Radio Free Homer
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Screw you guys, I'm going home. [/cartman]
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Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
Seriously though, TF's mention of Vegas just reminds me how long it's been since I've thrown the dice. I gotta find me an Indian casino within driving distance. Or a local poker game. Or at least bang an Asian hooker without using a condom. But for Christ's sake, I NEED TO GAMBLE!!!!
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
You're an idiot
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I bet you $20 I can get you gambling before the end of the day. I'll give you 3 to 1 odds.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I laid my claim.Alum here. You need to have been on board from the 80s to claim this. Maybe earlier.How about my first place Minnesota Golden Gophers!
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
BOOK IT!
Lynch. Best offensive weapon on that team. You never know what you're getting with Dallas. It'll likely be close, but gun to my head, I go Lynch
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We've got a group of guys that typically go once a year...on the first Saints away game (doing the 2nd one this year)...stay at the Hilton which is the best sports book IMO and do all of our grambling downtime. Last year, we went on an 8 hour craps run at a $5 table....was freaking awesome
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Russel Wilson is the best offensive weapon in the NFL let alone on the Seahawks/Imthescientist
General Malaise
Footballguy
Got a batch of crockpot chicken going on low. House smells like heaven. Might even make some crockpot chicken later while I'm making crockpot chicken. 
Coached a double header in soccer today. My team lost by a combined score of 11-2 and it could have been much much worse. My goalie quit in a trail of tears and his replacement got smashed in the nose so bad I had to remove my headband to contain the massive bleeding. I might be a worse coach than Rich Kotite.
Coached a double header in soccer today. My team lost by a combined score of 11-2 and it could have been much much worse. My goalie quit in a trail of tears and his replacement got smashed in the nose so bad I had to remove my headband to contain the massive bleeding. I might be a worse coach than Rich Kotite.
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
God, I miss 8 hour runs at the craps table more than I miss getting teenage tail.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Anybody throw the dice clear off the table? /jeep
General Malaise
Footballguy
Jesus christ man, get a hold of yourself. I'm going to copy/save this and show it to you in the morning. Morning Homer will kick Night Homer square in the nuts after reading this.God, I miss 8 hour runs at the craps table more than I miss getting teenage tail.
Got a batch of crockpot chicken going on low. House smells like heaven. Might even make some crockpot chicken later while I'm making crockpot chicken.
Made a crockpot beef stew this morning and a had a big batch of red beans and rice going all dayTo be fair to jeep, only half of the table was open
Marvin
Footballguy
Wife and I are going to an Indian casino about 90 minutes from here for my birthday. We're just getting a room for one night. We went there a few months back for my aunt's birthday. The rooms are actually pretty nice. The casino, on the other hand, is so-so. It's cramped because they've crammed as many slots as possible in there. And for some reason they can't have dice games. Oh, here's the real kicker...you can't drink alcohol in the casino. I have no idea why. But there is a bar right next to the casino that has video poker. Indians are weird.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Wow. Worst casino I ever heard of
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
We'll need Nipsey to make the final call here.Alum here. You need to have been on board from the 80s to claim this. Maybe earlier.How about my first place Minnesota Golden Gophers!
Same thing with the weird Wisconsin Casino with the half craps table
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I believe Nips requires a three generation legacy, minimum.We'll need Nipsey to make the final call here.Alum here. You need to have been on board from the 80s to claim this. Maybe earlier.How about my first place Minnesota Golden Gophers!
General Malaise
Footballguy
I dunno, man...he threw those dice like Doug Flutie's Hail Mary pass.
Marvin
Footballguy
Yeah, we're not going for the casino really. Probably stick to drinking and playing VP.
Marvin
Footballguy
You go to cracked.com?
touche
brb
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Did you google image search "juicy as#es" yet?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
This is just stupid. Stop saying this.
Guster
Footballguy
I already had earlier in the day
should I post it to the thread, or are you going to?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Hey, that was sure fun when my wife looked over to observe this little exercise. How about we start adding pron disclaimers for those of us not on a first name basis with the stars of Van Nuys, CA, kay fella? Thanks.
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
Not if you actually start reading it.
Thorn
Footballguy
Foxwoods.
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
Let's go.
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
The two fried balogna sandwiches I just had did not get the job done. Turkey and swiss or a couple dogs with Bush's baked beans?
NM, I just answered my own question.
NM, I just answered my own question.
Thorn
Footballguy
Columbus day weekend. I'll pick up zooks on the way down.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Jamming to some Lionel Richie. Getting a little silly, really.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Are you Todd Gack?Just lost a bet with a girl and now I have to cook dinner. Any recipe ideas?
