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Isn't sharing accounts against the law or something?tim just pm'ed me his password to help manage the timdraft He may not comprehend my incorrigibilitySuggestions for mischief?

Isn't sharing accounts against the law or something?tim just pm'ed me his password to help manage the timdraft He may not comprehend my incorrigibilitySuggestions for mischief?

d. I never did meet the girl you allegedly knew. I think at one point I claimed to know "Britney" (sp?). No idea if there's actually a Britney on the team, but it seemed like a safer answer than "homeless-looking guy from the internet".5.4. My cousin got some girl's number right before we left. Possibly Britney?I gotta start hanging out with this UniAlias fella.'Disco Stu said:Thanks for the invite. Been a long time since I've been to a party that was broken up by the cops.'UniAlias said:Stu - Pleasure seeing you again this weekend. I was pretty out of it, but I think it was mostly tame. Hopefully next time we'll have the opportunity to do shots and other stupid things.![]()
I also enjoyed the numerous blondes in shorts and sports bras.
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Plus he looks like a homeless.Additional notes:
A. Second from left was one of the hottest girls I've ever seen, or at least I was convinced of this fact at the time. That specific time was 10 hours after I started drinking, and 10 seconds after she exited the slip and slide. So very sweet and clean.
2. Sunday activities included meticulous glitter removal from my cooler, front seats, and jeans.1. I talked to one girl the next day who said she woke up under the dining room table cuddled with another girl on the team she barely knew.
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II. I ended up drinking scotch until 6:30AM.. 18 hours of continuous boozing made for a pretty awful Sunday. No wonder I look homeless.![]()
Please change his password and don't tell him what the new one is.tim just pm'ed me his password to help manage the timdraft He may not comprehend my incorrigibilitySuggestions for mischief?
Sabotage everything.tim just pm'ed me his password to help manage the timdraft He may not comprehend my incorrigibilitySuggestions for mischief?
There's a Costanza/calzone joke here that I can't quite piece together.I'm waiting on a 200-page document that I need to review when it arrives, ETA 2 a.m. I don't anticipate getting to sleep tonight. I also didn't get to go to sleep last night for the same work matter. This is the third time in three weeks I've pulled multiple all-nighters.
But this is not just to kvetch about no sleep and way too much work; this is to mention that at least five times today our CEO thanked me profusely...no, not for my hard work and my important insights, but for recommending a good pizza place last night when he decided we should get some delivery. Seriously, the guy won't shut up about the ####### pizza.
Currently winning the horrible job sweepstakes. I'm going to need summaries of the daily summaries.
I imagine you could PM Joe requesting an IP ban to help break you of your harmful FFA habit.Sabotage everything.tim just pm'ed me his password to help manage the timdraft He may not comprehend my incorrigibilitySuggestions for mischief?
what pizza place?I'm waiting on a 200-page document that I need to review when it arrives, ETA 2 a.m. I don't anticipate getting to sleep tonight. I also didn't get to go to sleep last night for the same work matter. This is the third time in three weeks I've pulled multiple all-nighters.
But this is not just to kvetch about no sleep and way too much work; this is to mention that at least five times today our CEO thanked me profusely...no, not for my hard work and my important insights, but for recommending a good pizza place last night when he decided we should get some delivery. Seriously, the guy won't shut up about the ####### pizza.
Currently winning the horrible job sweepstakes. I'm going to need summaries of the daily summaries.
I think truck raised a couple thousand dollars in pledges to get tim to leave...that money could get thrown your way if he was to get disappeared.I imagine you could PM Joe requesting an IP ban to help break you of your harmful FFA habit.Sabotage everything.tim just pm'ed me his password to help manage the timdraft He may not comprehend my incorrigibilitySuggestions for mischief?
wait, you work? I imagine your life as just waiting around in airports, walking around with marching bands as your personal soundtrack, and taking over small central american countries one piece at a time.please don't kill this dream for me.I'm waiting on a 200-page document that I need to review when it arrives, ETA 2 a.m. I don't anticipate getting to sleep tonight. I also didn't get to go to sleep last night for the same work matter. This is the third time in three weeks I've pulled multiple all-nighters.
