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'krista4 said:
GM, plz send me an address to send cigars.kevzilla, I realized buying you rum would entail my checking a bag. Though I love you, I don't think I love anyone in the world enough to check a bag for a trip < three months. I'll buy some 'round here, assuming it's within a 300-mile radius of this ####hole, and send to you.
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HOT DAMN! :excited: :excited: :excited: I'm going to puff my brains out. PM on its way.
 
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'General Malaise said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'General Malaise said:
When's this happening again, GB? Come down October 17th and I'll treat you to a pre-season NBA game against the Nuggets. All you can eat food. :excited: :excited: :excited:
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not exactly sure, but I may make the trip this weekend or else in early November.
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I AM A SUPREMELY BUSY MAN!!!!!!
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debating between Portland and this place
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Yeah, I'm sure they have all-nude, full-bar strip clubs over there. Too bad Portland doesn't have any beer.
 
'General Malaise said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'General Malaise said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'General Malaise said:
When's this happening again, GB? Come down October 17th and I'll treat you to a pre-season NBA game against the Nuggets. All you can eat food. :excited: :excited: :excited:
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not exactly sure, but I may make the trip this weekend or else in early November.
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I AM A SUPREMELY BUSY MAN!!!!!!
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debating between Portland and this place
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Yeah, I'm sure they have all-nude, full-bar strip clubs over there. Too bad Portland doesn't have any beer.
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I'm not exactly traveling solo here, GB.
 
'shuke said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
You know why kids are so fat and ####### spoiled these days? They have like 4-5 "Halloweens". They don't need "trunk or treat" at their school, church and scouts and everything else. See they get candy on Halloween. They don't need multiple days of it. One other thing, to that stupid broad on the Chevy Volt commercial that goes to the gas station "so infrequently I forget how to pump gas". Are you kidding me?!! Anybody that stupid shouldn't be allowed to drive or procreate for that matter. Fill her uterus up with cement and revoke her drivers license stat please. /rant
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First time I ever took my '77 Impala to get gas...I hadn't bothered checking which side the tank was on, so I just guessed left. I stop at the tank, get out and look, and it's not there, so I get back in an swing around to the other side. Get out, nothing on that side either. So I start looking around the entire car. Starting to get nervous, didn't want to look like a complete moron in front of other people pumping gas. So I go to check the back license plate, filled with anxiety, and start pulling at it (yes, just like in Vacation). I ended up bending the bottom part of the plate up, so I just got in my car and drove down the street and parked behind a closed library so I could figure it out. Ended up determining that there was a small tab near the top of the license plate frame to pull it down.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I bought an old Jeep right around the time of the Gulf War conflict. Around that time, I started moving away from the conservative, right wing religious roots of my family and into the left wing, whack-a-do views of the rope smokers I thought were alternative and cool. This Jeep...it seemed to ride on "Empty" for a long long time. Well, being the small minded dimwit that I am, I began thinking that gas and oil were all a scam, man and that we didn't really NEED gasoline to drive. The Man was playing a giant game on us and my Jeep...it would just roll on forever. I didn't even NEED gas. F'n right wing pigeons telling us a bunch of lies. So I kept driving the Jeep on "E" like Kramer and that car salesman, going day after day without paying The Man my hard earned money for bogus gas that my ride didn't even need, man.And then I ran out of gas about a mile from my house. And I had to walk back home and tell my dad. And when he asked me WHY I ran out of gas, well...I told him about my conspiracy theory and *WHACK* he smacked me on the back of the head and said "What the hell's the matter with you???". :bag: He still gives me crap about that.
 
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'General Malaise said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'General Malaise said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'General Malaise said:
When's this happening again, GB? Come down October 17th and I'll treat you to a pre-season NBA game against the Nuggets. All you can eat food. :excited: :excited: :excited:
Click to expand...
not exactly sure, but I may make the trip this weekend or else in early November.
Click to expand...
I AM A SUPREMELY BUSY MAN!!!!!!
Click to expand...
debating between Portland and this place
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Yeah, I'm sure they have all-nude, full-bar strip clubs over there. Too bad Portland doesn't have any beer.
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I'm not exactly traveling solo here, GB.
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ohhhhhhhhhh. Got it. Levenworth is supposed to be fun. :shrug:
 
My disappointment at the Reds' loss was countered by news that my niece's MRI came back showing no new tumor growth since the July surgery. So thanks to GMTAN for all the thoprawishes. :thumbup:

 
'General Malaise said:
'shuke said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
You know why kids are so fat and ####### spoiled these days? They have like 4-5 "Halloweens". They don't need "trunk or treat" at their school, church and scouts and everything else. See they get candy on Halloween. They don't need multiple days of it. One other thing, to that stupid broad on the Chevy Volt commercial that goes to the gas station "so infrequently I forget how to pump gas". Are you kidding me?!! Anybody that stupid shouldn't be allowed to drive or procreate for that matter. Fill her uterus up with cement and revoke her drivers license stat please. /rant
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First time I ever took my '77 Impala to get gas...I hadn't bothered checking which side the tank was on, so I just guessed left. I stop at the tank, get out and look, and it's not there, so I get back in an swing around to the other side. Get out, nothing on that side either. So I start looking around the entire car. Starting to get nervous, didn't want to look like a complete moron in front of other people pumping gas. So I go to check the back license plate, filled with anxiety, and start pulling at it (yes, just like in Vacation). I ended up bending the bottom part of the plate up, so I just got in my car and drove down the street and parked behind a closed library so I could figure it out. Ended up determining that there was a small tab near the top of the license plate frame to pull it down.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I bought an old Jeep right around the time of the Gulf War conflict. Around that time, I started moving away from the conservative, right wing religious roots of my family and into the left wing, whack-a-do views of the rope smokers I thought were alternative and cool. This Jeep...it seemed to ride on "Empty" for a long long time. Well, being the small minded dimwit that I am, I began thinking that gas and oil were all a scam, man and that we didn't really NEED gasoline to drive. The Man was playing a giant game on us and my Jeep...it would just roll on forever. I didn't even NEED gas. F'n right wing pigeons telling us a bunch of lies. So I kept driving the Jeep on "E" like Kramer and that car salesman, going day after day without paying The Man my hard earned money for bogus gas that my ride didn't even need, man.

And then I ran out of gas about a mile from my house. And I had to walk back home and tell my dad. And when he asked me WHY I ran out of gas, well...I told him about my conspiracy theory and *WHACK* he smacked me on the back of the head and said "What the hell's the matter with you???". :bag: He still gives me crap about that.
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My link
 
'General Malaise said:
'krista4 said:
GM, plz send me an address to send cigars.kevzilla, I realized buying you rum would entail my checking a bag. Though I love you, I don't think I love anyone in the world enough to check a bag for a trip < three months. I'll buy some 'round here, assuming it's within a 300-mile radius of this ####hole, and send to you.
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HOT DAMN! :excited: :excited: :excited: I'm going to puff my brains out. PM on its way.
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Cigar video is a must.
 
'General Malaise said:
'shuke said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
You know why kids are so fat and ####### spoiled these days? They have like 4-5 "Halloweens". They don't need "trunk or treat" at their school, church and scouts and everything else. See they get candy on Halloween. They don't need multiple days of it. One other thing, to that stupid broad on the Chevy Volt commercial that goes to the gas station "so infrequently I forget how to pump gas". Are you kidding me?!! Anybody that stupid shouldn't be allowed to drive or procreate for that matter. Fill her uterus up with cement and revoke her drivers license stat please. /rant
Click to expand...
First time I ever took my '77 Impala to get gas...I hadn't bothered checking which side the tank was on, so I just guessed left. I stop at the tank, get out and look, and it's not there, so I get back in an swing around to the other side. Get out, nothing on that side either. So I start looking around the entire car. Starting to get nervous, didn't want to look like a complete moron in front of other people pumping gas. So I go to check the back license plate, filled with anxiety, and start pulling at it (yes, just like in Vacation). I ended up bending the bottom part of the plate up, so I just got in my car and drove down the street and parked behind a closed library so I could figure it out. Ended up determining that there was a small tab near the top of the license plate frame to pull it down.
Click to expand...
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I bought an old Jeep right around the time of the Gulf War conflict. Around that time, I started moving away from the conservative, right wing religious roots of my family and into the left wing, whack-a-do views of the rope smokers I thought were alternative and cool. This Jeep...it seemed to ride on "Empty" for a long long time. Well, being the small minded dimwit that I am, I began thinking that gas and oil were all a scam, man and that we didn't really NEED gasoline to drive. The Man was playing a giant game on us and my Jeep...it would just roll on forever. I didn't even NEED gas. F'n right wing pigeons telling us a bunch of lies. So I kept driving the Jeep on "E" like Kramer and that car salesman, going day after day without paying The Man my hard earned money for bogus gas that my ride didn't even need, man.And then I ran out of gas about a mile from my house. And I had to walk back home and tell my dad. And when he asked me WHY I ran out of gas, well...I told him about my conspiracy theory and *WHACK* he smacked me on the back of the head and said "What the hell's the matter with you???". :bag: He still gives me crap about that.
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This can't be real either.
 
'mr. furley said:
stepped in to the VP debate thread for a few postssweet fancy moses. nuke it?
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holy crap. I opened it at the last page because I didn't watch it and was wondering who people thought did better...I had to go back 7 pages before there was even a mention of the debate.
 
I hope the Cards-Nats game doesn't have Enrique Palazzo behind the plate again. I literally couldn't watch it after the 5th inning. Had to listen on the radio.

 
My thread about the guy getting arrested for returning used enemas to the drug store got nuked too.

As did the thread about your real-life "Penthouse letters" stories.

:unsure:

Are we expecting some visiting dignitaries in the FFA?

 
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