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Marvin
Footballguy
Good workI freaking worked hard on that!!!!I think it's rude that anyone would make fun of you during this stressful time.I love youWhen the doc was stapling me my cousin asked me what it felt like. The only thing I could come up with was if somebody had a heavy duty stapling like object and was putting staples in your head. That's when the doctor asked me if I could feel it. Just a little late there doc.'-fish- said:Thanks again for the kind words Cos and the rest. You guys are the best. Feel free to make fun. My friends and myself were doing so immediately. They know I wouldn't want it any other way.
Rose, hope school get better for you. Frosty, that is really tough, man.
the go to unread is still working for me in here.
it might have something to do with texanfan02's posts all being removed
it might have something to do with texanfan02's posts all being removed
phishphan
Footballguy
no one's buying it, RN. We know you're in on it!
Gadzooks
Footballguy
How do we get Tanner's posts removed?
phishphan
Footballguy
this thread would be about 2 pages long if all Tanner's posts were removed
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
what exactly did tf02 do/say?
Marvin
Footballguy
Oh it's been done before.
Thorn
Footballguy
Posted beej's real name. Threatened him too.
BigJohn
Footballguy
How many people were in the room when you got stapled?When the doc was stapling me my cousin asked me what it felt like. The only thing I could come up with was if somebody had a heavy duty stapling like object and was putting staples in your head. That's when the doctor asked me if I could feel it. Just a little late there doc.'-fish- said:
-fish-
Footballguy
There's not even a Tanner alias in the top 10:General Malaise 5327St. Louis Bob 4543Notorious T.R.E. 2953shuke 2411Frostillicus 2285krista4 2269YSR 2141Aaron Rudnicki 1759Samuel L Bronkowitz 1704Tiger Fan 1694
krista4
Footballguy
Kind of. Actually picked him up at Graceland Too but took him to a casino.:noeuphemisms:Is this the one you picked up at the casino?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
But he's got 5 in the top 30.
krista4
Footballguy
But what if you added his aliases together?
-fish-
Footballguy
the innerwebs explode.
charvik
Footballguy
phishphan
Footballguy
wow, how things change. when we were around page 1000, he had at least 3 or 4 alias in the top 10.
heckmanm
Footballguy
Wait, beej is REAL??Posted beej's real name. Threatened him too.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
and there was an objection to this?Posted beej's real name. Threatened him too.
Marvin
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Man, Tat loves him some WOW...pretty sure the guy lives over there.
YSR
Footballguy
I started to add his together one time and quit at about 5-6 aliaiai. Didn't even get in to those with a couple hundred posts. He had already surpassed GM when I quit.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Zooks was right, this is hard work.Kind of. Actually picked him up at Graceland Too but took him to a casino.:noeuphemisms:Is this the one you picked up at the casino?
The kitten (not a euphemism) is insane and constantly jumping everywhere. Unfortunately leapt directly into the stream (not a euphemism). So gross.
JaxBill
Footballguy
Some fine detective work here
The Bridge of Lions is an older historical bridge over the Intracoastal Waterway that links St. Augustine Beach with the Historical District. Not sure if you would be able to find a place in the area that is more loaded with cops and tourists.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridge_of_Lions
Guster
Footballguy
Marvin
Footballguy
That's not a cat, dummy.Zooks was right, this is hard work.Kind of. Actually picked him up at Graceland Too but took him to a casino.:noeuphemisms:Is this the one you picked up at the casino?
The kitten (not a euphemism) is insane and constantly jumping everywhere. Unfortunately leapt directly into the stream (not a euphemism). So gross.
Marvin
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Marvin
Footballguy
cosjobs
Footballguy
chick car dementia???'cosjobs said:miatatitis'Shaft said:Um. Texanfan02 might see you again in 2015. And all posts he ever made have been purged. At least that's what I hear
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Josie Maran
Footballguy
I'm on beer #4, sitting by the pool and listening to some tunes on a beautiful sunny day in East Hampton NY.
Just thought you guys might want to know what I'm doing.
Just thought you guys might want to know what I'm doing.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
NO DIVINGI'm on beer #4, sitting by the pool and listening to some tunes on a beautiful sunny day in East Hampton NY. Just thought you guys might want to know what I'm doing.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
LOL deal.NO DIVINGI'm on beer #4, sitting by the pool and listening to some tunes on a beautiful sunny day in East Hampton NY. Just thought you guys might want to know what I'm doing.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Also, how gay is it for a guy to get a pedicure?
I'm asking for a friend.
I'm asking for a friend.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Can you drink during it? Is she topless?
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Probably no drinking, but the chick is pretty hot and has huge tracts of land.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Can you show up drunk?Gb tracts.
Thorn
Footballguy
O hells yes. Christ Tanner quit the internet for like 72 hours when the nameless one's real name was posted.and there was an objection to this?Posted beej's real name. Threatened him too.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Wife, cousin and doc. Oh and I was sharing a room with some old guy and his wife that had such a ridiculous hillbilly dialect she would have been laughed off of Hee Haw.How many people were in the room when you got stapled?When the doc was stapling me my cousin asked me what it felt like. The only thing I could come up with was if somebody had a heavy duty stapling like object and was putting staples in your head. That's when the doctor asked me if I could feel it. Just a little late there doc.'-fish- said:
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Has there been an explanation of how you bust your head in the non-shallow end of the pool? Power dive? Inviscid fluid? Bending space-time?
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
It's an old pool and made weird. instead of sloping towards the deep end it drops off.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
I'll send you my card. Or is fish already on retainer?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Was this at the house of your rich swinger friends? Have you called this guy yet?I was a lifeguard for a number of years and the one thing they drilled into us during training was to always ALWAYS run with a red buoy under your arm. The other thing they preached was the dangers of shallow diving. That's where virtually all the major swimming incidents stem from. This is why all fat guys should always go in cannon ball stayle. Leave the diving for svelt asian girls and whispy gay men.
-fish-
Footballguy
I'd do it, but only if he paid me in nueske's bacon.
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