GM's thread about nothing (24 Viewers)

[Aaron Rudnicki]

drunk and watching 18th inning of mariners/orioles

Frosty>bad beat in this game.

 

[UOFI_316]

page 2 save, must be some serious business today.

 

[Marvin]

I'm drunk as hell in California. I think I can see Oildale U from here.

Where you at?

 

[belljr]

ANNOUNCING GMTAN PHUNNY PHOTO CONTEST

For some reason somebody decided to decorate the teachers lounge this year. The centerpiece is THIS...the "Lipschitz Middle School Family Tree!"

1. GAY

2. Good thing they put a photo of every teacher in a spot where only teachers are going to see it.

3. The photo they put up of me makes me look like Chris Hanson is waiting around the corner.

4. According to what I've learned from Freemen on the Land and Posse Comitatus they have no right to use a likeness of my person.

So I took my photo down about 2 weeks ago and nobody has noticed. Now there's a nice big space just waiting to be filled.

I'm looking to replace my photo with something with a very high shtick content.

Rules:

Must be Safe for Work obviously.

It should be something that I can make into a 5x7 and print out on a color printer.

That's about it.

BONZAI!

A little late , but I think THIS would be a good pic to put up

I'm late also and 100% sure it's been used but my entry

 

[Marvin]

I'm going to totally break character and post a cat picture

 

[Marvin]

Not cat related. Fox related. Very fox related.

 

[Marvin]

You know those pics where people try to recreate an old family photo? Yeah...

 

[EYLive]

You know those pics where people try to recreate an old family photo? Yeah...

scary

 

[EYLive]

Not cat related. Fox related. Very fox related.

If I saw that guy on a bus, I'd turn right around and get off.

 

[YSR]

Not cat related. Fox related. Very fox related.

If I saw that guy on a bus, I'd turn right around and get off.

You could probably get arrested for that.

 

[belljr]

2 poodles?

 

[belljr]

Hunky Chad

 

[bentley]

Granny bentley passed away Sunday. Just got back from the funeral. Had to translate many of the family conversations from bentley to English for my wife. It was like living an episode of Honey Boo Boo.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Granny bentley passed away Sunday. Just got back from the funeral. Had to translate many of the family conversations from bentley to English for my wife. It was like living an episode of Honey Boo Boo.

TPW

 

[Marvin]

Granny bentley passed away Sunday. Just got back from the funeral. Had to translate many of the family conversations from bentley to English for my wife. It was like living an episode of Honey Boo Boo.

Sorry to hear that.and

 

[Marvin]

Not cat related. Fox related. Very fox related.

If I saw that guy on a bus, I'd turn right around and get off.

You could probably get arrested for that.

 

[Marvin]

Hunky Chad

Chad Fuller

 

[phishphan]

Hunky Chad

Chad Fuller

sadly, since the death of "Fuller", many may not get that.

 

[General Malaise]

This is all the Jaguars' fault:http://www.news4jax.com/news/Deputies-Sex-on-Interstate-95-in-Nassau-County-escalates-to-assault-with-gun/-/475880/16646252/-/ajtilnz/-/index.html

Poor Suzanne Welker...talk about ruining her career. How long before she is forced to go into porn? Hawt!

 

[Mr.Pack]

Granny bentley passed away Sunday. Just got back from the funeral. Had to translate many of the family conversations from bentley to English for my wife. It was like living an episode of Honey Boo Boo.

Sorry to hear bentley. :(

 

[General Malaise]

What is Honey Boo Boo? I gather some show? Worth my time?

 

[Mr.Pack]

What is Honey Boo Boo? I gather some show? Worth my time?

One of the better shows on TV now.Definitely check it out. You won't be disappointed

 

[Marvin]

What is Honey Boo Boo? I gather some show? Worth my time?

One of the better shows on TV now.Definitely check it out. You won't be disappointed

Homer says it's better than Breaking Bad.

 

[bentley]

Granny bentley passed away Sunday. Just got back from the funeral. Had to translate many of the family conversations from bentley to English for my wife. It was like living an episode of Honey Boo Boo.

TPW

Thanks. She was sick for a while so it wasn't a surprise.My favorite part of the day was when my uncle loaded up the men of the family, including my 90 year old grandfather, in his restored 57 Chevy and drove us to the funeral home where we proceeded to do a couple burnouts in the parking lot before going in for the service. I thought we were going to get a 2 for 1 deal on services judging from my grandfathers reaction. Last night the auto shop was full of empty Makers Mark bottles and had a funny smelling smoke cloud hanging in the air.

 

[General Malaise]

Granny bentley passed away Sunday. Just got back from the funeral. Had to translate many of the family conversations from bentley to English for my wife. It was like living an episode of Honey Boo Boo.

TPW

Thanks. She was sick for a while so it wasn't a surprise.My favorite part of the day was when my uncle loaded up the men of the family, including my 90 year old grandfather, in his restored 57 Chevy and drove us to the funeral home where we proceeded to do a couple burnouts in the parking lot before going in for the service. I thought we were going to get a 2 for 1 deal on services judging from my grandfathers reaction. Last night the auto shop was full of empty Makers Mark bottles and had a funny smelling smoke cloud hanging in the air.

So that's what goes on at auto shops. Man...all this time I've been missing out.TPW GB.

 

[cosjobs]

I really despise this guy simply because everyone likes him. He gives affable a bad name.

 

[General Malaise]

I really despise this guy simply because everyone likes him. He gives affable a bad name.

Who is he?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I really despise this guy simply because everyone likes him. He gives affable a bad name.

