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Going to this tonight. :nerd:
I don't really get it. How is this different than the original MST3K where they did the same movie?Hmmm...I went to the rifftrax.com site, and can't tell the difference between that and MST3K. Do they not have the license or something?
I don't remember the deal where they can't use the MST3K name anymore. Maybe it's a Joel vs. Mike thing.Anyway, very similar except they were doing the commentary live at a theater in Nashville and simulcasting. And since it was "new" commentary, they had some more contemporary references than they may have had the first time around. I don't think I ever saw the original MST3K version (at least not all of it).

Anyway :thumbup:

 
doesn't Cos mean tim's MFL password. I don't think he's sharing his FBG password. That wouldn't make much sense.
I'm pretty sure tim intends to make the draft one of those tedious things that clogs up the first page of the FFA.Instead of actually playing the season, he'll just have people judge the teams.
What the holy hell goes on in those things? Cooler than wharewolf?
frostylicious and K4 are apparently regulars.
No.
 
All the days are starting to blend together. We need our daily recaps back
1. SUKE - Son of Shuke to take the field at River FrontSource: Shuke

FFA Legend and 1-Time Lake Shaving Champion Shuke announced that the front office of the Cincinnati Reds called and offered his son an opportunity to take the field at River Front Stadium, man a position and meet that MLB player prior to the game. No details were given as to how Shuke's son earned this opportunity, but speculation is rampant that Angry Shuke got angry and over a missed opportunity to ask Zack Cozart a question a few weeks ago and the Reds felt it was in their best interest to placate the mercurial Shuke with another offer for his son.

[ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ OUR VIEW ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]

Boy, what a class move by a class organization. It was obvious to our subscribers that Shuke was angrier than Marge Schott was paying millions of dollars to Eric Davis, so a big thumbs up from us for stepping up and doing the right thing. Now, will Son of Shuke get to meet Joey Votto, Brandon Phillips or Drew Stubbs? Probably not, but even if he has to settle for a high five from Wilson Valdez or Sam LeCure, both Shuke and his son are delighted and crisis has been averted.

2. COS - Damon aka Cosjobs from the board has busy day

Source: The Albert Oaks Gazette

Updating a previous report, former vaudeville performer and Cake Biesbol Roster Churner Damon 'Cosjobs' Hung had an incredibly busy day running his empire at Albert Oaks. In one of the most frightening moments in camp, Cosjob's mother Majobs suffered what is believed to be a mild stroke and though she was hospitalized, prognosis for recovery is good and she should be back home to rest, relax and participate in happy hours with the other guests at AO. In addition to several Costco runs, hospital trips, meal preparations and installing Cinemax in all the guests' rooms, Cos managed to sneak in a couple games of volleyball in 101 degree heat followed by a few bottles of wine.

[ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ OUR VIEW ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]

First of all, we here at GMTAN want to send out our sincere thoughts and prayers with Majobs and the entire Jobs family. Looks like she is going to make a nice recovery and we know she is in great hands with Cosjobs and his devoted staff. It was a big shake up in camp, but we think the entire team will be ready by opening day and we feel no need to downgrade their rankings this week. As always, stay tuned to us for the latest breaking news.

3. TRE - Notorious T.R.E. & much better half PV14 raise funds for cancer

Source: My link

In an August 13th post addressed "Hey Nerds", the notorious and sometimes cantankerous T.R.E. pleaded to his fellow iDorks to help his wife with her fund raising efforts to battle lung cancer, a disease that sadly affects all of us and will hopefully be eradicated with efforts by people like PV14 and countless others who have taken to the innertubes to seek donations to battle this global nightmare. In a follow up post by PV14, several of the good hearted posters of GMTAN answered the call and donated to the great cause. PV14 has offered to post shot videos later tonight to express her gratitude, though requests to record them topless have sadly gone unanswered.

[ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ OUR VIEW ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]

Huge kudos go out to the TRE family and color many of us here at GMTAN shocked by the altruistic gesture of the oft-bristly Notorious TRE. We wish PV14 tremendous success with her fundraising efforts and hope she follows through with her promise to post shot vids.