Thorn
Footballguy
Serious post
Just wanted to give validation that is warranted. I played golf with my dad today. We play together a lot. Usually him, my brother and me. Mostly he loses. Today he won. It just so happens that my dad is a pretty amazing athlete. He earned 12 varsity letters in high school. He was all-conference in two sports in college. To the point where he's kind of locally famous. Anyhow, usually we have a beer after golf at the clubhouse. Today, instead, I said, hey let's go to [this quirky bar which used to sponsor semi-pro teams that my dad played for in the 60s]. Dad looked at me funny, but agreed.
We went, and in the back room they have this "wall of fame," which is a hand painted wall with a bunch of portraits of famous Boston athletes, plus the names of a bunch of local heroes written around them in fancy script. I knew my dad's name was up on that wall from being there before, but all the same I asked him, "you up there dad?"
Of course he gruffly answered, "well it should be!"
So we found his name, which is cool, but what's infinitely more cool is that, for a couple hours, we sat there looking at the wall and picking out names and I would say, "dad, what about this guy, who was he?" And dad would have a story about them.
Example:
Me: "Dad, Slimmy Lee, who's that?"
Dad: "Oh Slimmy, great basketball player, like a 2-3. Make a shot from anywhere. Nice guy, too. Funny story. One time in an off-season tournament. We were playing each other hard the whole game. One point he shoves me right in the face. I hear the whistle, ok I know I got foul shots coming. But next thing I know, our coach has picked up his folding chair and is chasing Slimmy around the court."
I could write 25 more of them, because we sat there having drinks and talking old school local sports for three hours.
Anyhow, I know sometimes in this thread we deal with loss. Often when I've asked, 'what can I do to help?' I've been told, the only thing I can do is to cherish the people I have. I'm told to take advantage while they are here. So for those of you who have said that, know that it landed. Without you saying that, today wouldn't have happened.
I contrived a reason to go to a different place with dad today. Today is a day I know. I will look back on when he's gone and be thankful that I had it. The reason I'll have it is because of you dickmittens.
We went, and in the back room they have this "wall of fame," which is a hand painted wall with a bunch of portraits of famous Boston athletes, plus the names of a bunch of local heroes written around them in fancy script. I knew my dad's name was up on that wall from being there before, but all the same I asked him, "you up there dad?"
Of course he gruffly answered, "well it should be!"
So we found his name, which is cool, but what's infinitely more cool is that, for a couple hours, we sat there looking at the wall and picking out names and I would say, "dad, what about this guy, who was he?" And dad would have a story about them.
Example:
Me: "Dad, Slimmy Lee, who's that?"
Dad: "Oh Slimmy, great basketball player, like a 2-3. Make a shot from anywhere. Nice guy, too. Funny story. One time in an off-season tournament. We were playing each other hard the whole game. One point he shoves me right in the face. I hear the whistle, ok I know I got foul shots coming. But next thing I know, our coach has picked up his folding chair and is chasing Slimmy around the court."
I could write 25 more of them, because we sat there having drinks and talking old school local sports for three hours.
Anyhow, I know sometimes in this thread we deal with loss. Often when I've asked, 'what can I do to help?' I've been told, the only thing I can do is to cherish the people I have. I'm told to take advantage while they are here. So for those of you who have said that, know that it landed. Without you saying that, today wouldn't have happened.
I contrived a reason to go to a different place with dad today. Today is a day I know. I will look back on when he's gone and be thankful that I had it. The reason I'll have it is because of you dickmittens.
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cstu
Footballguy
Cream of Sum Yung Gai.Just lost a bet with a girl and now I have to cook dinner. Any recipe ideas?
cstu
Footballguy
This probably meant more to your dad than you'll ever know.
cstu
Footballguy
I usually go eat at Milliways.
cstu
Footballguy
Better be since the gambling sucks. No offense to Shuke, who loves slots.
cstu
Footballguy
What do you have against 19 yo's?Jesus christ man, get a hold of yourself. I'm going to copy/save this and show it to you in the morning. Morning Homer will kick Night Homer square in the nuts after reading this.God, I miss 8 hour runs at the craps table more than I miss getting teenage tail.
Run It Up
Footballguy
It gets worse, then better. Then worse again. Unless you have been to the internet's butthole then your journey has yet to begin.
Guster
Footballguy
This didn't last long
Guess all I needed to do was post here and the magical innerwebs gods (Pickles, is that you?) would send me some #####. 
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Yea, you're going to have to turn this schedule around. I think this happened with my daughter and we would only let her take small naps during the day, until she was on a good schedule.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
I'd go Lynch.He should get you 3-4 receptions to go along with close to 100yds rushing
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
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