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[Notorious T.R.E.]

Gotta go rehab the ol head holder. Be back later.

Gonna get a new neck-truss?

Pretty sure rehab involves listening to KORN.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Gotta go rehab the ol head holder. Be back later.

Gonna get a new neck-truss?

Pretty sure rehab involves listening to KORN.

Listening to KO(backwards R)N is probably the worst thing to do if you have an injured neck. It has been proven by several scientific doctors and medical geniuses that you cannot avoid banging your head while listening to KO(backwards R)N.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Munky will #### up your vertebrae.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Munky will #### up your vertebrae.

Think of how strong Korn will make your neck with their jams!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

According to my cousin and wife, who are both nurses, this is the end of the world. All doctors and nurses are going to be unemployed in a year because the hospitals won't be able to pay them. And it will take months to get appointments if you want to go to a "good" doctor.

This is what I'm getting too and was hoping for an unbiased, informed, opinion.

I don't think anyone really knows. It's not "government takeover of healthcare," so a lot of what you are hearing are people who like the system as it is and are afraid of the uncertainty. Any of the gloom and doom is wild (and likely awful) extrapolation.We will need more healthcare providers, not fewer. Nurses are already in high demand. That won't subside.

 

[Bogart]

My ex-wife's family is killing it on FB this morning.

Spoiler

The ex-BIL quoting Daniel 7:19-27 (the telling of the Fourth Beast and End of Days)The other ex-BIL praying for "our nation of well fair fools" and asking for God to "for give us." He also complained about his college aged daughter having her absentee ballot lost in the mail, but said if Obama wins "his complaint will be like that of the German Jews in 1939."His kids, both who have benefited from government programs screaming about getting jobs and how hating Obama doesn't make you a racist.My favorite is from the ex-MIL, who had her house completely rebuilt by the government because she had let it get so run down it was affecting property value around her. Thousands and thousands of dollars spent on the house that is going downhill again already, all for free."God have mercy on this nation, we have four more years of hell. Russia and China are dancing for joy. Death camps will soon be here. They will be called unemployment camps."

I could read this stuff all day. Thank god I have actual work today. Detaching from internet now. But do post more for later. My son's Scoutleader:

Spoiler

"...and so it ends. America had a good run 1776-2012... Message to Texas Legislation: Please secede from the nation and once again become the Great Republic of Texas!"He then spends two posts citing parts of the Declaration of Independence to give reason on why Texas should secede.

 

[YSR]

My ex-wife's family is killing it on FB this morning.

Spoiler

The ex-BIL quoting Daniel 7:19-27 (the telling of the Fourth Beast and End of Days)The other ex-BIL praying for "our nation of well fair fools" and asking for God to "for give us." He also complained about his college aged daughter having her absentee ballot lost in the mail, but said if Obama wins "his complaint will be like that of the German Jews in 1939."His kids, both who have benefited from government programs screaming about getting jobs and how hating Obama doesn't make you a racist.My favorite is from the ex-MIL, who had her house completely rebuilt by the government because she had let it get so run down it was affecting property value around her. Thousands and thousands of dollars spent on the house that is going downhill again already, all for free."God have mercy on this nation, we have four more years of hell. Russia and China are dancing for joy. Death camps will soon be here. They will be called unemployment camps."

Spoiler

I could read this stuff all day. Thank god I have actual work today. Detaching from internet now. But do post more for later.

My son's Scoutleader:

Spoiler

"...and so it ends. America had a good run 1776-2012... Message to Texas Legislation: Please secede from the nation and once again become the Great Republic of Texas!"He then spends two posts citing parts of the Declaration of Independence to give reason on why Texas should secede.

Tread carefully. /South Carolina

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

USA! USA! USA!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Munky will #### up your vertebrae.

Oddly enough Munky is one on the only Korns that I don't "know".

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My ex-wife's family is killing it on FB this morning.