4. YSR - YSR and Romo return safely from San Francisco

Source: Bol a Pasta Clarion Ledger

Famed aerophobic YSR and her QB look-alike husband returned safely from a cross country trip on Monday. Despite inclement weather in the Memphis area and a ride on a puddle jumper to Knoxville, the happy couple made it back home safe and sound. Reports on her trip were nebulous at best and sources have quoted YSR as saying the trip was 'goodish'. No confirmation to a 'May Baby' has been given, though there are reports that Romo believes his unborn fetus would beat Treanor-Walsh 3 games to 2 in beach volleyball.

[ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ OUR VIEW ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]

That deep exhale you heard was the entire GMTAN family letting out its collective breath upon learning that YSR made it cross country and back without turning into Kristin Whig from "Bridesmaids". Attempts to drug her with horse tranquilizers prior to boarding were thwarted by FAA, which has made a concerted effort to remove any joy at all from flying. And keep your eye out for signs of a May Baby as the offspring of this power couple will certainly be worth drafting in all formats.

5. STLB - St. Louis Bob on the mend; head cooter shrinking

Source: CYInterview

Updating a previous report from Chris Yandek, it looks like St. "Loughenis" Bob is on track to make a full recovery. From the interview:

CY: First off Bob, how are you?

STLB: Chris, I'm fine. Can you hand me my cane?

CY: Sure Bob, but why do you need a cane when your.....

Bob: *THWACK!*

[ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ OUR VIEW ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]

Well, there you have it, folks. If you've been reading us, you'll know that we've been predicting a Chris Yandek beatdown for months now. The fact that it was a man with a broken neck and a hatchet wound on his dome was a little surprising, but it was bound to happen some day. On a side note, it's good to see everybody's favorite poster on the mend and back to his butt kicking ways. With another week or two of recovery, we expect Bob to be back making paths and doing charity walks with cigarettes dangling out of his mouth.

6. BOYLE - Marvin Tanner Rudi Stein Boyle returns to work

Source: Bakersfield Bee

Cat-loving, trivia maven and alias collector Tanner Boyle returned to school today where he'll resume his career teaching history and humanities to kids with more hyphens in their names than the Kenyan track team. Despite two months off, Boyle admitted to not being ready for the start of the school year and has already decided to show more films and play more pranks than he has in the past. When reached for comment, Boyle simply stated this.

[ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ OUR VIEW ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]

Folks, we are dropping Boyle down our draft boards like a sack of kittens in a volcanic lake. It is obvious that the onetime talent has lost his desire and recent shot videos (since deleted) indicate that his heart just isn't in it this season. Boyle's shot videos weren't even shots at all. They were small pours of macro beers with zero gusto and an abundance of "I don't give a damn". Draft Boyle at your own risk this year.

That'll do it for today, Folks. Thanks for reading and thanks for letting us be a part of your GMTAN season. We'll see you tomorrow with the update.

Peace,

G
Amazing.
:slowclap:
 
1. SUKE - Son of Shuke to take the field at River Front

Source: Shuke

FFA Legend and 1-Time Lake Shaving Champion Shuke announced that the front office of the Cincinnati Reds called and offered his son an opportunity to take the field at River Front Stadium, man a position and meet that MLB player prior to the game. No details were given as to how Shuke's son earned this opportunity, but speculation is rampant that Angry Shuke got angry and over a missed opportunity to ask Zack Cozart a question a few weeks ago and the Reds felt it was in their best interest to placate the mercurial Shuke with another offer for his son.

[ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ OUR VIEW ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]

Boy, what a class move by a class organization. It was obvious to our subscribers that Shuke was angrier than Marge Schott was paying millions of dollars to Eric Davis, so a big thumbs up from us for stepping up and doing the right thing. Now, will Son of Shuke get to meet Joey Votto, Brandon Phillips or Drew Stubbs? Probably not, but even if he has to settle for a high five from Wilson Valdez or Sam LeCure, both Shuke and his son are delighted and crisis has been averted.

2. COS - Damon aka Cosjobs from the board has busy day

Source: The Albert Oaks Gazette

Updating a previous report, former vaudeville performer and Cake Biesbol Roster Churner Damon 'Cosjobs' Hung had an incredibly busy day running his empire at Albert Oaks. In one of the most frightening moments in camp, Cosjob's mother Majobs suffered what is believed to be a mild stroke and though she was hospitalized, prognosis for recovery is good and she should be back home to rest, relax and participate in happy hours with the other guests at AO. In addition to several Costco runs, hospital trips, meal preparations and installing Cinemax in all the guests' rooms, Cos managed to sneak in a couple games of volleyball in 101 degree heat followed by a few bottles of wine.

[ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ OUR VIEW ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]

First of all, we here at GMTAN want to send out our sincere thoughts and prayers with Majobs and the entire Jobs family. Looks like she is going to make a nice recovery and we know she is in great hands with Cosjobs and his devoted staff. It was a big shake up in camp, but we think the entire team will be ready by opening day and we feel no need to downgrade their rankings this week. As always, stay tuned to us for the latest breaking news.

3. TRE - Notorious T.R.E. & much better half PV14 raise funds for cancer

Source: My link

In an August 13th post addressed "Hey Nerds", the notorious and sometimes cantankerous T.R.E. pleaded to his fellow iDorks to help his wife with her fund raising efforts to battle lung cancer, a disease that sadly affects all of us and will hopefully be eradicated with efforts by people like PV14 and countless others who have taken to the innertubes to seek donations to battle this global nightmare. In a follow up post by PV14, several of the good hearted posters of GMTAN answered the call and donated to the great cause. PV14 has offered to post shot videos later tonight to express her gratitude, though requests to record them topless have sadly gone unanswered.

[ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ OUR VIEW ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]

Huge kudos go out to the TRE family and color many of us here at GMTAN shocked by the altruistic gesture of the oft-bristly Notorious TRE. We wish PV14 tremendous success with her fundraising efforts and hope she follows through with her promise to post shot vids.

4. YSR - YSR and Romo return safely from San Francisco

Source: Bol a Pasta Clarion Ledger

Famed aerophobic YSR and her QB look-alike husband returned safely from a cross country trip on Monday. Despite inclement weather in the Memphis area and a ride on a puddle jumper to Knoxville, the happy couple made it back home safe and sound. Reports on her trip were nebulous at best and sources have quoted YSR as saying the trip was 'goodish'. No confirmation to a 'May Baby' has been given, though there are reports that Romo believes his unborn fetus would beat Treanor-Walsh 3 games to 2 in beach volleyball.

[ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ OUR VIEW ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]

That deep exhale you heard was the entire GMTAN family letting out its collective breath upon learning that YSR made it cross country and back without turning into Kristin Whig from "Bridesmaids". Attempts to drug her with horse tranquilizers prior to boarding were thwarted by FAA, which has made a concerted effort to remove any joy at all from flying. And keep your eye out for signs of a May Baby as the offspring of this power couple will certainly be worth drafting in all formats.

5. STLB - St. Louis Bob on the mend; head cooter shrinking

Source: CYInterview

Updating a previous report from Chris Yandek, it looks like St. "Loughenis" Bob is on track to make a full recovery. From the interview:

CY: First off Bob, how are you?

STLB: Chris, I'm fine. Can you hand me my cane?

CY: Sure Bob, but why do you need a cane when your.....

Bob: *THWACK!*

[ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ OUR VIEW ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]

Well, there you have it, folks. If you've been reading us, you'll know that we've been predicting a Chris Yandek beatdown for months now. The fact that it was a man with a broken neck and a hatchet wound on his dome was a little surprising, but it was bound to happen some day. On a side note, it's good to see everybody's favorite poster on the mend and back to his butt kicking ways. With another week or two of recovery, we expect Bob to be back making paths and doing charity walks with cigarettes dangling out of his mouth.

6. BOYLE - Marvin Tanner Rudi Stein Boyle returns to work

Source: Bakersfield Bee

Cat-loving, trivia maven and alias collector Tanner Boyle returned to school today where he'll resume his career teaching history and humanities to kids with more hyphens in their names than the Kenyan track team. Despite two months off, Boyle admitted to not being ready for the start of the school year and has already decided to show more films and play more pranks than he has in the past. When reached for comment, Boyle simply stated this.

[ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ OUR VIEW ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]

Folks, we are dropping Boyle down our draft boards like a sack of kittens in a volcanic lake. It is obvious that the onetime talent has lost his desire and recent shot videos (since deleted) indicate that his heart just isn't in it this season. Boyle's shot videos weren't even shots at all. They were small pours of macro beers with zero gusto and an abundance of "I don't give a damn". Draft Boyle at your own risk this year.

That'll do it for today, Folks. Thanks for reading and thanks for letting us be a part of your GMTAN season. We'll see you tomorrow with the update.