But this is not just to kvetch about no sleep and way too much work; this is to mention that at least five times today our CEO thanked me profusely...no, not for my hard work and my important insights, but for recommending a good pizza place last night when he decided we should get some delivery. Seriously, the guy won't shut up about the ####### pizza.
Currently winning the horrible job sweepstakes. I'm going to need summaries of the daily summaries.
And delete all 75,000 posts while he's at it.'Disco Stu said:I imagine you could PM Joe requesting an IP ban to help break you of your harmful FFA habit.'urbanhack said:Sabotage everything.'cosjobs said:tim just pm'ed me his password to help manage the timdraft He may not comprehend my incorrigibilitySuggestions for mischief?
send truck the password. that should do it. rover's banned til 2022.'cosjobs said:tim just pm'ed me his password to help manage the timdraft He may not comprehend my incorrigibilitySuggestions for mischief?
I picture her as Gene Hackman in The Firm.'-fish- said:wait, you work? I imagine your life as just waiting around in airports, walking around with marching bands as your personal soundtrack, and taking over small central american countries one piece at a time.please don't kill this dream for me.'krista4 said:I'm waiting on a 200-page document that I need to review when it arrives, ETA 2 a.m. I don't anticipate getting to sleep tonight. I also didn't get to go to sleep last night for the same work matter. This is the third time in three weeks I've pulled multiple all-nighters.
But this is not just to kvetch about no sleep and way too much work; this is to mention that at least five times today our CEO thanked me profusely...no, not for my hard work and my important insights, but for recommending a good pizza place last night when he decided we should get some delivery. Seriously, the guy won't shut up about the ####### pizza.
Currently winning the horrible job sweepstakes. I'm going to need summaries of the daily summaries.
As near as I can tell the hiring manager went on vacation and things are stalled.'Engelberg said:What happened with the Amamzons?'krista4 said:I'm waiting on a 200-page document that I need to review when it arrives, ETA 2 a.m. I don't anticipate getting to sleep tonight. I also didn't get to go to sleep last night for the same work matter. This is the third time in three weeks I've pulled multiple all-nighters.
But this is not just to kvetch about no sleep and way too much work; this is to mention that at least five times today our CEO thanked me profusely...no, not for my hard work and my important insights, but for recommending a good pizza place last night when he decided we should get some delivery. Seriously, the guy won't shut up about the ####### pizza.
Currently winning the horrible job sweepstakes. I'm going to need summaries of the daily summaries.
'Wrighteous Ray said:Please change his password and don't tell him what the new one is.'cosjobs said:tim just pm'ed me his password to help manage the timdraft He may not comprehend my incorrigibilitySuggestions for mischief?
  This.I'm pretty sure tim intends to make the draft one of those tedious things that clogs up the first page of the FFA.Instead of actually playing the season, he'll just have people judge the teams.doesn't Cos mean tim's MFL password. I don't think he's sharing his FBG password. That wouldn't make much sense.
So b/c I like to draft (hi GM) and b/c I like this thread (hi guys), I've decided to pick up the slack. There's enough night owls in this thread where we can knock out a quick draft on a weekday nightIf there's no interest, then fine...but if you're interested and you can meet the following conditions, please PM me with your email address:In so far:
1. Bronkowitz
2. Guster
3. Sofa King
4. YRS
5. Zooks
6. Tiger Fan
7. Idiot Boxer
8. Thorn
9. Captain Quinoa
10. eoMMan
11. Cos???
12. proninja???
