GM's thread about nothing (59 Viewers)

[Ignoramus]

Just opened up a bag of Lay's Classic, hoping to expedite my demise and I'm having an epiphany here....

On the back of the bag is the following:

COME UP WITH THE NEXT GREAT LAY'S FLAVOR AND YOU COULD WIN $1 MILLION!

WE CAN DO THIS!

Tre, Shuke, Cosjobs....emergency top tier meeting of food likers, STAT!

Some type of beer-flavored chip seems long overdue.

Missed this. To the fatoratory!

Spit-ballingPeppercorn Bacon

Cheesy Horseradish

Spicy Pickle

Brisket

Cherry Pie

Spicy pickle would be awesome.

I once got in trouble coming back into USA from Canada because I acted aloof when I was asked if I 'bought anything'. When I said 'pickled flavor chips' like a kid who is already in trouble, they pulled my car over and searched it with dogs. Truth is, I had never had pickled flavoured chips and felt like I needed to buy a bunch over there. Duty free.

Now SPICY PICKLE???? Oh, hells yes.

I think you'd have a better chance of getting through without being hassled if you had instead declared that you had five pounds of weed in your trunk.

 

[Guster]

Just got out of jail in Williamson county, which means it may as well be north Korea. Was there 10 hours. Will post more tomorrw as I'm gojnf to get drunk now.

 

[JaxBill]

So when you buy an "antique", it might help to look on the inside (or on the bottom)

http://www.news4jax.com/news/Woman-finds-ashes-in-antique/-/475880/16865762/-/onthky/-/index.html

 

[Osaurus]

Finally got my car in ditch photos into photobucket. I like this one best, but this one one shows how close I came to hitting the other guy already in the ditch.

 

[Gadzooks]

UPDATE: Not remotely hot. Gadzooks is weird.

What does Gadzooks look like? This is important.

John Stockton without the nut-cutters?

Without?

Just got out of jail in Williamson county, which means it may as well be north Korea. Was there 10 hours. Will post more tomorrw as I'm gojnf to get drunk now.

I hope you caught MRSA.

Thanks buddy.

I know you just got out of jail, but you're up @ 1.3 in the WIFS draft. Thanks.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_paradox

 

[Gadzooks]

My mother just learned how to send a text message. I'm thinking they might make for great reading for the rest of the world. She took my younger son to San Diego for the weekend and texted me probably 15 times. I haven't seen the Engrish language so mangled since I left Mississippi 15 years ago.

Not to sound creepy, but any chance I can get your Mom's digits? It's nothing weird, I just think it would be entertaining if she and I exchanged text messages when I'm really drunk.

Still waiting on this and Tanner's Mom to accept my friend request.

 

[Guster]

back into the office today for the first time in over 2 weeks. work is overrated

i was planning on taking the day off to recuperate a bit and catch up with things at home, but my boss wanted me to come in for our weekly meeting this afternoon. he's not even here yet! it's good to be boss

 

[Limp Ditka]

back into the office today for the first time in over 2 weeks. work is overratedi was planning on taking the day off to recuperate a bit and catch up with things at home, but my boss wanted me to come in for our weekly meeting this afternoon. he's not even here yet! it's good to be boss

Does the boss get to shtoop hot greek chicks and then write a manifesto about it?

 

[Guster]

back into the office today for the first time in over 2 weeks. work is overratedi was planning on taking the day off to recuperate a bit and catch up with things at home, but my boss wanted me to come in for our weekly meeting this afternoon. he's not even here yet! it's good to be boss

Does the boss get to shtoop hot greek chicks and then write a manifesto about it?

i'd guess nomy attempt to build suspense and bring the GMTAN on the march to victory clearly backfired and there were even a couple details i left out because i figured they would lack believability in the future i'll stick to shorter updates

 

[YSR]

back into the office today for the first time in over 2 weeks. work is overratedi was planning on taking the day off to recuperate a bit and catch up with things at home, but my boss wanted me to come in for our weekly meeting this afternoon. he's not even here yet! it's good to be boss

Does the boss get to shtoop hot greek chicks and then write a manifesto about it?

i'd guess nomy attempt to build suspense and bring the GMTAN on the march to victory clearly backfired and there were even a couple details i left out because i figured they would lack believability in the future i'll stick to shorter updates

Oh you included plenty that lacked believability.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You'll notice my fist pissed off about about how much this pic was going to cost me.