Peace,

G
<_<
 
1. SUKE - Son of Shuke to take the field at River Front

Source: Shuke

FFA Legend and 1-Time Lake Shaving Champion Shuke announced that the front office of the Cincinnati Reds called and offered his son an opportunity to take the field at River Front Stadium, man a position and meet that MLB player prior to the game. No details were given as to how Shuke's son earned this opportunity, but speculation is rampant that Angry Shuke got angry and over a missed opportunity to ask Zack Cozart a question a few weeks ago and the Reds felt it was in their best interest to placate the mercurial Shuke with another offer for his son.

[ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ OUR VIEW ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]

Boy, what a class move by a class organization. It was obvious to our subscribers that Shuke was angrier than Marge Schott was paying millions of dollars to Eric Davis, so a big thumbs up from us for stepping up and doing the right thing. Now, will Son of Shuke get to meet Joey Votto, Brandon Phillips or Drew Stubbs? Probably not, but even if he has to settle for a high five from Wilson Valdez or Sam LeCure, both Shuke and his son are delighted and crisis has been averted.

2. COS - Damon aka Cosjobs from the board has busy day

Source: The Albert Oaks Gazette

Updating a previous report, former vaudeville performer and Cake Biesbol Roster Churner Damon 'Cosjobs' Hung had an incredibly busy day running his empire at Albert Oaks. In one of the most frightening moments in camp, Cosjob's mother Majobs suffered what is believed to be a mild stroke and though she was hospitalized, prognosis for recovery is good and she should be back home to rest, relax and participate in happy hours with the other guests at AO. In addition to several Costco runs, hospital trips, meal preparations and installing Cinemax in all the guests' rooms, Cos managed to sneak in a couple games of volleyball in 101 degree heat followed by a few bottles of wine.

[ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ OUR VIEW ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]

First of all, we here at GMTAN want to send out our sincere thoughts and prayers with Majobs and the entire Jobs family. Looks like she is going to make a nice recovery and we know she is in great hands with Cosjobs and his devoted staff. It was a big shake up in camp, but we think the entire team will be ready by opening day and we feel no need to downgrade their rankings this week. As always, stay tuned to us for the latest breaking news.

3. TRE - Notorious T.R.E. & much better half PV14 raise funds for cancer

Source: My link

In an August 13th post addressed "Hey Nerds", the notorious and sometimes cantankerous T.R.E. pleaded to his fellow iDorks to help his wife with her fund raising efforts to battle lung cancer, a disease that sadly affects all of us and will hopefully be eradicated with efforts by people like PV14 and countless others who have taken to the innertubes to seek donations to battle this global nightmare. In a follow up post by PV14, several of the good hearted posters of GMTAN answered the call and donated to the great cause. PV14 has offered to post shot videos later tonight to express her gratitude, though requests to record them topless have sadly gone unanswered.

[ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ OUR VIEW ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]

Huge kudos go out to the TRE family and color many of us here at GMTAN shocked by the altruistic gesture of the oft-bristly Notorious TRE. We wish PV14 tremendous success with her fundraising efforts and hope she follows through with her promise to post shot vids.

4. YSR - YSR and Romo return safely from San Francisco

Source: Bol a Pasta Clarion Ledger

Famed aerophobic YSR and her QB look-alike husband returned safely from a cross country trip on Monday. Despite inclement weather in the Memphis area and a ride on a puddle jumper to Knoxville, the happy couple made it back home safe and sound. Reports on her trip were nebulous at best and sources have quoted YSR as saying the trip was 'goodish'. No confirmation to a 'May Baby' has been given, though there are reports that Romo believes his unborn fetus would beat Treanor-Walsh 3 games to 2 in beach volleyball.

[ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ OUR VIEW ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]

That deep exhale you heard was the entire GMTAN family letting out its collective breath upon learning that YSR made it cross country and back without turning into Kristin Whig from "Bridesmaids". Attempts to drug her with horse tranquilizers prior to boarding were thwarted by FAA, which has made a concerted effort to remove any joy at all from flying. And keep your eye out for signs of a May Baby as the offspring of this power couple will certainly be worth drafting in all formats.

5. STLB - St. Louis Bob on the mend; head cooter shrinking

Source: CYInterview

Updating a previous report from Chris Yandek, it looks like St. "Loughenis" Bob is on track to make a full recovery. From the interview:

CY: First off Bob, how are you?