13. Frosty
14.Tre
15. Ignoramus
16. eaganwildcats
Cos and ninja, are you guys in? Your replies weren't very committal
My thoughts:
[*]$25/person, 14 teams, $350 pool ($225 - 1st, $100 - 2nd, $25 - 3rd)
[*]everyone plays everyone once, 6 teams make playoffs (starting week 14), best record and highest overall point total get byes
[*]Best BallNot best ball, but no FA acquisitions...you just set your lineup each week (this is due to ESPN site)
[*]PPR
[*]1QB/2RB/3WR/1TE/1PK/1DEF
[*]20 rounds (best to have a few no FA acquisitions)
[*]Snake draft (roll dem bones) on ESPN)
Dentist should love that format.I'm pretty sure tim intends to make the draft one of those tedious things that clogs up the first page of the FFA.Instead of actually playing the season, he'll just have people judge the teams.doesn't Cos mean tim's MFL password. I don't think he's sharing his FBG password. That wouldn't make much sense.
Can we do a quick email draft?So b/c I like to draft (hi GM) and b/c I like this thread (hi guys), I've decided to pick up the slack. There's enough night owls in this thread where we can knock out a quick draft on a weekday nightIf there's no interest, then fine...but if you're interested and you can meet the following conditions, please PM me with your email address:In so far:
1. Bronkowitz
2. Guster
3. Sofa King
4. YRS
5. Zooks
6. Tiger Fan
7. Idiot Boxer
8. Thorn
9. Captain Quinoa
10. eoMMan
11. Cos???
12. proninja???
13. Frosty
14.Tre
15. Ignoramus
16. eaganwildcats
Cos and ninja, are you guys in? Your replies weren't very committal
My thoughts:
[*]$25/person, 14 teams, $350 pool ($225 - 1st, $100 - 2nd, $25 - 3rd)
[*]everyone plays everyone once, 6 teams make playoffs (starting week 14), best record and highest overall point total get byes
[*]Best BallNot best ball, but no FA acquisitions...you just set your lineup each week (this is due to ESPN site)
[*]PPR
[*]1QB/2RB/3WR/1TE/1PK/1DEF
[*]20 rounds (best to have a few no FA acquisitions)
[*]Snake draft (roll dem bones) on ESPN)
[*]You are able to draft next Wednesday (8/22/12 at 9pm EST)...I'll set the draft to 60 seconds/pick, so it will move quickly
[*]You can paypal me $25 by next Tuesday evening (I really don't want to chase anyone around during the season over $25)
Missouri Magic FootballMaybe Ham can invent a version that includes skips and sweepers.Dentist should love that format.I'm pretty sure tim intends to make the draft one of those tedious things that clogs up the first page of the FFA.Instead of actually playing the season, he'll just have people judge the teams.doesn't Cos mean tim's MFL password. I don't think he's sharing his FBG password. That wouldn't make much sense.
noCan we do a quick email draft?So b/c I like to draft (hi GM) and b/c I like this thread (hi guys), I've decided to pick up the slack. There's enough night owls in this thread where we can knock out a quick draft on a weekday nightIf there's no interest, then fine...but if you're interested and you can meet the following conditions, please PM me with your email address:In so far:
1. Bronkowitz
2. Guster
3. Sofa King
4. YRS
5. Zooks
6. Tiger Fan
7. Idiot Boxer
8. Thorn
9. Captain Quinoa
10. eoMMan
11. Cos???
12. proninja???
