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ANNOUNCING GMTAN PHUNNY PHOTO CONTEST

For some reason somebody decided to decorate the teachers lounge this year. The centerpiece is THIS...the "Lipschitz Middle School Family Tree!"

1. GAY

2. Good thing they put a photo of every teacher in a spot where only teachers are going to see it.

3. The photo they put up of me makes me look like Chris Hanson is waiting around the corner.

4. According to what I've learned from Freemen on the Land and Posse Comitatus they have no right to use a likeness of my person.

So I took my photo down about 2 weeks ago and nobody has noticed. Now there's a nice big space just waiting to be filled.

I'm looking to replace my photo with something with a very high shtick content.

Rules:

Must be Safe for Work obviously.

It should be something that I can make into a 5x7 and print out on a color printer.

That's about it.

BONZAI!

 
'Marvin said:
ANNOUNCING GMTAN PHUNNY PHOTO CONTEST

For some reason somebody decided to decorate the teachers lounge this year. The centerpiece is THIS...the "Lipschitz Middle School Family Tree!"

1. GAY

2. Good thing they put a photo of every teacher in a spot where only teachers are going to see it.

3. The photo they put up of me makes me look like Chris Hanson is waiting around the corner.

4. According to what I've learned from Freemen on the Land and Posse Comitatus they have no right to use a likeness of my person.

So I took my photo down about 2 weeks ago and nobody has noticed. Now there's a nice big space just waiting to be filled.

I'm looking to replace my photo with something with a very high shtick content.

Rules:

Must be Safe for Work obviously.

It should be something that I can make into a 5x7 and print out on a color printer.

That's about it.

BONZAI!
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'Mr. Pickles said:
'Frostillicus said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Frostillicus said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
Awful.
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Sorry, I'm not staying to watch an entire Gopher football game on a beautiful Saturday when the kids are at my parents' house for the majority of the day.
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What did you do instead, Magellan?
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Went to the bar and got day drunk.
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Without the baggage of having to talk to TRE. Good move.
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They sell beer at the games now, fyi.
 
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
'General Malaise said:
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
'General Malaise said:
'Frostillicus said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
Awful.
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Sorry, I'm not staying to watch an entire Gopher football game on a beautiful Saturday when the kids are at my parents' house for the majority of the day.
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Dude, we're embarking on an epic season here. When's the last time the Gophers were in the driver's seat for the Big Ten? Man...good thing we have true fans like me and Tre.
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Did I miss how you're a Gopher fan? Is my notebook down? Is my shtick meter down? How's your little one doing? My GB has his third daughter yesterday, Olivia Faith. We visited them tonight and got a pic of Charles with her laying in the bed. I said "Mark, I hope for your sake this doesn't happen in about 16 years".

He said "You mean for his sake...she's the one crying and they haven't even touched each other" :lmao:
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Oh, I'm just being shticky. Last year, we were all Bills fans until they started playing games in October. I like teams that are kind of off the map, so to speak. Central Michigan, Boise State long before they were the program they are now...hell, I even started going to Oregon games in '96 just because. I have no ties to the school, but bought season tickets in 2000 because I love college football. When I went to Scupper's cabin back in '06, I bought my son a Gopher's sweatshirt & matching pants. Love the colors. Plus, when they had Barber and Maroney, I used to LOVE waking up at 9am on Saturday's and rooting for the Gophers. They made me a ton of dough back then.Blah blah blah, bad attempt at funny. Little Hazel is doing sensational. Had her 2 month appointment today. She's doubled in size and is now in the 90th percentile for weight. Good little eater, this one. Pretty good sleeper too. Not much for chores or conversation, but she likes to watch football with me.

How is fatherhood going for you? Game changer, no doubt. :thumbup:
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Game changer for sure. I went back to work the day after we came home from the hospital so I don't think it's really settled in yet. He and I were hanging out watching Peyton so his best Cutler impression tonight and I thought to myself "Holy ####, I have a son and were watching football together!" I'm still trying to get my head around it. But it's been great so far. Strange times indeedI've been to every Badger-Gopher game since 97. Barber III and Maroney were beasts in college. A GB of mine played for the Gopher in the late 90s (Tre, you meet Jon). He said they were NFL bound their freshman year.
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I think she found my stash....
 
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