STLB: Chris, I'm fine. Can you hand me my cane?

CY: Sure Bob, but why do you need a cane when your.....

Bob: *THWACK!*

[ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ OUR VIEW ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]

Well, there you have it, folks. If you've been reading us, you'll know that we've been predicting a Chris Yandek beatdown for months now. The fact that it was a man with a broken neck and a hatchet wound on his dome was a little surprising, but it was bound to happen some day. On a side note, it's good to see everybody's favorite poster on the mend and back to his butt kicking ways. With another week or two of recovery, we expect Bob to be back making paths and doing charity walks with cigarettes dangling out of his mouth.

6. BOYLE - Marvin Tanner Rudi Stein Boyle returns to work

Source: Bakersfield Bee

Cat-loving, trivia maven and alias collector Tanner Boyle returned to school today where he'll resume his career teaching history and humanities to kids with more hyphens in their names than the Kenyan track team. Despite two months off, Boyle admitted to not being ready for the start of the school year and has already decided to show more films and play more pranks than he has in the past. When reached for comment, Boyle simply stated this.

[ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ OUR VIEW ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ] ]

Folks, we are dropping Boyle down our draft boards like a sack of kittens in a volcanic lake. It is obvious that the onetime talent has lost his desire and recent shot videos (since deleted) indicate that his heart just isn't in it this season. Boyle's shot videos weren't even shots at all. They were small pours of macro beers with zero gusto and an abundance of "I don't give a damn". Draft Boyle at your own risk this year.

That'll do it for today, Folks. Thanks for reading and thanks for letting us be a part of your GMTAN season. We'll see you tomorrow with the update.

Peace,

G
<_<
I've been working a lot at work, which is good since it's work and it's what I'm paid to do. And I've also been really busy at home with in-laws and new baby and kids and coaching and yard work (something I didn't have for four years). I always enjoyed the creative outlet this site offered me and though I'm extremely guilty of droning on and on with too many words, I haven't had the time to unleash my faux talents on ya'll so yesterday, upon reaching a point where I couldn't look at my work any longer, I started writing. And once I started, I couldn't stop. I was going to do updates of Frosty and Bogart and Fish but realized I had to stop before I hit-replied you all with a manifesto. Anyhow...felt good to write a bunch of drivel and I'd be embarrassed if I knew how much time I actually spent on it. :bag:
Really didn't know how to bring the funny to nephew frost, GB. Sorry. Some things are just too tricky for satire. :shrug:

 
I'm in a keeper league that lost an owner.Fairly decent team.Fun leeg with Walrustiity and zilla.Only fitty bux
TBD - TBDPlayer YTD Pts Bye Trade?Brady, Tom NEP QB - 9 TradeHoyer, Brian NEP QB - 9 TradeMallett, Ryan NEP QB - 9 TradeSanchez, Mark NYJ QB - 9 TradeBall, Lance DEN RB - 7 TradeHarper, Jamie TEN RB - 11 TradeMendenhall, Rashard PIT RB (O) - 4 TradePowell, Bilal NYJ RB - 9 TradeRinger, Javon TEN RB - 11 TradeStewart, Jonathan CAR RB - 6 TradeTomlinson, LaDainian FA RB - - TradeWilliams, DeAngelo CAR RB - 6 TradeAvant, Jason PHI WR - 7 TradeCobb, Randall GBP WR - 10 TradeFitzgerald, Larry ARI WR - 10 TradeMarshall, Brandon CHI WR - 6 TradeNaanee, Legedu MIA WR - 7 TradeNelson, Jordy GBP WR - 10 TradeSanders, Emmanuel PIT WR (P) - 4 TradeSimpson, Jerome MIN WR (S) - 11 TradeWhite, Roddy ATL WR - 7 TradeWilliams, Roy FA WR - - TradeFinley, Jermichael GBP TE (Q) - 10 TradeThomas, Julius DEN TE - 7 TradeWatson, Ben CLE TE - 10 TradeHanson, Jason DET PK - 5 Trade
 
