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JaxBill
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Congrats GB.
Oh, hello Mr. Dancer.'kevzilla said:I've played 227K hands of VP on my computer. I'm down a completely theoretical three grand. It's 10/7 DB, so my completely theoretical edge is 0.17%.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday. 
Yes, you read that right. Broke his arm in two places. Surgery is Wednesday.
Yes, you read that right. Broke his arm in two places. Surgery is Wednesday.
charvik
Footballguy
Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday.
sorry GB.
bentley
Footballguy
Happy Birfday K4!
belljr
Footballguy
Acorn doesn't far from the tree, ayeDylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday.
sorry to hear:(
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday.
He's fine. I was gone yesterday so I didn't get to see him until this morning. I asked him how his arm was and he 
, waved his non broken arm in the air and said "it's fine" while looking at me as if I'm mentally challenged. It was only a matter of time. I've called him Danger for a good three years now. Kid loves to mix it up.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Dive into what?Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Voucher? That's not a meat raffle.There's a picture of the voucher on my Facebook page
Guster
Footballguy
He should have borrowed your diving bellDylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
:(Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
His floor probably. I think he is the reincarnation of a cheesy 70's cop show cop. Why climb down when you can jump and do a barrel roll across the floor.Dive into what?Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday.
bentley
Footballguy
I expect better from you. This is worse than the year my intoxicated father called the house every half hour demanding to know if Roger Staubach and Tony Dorsett were still available.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'm moving to Portland too.
flysack
Footballguy
I should have clarified this: "Saint Patrick" and "Speedy Johnson" are the names my 5 year old son gave to Fitz and Steve Johnson. He likes Mario Williams because his nickname is the same as the Italian plumber he makes kill mushrooms on the teevee.But I totally believe Fitz will throw 100 TDs to Johnson this season. That part was all me.
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flysack
Footballguy
From what I understand, I already live there, only with hundreds of thousands of less people, none of the crime, and (unfortunately) no albino potheads.
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
Let's all do it.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
WTF has GM been BTW?
Have you guys been following this story about the Russian rock group ##### Riot? Well, here's the story. Anyway, I was reading about them today in The Week (which is an awesome magazine particularly if you like different points of view which judging by the number of political threads in the FFA most don't) apparently one of the members put on a little public show where she stuffed and entire frozen chicken in her. W.T.F. 
cosjobs
Footballguy
in her what?WTF has GM been BTW?
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
Man, that's cold.WTF has GM been BTW?
flysack
Footballguy
###### Monologues inspired, I bet. From what little I've read, their antics are a protest against a pretty patriarchal Russian society. I mean, say what you will about feminist anger, but at least they're getting attention for doing/saying something besides acting stupid and shagging idiots on a "stolen" tape.Man, that's cold.WTF has GM been BTW?
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Marvin
Footballguy
Way back I broke my arm in two places. I never went back to those two places again.Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday.
mr. furley
Footballguy
not him unless he's dropping made up 7 letter words for 127 points. or 2 letter words with 'Q' and 'X' for 39.I read the comment section on WWTDD for the first time today. It's AWESOME.
There is a poster there who goes by the name of Mr. Pickles..
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I did not get Gates tonight.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Lets just say she gave birth to a chicken.'cosjobs said:
United Healthcare
My linkWay back I broke my arm in two places. I never went back to those two places again.Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Another satisfied customer.not him unless he's dropping made up 7 letter words for 127 points. or 2 letter words with 'Q' and 'X' for 39.I read the comment section on WWTDD for the first time today. It's AWESOME.
There is a poster there who goes by the name of Mr. Pickles..
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
Got him in both my leagues, one of which doesn't even use a TE.
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
:finger:Another satisfied customer.not him unless he's dropping made up 7 letter words for 127 points. or 2 letter words with 'Q' and 'X' for 39.I read the comment section on WWTDD for the first time today. It's AWESOME.
There is a poster there who goes by the name of Mr. Pickles..
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Cool it In chat, turbo.:finger:Another satisfied customer.not him unless he's dropping made up 7 letter words for 127 points. or 2 letter words with 'Q' and 'X' for 39.I read the comment section on WWTDD for the first time today. It's AWESOME.
There is a poster there who goes by the name of Mr. Pickles..
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
"I learned it from you, Dad". Too early?Seriously, that is horrible. What part of his arm?Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday.
Marvin
Footballguy
"I learned it by watching you"and "Too soon?"and although I'm not a doctor I'm going to guess he broke the bone part of his arm."I learned it from you, Dad". Too early?Seriously, that is horrible. What part of his arm?Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday.
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
Yes.Griffin, Luck, Richardson, Blackmon and even Wilson are better rookie picks. (I'm assuming this is a dynasty league).I don't know how you can pass on Luck with the #1 in a dynasty. Maybe if you have Cam Newton I guess. But then I'd almost certainly go with either Richardson or Blackmon.Martin doesn't excite me at all long term. The hype on him is way overblown IMO.But if you don't have Newton, I'm not sure how you can pass up a guy who's likely to be a top 5 QB in a few years and who could be a cornerstone of your team for the next decade.
Shark Pool is down the hall, dudes
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
"I learned it by watching you"and "Too soon?"and although I'm not a doctor I'm going to guess he broke the bone part of his arm."I learned it from you, Dad". Too early?Seriously, that is horrible. What part of his arm?Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday.
"too early"Jesus.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Wow, no ####?
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
Trying to avoid that. Almost 20,000 posts here in 6 years, a huge number of them in political posts, and I get my first timeout losing my cool while being trolled in a Marques Colston SP thread. Thanks, but apparently I'm more cut out for this cess pool rather than the Shark Pool.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
"I learned it from you, Dad". Too early?Seriously, that is horrible. What part of his arm?Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday.
Up by his elbow. They have to put a rod in his arm.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Bill prediction?"I learned it from you, Dad". Too early?Seriously, that is horrible. What part of his arm?Dylan decided to dive off his dresser yesterday.
Marvin
Footballguy
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I got roped into drafting BRONG's big money league via phone.
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
Damn, Poppy Montgomery is fantastic. 
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