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BTW, I reported Medium Aristotle like 3 times in the last hour.
Link?
The first offending post has been removed. And hopefully MA along with it.I don't think I've reported anyone before but it asks you for some sort of reason. I wrote "Awesome posters have been banned for less than this." I can't believe it might have actually had an effect. I figured the whole banning thing was reserved for entertaining posters that congregate in this GM-related vicinity.
I don't know what this means.
The post I first reported is no longer there. Drink less, rummy!
Say what now?
 
UL-Monroe just beat Arkansas on a 4th and 1 QB sneak in OT
All the desserters of the Southwest/Big 12 conference lost today: Missouri, A&M, Nebraska, and Arkansas.Makes me feel warm inside. Enjoy your new leegs doosches
I'm waaaaaaay tooo young to know what this meansETA: Sup Cos
Once upon a time there was a glorious college conference known as the Southwest Conference.One day, Arkansas got uppity and left for the SEC and 100 years of football tradition began to crumble.The SW conference booted their weak sisters (UH, TCU) and joined the Big 8 to make the Big 12.The Big 12 rises to prominence and Nebraska, Missouri and Texas A&M all leave for other conferences.Today those treasonous bastards all got their due by losing.ETA: Hey there GB TF. Always a pleasure to see you around.
Very reasonable to not notice their absence, but Colorado also lost GB. :hifive:
 
UL-Monroe just beat Arkansas on a 4th and 1 QB sneak in OT
All the desserters of the Southwest/Big 12 conference lost today: Missouri, A&M, Nebraska, and Arkansas.Makes me feel warm inside. Enjoy your new leegs doosches
I'm waaaaaaay tooo young to know what this meansETA: Sup Cos
Once upon a time there was a glorious college conference known as the Southwest Conference.One day, Arkansas got uppity and left for the SEC and 100 years of football tradition began to crumble.The SW conference booted their weak sisters (UH, TCU) and joined the Big 8 to make the Big 12.The Big 12 rises to prominence and Nebraska, Missouri and Texas A&M all leave for other conferences.Today those treasonous bastards all got their due by losing.ETA: Hey there GB TF. Always a pleasure to see you around.
Very reasonable to not notice their absence, but Colorado also lost GB. :hifive:
You just made my day a little bit better.
 
I'm pretty sure this will be my last post ever. I hate to #### up the GMTAN but I just think that if I put this in my depression thread, it would be missed. Got a call around midnight last night. My nephew was killed. The facts are still being sorted out. This is my nephew drafted by the White Sox and one of his "friends" that wasn't drafted apparently was drunk and took major acceptation to that.

So I know a number of things are running through your mind, mine too. Please let me address them as best as possible.

1. This was a good kid. I know that is always said but he really was. Although 25(?) now, he was a kid. My boys loved him so much because he just loved playing with them and their toys. A big, gentle, kid.

2. Yes, Mrs. SLB is a wreck. This was her Godson.

3. Yes, I'm a wreck. I loved this kid, because he was so simple, humble, and just lovable. I held him as a baby. My youngest son Dylan reminds me so much of him. A guy with extraordinary athletic abilities but sort of a "Lenny" upstairs.

4. I've said it before and I'll say it again. I love you guys. I don't type that easily. I mean it. I was a bad mother ####er in my youth. No doubt about it. I never hurt anybody innocent but let your mind wander a bit. I sort of "found religion" one day in my mid 20's and I've tried to make up for my lack of love and compassion ever since. Please know that through the love, compassion and friendship of so many of you over the, what, 15 years or so I've been here? well, you helped heal my soul a bit.

5. Please don't call, text or send me anything. It's a natural inclination and I get that. Just know, that I know, your heart is breaking right now too. Thanks for being a friend.

6. And finally, see #4, you're are probably wondering about retribution. I recuse myself of this situation. This mother####er has MUCH worse people to deal with than me and frankly, I'm just not that guy anymore. Lets just leave it at that.