I'm in a keeper league that lost an owner.Fairly decent team.Fun leeg with Walrustiity and zilla.Only fitty bux
TBD - TBDPlayer YTD Pts Bye Trade?Brady, Tom NEP QB - 9 TradeHoyer, Brian NEP QB - 9 TradeMallett, Ryan NEP QB - 9 TradeSanchez, Mark NYJ QB - 9 TradeBall, Lance DEN RB - 7 TradeHarper, Jamie TEN RB - 11 TradeMendenhall, Rashard PIT RB (O) - 4 TradePowell, Bilal NYJ RB - 9 TradeRinger, Javon TEN RB - 11 TradeStewart, Jonathan CAR RB - 6 TradeTomlinson, LaDainian FA RB - - TradeWilliams, DeAngelo CAR RB - 6 TradeAvant, Jason PHI WR - 7 TradeCobb, Randall GBP WR - 10 TradeFitzgerald, Larry ARI WR - 10 TradeMarshall, Brandon CHI WR - 6 TradeNaanee, Legedu MIA WR - 7 TradeNelson, Jordy GBP WR - 10 TradeSanders, Emmanuel PIT WR (P) - 4 TradeSimpson, Jerome MIN WR (S) - 11 TradeWhite, Roddy ATL WR - 7 TradeWilliams, Roy FA WR - - TradeFinley, Jermichael GBP TE (Q) - 10 TradeThomas, Julius DEN TE - 7 TradeWatson, Ben CLE TE - 10 TradeHanson, Jason DET PK - 5 Trade
Can you get Gates?
 
this thread has been a little slow recently

someone do something stupid, quick!
last night I went to sushi with the future ex mrs. fish II. we got a sashimi plate, and one of the pieces of fish was something neither of us had ever had before, but it was delicious. so we ordered more.I looked it up today:

My link

 
a couple minutes ago, my boss's boss's boss's boss's boss just happened to be walking by my desk and saw a prototype of a package that i have been working on and he asked what it would take for us to get it into the market ASAP. The design I have costs ~3x more than what we have today. I may have inadvertently just created a lot of work for people in one of our other functions. Oops

 
i've been out of town all week and the only thing i could find to pack for lunch was a Trader Joe's prepackaged salad that had been sitting in the back of my fridge for the last 2 weeks. What could possibly go wrong?

 
i've been out of town all week and the only thing i could find to pack for lunch was a Trader Joe's prepackaged salad that had been sitting in the back of my fridge for the last 2 weeks. What could possibly go wrong?
food-related explosive diarrhea chat activated
 
My 2 year old daughter refuses to nap whenever she's home with me. How much bourbon can I give her without causing any developmental problems?

 
Local Food Chat:

A Kincaid's cheeseburger, "Cowtown Style" with sauteed onions and jalapenos, is about as good a "fast food" burger you can get.

Had one with onion rings, stuffed jalapeno and chocolate malt. My fat ### is trying hard to stay awake now.

 
a couple minutes ago, my boss's boss's boss's boss's boss just happened to be walking by my desk and saw a prototype of a package that i have been working on and he asked what it would take for us to get it into the market ASAP. The design I have costs ~3x more than what we have today. I may have inadvertently just created a lot of work for people in one of our other functions. Oops
So instead of .013 cents to package twenty cents worth of soap that you sell for 7.98. it would cost them .039 cents to package twenty cents worth of soap that they can now sell for 9.98?
 
BREAKING NEWS--KEVZILLA IN WALKING BOOT FOR FOUR WEEKS

Source: Austin Real Estatesman

kevzilla has been placed in a walking boot and given corticosteroids for an "ongoing Achilles problem". Sources indicate he will be out through Week 2.

[[[[[[[[[[ OUR VIEW ]]]]]]]]]]

This solidifies cosjobs' spot atop the Aging Austin Hippie board. Don't count kevzilla out, though--this guy will do anything to make the Fremont Street Holepocalypse, and reports being "inspired" by the example of future HOF'er St. Louis Bob's rehab from having a small piece of brain lodged in his skull.

Sorry for the clutter, but we run this thread on a "you'll know what we know" basis.

Peace,

K

 
a couple minutes ago, my boss's boss's boss's boss's boss just happened to be walking by my desk and saw a prototype of a package that i have been working on and he asked what it would take for us to get it into the market ASAP. The design I have costs ~3x more than what we have today. I may have inadvertently just created a lot of work for people in one of our other functions. Oops
So instead of .013 cents to package twenty cents worth of soap that you sell for 7.98. it would cost them .039 cents to package twenty cents worth of soap that they can now sell for 9.98?
I wish our margins wre that high, then maybe our stock price would be increasing
 

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