I think old people must like him (maybe Tanner can weigh in?), I can't stand him.

 

[cosjobs]

I really despise this guy simply because everyone likes him. He gives affable a bad name.

Who is he?

He tried to sell you a Ford truck about a million times during NFL broadcasts. He uses his folksy manners a plain talking common wisdom to soft sell.

 

[Disco Stu]

I really despise this guy simply because everyone likes him. He gives affable a bad name.

Who is he?

He tried to sell you a Ford truck about a million times during NFL broadcasts. He uses his folksy manners a plain talking common wisdom to soft sell.

He also wants you to buy some Lee(?) jeans. Commercials are almost identical to the truck ones.Seems to be aiming squarely for the "REAL AMERICANS". #eaglejesusUSA

 

[Marvin]

I really despise this guy simply because everyone likes him. He gives affable a bad name.

Who is he?

Mike Rowe. Host of "Dirty Jobs". He was bearable about 5 years ago.

 

[kevzilla]

I really despise this guy simply because everyone likes him. He gives affable a bad name.

Who is he?

Mike Rowe. Host of "Dirty Jobs". He was bearable about 5 years ago.

Also the voiceover guy for "Deadliest Catch". Guy is making bank every which way.

 

[ScottNorwood]

The threads on the front page are a bunch of farts

 

[Drifter]

Apparently I haven't cleaned out the sent emails in my personal online email for around 10 years. I was reading through some old emails and came across an exchange I had with an online prospect over the course of 2 or 3 weeks. Tons of dirty talk and her basically begging to get together with me. I never did. Hard to believe that ten years ago I was swimming in so much strange that, I basically blew off a reasonably cute girl who was begging for me to do incredibly dirty things to her.

I think I'll go shoot myself now.

 

[cosjobs]

Apparently I haven't cleaned out the sent emails in my personal online email for around 10 years. I was reading through some old emails and came across an exchange I had with an online prospect over the course of 2 or 3 weeks. Tons of dirty talk and her basically begging to get together with me. I never did. Hard to believe that ten years ago I was swimming in so much strange that, I basically blew off a reasonably cute girl who was begging for me to do incredibly dirty things to her.I think I'll go shoot myself now.

email hoarder.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Apparently I haven't cleaned out the sent emails in my personal online email for around 10 years. I was reading through some old emails and came across an exchange I had with an online prospect over the course of 2 or 3 weeks. Tons of dirty talk and her basically begging to get together with me. I never did. Hard to believe that ten years ago I was swimming in so much strange that, I basically blew off a reasonably cute girl who was begging for me to do incredibly dirty things to her.I think I'll go shoot myself now.

email hoarder.

Wouldn't mind some pics

 

[Drifter]

Apparently I haven't cleaned out the sent emails in my personal online email for around 10 years. I was reading through some old emails and came across an exchange I had with an online prospect over the course of 2 or 3 weeks. Tons of dirty talk and her basically begging to get together with me. I never did. Hard to believe that ten years ago I was swimming in so much strange that, I basically blew off a reasonably cute girl who was begging for me to do incredibly dirty things to her.I think I'll go shoot myself now.

email hoarder.

Wouldn't mind some pics

That's the other crappy part. Ten years ago, cell phones were just starting to have cameras. Even my regular camera was film back then.

 

[cosjobs]

Apparently I haven't cleaned out the sent emails in my personal online email for around 10 years. I was reading through some old emails and came across an exchange I had with an online prospect over the course of 2 or 3 weeks. Tons of dirty talk and her basically begging to get together with me. I never did. Hard to believe that ten years ago I was swimming in so much strange that, I basically blew off a reasonably cute girl who was begging for me to do incredibly dirty things to her.

I think I'll go shoot myself now.

email hoarder.

Wouldn't mind some pics

My link

 

[ScottNorwood]

Just post pretend pics. I won't know (or care)

 

[EYLive]

I really despise this guy simply because everyone likes him. He gives affable a bad name.

Dumb smug *******. Do not like.

 

[EYLive]

C&P the emails here.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Mike Rowe seems like an odd person to hate

 

[drummer]

I may have to start playing Fantasy Football just to read the Shark Pool now.

 

[Stoneys]

Mike Rowe seems like an odd person to hate

 

[cosjobs]

Mike Rowe seems like an odd person to hate

exactly. the ####ing ##### #####

 

[Guster]

I started watching Louis CK this season and have been catching up on the show on Netflix. It's a little scary how much I can identify with him

 

[mr. furley]

Hunky Chad

Chad Fuller

sadly, since the death of "Fuller", many may not get that.

toothpicks cracked while squatting 200lbs and crushed him to death?

 

[Marvin]

This is all the Jaguars' fault:http://www.news4jax.com/news/Deputies-Sex-on-Interstate-95-in-Nassau-County-escalates-to-assault-with-gun/-/475880/16646252/-/ajtilnz/-/index.html

Poor Suzanne Welker...talk about ruining her career. How long before she is forced to go into porn? Hawt!

Not sure who is classier. The couple having sex on the highway or the guy that calls his girlfriend "my old lady" and says "giving a blow job" on the local news.

 

[krista4]

Got a call today for a very good job in Tampa. Never considered Florida, but this job might make me change my mind. Anything in Tampa worth living through? Or is it just as crappy as Memphis, but with palm trees?

Also, YSR, marching band update???

 

[kevzilla]

I'm bummed that I'm not going to cornhole with SLBob this weekend.

Posting that makes me feel like a tool. But I wanted to meet the big lug.