13. Frosty
14.Tre
15. Ignoramus
16. eaganwildcats
Cos and ninja, are you guys in? Your replies weren't very committal
My thoughts:
[*]$25/person, 14 teams, $350 pool ($225 - 1st, $100 - 2nd, $25 - 3rd)
[*]everyone plays everyone once, 6 teams make playoffs (starting week 14), best record and highest overall point total get byes
[*]Best BallNot best ball, but no FA acquisitions...you just set your lineup each week (this is due to ESPN site)
[*]PPR
[*]1QB/2RB/3WR/1TE/1PK/1DEF
[*]20 rounds (best to have a few no FA acquisitions)
[*]Snake draft (roll dem bones) on ESPN)
[*]You are able to draft next Wednesday (8/22/12 at 9pm EST)...I'll set the draft to 60 seconds/pick, so it will move quickly
[*]You can paypal me $25 by next Tuesday evening (I really don't want to chase anyone around during the season over $25)
either should be fine for meCan we do a quick email draft?So b/c I like to draft (hi GM) and b/c I like this thread (hi guys), I've decided to pick up the slack. There's enough night owls in this thread where we can knock out a quick draft on a weekday nightIf there's no interest, then fine...but if you're interested and you can meet the following conditions, please PM me with your email address:In so far:
1. Bronkowitz
2. Guster
3. Sofa King
4. YRS
5. Zooks
6. Tiger Fan
7. Idiot Boxer
8. Thorn
9. Captain Quinoa
10. eoMMan
11. Cos???
12. proninja???
13. Frosty
14.Tre
15. Ignoramus
16. eaganwildcats
Cos and ninja, are you guys in? Your replies weren't very committal
My thoughts:
[*]$25/person, 14 teams, $350 pool ($225 - 1st, $100 - 2nd, $25 - 3rd)
[*]everyone plays everyone once, 6 teams make playoffs (starting week 14), best record and highest overall point total get byes
[*]Best BallNot best ball, but no FA acquisitions...you just set your lineup each week (this is due to ESPN site)
[*]PPR
[*]1QB/2RB/3WR/1TE/1PK/1DEF
[*]20 rounds (best to have a few no FA acquisitions)
[*]Snake draft (roll dem bones) on ESPN)
[*]You are able to draft next Wednesday (8/22/12 at 9pm EST)...I'll set the draft to 60 seconds/pick, so it will move quickly
[*]You can paypal me $25 by next Tuesday evening (I really don't want to chase anyone around during the season over $25)
Yes please!Did you get my new cell number?brit> if you are still around, I might be heading to Redmond early October... German beer?
Amazing.1. SUKE - Son of Shuke to take the field at River FrontSource: ShukeAll the days are starting to blend together. We need our daily recaps back
FFA Legend and 1-Time Lake Shaving Champion Shuke announced that the front office of the Cincinnati Reds called and offered his son an opportunity to take the field at River Front Stadium, man a position and meet that MLB player prior to the game. No details were given as to how Shuke's son earned this opportunity, but speculation is rampant that Angry Shuke got angry and over a missed opportunity to ask Zack Cozart a question a few weeks ago and the Reds felt it was in their best interest to placate the mercurial Shuke with another offer for his son.
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Boy, what a class move by a class organization. It was obvious to our subscribers that Shuke was angrier than Marge Schott was paying millions of dollars to Eric Davis, so a big thumbs up from us for stepping up and doing the right thing. Now, will Son of Shuke get to meet Joey Votto, Brandon Phillips or Drew Stubbs? Probably not, but even if he has to settle for a high five from Wilson Valdez or Sam LeCure, both Shuke and his son are delighted and crisis has been averted.
2. COS - Damon aka Cosjobs from the board has busy day
Source: The Albert Oaks Gazette
Updating a previous report, former vaudeville performer and Cake Biesbol Roster Churner Damon 'Cosjobs' Hung had an incredibly busy day running his empire at Albert Oaks. In one of the most frightening moments in camp, Cosjob's mother Majobs suffered what is believed to be a mild stroke and though she was hospitalized, prognosis for recovery is good and she should be back home to rest, relax and participate in happy hours with the other guests at AO. In addition to several Costco runs, hospital trips, meal preparations and installing Cinemax in all the guests' rooms, Cos managed to sneak in a couple games of volleyball in 101 degree heat followed by a few bottles of wine.
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First of all, we here at GMTAN want to send out our sincere thoughts and prayers with Majobs and the entire Jobs family. Looks like she is going to make a nice recovery and we know she is in great hands with Cosjobs and his devoted staff. It was a big shake up in camp, but we think the entire team will be ready by opening day and we feel no need to downgrade their rankings this week. As always, stay tuned to us for the latest breaking news.