For reference

How did I miss thosethis????Bob, please jump in the pool again. Jerk

You'll notice my fist pissed off about about how much this pic was going to cost me.

For reference

Several hours this pic, after being felt up by a hot, naked, blond, they then made out. Because I told them to. That was a very good day.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

back into the office today for the first time in over 2 weeks. work is overratedi was planning on taking the day off to recuperate a bit and catch up with things at home, but my boss wanted me to come in for our weekly meeting this afternoon. he's not even here yet! it's good to be boss

Does the boss get to shtoop hot greek chicks and then write a manifesto about it?

i'd guess nomy attempt to build suspense and bring the GMTAN on the march to victory clearly backfired and there were even a couple details i left out because i figured they would lack believability in the future i'll stick to shorter updates

Oh you included plenty that lacked believability.

One time I gave a chick a dutch oven and she came 5 times.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just got out of jail in Williamson county, which means it may as well be north Korea. Was there 10 hours. Will post more tomorrw as I'm gojnf to get drunk now.

back into the office today for the first time in over 2 weeks. work is overratedi was planning on taking the day off to recuperate a bit and catch up with things at home, but my boss wanted me to come in for our weekly meeting this afternoon. he's not even here yet! it's good to be boss

Does the boss get to shtoop hot greek chicks and then write a manifesto about it?

i'd guess nomy attempt to build suspense and bring the GMTAN on the march to victory clearly backfired and there were even a couple details i left out because i figured they would lack believability in the future i'll stick to shorter updates

Oh you included plenty that lacked believability.

:sneeze:

 

[Ignoramus]

back into the office today for the first time in over 2 weeks. work is overrated

i was planning on taking the day off to recuperate a bit and catch up with things at home, but my boss wanted me to come in for our weekly meeting this afternoon. he's not even here yet! it's good to be boss

Does the boss get to shtoop hot greek chicks and then write a manifesto about it?

i'd guess nomy attempt to build suspense and bring the GMTAN on the march to victory clearly backfired and there were even a couple details i left out because i figured they would lack believability

in the future i'll stick to shorter updates

OH BULL####!

 

[Bogart]

Camping out at Cowboys Stadium tonight with the Boy Scouts.

Tour of locker room, cheerleaders locker room, dinner by Papa John's and movie on the JerrahTron. Sleeping on the field.

Shtick ideas? I have already shot down the idea of making crock pot chicken on the star and/or a shot video on the star. Even though both would be epic.

 

[cosjobs]

Guy in my league offered me Matt Forte for Roddy White.PPR league. I have ADP, Reggie Bush, and Ryan Matthews already. The trade would leave me with Calvin Johnson, Dwayne Bowe, Maclin, Antonio Gates (we don't use a dedicated TE spot)and Brian Hartline.Start 2/2/flex...I hate running the wishbone, but I'm thinking about pulling the trigger on this one.TIA WILL ANSWER YOURS!

You're still managing your team in October?

Crazy, right?

outlasted me by three and a half weeks.

 

[cosjobs]

Smoked Salmon and onion flavor

yidchips

 

[Tiger Fan]

QBs on Facebook.

Is there a site online where you can make those fake FB entries?

 

[cosjobs]

You'll notice my fist pissed off about about how much this pic was going to cost me.

For reference

Yeah, that's not a happy smile.

Odd, since it looks like both of you are getting a handy.

both doing the old reach under across the table?

 

[cosjobs]

I have never seen a D line dominate a game to this extent before.

I'm not watching the game, but I assume that's 'Zona's D line, yes?Still can't believe the Seahawks lost to both these teams. Oof.

No. The Rams are destroying the Cardinals offensive line.Chris Long and Robert Quinn playing like Deacon Jones and Merlin Olsen out there.

7 sacks allowed and averaging 2 yards per carry.

One of those guys is dead and the other one is like 74.

And they could still collect 7 sacks on Romo this weekend

 

[St. Louis Bob]

QBs on Facebook.

OMFG

 

[Tiger Fan]

Braves 12:1 to win it all

 

[phishphan]

Scoring celebration

 

[Ignoramus]

Scoring celebration

My Link

 

[Ignoramus]

QBs on Facebook.

OMFG

@ Romo & Cutler

 

[Thorn]

back into the office today for the first time in over 2 weeks. work is overratedi was planning on taking the day off to recuperate a bit and catch up with things at home, but my boss wanted me to come in for our weekly meeting this afternoon. he's not even here yet! it's good to be boss

Does the boss get to shtoop hot greek chicks and then write a manifesto about it?

i'd guess nomy attempt to build suspense and bring the GMTAN on the march to victory clearly backfired and there were even a couple details i left out because i figured they would lack believability in the future i'll stick to shorter updates

Oh you included plenty that lacked believability.

lolz

 

[Bogart]

I think I'm done with The Baseball Forum. It's getting as bad as the Shark Pool.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Scoring celebration

what, you couldn't find the Ickey Shuffle?

 

[Limp Ditka]

I think I'm done with The Baseball Forum. It's getting as bad as the Shark Pool.

Bogart, wait!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I think I'm done with The Baseball Forum. It's getting as bad as the Shark Pool.

It always has been.

 

[Disco Stu]

I think I'm done with The Baseball Forum. It's getting as bad as the Shark Pool.

It always has been.

There isn't nearly as much noise as the shark pool, but there is a lot of this.

 

[Marvin]

My mother just learned how to send a text message. I'm thinking they might make for great reading for the rest of the world. She took my younger son to San Diego for the weekend and texted me probably 15 times. I haven't seen the Engrish language so mangled since I left Mississippi 15 years ago.

Not to sound creepy, but any chance I can get your Mom's digits? It's nothing weird, I just think it would be entertaining if she and I exchanged text messages when I'm really drunk.

Still waiting on this and Tanner's Mom to accept my friend request.

I hope she does. Then she can call you and ask you "how do I make this game on Facebook bigger but not too big?"

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

What's the backstory on the sister?I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.

She was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage. MASSAGE!!!!! At that time she was dating the son of a former NFL player that was hippie but had a good head on his shoulders. He actually did things for income like take people rock climbing in Mexico and at the time had 6 books published on the subject. Despite me telling him to run, they got married. I think that lasted about a year before he figured out his mistake. She then decided to move to Kauai (Brong<hi) and live in the jungle. That's most of it which brings us to now.

So she is a selfish pain in the ###. For some reason I was expecting meth and a ponzi scheme or something. People that suck the life out of you don't need to be bothered with. on the goat in a cage.Question for all of you -- I don't post in here much and don't want to spam the thread -- but I have a friend who just released his first video game for download on mac and PC. It's a hidden object/puzzle/point&click game with an Amusement Park theme (the mini games will be pulled out for mobile at a later date). It's a good game to play with your kids or waste time. I'd like to post a link to download if you're interested, but I will refrain if that's frowned upon.

 

[phishphan]

Scoring celebration

My Link

Scoring celebration

what, you couldn't find the Ickey Shuffle?

screw you guys. IT'S NEW TO ME!

 

[Marvin]

Scoring celebration

My Link

Scoring celebration

what, you couldn't find the Ickey Shuffle?

screw you guys. IT'S NEW TO ME!

My linkMy link2

 

[cosjobs]

Just got out of jail in Williamson county, which means it may as well be north Korea. Was there 10 hours. Will post more tomorrw as I'm gojnf to get drunk now.

Williamson county is notorious. Since you are getting drunk now, I assume you were not drunk at the beginning, around noon Thursday.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Just got out of jail in Williamson county, which means it may as well be north Korea. Was there 10 hours. Will post more tomorrw as I'm gojnf to get drunk now.

Williamson county is notorious. Since you are getting drunk now, I assume you were not drunk at the beginning, around noon Thursday.

It's too bad their guards don't hold human gladiator battles for their own fun and amusement.

 

[krista4]

QBs on Facebook.

Almost as long as Guster's "I made her climax using only my mind" post (sorry, GB, you know I mean much love!). I read Ulysses again instead.

This means you went back and read it

No, just guessed. Apparently correctly.

 

[krista4]

Heading to Nicaragua in a couple of hours. Anybody need anything?

 

[cosjobs]

What's the backstory on the sister?I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.

She was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage. MASSAGE!!!!! At that time she was dating the son of a former NFL player that was hippie but had a good head on his shoulders. He actually did things for income like take people rock climbing in Mexico and at the time had 6 books published on the subject. Despite me telling him to run, they got married. I think that lasted about a year before he figured out his mistake. She then decided to move to Kauai (Brong<hi) and live in the jungle. That's most of it which brings us to now.

So she is a selfish pain in the ###. For some reason I was expecting meth and a ponzi scheme or something. People that suck the life out of you don't need to be bothered with. on the goat in a cage.Question for all of you -- I don't post in here much and don't want to spam the thread -- but I have a friend who just released his first video game for download on mac and PC. It's a hidden object/puzzle/point&click game with an Amusement Park theme (the mini games will be pulled out for mobile at a later date). It's a good game to play with your kids or waste time. I'd like to post a link to download if you're interested, but I will refrain if that's frowned upon.

No objection here, but I don't play games much any more and when I do, its Age of the Empires.

 

[cosjobs]

Heading to Nicaragua in a couple of hours. Anybody need anything?

a couple of boarding passes

 

[krista4]

Heading to Nicaragua in a couple of hours. Anybody need anything?

a couple of boarding passes

You know you're always welcome!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Heading to Nicaragua in a couple of hours. Anybody need anything?

How's the cigar market? Can you get your hands on some Cubans? And get some cigars?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Heading to Nicaragua in a couple of hours. Anybody need anything?

How's the cigar market? Can you get your hands on some Cubans? And get some cigars?

Yoenis?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Heading to Nicaragua in a couple of hours. Anybody need anything?

How's the cigar market? Can you get your hands on some Cubans? And get some cigars?

I've been tearing through them myself.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Heading to Nicaragua in a couple of hours. Anybody need anything?

How's the cigar market? Can you get your hands on some Cubans? And get some cigars?

I've been tearing through them myself.

Yeah, I'm due for another order from Suissland.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Heading to Nicaragua in a couple of hours. Anybody need anything?

How's the cigar market? Can you get your hands on some Cubans? And get some cigars?

I've been tearing through them myself.

Yeah, I'm due for another order from Suissland.

Macanudo Baron de Rothschild, you?

 

[krista4]

Heading to Nicaragua in a couple of hours. Anybody need anything?

How's the cigar market? Can you get your hands on some Cubans? And get some cigars?

You can get Cuban cigars there, but I'd rather buy the Nicaraguan ones. I didn't even bring back Cubans when I went to Cuba.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Heading to Nicaragua in a couple of hours. Anybody need anything?

How's the cigar market? Can you get your hands on some Cubans? And get some cigars?

I've been tearing through them myself.

Yeah, I'm due for another order from Suissland.

Macanudo Baron de Rothschild, you?

Usually Partagas Series D no. 4

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Heading to Nicaragua in a couple of hours. Anybody need anything?

How's the cigar market? Can you get your hands on some Cubans? And get some cigars?

You can get Cuban cigars there, but I'd rather buy the Nicaraguan ones. I didn't even bring back Cubans when I went to Cuba.

My experience is most of these countries still can't do much better than the Swiss website I use. But I've never been to Nicaragua. What is your favorite Nicaraguan cigar?