7. You might contribute this to more "bad luck" but trust me here, I'm one of the luckiest guys in the world.

Well that's about it. Oh yeah, that wasn't hand sanitizer. It was gelatin. Yes I put that much work into making you folks laugh. That's me though. I love making people laugh. So don't worry about me, I'm still hard headed and tough as ever. I really ask one thing though, and this is something I preach to my wife and kids. My kids at least get it I think, Mrs. SLB does too. Love every day. Love #######it. In this stupid ####### world, bad #### happens. If you love as much as you can, you'll never be disappointed thinking you could have done more.

St. Louis, Cat Shirt, Catfish, Bob-out

 
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I'm pretty sure this will be my last post ever. I hate to #### up the GMTAN but I just think that if I put this in my depression thread, it would be missed. Got a call around midnight last night. My nephew was killed. The facts are still being sorted out. This is my nephew drafted by the White Sox and one of his "friends" that wasn't drafted apparently was drunk and took major acceptation to that. So I know a number of things are running through your mind, mine too. Please let me address them as best as possible.1. This was a good kid. I know that is always said but he really was. Although 25(?) now, he was a kid. My boys loved him so much because he just loved playing with them and their toys. A big, gentle, kid.2. Yes, Mrs. SLB is a wreck. This was her Godson.3. Yes, I'm a wreck. I loved this kid, because he was so simple, humble, and just lovable. I held him as a baby. My youngest son Dylan reminds me so much of him. A guy with extraordinary athletic abilities but sort of a "Lenny" upstairs.4. I've said it before and I'll say it again. I love you guys. I don't type that easily. I mean it. I was a bad mother ####er in my youth. No doubt about it. I never hurt anybody innocent but let your mind wander a bit. I sort of "found religion" one day in my mid 20's and I've tried to make up for my lack of love and compassion ever since. Please know that through the love, compassion and friendship of so many of you over the, what, 15 years or so I've been here? well, you helped heal my soul a bit.5. Please don't call, text or send me anything. It's a natural inclination and I get that. Just know, that I know, your heart is breaking right now too. Thanks for being a friend.6. And finally, see #4, you're are probably wondering about retribution. I recuse myself of this situation. This mother####er has MUCH worse people to deal with than me and frankly, I'm just not that guy anymore. Lets just leave it at that.7. You might contribute this to more "bad luck" but trust me here, I'm one of the luckiest guys in the world.Well that's about it. Oh yeah, that wasn't hand sanitizer. It was gelatin. Yes I put that much work into making you folks laugh. That's me though. I love making people laugh. So don't worry about me, I'm still hard headed and tough as ever. I really ask one thing though, and this is something I preach to my wife and kids. My kids at least get it I think, Mrs. SLB does too. Love every day. Love #######it. In this stupid ####### world, bad #### happens. If you love as much as you can, you'll never be disappointed thinking you could have done more.St. Louis, Cat Shirt, Catfish, Bob-out
:eek:TPW to you and your family.Will definitely honor #5, but wrt "this being your last post ever and the depression"...please don't do anything stupid SLB
 
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Sorry to hear, gb SLB. I understand if you're gone for a bit, but there's nothing you can say hear that we can't handle. I'm sure many of us would be happy to be someone for you to talk to or "post with" when you need an outlet.

 
:unsure: Texting last night with this girl I've been seeing and I mentioned I was bummed I had a late meeting and my football team was playing on MNF. She lives near my work and offered to record the game and order in pizza for me, so I could catch up through the commercials quickly. She doesn't even like football.
She's perfect. Marry her.
 