3. TRE - Notorious T.R.E. & much better half PV14 raise funds for cancer
Source: My link
In an August 13th post addressed "Hey Nerds", the notorious and sometimes cantankerous T.R.E. pleaded to his fellow iDorks to help his wife with her fund raising efforts to battle lung cancer, a disease that sadly affects all of us and will hopefully be eradicated with efforts by people like PV14 and countless others who have taken to the innertubes to seek donations to battle this global nightmare. In a follow up post by PV14, several of the good hearted posters of GMTAN answered the call and donated to the great cause. PV14 has offered to post shot videos later tonight to express her gratitude, though requests to record them topless have sadly gone unanswered.
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Huge kudos go out to the TRE family and color many of us here at GMTAN shocked by the altruistic gesture of the oft-bristly Notorious TRE. We wish PV14 tremendous success with her fundraising efforts and hope she follows through with her promise to post shot vids.
4. YSR - YSR and Romo return safely from San Francisco
Source: Bol a Pasta Clarion Ledger
Famed aerophobic YSR and her QB look-alike husband returned safely from a cross country trip on Monday. Despite inclement weather in the Memphis area and a ride on a puddle jumper to Knoxville, the happy couple made it back home safe and sound. Reports on her trip were nebulous at best and sources have quoted YSR as saying the trip was 'goodish'. No confirmation to a 'May Baby' has been given, though there are reports that Romo believes his unborn fetus would beat Treanor-Walsh 3 games to 2 in beach volleyball.
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That deep exhale you heard was the entire GMTAN family letting out its collective breath upon learning that YSR made it cross country and back without turning into Kristin Whig from "Bridesmaids". Attempts to drug her with horse tranquilizers prior to boarding were thwarted by FAA, which has made a concerted effort to remove any joy at all from flying. And keep your eye out for signs of a May Baby as the offspring of this power couple will certainly be worth drafting in all formats.
5. STLB - St. Louis Bob on the mend; head cooter shrinking
Source: CYInterview
Updating a previous report from Chris Yandek, it looks like St. "Loughenis" Bob is on track to make a full recovery. From the interview:
CY: First off Bob, how are you?
STLB: Chris, I'm fine. Can you hand me my cane?
CY: Sure Bob, but why do you need a cane when your.....
Bob: *THWACK!*
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Well, there you have it, folks. If you've been reading us, you'll know that we've been predicting a Chris Yandek beatdown for months now. The fact that it was a man with a broken neck and a hatchet wound on his dome was a little surprising, but it was bound to happen some day. On a side note, it's good to see everybody's favorite poster on the mend and back to his butt kicking ways. With another week or two of recovery, we expect Bob to be back making paths and doing charity walks with cigarettes dangling out of his mouth.
6. BOYLE - Marvin Tanner Rudi Stein Boyle returns to work
Source: Bakersfield Bee
Cat-loving, trivia maven and alias collector Tanner Boyle returned to school today where he'll resume his career teaching history and humanities to kids with more hyphens in their names than the Kenyan track team. Despite two months off, Boyle admitted to not being ready for the start of the school year and has already decided to show more films and play more pranks than he has in the past. When reached for comment, Boyle simply stated this.
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Folks, we are dropping Boyle down our draft boards like a sack of kittens in a volcanic lake. It is obvious that the onetime talent has lost his desire and recent shot videos (since deleted) indicate that his heart just isn't in it this season. Boyle's shot videos weren't even shots at all. They were small pours of macro beers with zero gusto and an abundance of "I don't give a damn". Draft Boyle at your own risk this year.
That'll do it for today, Folks. Thanks for reading and thanks for letting us be a part of your GMTAN season. We'll see you tomorrow with the update.