Spoiler

The ex-BIL quoting Daniel 7:19-27 (the telling of the Fourth Beast and End of Days)The other ex-BIL praying for "our nation of well fair fools" and asking for God to "for give us." He also complained about his college aged daughter having her absentee ballot lost in the mail, but said if Obama wins "his complaint will be like that of the German Jews in 1939."His kids, both who have benefited from government programs screaming about getting jobs and how hating Obama doesn't make you a racist.My favorite is from the ex-MIL, who had her house completely rebuilt by the government because she had let it get so run down it was affecting property value around her. Thousands and thousands of dollars spent on the house that is going downhill again already, all for free."God have mercy on this nation, we have four more years of hell. Russia and China are dancing for joy. Death camps will soon be here. They will be called unemployment camps."

Spoiler

I could read this stuff all day. Thank god I have actual work today. Detaching from internet now. But do post more for later.

Spoiler

My son's Scoutleader:"...and so it ends. America had a good run 1776-2012... Message to Texas Legislation: Please secede from the nation and once again become the Great Republic of Texas!"He then spends two posts citing parts of the Declaration of Independence to give reason on why Texas should secede.

Tread carefully. /South Carolina You still got Great-great Granpappy Langdon's saber in a trunk somewhere? Might be time to dust it off.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Munky will #### up your vertebrae.

Oddly enough Munky is one on the only Korns that I don't "know".

Wait, what? These guys all went to your school?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just found out I have been placed on the new CONSTRUCTION INPUT COMMITTEE (or something like that).

Remember that bond issue we passed back in June? The first thing we're doing is demolishing/rebuilding half of our campus. It's pretty much the 6th grade side of the school (their moving back to the elementary sites next year).

My principal just told me he named me and two other teachers to be on the committee to help tell the architects what we, as teachers, want and don't want.

I'm going to come up with a shtick list to give him even before we actually have any meetings.

So far I have:

Jumpsuit closet

Ball-pit/sauna

Kegerator

Rooftop Hookah lounge

 

[Bogart]

Just found out I have been placed on the new CONSTRUCTION INPUT COMMITTEE (or something like that).Remember that bond issue we passed back in June? The first thing we're doing is demolishing/rebuilding half of our campus. It's pretty much the 6th grade side of the school (their moving back to the elementary sites next year).My principal just told me he named me and two other teachers to be on the committee to help tell the architects what we, as teachers, want and don't want. I'm going to come up with a shtick list to give him even before we actually have any meetings. So far I have:Jumpsuit closetBall-pit/saunaKegeratorRooftop Hookah lounge

Situation Room, which becomes a Decision Room when neededHolodeckThe hotel room from Superman II

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just found out I have been placed on the new CONSTRUCTION INPUT COMMITTEE (or something like that).Remember that bond issue we passed back in June? The first thing we're doing is demolishing/rebuilding half of our campus. It's pretty much the 6th grade side of the school (their moving back to the elementary sites next year).My principal just told me he named me and two other teachers to be on the committee to help tell the architects what we, as teachers, want and don't want. I'm going to come up with a shtick list to give him even before we actually have any meetings. So far I have:Jumpsuit closetBall-pit/saunaKegeratorRooftop Hookah lounge

Situation Room, which becomes a Decision Room when neededHolodeckThe hotel room from Superman II

A whole bunch of roombasA dumb waiterSecret underground tunnel that leads to the football field

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Munky will #### up your vertebrae.

Oddly enough Munky is one on the only Korns that I don't "know".

Wait, what? These guys all went to your school?

No. They're not that much younger than I am.Welch: His dad and my dad were friends/in the Lions together. I still see brother around.Fieldie: My kid went out with his niece.Davis: He was well known in the neighborhood. Used to see him a lot at the local record store.Silviera: He played in a couple of local bands before "making it big".

 

[Frostillicus]

Guster officially making a play for my wife. He distracts me with bacon, then sends a box full of P&G products to my wife (which she loves), addressed to her by name, with the return name "guster" with a little heart by it.

At least I still have bacon.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Just found out I have been placed on the new CONSTRUCTION INPUT COMMITTEE (or something like that).Remember that bond issue we passed back in June? The first thing we're doing is demolishing/rebuilding half of our campus. It's pretty much the 6th grade side of the school (their moving back to the elementary sites next year).My principal just told me he named me and two other teachers to be on the committee to help tell the architects what we, as teachers, want and don't want. I'm going to come up with a shtick list to give him even before we actually have any meetings. So far I have:Jumpsuit closetBall-pit/saunaKegeratorRooftop Hookah lounge

Waterboarding/Yoga CenterLazer Tag StadiumKorn statue

 

[Limp Ditka]

Korn statue

I'm thinking a statue commemorating Tanner on 'Win Ben Stein's Money'Name the new baseball stadium '.338' to honor Brent Morel's lifetime SLG% at the MLB level

 

[cosjobs]

Just found out I have been placed on the new CONSTRUCTION INPUT COMMITTEE (or something like that).Remember that bond issue we passed back in June? The first thing we're doing is demolishing/rebuilding half of our campus. It's pretty much the 6th grade side of the school (their moving back to the elementary sites next year).My principal just told me he named me and two other teachers to be on the committee to help tell the architects what we, as teachers, want and don't want. I'm going to come up with a shtick list to give him even before we actually have any meetings. So far I have:Jumpsuit closetBall-pit/saunaKegeratorRooftop Hookah lounge

Situation Room, which becomes a Decision Room when neededHolodeckThe hotel room from Superman II

A whole bunch of roombasA dumb waiterSecret underground tunnel that leads to the football field

Dungeon for problem studentsTeacher's Lounge with humidor, wine cellar and moat

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just found out I have been placed on the new CONSTRUCTION INPUT COMMITTEE (or something like that).Remember that bond issue we passed back in June? The first thing we're doing is demolishing/rebuilding half of our campus. It's pretty much the 6th grade side of the school (their moving back to the elementary sites next year).My principal just told me he named me and two other teachers to be on the committee to help tell the architects what we, as teachers, want and don't want. I'm going to come up with a shtick list to give him even before we actually have any meetings. So far I have:Jumpsuit closetBall-pit/saunaKegeratorRooftop Hookah lounge

Situation Room, which becomes a Decision Room when neededHolodeckThe hotel room from Superman II

A whole bunch of roombasA dumb waiterSecret underground tunnel that leads to the football field

Dungeon for problem studentsTeacher's Lounge with humidor, wine cellar and moat

Several gigantic one way mirrors.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just found out I have been placed on the new CONSTRUCTION INPUT COMMITTEE (or something like that).Remember that bond issue we passed back in June? The first thing we're doing is demolishing/rebuilding half of our campus. It's pretty much the 6th grade side of the school (their moving back to the elementary sites next year).My principal just told me he named me and two other teachers to be on the committee to help tell the architects what we, as teachers, want and don't want. I'm going to come up with a shtick list to give him even before we actually have any meetings. So far I have:Jumpsuit closetBall-pit/saunaKegeratorRooftop Hookah lounge

Waterboarding/Yoga CenterLazer Tag StadiumKorn statue

MMA dojoUnderground Railroad-like tunnel running from behind my desk to the parking lot.Gimp trunk

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Korn statue

I'm thinking a statue commemorating Tanner on 'Win Ben Stein's Money'Name the new baseball stadium '.338' to honor Brent Morel's lifetime SLG% at the MLB level

We're actually building a new stadium for our minor league team. Well not "us" as in the school but the city. It's about time. The old one was one of the worst sports venues ever.

 

[Limp Ditka]

A 7-11 so you don't have to go all the way to Vegas when those internet spats get a little too real.

 

[Bogart]

Guster officially making a play for my wife. He distracts me with bacon, then sends a box full of P&G products to my wife (which she loves), addressed to her by name, with the return name "guster" with a little heart by it. At least I still have bacon.

Sorry about your impending divorce GB.

 

[Guster]

Guster officially making a play for my wife. He distracts me with bacon, then sends a box full of P&G products to my wife (which she loves), addressed to her by name, with the return name "guster" with a little heart by it. At least I still have bacon.

 

[Josie Maran]

Just found out I have been placed on the new CONSTRUCTION INPUT COMMITTEE (or something like that).

Remember that bond issue we passed back in June? The first thing we're doing is demolishing/rebuilding half of our campus. It's pretty much the 6th grade side of the school (their moving back to the elementary sites next year).

My principal just told me he named me and two other teachers to be on the committee to help tell the architects what we, as teachers, want and don't want.

I'm going to come up with a shtick list to give him even before we actually have any meetings.

So far I have:

Jumpsuit closet

Ball-pit/sauna

Kegerator

Rooftop Hookah lounge

Situation Room, which becomes a Decision Room when neededHolodeck

The hotel room from Superman II

Fortress of Solitude

 

[Josie Maran]

Guster officially making a play for my wife. He distracts me with bacon, then sends a box full of P&G products to my wife (which she loves), addressed to her by name, with the return name "guster" with a little heart by it. At least I still have bacon.

Guster is a smooth operator. Your wife isn't Greek, is she?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Kitty emporium

Red Room

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Guster officially making a play for my wife. He distracts me with bacon, then sends a box full of P&G products to my wife (which she loves), addressed to her by name, with the return name "guster" with a little heart by it. At least I still have bacon.

start hiding the bacon

 

[Limp Ditka]

A 7-11 so you don't have to go all the way to Vegas when those internet spats get a little too real.

Plus, this will allow a lot of your students to get a head start on their career path. Especially if it has a gas station.

 

[Frostillicus]

Rancor pit.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Guster officially making a play for my wife. He distracts me with bacon, then sends a box full of P&G products to my wife (which she loves), addressed to her by name, with the return name "guster" with a little heart by it. At least I still have bacon.

Was it a box full of baby oil?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Kitty emporiumRed Room

I was thinking of asking for a 3 story cat condo.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Rancor pit.

this

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Kitty Pleasure Lounge, replete with kitty hookahs, with the Rancor Pit underneath.

:dropsmic:

 

[-fish-]

BTW Fish, Happy Tacoma Narrows Bridge DayRIP Tubby the Dog.

they teach kids up here that the dog survived because it upset them too much.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BTW Fish, Happy Tacoma Narrows Bridge DayRIP Tubby the Dog.

they teach kids up here that the dog survived because it upset them too much.

I make sure I tell them about the dog for that same reason.

 

[-fish-]

BTW Fish, Happy Tacoma Narrows Bridge Day

RIP Tubby the Dog.

they teach kids up here that the dog survived because it upset them too much.

I make sure I tell them about the dog for that same reason.

For those that don't know what we're talking about

 

[-fish-]

Your school needs an amphitheater so the pixies come back. you could probably draw x, too.

 

[Frostillicus]

Your school needs an amphitheater so the pixies come back. you could probably draw x, too.

and KO(backwards R)N

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BTW Fish, Happy Tacoma Narrows Bridge Day

RIP Tubby the Dog.

they teach kids up here that the dog survived because it upset them too much.

I make sure I tell them about the dog for that same reason.

For those that don't know what we're talking about

U-Dub professor tells them they should have made a whiffle bridge instead.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Tubby

 

[Thorn]

Just found out I have been placed on the new CONSTRUCTION INPUT COMMITTEE (or something like that).Remember that bond issue we passed back in June? The first thing we're doing is demolishing/rebuilding half of our campus. It's pretty much the 6th grade side of the school (their moving back to the elementary sites next year).My principal just told me he named me and two other teachers to be on the committee to help tell the architects what we, as teachers, want and don't want. I'm going to come up with a shtick list to give him even before we actually have any meetings. So far I have:Jumpsuit closetBall-pit/saunaKegeratorRooftop Hookah lounge

Yes, I can see now why it is crucial for your taxpayers to give you more money.

 

[-fish-]

BTW Fish, Happy Tacoma Narrows Bridge Day

RIP Tubby the Dog.

they teach kids up here that the dog survived because it upset them too much.

I make sure I tell them about the dog for that same reason.

For those that don't know what we're talking about

U-Dub professor tells them they should have made a whiffle bridge instead.

It makes a hell of an artificial reef. Awesome ling cod fishing off the wreck of the old bridge, if you can keep from getting your gear hooked on all of the twisted steel and concrete.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Pickles, thanks. "Nobody knows" sounds accurate. That's pretty awful though IMO. How come nobody knows? The healthcare system is broken, no doubt about it. Cosjobs, 100% agree with you too about the ER healthcare. This was passed what, almost a year ago? You would think how this was going to affect everybody would be out there by now.I'll leave this alone now, thanks for all of the replies.

Gotta go rehab the ol head holder. Be back later.

Gonna get a new neck-truss?

No, some dumb ### exercises. I'm in no pain to little pain. I don't see the need for it really but I'm going to make two more appointments and probably call it a day. You know why people don't do this ####? Rehab guy: Oh, you have little to no pain at all?Me: No, it feels good. I exercise a lot, that probably helps.Rehab guy: Well that's good! Now what if I take your neck and TWIST IT LIKE THIS AS IF YOU WERE A PYTHON TRYING TO SWALLOW A WATER BUFFALO!!!! HOW DOES THAT FEEL TOUGH GUY!!!Me: Ow, that does kind of hurt.Rehab guy: Alright I want to see you 3 days a week.

Guster officially making a play for my wife. He distracts me with bacon, then sends a box full of P&G products to my wife (which she loves), addressed to her by name, with the return name "guster" with a little heart by it. At least I still have bacon.

I just wish I could say I taught him that.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BTW Fish, Happy Tacoma Narrows Bridge Day

RIP Tubby the Dog.

they teach kids up here that the dog survived because it upset them too much.

I make sure I tell them about the dog for that same reason.

For those that don't know what we're talking about

U-Dub professor tells them they should have made a whiffle bridge instead.

It makes a hell of an artificial reef. Awesome ling cod fishing off the wreck of the old bridge, if you can keep from getting your gear hooked on all of the twisted steel and concrete.

...and 1937 Fords and dog corpses...

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just found out I have been placed on the new CONSTRUCTION INPUT COMMITTEE (or something like that).Remember that bond issue we passed back in June? The first thing we're doing is demolishing/rebuilding half of our campus. It's pretty much the 6th grade side of the school (their moving back to the elementary sites next year).My principal just told me he named me and two other teachers to be on the committee to help tell the architects what we, as teachers, want and don't want. I'm going to come up with a shtick list to give him even before we actually have any meetings. So far I have:Jumpsuit closetBall-pit/saunaKegeratorRooftop Hookah lounge

Yes, I can see now why it is crucial for your taxpayers to give you more money.

Think of the kids, Thorn. The kids.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Oh yeah, I've been holding out on you guys a bit. When I busted my head/neck I got water in my ears. It has been driving me mad. Finally went to my ENT doctor and he wants to put tubes in my ears like I'm an infant. FML Good news is that they won't be visible.

Oh part dos, his cute nurse that I wrote about years ago here? How we kind of flirted with each other? Turns out we are related. Can't believe I've never seen her around but she admits that her side of the family doesn't hang with the rest of us much. Hey, thanks for ruining another fantasy Face Book!

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Just found out I have been placed on the new CONSTRUCTION INPUT COMMITTEE (or something like that).Remember that bond issue we passed back in June? The first thing we're doing is demolishing/rebuilding half of our campus. It's pretty much the 6th grade side of the school (their moving back to the elementary sites next year).My principal just told me he named me and two other teachers to be on the committee to help tell the architects what we, as teachers, want and don't want. I'm going to come up with a shtick list to give him even before we actually have any meetings. So far I have:Jumpsuit closetBall-pit/saunaKegeratorRooftop Hookah lounge

Yes, I can see now why it is crucial for your taxpayers to give you more money.

Sushi bar aka Prop B room

 

[flysack]

Looking for property in Canada

This is still my favorite. Oh no! The guy who wants universal health care and gay marriage just won again! Let's run to Canada!