I'm pretty sure this will be my last post ever. I hate to #### up the GMTAN but I just think that if I put this in my depression thread, it would be missed. Got a call around midnight last night. My nephew was killed. The facts are still being sorted out. This is my nephew drafted by the White Sox and one of his "friends" that wasn't drafted apparently was drunk and took major acceptation to that. So I know a number of things are running through your mind, mine too. Please let me address them as best as possible.1. This was a good kid. I know that is always said but he really was. Although 25(?) now, he was a kid. My boys loved him so much because he just loved playing with them and their toys. A big, gentle, kid.2. Yes, Mrs. SLB is a wreck. This was her Godson.3. Yes, I'm a wreck. I loved this kid, because he was so simple, humble, and just lovable. I held him as a baby. My youngest son Dylan reminds me so much of him. A guy with extraordinary athletic abilities but sort of a "Lenny" upstairs.4. I've said it before and I'll say it again. I love you guys. I don't type that easily. I mean it. I was a bad mother ####er in my youth. No doubt about it. I never hurt anybody innocent but let your mind wander a bit. I sort of "found religion" one day in my mid 20's and I've tried to make up for my lack of love and compassion ever since. Please know that through the love, compassion and friendship of so many of you over the, what, 15 years or so I've been here? well, you helped heal my soul a bit.5. Please don't call, text or send me anything. It's a natural inclination and I get that. Just know, that I know, your heart is breaking right now too. Thanks for being a friend.6. And finally, see #4, you're are probably wondering about retribution. I recuse myself of this situation. This mother####er has MUCH worse people to deal with than me and frankly, I'm just not that guy anymore. Lets just leave it at that.7. You might contribute this to more "bad luck" but trust me here, I'm one of the luckiest guys in the world.Well that's about it. Oh yeah, that wasn't hand sanitizer. It was gelatin. Yes I put that much work into making you folks laugh. That's me though. I love making people laugh. So don't worry about me, I'm still hard headed and tough as ever. I really ask one thing though, and this is something I preach to my wife and kids. My kids at least get it I think, Mrs. SLB does too. Love every day. Love #######it. In this stupid ####### world, bad #### happens. If you love as much as you can, you'll never be disappointed thinking you could have done more.St. Louis, Cat Shirt, Catfish, Bob-out
:eek:TPW to you and your family.Will definitely honor #5, but wrt "this being your last post ever and the depression"...please don't do anything stupid SLB
Don't know you on the "outside" SLB but T&P your way man.
 
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So sorry Bob. Truly sorry.

I will respect #5 too, but it's not going to be easy.

T&P your way GB....... Don't do anything crazy

 
I'm pretty sure this will be my last post ever. I hate to #### up the GMTAN but I just think that if I put this in my depression thread, it would be missed. Got a call around midnight last night. My nephew was killed. The facts are still being sorted out. This is my nephew drafted by the White Sox and one of his "friends" that wasn't drafted apparently was drunk and took major acceptation to that.

So I know a number of things are running through your mind, mine too. Please let me address them as best as possible.

1. This was a good kid. I know that is always said but he really was. Although 25(?) now, he was a kid. My boys loved him so much because he just loved playing with them and their toys. A big, gentle, kid.

2. Yes, Mrs. SLB is a wreck. This was her Godson.

3. Yes, I'm a wreck. I loved this kid, because he was so simple, humble, and just lovable. I held him as a baby. My youngest son Dylan reminds me so much of him. A guy with extraordinary athletic abilities but sort of a "Lenny" upstairs.

4. I've said it before and I'll say it again. I love you guys. I don't type that easily. I mean it. I was a bad mother ####er in my youth. No doubt about it. I never hurt anybody innocent but let your mind wander a bit. I sort of "found religion" one day in my mid 20's and I've tried to make up for my lack of love and compassion ever since. Please know that through the love, compassion and friendship of so many of you over the, what, 15 years or so I've been here? well, you helped heal my soul a bit.

5. Please don't call, text or send me anything. It's a natural inclination and I get that. Just know, that I know, your heart is breaking right now too. Thanks for being a friend.