Peace,
G
outnoCan we do a quick email draft?So b/c I like to draft (hi GM) and b/c I like this thread (hi guys), I've decided to pick up the slack. There's enough night owls in this thread where we can knock out a quick draft on a weekday nightIf there's no interest, then fine...but if you're interested and you can meet the following conditions, please PM me with your email address:In so far:
1. Bronkowitz
2. Guster
3. Sofa King
4. YRS
5. Zooks
6. Tiger Fan
7. Idiot Boxer
8. Thorn
9. Captain Quinoa
10. eoMMan
11. Cos???
12. proninja???
13. Frosty
14.Tre
15. Ignoramus
16. eaganwildcats
Cos and ninja, are you guys in? Your replies weren't very committal
My thoughts:
[*]$25/person, 14 teams, $350 pool ($225 - 1st, $100 - 2nd, $25 - 3rd)
[*]everyone plays everyone once, 6 teams make playoffs (starting week 14), best record and highest overall point total get byes
[*]Best BallNot best ball, but no FA acquisitions...you just set your lineup each week (this is due to ESPN site)
[*]PPR
[*]1QB/2RB/3WR/1TE/1PK/1DEF
[*]20 rounds (best to have a few no FA acquisitions)
[*]Snake draft (roll dem bones) on ESPN)
[*]You are able to draft next Wednesday (8/22/12 at 9pm EST)...I'll set the draft to 60 seconds/pick, so it will move quickly
[*]You can paypal me $25 by next Tuesday evening (I really don't want to chase anyone around during the season over $25)
nope... and I have a new one as well... send me a PMYes please!Did you get my new cell number?brit> if you are still around, I might be heading to Redmond early October... German beer?
Same as day 1.wow...the shark pool is almost unreadable.
in tears from laughing so much at that.
Me too, and I've seen it three times."More idiots on the side there from some former British colony it seems. Don't know where exactly, but they look annoying."in tears from laughing so much at that.
"Width 1'7" - very controversial"Me too, and I've seen it three times."More idiots on the side there from some former British colony it seems. Don't know where exactly, but they look annoying."in tears from laughing so much at that.
"Tim Henman looks on from the boat, with Spielberg and the boys. Very eclectic mix of people on the Team GB boat there. Mending the world of film.. and sport."

this.also loved the human rights commentary on Belaroosin tears from laughing so much at that.
I see how it is.Did you get my new cell number?
I don't have any cell numbers, unless they are forced upon me. Like shuke's.

this.also loved the human rights commentary on Belaroosin tears from laughing so much at that.

When hasn't it?wow...the shark pool is almost unreadable.
When hasn't it?wow...the shark pool is almost unreadable.

IN FOR DRUNK FIREWORKS!Oh and GM -> Big fan of Portland. Considering moving there someday. Will probably be visiting again in the next few months if you want to get really drunk and shoot fireworks and stuff.
  
  
    I've always wanted to save all my fireworks and let them off on another holiday...like Veterans Day or MLK Jr. Day.  Just set up outside with a cooler full of beers and pretend like it's normal.What the holy hell goes on in those things? Cooler than wharewolf?I'm pretty sure tim intends to make the draft one of those tedious things that clogs up the first page of the FFA.Instead of actually playing the season, he'll just have people judge the teams.doesn't Cos mean tim's MFL password. I don't think he's sharing his FBG password. That wouldn't make much sense.
frostylicious and K4 are apparently regulars.What the holy hell goes on in those things? Cooler than wharewolf?I'm pretty sure tim intends to make the draft one of those tedious things that clogs up the first page of the FFA.Instead of actually playing the season, he'll just have people judge the teams.doesn't Cos mean tim's MFL password. I don't think he's sharing his FBG password. That wouldn't make much sense.
I don't really get it. How is this different than the original MST3K where they did the same movie?Hmmm...I went to the rifftrax.com site, and can't tell the difference between that and MST3K. Do they not have the license or something?Going to this tonight.![]()