GM's thread about nothing (11 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Met a guy last night who went to Millsaps.

Was the pizza still hot? Did you tip him?

 

[Josie Maran]

Met a guy last night who went to Millsaps.

Was the pizza still hot? Did you tip him?

 

[General Malaise]

Met a guy last night who went to Millsaps.

Was the pizza still hot? Did you tip him?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Met a guy last night who went to Millsaps.

Was the pizza still hot? Did you tip him?

Of course this was coming from the guy that went to Cal State Bakersfield so there you go.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

One of my favorite aspects to Julio's e-mail strategy is that, if I e-mail to ask him a question, he e-mails me the answer, and THEN also sends a separate e-mail to tell me that he has sent me an e-mail answering my question. IMPORTANT EDIT for correct emoticon.

Disregard my PM the other day. Lesbians still in play for my travels to Kristagua. One has some family issues (her dad is 90 and a Holocaust survivor who's health is starting to fail), but she's trying to work it out. I'd put the odds at 60/40 they don't go, but I thought it was 90/10 this time last week. The other lady is from Scotland and I could listen to her talk all day long.

 

[General Malaise]

Met a guy last night who went to Millsaps.

Was the pizza still hot? Did you tip him?

Of course this was coming from the guy that went to Cal State Bakersfield so there you go.

And your debt level after graduation was?

 

[General Malaise]

Some of my relatives have ramped up the rhetoric on facebook...

Dear Family and Friends .... I awaken for a 2nd day in complete disgust with a country which I love who has reelected a socialist, free spending, despot. America can send a Rover to Mars 225,000,000 miles away, so that we can watch the landscape and environment clearly. Yet, when we watch with clarity the effects of the "Social Experiment" in Europe, only 5,000 miles away, we sutter in disbelief. If you did not do all you could to elect Mitt Romney as President, a businessman who has a successful track record over this guy who currently occupies 1600 Pennsylvania, God help you.I am not sorry for my beliefs and feelings, I only shutter at the effects of main stream media and their failure to accurately and honestly report the facts the way they are.Anyone who attempts to post a hateful or disingenuous comment will be deleted as a friend and should be.God help America.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

FINALLY got my will executed. Between me giving the attorney bad info and his secretary typing the wrong stuff, it took a few weeks to get resolved. I may or may not be going away anytime soon, but I would suggest that everyone who owns a home and/or has kids get this done.

Lawyer has a copy, my brother and mom will have one Thanksgiving, I will record one at the Court House, and will put one in my personnel file at work. Next taks is to make up a spreadsheet with all of my bills/doctors/important contacts listed and give it to all of the above.

If your stuff goes to probate, it's a PITA for those left. I know it's kinda morbid, but please - for those you love - get your #### legal and out of the government's hands.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Just got back from visiting clients. I need to stop at Home Depot to see if they had a drawer pull that matched the one that was broken by my boys. Lowes didn't have it. A guy is trying to back out and even though I have the right away, I wait for him. But he waits for me. I say nuts to it and go to pull in one of the two spots next to him but some dooshbag left a cart there. He backed out pointing and laughing at me. I wished herpes on him, found another spot, and returned to the cart to a carousel like a civilized human being.

I was going about 80 on the way back to the office when another car came flying up behind me. One of those tiny things. Unlike the rest of the people around here, I got over so he could pass. About three miles down the road he was pulled over by a cop. The car was orange just like that Home Depot cart. Karma? Maybe.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

FINALLY got my will executed. Between me giving the attorney bad info and his secretary typing the wrong stuff, it took a few weeks to get resolved. I may or may not be going away anytime soon, but I would suggest that everyone who owns a home and/or has kids get this done. Lawyer has a copy, my brother and mom will have one Thanksgiving, I will record one at the Court House, and will put one in my personnel file at work. Next taks is to make up a spreadsheet with all of my bills/doctors/important contacts listed and give it to all of the above.If your stuff goes to probate, it's a PITA for those left. I know it's kinda morbid, but please - for those you love - get your #### legal and out of the government's hands.

Don't forget computer passwords and stuff like that (if you want people to know them). For example, PV's dad near the end had some stuff on his laptop that was needed but he had it password protected.Edit: BTW, best of luck Uruk Hai

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Met a guy last night who went to Millsaps.

Was the pizza still hot? Did you tip him?

Of course this was coming from the guy that went to Cal State Bakersfield so there you go.

And your debt level after graduation was?

$0.00 But in all fairness my mom (thanks to a generous inheritance from my grandfather) paid.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

FINALLY got my will executed. Between me giving the attorney bad info and his secretary typing the wrong stuff, it took a few weeks to get resolved. I may or may not be going away anytime soon, but I would suggest that everyone who owns a home and/or has kids get this done. Lawyer has a copy, my brother and mom will have one Thanksgiving, I will record one at the Court House, and will put one in my personnel file at work. Next taks is to make up a spreadsheet with all of my bills/doctors/important contacts listed and give it to all of the above.If your stuff goes to probate, it's a PITA for those left. I know it's kinda morbid, but please - for those you love - get your #### legal and out of the government's hands.

Don't forget computer passwords and stuff like that (if you want people to know them). For example, PV's dad near the end had some stuff on his laptop that was needed but he had it password protected.Edit: BTW, best of luck Uruk Hai

Thanks, TRE. I didn't even think about passwords. Not that anyone would want to use my FBG account and act the idiot I have, but there are other passwords that my family should know.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

some dooshbag left a cart there...

People that do this are worse than serial killers IMO.