6. And finally, see #4, you're are probably wondering about retribution. I recuse myself of this situation. This mother####er has MUCH worse people to deal with than me and frankly, I'm just not that guy anymore. Lets just leave it at that.

7. You might contribute this to more "bad luck" but trust me here, I'm one of the luckiest guys in the world.

Well that's about it. Oh yeah, that wasn't hand sanitizer. It was gelatin. Yes I put that much work into making you folks laugh. That's me though. I love making people laugh. So don't worry about me, I'm still hard headed and tough as ever. I really ask one thing though, and this is something I preach to my wife and kids. My kids at least get it I think, Mrs. SLB does too. Love every day. Love #######it. In this stupid ####### world, bad #### happens. If you love as much as you can, you'll never be disappointed thinking you could have done more.

St. Louis, Cat Shirt, Catfish, Bob-out
Damn, sorry to hear this. T&P.As for the bolded, you can't leave yet, you still owe us an actual shot video. You know, the kind where you are drunk enough to color in your nipple, or do a horrible impression in only a Yao Ming jersey.

 
Sadly, it appears that that my potential future ex wife is just going to be a regular ex. No 1/4 of the fish fortune for you, lady.
Could really use the full story here. :popcorn:
May have jumped the gun on this update. Turns out she argues funny. I mentioned that she has a stalker ex (she actually has two). She's let this guy hang out with her daughter because there's no dad in the picture and she thought it was good to have her daughter have a male figure who stayed around. He was clearly using this to stay in the gf's life, and she knew it but didn't care because her daughter likes the guy and she thought it was good for her. I told her this was weird, creepy and unhealthy and needed to stop if we were going to be serious. We argued about it on and off for a couple days, I told her it was a dealbreaker and that I was out. That's when I posted the update....Turns out she had talked to a couple people about it when I first raised this issue, and they agreed that they thought it was weird and unhealthy and that they just hadn't said anything because they didn't feel like it was their place unless she asked.So she talked to him and told him he needed to be gone, and couldn't come around her or her daughter anymore--but then argued with me about it on and off for 3 days afterward without telling me that she'd done that because she wanted me to "understand her perspective."
 
Sadly, it appears that that my potential future ex wife is just going to be a regular ex. No 1/4 of the fish fortune for you, lady.
Could really use the full story here. :popcorn:
May have jumped the gun on this update. Turns out she argues funny. I mentioned that she has a stalker ex (she actually has two). She's let this guy hang out with her daughter because there's no dad in the picture and she thought it was good to have her daughter have a male figure who stayed around. He was clearly using this to stay in the gf's life, and she knew it but didn't care because her daughter likes the guy and she thought it was good for her. I told her this was weird, creepy and unhealthy and needed to stop if we were going to be serious. We argued about it on and off for a couple days, I told her it was a dealbreaker and that I was out. That's when I posted the update....Turns out she had talked to a couple people about it when I first raised this issue, and they agreed that they thought it was weird and unhealthy and that they just hadn't said anything because they didn't feel like it was their place unless she asked.So she talked to him and told him he needed to be gone, and couldn't come around her or her daughter anymore--but then argued with me about it on and off for 3 days afterward without telling me that she'd done that because she wanted me to "understand her perspective."
When's the wedding?
 
Sorry to hear, gb SLB. I understand if you're gone for a bit, but there's nothing you can say hear that we can't handle. I'm sure many of us would be happy to be someone for you to talk to or "post with" when you need an outlet.
This
:goodposting:Hang in there SLB. I hope you find solace in your time away with your family. :(
All of this :goodposting: more of lurker in here but wanted to offer my thoprawishes to you and your family.
 
I'm really sorry Bob. Take all the time you need. Homer is ready to step up to the plate. Fish too. Like lifelong friends you'll just come back in when you are ready.

 
Wow, SLB. :(

I have a nephew who's like a son to me and I can't imagine something like this. I don't know what to say other than I wish you the best dealing with this.

 

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