What's the backstory on the sister?
I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.
She was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage.

MASSAGE!!!!! At that time she was dating the son of a former NFL player that was hippie but had a good head on his shoulders. He actually did things for income like take people rock climbing in Mexico and at the time had 6 books published on the subject. Despite me telling him to run, they got married. I think that lasted about a year before he figured out his mistake. She then decided to move to Kauai (Brong<hi) and live in the jungle. That's most of it which brings us to now.