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'Guster said:
So the ex and I recently had a talk about whether we are in Cincy for the long haul (well, at least until our daughter is in/out of college) or if there are other areas of the country where we'd be interested in living. Neither one of us is going to move without the other because we want to be involved in our daughter's daily life. We decided to independently come up with a list of our top 10 other places we'd be interested in learning more about and possibly living in. The good?/interesting thing is that our top 5's are pretty much the same (in no order): Austin, TXPortland, MEPortland, ORMinneapolis, MNSeattle, WAAny other places we should consider that might be similar to the list above?Any thoughts on the places? Pros/cons?One things I'm stuck on is trying to figure out employment opportunities. Even in my current company, I've managed to craft a bit of a unique role where I'm viewed as one of the experts in company for understanding the consumer and talking about changes in our products/new products will impact their lives. My background is in chemical engineering, but the work I do and love is more of a hybrid between Industrial Deisgn and Marketing. Most of the roles that I have found in quick searches in the cities above require a degree in one of those disciplines. :shrug:Also, it appears as thought most of those places have a higher cost of living than Cincinnati, so in order to maintain a similar standard of living, I'd have to make a good deal more than I currently do, so that further narrows the pool of opportunity. For example, i did a quick look at Portland, OR - to maintain the same standard of living, I'd have to make ~27% more, but employers typically only pay ~4.5% more than Cincy. The lone exception to this is probably Portland, ME, where I have plenty of family and I would end up doing more things with them, so my net expenditures would likely be less. Does anyone have any tips? Thoughts? Suggestions? Somewhat similar experiences?
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To really keep living expenses down, you could always commute from a certain York County town that is the Foreclosure Capital of Maine to Portland.
 
'Thorn said:
'Guster said:
So the ex and I recently had a talk about whether we are in Cincy for the long haul (well, at least until our daughter is in/out of college) or if there are other areas of the country where we'd be interested in living. Neither one of us is going to move without the other because we want to be involved in our daughter's daily life. We decided to independently come up with a list of our top 10 other places we'd be interested in learning more about and possibly living in. The good?/interesting thing is that our top 5's are pretty much the same (in no order): Austin, TXPortland, MEPortland, ORMinneapolis, MNSeattle, WAAny other places we should consider that might be similar to the list above?Any thoughts on the places? Pros/cons?One things I'm stuck on is trying to figure out employment opportunities. Even in my current company, I've managed to craft a bit of a unique role where I'm viewed as one of the experts in company for understanding the consumer and talking about changes in our products/new products will impact their lives. My background is in chemical engineering, but the work I do and love is more of a hybrid between Industrial Deisgn and Marketing. Most of the roles that I have found in quick searches in the cities above require a degree in one of those disciplines. :shrug:Also, it appears as thought most of those places have a higher cost of living than Cincinnati, so in order to maintain a similar standard of living, I'd have to make a good deal more than I currently do, so that further narrows the pool of opportunity. For example, i did a quick look at Portland, OR - to maintain the same standard of living, I'd have to make ~27% more, but employers typically only pay ~4.5% more than Cincy. The lone exception to this is probably Portland, ME, where I have plenty of family and I would end up doing more things with them, so my net expenditures would likely be less. Does anyone have any tips? Thoughts? Suggestions? Somewhat similar experiences?
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To really keep living expenses down, you could always commute from a certain York County town that is the Foreclosure Capital of Maine to Portland.
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Berwick? North Berwick? South Berwick?
 
A friend of mine recently began teaching yoga and she invited me to her beginners class since I've never done it before. I've never seen so many hot butts and legs in my entire life. All sorts of fun positions. I wore basketball shorts so my excited weener wasn't noticable.

At the end of class, we had a cool down period, and one of the instructors rubbed some minty girl lotion on my neck, arms and shoulders.

It was a horny good time. I can't wait to go again next week.

 
'EYLive said:
A friend of mine recently began teaching yoga and she invited me to her beginners class since I've never done it before. I've never seen so many hot butts and legs in my entire life. All sorts of fun positions. I wore basketball shorts so my excited weener wasn't noticable. At the end of class, we had a cool down period, and one of the instructors rubbed some minty girl lotion on my neck, arms and shoulders.It was a horny good time. I can't wait to go again next week.
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But what did the girls look like?
 
Attention Shuke:

Just passed an under construction Jack-in-the-Box on Ridge Ave.

Is this going to be worth checking out when it opens?

Also, Brandon Phillips just got tossed from the game. The guy in charge of the dump button at Fox Sports will probably be looking for work tomorrow.

 
'Brady Marino said:
Cos, now you need to play some Gears of War with UniAlias. Only then will you know the real Uni.
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Small steps, my friend. I don't even know if I can run Gears of War on my Kaypro with a 14.4 modem.
 
Almost a year to do the date our dog passed, we went to the shelter just to see how our kids interacted with other dogs, we were a little concerned about our 2 year old because she has shown some fear with other dogs.

We came home with a 5 month old black lab mix.

Someone teach me how to train a dog.

 
'shuke said:
Almost a year to do the date our dog passed, we went to the shelter just to see how our kids interacted with other dogs, we were a little concerned about our 2 year old because she has shown some fear with other dogs.

We came home with a 5 month old black lab mix.

Someone teach me how to train a dog.
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I used this guy 12 years ago with a completely nutso black lab. He trained her on a pinch collar and showed us how to work with her. Still the only dog I've owned that doesn't try to drag me round the block when on a leash.My link

 
'Rustoleum said:
'shuke said:
Almost a year to do the date our dog passed, we went to the shelter just to see how our kids interacted with other dogs, we were a little concerned about our 2 year old because she has shown some fear with other dogs.

