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My take has less to do with the atrocious butchering of the spelling and more to do with the intrinsic need to sign off as "Chayse & Hudsyns Mommy".1) Hot MILFs in a Benz don't have the 'needs' issues requisite to sign off in this manner2) Hot MILFs in a Benz don't use the word 'mommy'. It's whiskey tango and pretty creepy.
Delete this post and let's pretend this never happened.so I need a dumb post for my fantasy board after the lambasting I took for overpaying for RG3 in my auction league. I know it's only one week but still.Was trying to steal something from BDP:One two three, the crew is called BDPand if you want to go to the tip topstop the violence in hip-hop, Y-OOne two three, the man is called RG3and if you want to go to the tip topstart the QB in the lineup, Y-O
Help!
With this response I think I hit it out of the park!!! It's perfect awfulness!!!I hope for all that is right in this world, that the ink cartridges I sold you, don't have to print this.so I need a dumb post for my fantasy board after the lambasting I took for overpaying for RG3 in my auction league. I know it's only one week but still.Was trying to steal something from BDP:One two three, the crew is called BDPand if you want to go to the tip topstop the violence in hip-hop, Y-OOne two three, the man is called RG3and if you want to go to the tip topstart the QB in the lineup, Y-O
I see your point.
one too many i's in Roethlisberger, there
####, i just swallowed an ice cuberichard'Marvin said:
yeah...here for a training class for work for 2 nights. a few of us want to go, but don't feel like dealing with the randoms selling tickets. Just got tickets for $16 each on the 1st base line, 25 rows up. I'm sure we'll be able to move up once we get thereI just paid money to go to the astros/cubs game tomorrowlike real money?
Blacky I think.I think Blackmon has more red zone potential with his ability to go up and catch the ball. Plus, Harvin is kind of a flake.
blackmon
I'd go Harvin. WRs are hard to predict, and he's a proven commodity. It's the safer call.
You do realize Blackmon is three years younger?
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I didn't even know that sports science existed until 10 mins ago. True story. Also, suck it, Plaxico.
There's a good one on Ryan Mathews. He doesn't get hurt or anything.
And a rookie who could end up a complete bust. Harvin's a borderline stud with a better QB and in a better organization.
Other than MJD, who's been any good for Jacksonville in the last ten years? Jimmy Smith?
chillax, gramps
Umm...it's the Astros. You're going to want to get as far AWAY from the action as possible.yeah...here for a training class for work for 2 nights. a few of us want to go, but don't feel like dealing with the randoms selling tickets. Just got tickets for $16 each on the 1st base line, 25 rows up. I'm sure we'll be able to move up once we get thereI just paid money to go to the astros/cubs game tomorrow
How do you change the name of your team?
outstanding work
To be fair, I read it to her and her brother. They still like to me to read books to them at night. It's a nice little bonding thing we have going on. And if I'm going to have to read something, it's going to be something that I'm at least interested in. Plus, we like to read book that we can then watch the movie after.We are on "The Power of One" right now, because I liked the movie when it came out. Only a couple of chapters in. And I'm not sure its the right fit. The protagonist is currently five years old, and he is being tormented by Nazi's in 1930s South Africa because he is circumcized. There is entirely too much discussion of his "hatless snake" for my taste. Somehow, I don't remember the movie being quite like this. I'm giving it another chapter or two.My daughter is right now being reading To Kill a Mockingbird for one of her classes.She's in 10th grade AP English
Stick with the Power of One. It's a great book, once he starts boxing lessons, things really pick up.To be fair, I read it to her and her brother. They still like to me to read books to them at night. It's a nice little bonding thing we have going on. And if I'm going to have to read something, it's going to be something that I'm at least interested in. Plus, we like to read book that we can then watch the movie after.We are on "The Power of One" right now, because I liked the movie when it came out. Only a couple of chapters in. And I'm not sure its the right fit. The protagonist is currently five years old, and he is being tormented by Nazi's in 1930s South Africa because he is circumcized. There is entirely too much discussion of his "hatless snake" for my taste. Somehow, I don't remember the movie being quite like this. I'm giving it another chapter or two.My daughter is right now being reading To Kill a Mockingbird for one of her classes.She's in 10th grade AP English
I don't get it. Pretty sure black is the norm now, no?I don't feel like working, so a story (remember we live in ultra-liberal Northern Virginia]icked up my daughter (8 years old, 3rd grader) from her friends house last night. At one point as we were leaving, we were making small-talk, and the mom was talking about having difficulty in finding good books to read with her kids. My daughter pipes up with "We just finished to Kill a Mockingbird, and it was pretty good." Then she started to ramble a little, and said that she liked the book more than the movie because the movie was a little slow.The mom asked if the movie was just like the book.My daughter: "Yeah, except in the courtroom scene, in the book, the black guy had a mangled arm, and in the movie it wasn't mangled. That was a little confusing."The mom: "The African American Man." (it wasn't a question).My daughter: [blinks] "huh?"The mom: "You said black guy. You mean the African American man."My daughter: [Looks at me . . . I shrug.] "Um. I guess."The mom: [smiles] "There now."Awkward silence.Me: "Ok, sport, ready to go?"My daughter: [blinks again. And then--I swear--gives me the stink-eye.] "Yeah . . . sure dad."
"We are all black friends.'I don't get it. Pretty sure black is the norm now, no?I don't feel like working, so a story (remember we live in ultra-liberal Northern Virginia]
I'm not sure Norther Virginia's got the memo. "African American" is pretty much the norm here. At times, "black" feels like the new "colored." Sometimes I wonder if I'm just being a grumpy old man by sticking with it.
I hope so.
pollute?
like peeing in a honey bucket at this point.
It just keeps getting better.So today we're discussing the answers from yesterday. Fourth of July comes up again. I said "The Continental Congress actually voted for independence on July 2nd. So actually we could be celebrating the 2nd of July every year instead of the 4th."The same kid from yesterday says "That'd be cool. That means it would always be on the weekend."'Marvin said:
you should have said, "actually, the actor was from jamaica"'Sweet J said:I don't feel like working, so a story (remember we live in ultra-liberal Northern Virginia]
I think I want your job.
This is the same kid that told me that the government built a concentration camp near the Denver airport. http://www.mt.net/~watcher/nwodnver.htmlAnd then yesterday I told my students about how the 9/11 conspiracy theories are total bull####.
That's a good one.
I finally decided to read some of that link, skipped down halfway and came across this gem
I think Homer might be an alien.
@ Little Spinners. :franticallysearchesforpassport:
