a random act of violence by an insane person that we can learn nothing from. That's fine, and I respect your view. I probably even share it. But people have freedom of speech to voice their concerns in this country, and the only thing disgusting and offensive going on is when people think freedom of speech sucks and we need to silence people with views other than our own.
I never expected you to offer a ringing endorsement of the Occupy Wall St movement
 
'Fensalk said:
Anyway, don't apologize for a political discussion here. This is a thread about everything and nothing. If that doesn't describe politics, I don't know what does.
Hi Fensalk, big fan here. Welcome and please continue to contribute to the thread. While diverse opinions and intelligent discourse are encouraged here, we have all come to a collective agreement that political and religious discussions should remain in the numerous other threads available in the FFA. This is only one little corner of the internet that we like to keep clear of heated arguments and rhetoric. There are plenty of other places to discuss those types of topics. TIA.Oh and I agree with fish.
 
'Fensalk said:
Anyway, don't apologize for a political discussion here. This is a thread about everything and nothing. If that doesn't describe politics, I don't know what does.
Hi Fensalk, big fan here. Welcome and please continue to contribute to the thread. While diverse opinions and intelligent discourse are encouraged here, we have all come to a collective agreement that political and religious discussions should remain in the numerous other threads available in the FFA. This is only one little corner of the internet that we like to keep clear of heated arguments and rhetoric. There are plenty of other places to discuss those types of topics. TIA.Oh and I agree with fish.
Thanks. That's an interesting perspective. I didn't join that agreement, though.
 
On a good ole fashioned drunk Tuesday this Tuesday I asked my wife who I should bet on to win the British. She told me Adam Scott after I read all the names to her and she saw his picture, so I threw down $25 on Scott at 30-1 or 40-1 I can't remember. And the reason I can't remember the exact odds or look them up is because I apparently never hit the final "confirm" button and as such do not actually have $25 on Adam Scott.

####.

 
Anybody else watch "Once Upon a Time?" We recorded them all and just finished them. Loved it. Right in our wheelhouse with the fairy tale thing, but I'm wondering if we liked it because that's the kind of thing we like or if it was a good show.

 
Anybody else watch "Once Upon a Time?" We recorded them all and just finished them. Loved it. Right in our wheelhouse with the fairy tale thing, but I'm wondering if we liked it because that's the kind of thing we like or if it was a good show.
I think it was shown on Friday nights and was cancelled, right?
 
Anybody else watch "Once Upon a Time?" We recorded them all and just finished them. Loved it. Right in our wheelhouse with the fairy tale thing, but I'm wondering if we liked it because that's the kind of thing we like or if it was a good show.
I think it was shown on Friday nights and was cancelled, right?
Was that Grimm? The one referenced came on ABC Sundays and was renewed for a second season (I think). I watched 3-4 episodes and liked them. Need to see the rest of the episodes.
 
Anybody else watch "Once Upon a Time?" We recorded them all and just finished them. Loved it. Right in our wheelhouse with the fairy tale thing, but I'm wondering if we liked it because that's the kind of thing we like or if it was a good show.
I think it was shown on Friday nights and was cancelled, right?
Was that Grimm? The one referenced came on ABC Sundays and was renewed for a second season (I think). I watched 3-4 episodes and liked them. Need to see the rest of the episodes.
I don't know. Both of those comments were total guesses as I can only assume it's awful.
 
Anybody else watch "Once Upon a Time?" We recorded them all and just finished them. Loved it. Right in our wheelhouse with the fairy tale thing, but I'm wondering if we liked it because that's the kind of thing we like or if it was a good show.
I think it was shown on Friday nights and was cancelled, right?
Sundays and season 2 is coming. I think you're thinking of Grimm, which we watched once and then bailed.
 
Anybody else watch "Once Upon a Time?" We recorded them all and just finished them. Loved it. Right in our wheelhouse with the fairy tale thing, but I'm wondering if we liked it because that's the kind of thing we like or if it was a good show.
I think it was shown on Friday nights and was cancelled, right?
Was that Grimm? The one referenced came on ABC Sundays and was renewed for a second season (I think). I watched 3-4 episodes and liked them. Need to see the rest of the episodes.
:hifive:
 
'Rustoleum said:
Is it at Freedlander/CubWorld?
Yes. We stayed in the "castle". Nothing like staying in a big concrete building in the middle of summer with little ventilation.
 
On a good ole fashioned drunk Tuesday this Tuesday I asked my wife who I should bet on to win the British. She told me Adam Scott after I read all the names to her and she saw his picture, so I threw down $25 on Scott at 30-1 or 40-1 I can't remember. And the reason I can't remember the exact odds or look them up is because I apparently never hit the final "confirm" button and as such do not actually have $25 on Adam Scott. ####.
oof
 
On a good ole fashioned drunk Tuesday this Tuesday I asked my wife who I should bet on to win the British. She told me Adam Scott after I read all the names to her and she saw his picture, so I threw down $25 on Scott at 30-1 or 40-1 I can't remember. And the reason I can't remember the exact odds or look them up is because I apparently never hit the final "confirm" button and as such do not actually have $25 on Adam Scott. ####.
oof
Yeah
 

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