We came home with a 5 month old black lab mix.

Someone teach me how to train a dog.
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I used this guy 12 years ago with a completely nutso black lab. He trained her on a pinch collar and showed us how to work with her. Still the only dog I've owned that doesn't try to drag me round the block when on a leash.My link
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Thanks :blackdot:
 
Uruk-idiocy Part 1: evidently, I thought it was a good idea to drive 60 miles to a Hooters today (& getting a hotel room I didn't use).

Uruk-idiocy Part 2: I damned near ran out of gas on the way back, even though I was driving through one of the most congested areas in the free world.

Uruk-idiocy Part 3: Finally becoming aware enough & finally deciding to stop, I couldn't work the gas pump so the girl - who looked hot at the time, being female and all - had to come out to tell me how to insert my card and push a button to choose the type of gas I wanted. Being as macho as possible, I chose high test.

Uruk-idiocy Part 4: After filling my tank I wrote my phone number on an old receipt from a 7-11 purchase about 100 years ago and proceded to march in to present it to her. "Call me", I said. "Yeah, ok" was the response (followed by a snicker from her coworker).

 
took us 4 years to have our first two, so of course I said we could try for another. Three months and a lot of thrusting later ..................number 3 is on her way.

 
'Wrigley said:
took us 4 years to have our first two, so of course I said we could try for another. Three months and a lot of thrusting later ..................number 3 is on her way.
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How do I stop the crazy? We have 4 days until little Bronkowitz is due and my wife is due for a clam kick followed by a Flair chop
 
Nice little tailgate today. At the ripe old age of 3, JR used the word girlfriend instead of girl friend for the first time today in reference to the 7 year old girl at the next RV. Angrywife is up in arms about it.

 
'bentley said:
Nice little tailgate today. At the ripe old age of 3, JR used the word girlfriend instead of girl friend for the first time today in reference to the 7 year old girl at the next RV. Angrywife is up in arms about it.
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He should probably stick to girls his own age. He's in open competition with Homer there.
 
'kevzilla said:
'bentley said:
Nice little tailgate today. At the ripe old age of 3, JR used the word girlfriend instead of girl friend for the first time today in reference to the 7 year old girl at the next RV. Angrywife is up in arms about it.
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He should probably stick to girls his own age. He's in open competition with Homer there.
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I also noticed today that he's growing some magic space hair so he may be in competition with you.
 
'bentley said:
'kevzilla said:
'bentley said:
Nice little tailgate today. At the ripe old age of 3, JR used the word girlfriend instead of girl friend for the first time today in reference to the 7 year old girl at the next RV. Angrywife is up in arms about it.
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He should probably stick to girls his own age. He's in open competition with Homer there.
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I also noticed today that he's growing some magic space hair so he may be in competition with you.
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Nonsense. He's already better with the ladies than I am. :lmao:
 
I read the comment section on WWTDD for the first time today. It's AWESOME. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

There is a poster there who goes by the name of Mr. Pickles.. :unsure:

 
'Uruk-Hai said:
Uruk-idiocy Part 1: evidently, I thought it was a good idea to drive 60 miles to a Hooters today (& getting a hotel room I didn't use).Uruk-idiocy Part 2: I damned near ran out of gas on the way back, even though I was driving through one of the most congested areas in the free world.Uruk-idiocy Part 3: Finally becoming aware enough & finally deciding to stop, I couldn't work the gas pump so the girl - who looked hot at the time, being female and all - had to come out to tell me how to insert my card and push a button to choose the type of gas I wanted. Being as macho as possible, I chose high test.Uruk-idiocy Part 4: After filling my tank I wrote my phone number on an old receipt from a 7-11 purchase about 100 years ago and proceded to march in to present it to her. "Call me", I said. "Yeah, ok" was the response (followed by a snicker from her coworker).
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
My apartment has hardwood floors throughout most of it and is pretty open, so I have a 50' or so stretch of straightaway space. My daughter just asked if she could rollerskate around. What could go wrong? :shrug:

 
One of my friends keeps posting pictures of his smoking hot 16 year old daughter. I'd guess she's an Offdee 8 at least. He keeps captioning the pics with things like my beautiful girl, my pretty little girl, etc.

In the latest picture, someone made a comment and his wife wrote something about wishing that person had made it out last night. When I saw that the person had replied "I know, I really wanted to come" it took all the willpower I have not to reply with an inappropriate comment

 
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My daughter and I were talking about what we want to do today... Her top choice? Go to the playground and play kickball :thumbup:

 
Bentley I never got tha spreadsheet you were going to send me. I guess I'll make my own, but I probably won't make it to Cover 3 until just before draft time at 4pm

 
'cosjobs said:
'Uruk-Hai said:
Uruk-idiocy Part 1: evidently, I thought it was a good idea to drive 60 miles to a Hooters today (& getting a hotel room I didn't use).Uruk-idiocy Part 2: I damned near ran out of gas on the way back, even though I was driving through one of the most congested areas in the free world.Uruk-idiocy Part 3: Finally becoming aware enough & finally deciding to stop, I couldn't work the gas pump so the girl - who looked hot at the time, being female and all - had to come out to tell me how to insert my card and push a button to choose the type of gas I wanted. Being as macho as possible, I chose high test.Uruk-idiocy Part 4: After filling my tank I wrote my phone number on an old receipt from a 7-11 purchase about 100 years ago and proceded to march in to present it to her. "Call me", I said. "Yeah, ok" was the response (followed by a snicker from her coworker).
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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:lmao:Sammy, Wrigley, Congrats. :lmao:YSR, Krista4 if I make another shot video, it will be dedicated to you.
 
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