 

[General Malaise]

FINALLY got my will executed. Between me giving the attorney bad info and his secretary typing the wrong stuff, it took a few weeks to get resolved. I may or may not be going away anytime soon, but I would suggest that everyone who owns a home and/or has kids get this done. Lawyer has a copy, my brother and mom will have one Thanksgiving, I will record one at the Court House, and will put one in my personnel file at work. Next taks is to make up a spreadsheet with all of my bills/doctors/important contacts listed and give it to all of the above.If your stuff goes to probate, it's a PITA for those left. I know it's kinda morbid, but please - for those you love - get your #### legal and out of the government's hands.

Who gets all your boxer shorts?

 

[Sheriff Bart]

some dooshbag left a cart there...

People that do this are worse than serial killers IMO.

I also wanted to pass on a little energy tip. Our kitchen has so many lights you could perform surgery in there. There are 8 flood lights, 2 lights that hang down above the island, then a "chandelier" that holds three bulbs over a small table. Mrs. SLB likes to turn EVERY ONE of them on to do stuff like pour a glass of line and then leave them all on. So I replaced the island lights and the "chandelier: lights with LED bulbs. They are crazy expensive but last literally 20 years. My electric bill dropped 35% compared to the same period last year. So in 3 more months the bulbs will have paid for themselves. I'll be replacing the the flood lights with LED when they burn out.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

FINALLY got my will executed. Between me giving the attorney bad info and his secretary typing the wrong stuff, it took a few weeks to get resolved. I may or may not be going away anytime soon, but I would suggest that everyone who owns a home and/or has kids get this done.

Lawyer has a copy, my brother and mom will have one Thanksgiving, I will record one at the Court House, and will put one in my personnel file at work. Next taks is to make up a spreadsheet with all of my bills/doctors/important contacts listed and give it to all of the above.

If your stuff goes to probate, it's a PITA for those left. I know it's kinda morbid, but please - for those you love - get your #### legal and out of the government's hands.

I'm glad to hear that and I have. Although I need to have it looked at since it was 12 years ago when we had it drawn up.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

FINALLY got my will executed. Between me giving the attorney bad info and his secretary typing the wrong stuff, it took a few weeks to get resolved. I may or may not be going away anytime soon, but I would suggest that everyone who owns a home and/or has kids get this done. Lawyer has a copy, my brother and mom will have one Thanksgiving, I will record one at the Court House, and will put one in my personnel file at work. Next taks is to make up a spreadsheet with all of my bills/doctors/important contacts listed and give it to all of the above.If your stuff goes to probate, it's a PITA for those left. I know it's kinda morbid, but please - for those you love - get your #### legal and out of the government's hands.

Who gets all your boxer shorts?

Newt and Rachel can fight over them. Before that happens, though, I'd love an Ex-Lax overload.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

FINALLY got my will executed. Between me giving the attorney bad info and his secretary typing the wrong stuff, it took a few weeks to get resolved. I may or may not be going away anytime soon, but I would suggest that everyone who owns a home and/or has kids get this done.

Lawyer has a copy, my brother and mom will have one Thanksgiving, I will record one at the Court House, and will put one in my personnel file at work. Next taks is to make up a spreadsheet with all of my bills/doctors/important contacts listed and give it to all of the above.

If your stuff goes to probate, it's a PITA for those left. I know it's kinda morbid, but please - for those you love - get your #### legal and out of the government's hands.

I'm glad to hear that and I have. Although I need to have it looked at since it was 12 years ago when we had it drawn up.

My last will before this one was two wives ago. Saying that is both sad and liberating.

 

[proninja]

Whichever one of you is posting as SWC in the Romney thread with all the other brohans is cracking me up

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Wills, passwords, blah blah.

What does one do about your porn? I think my wife would be a good egg and just delete it all for me. But I probably need to show her the right folder or something, right? Should I make some special notes just for her?

 

[General Malaise]

some dooshbag left a cart there...

People that do this are worse than serial killers IMO.

I also wanted to pass on a little energy tip.

Our kitchen has so many lights you could perform surgery in there. There are 8 flood lights, 2 lights that hang down above the island, then a "chandelier" that holds three bulbs over a small table. Mrs. SLB likes to turn EVERY ONE of them on to do stuff like pour a glass of line and then leave them all on. So I replaced the island lights and the "chandelier: lights with LED bulbs. They are crazy expensive but last literally 20 years. My electric bill dropped 35% compared to the same period last year. So in 3 more months the bulbs will have paid for themselves. I'll be replacing the the flood lights with LED when they burn out.

Asian?

 

[General Malaise]

Wills, passwords, blah blah.What does one do about your porn? I think my wife would be a good egg and just delete it all for me. But I probably need to show her the right folder or something, right? Should I make some special notes just for her?

With all the free tubes and what not out there, why does one still need to collect pron? Just do what I did...get hammered and throw all your DVD's around town like a disc golf. Let the horny jerkers of the next generation find them like we found old, tattered stuck-together magazines.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Wills, passwords, blah blah.What does one do about your porn? I think my wife would be a good egg and just delete it all for me. But I probably need to show her the right folder or something, right? Should I make some special notes just for her?

Good thing about being single is that I don't have to hide pRon, but I don't have any saved on my PC in any case. Not hard (hehe) to find if you want it.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Wills, passwords, blah blah.What does one do about your porn? I think my wife would be a good egg and just delete it all for me. But I probably need to show her the right folder or something, right? Should I make some special notes just for her?

With all the free tubes and what not out there, why does one still need to collect pron? Just do what I did...get hammered and throw all your DVD's around town like a disc golf. Let the horny jerkers of the next generation find them like we found old, tattered stuck-together magazines.

Wait, you just threw it out the window? At various intersections? I need to know how this went down.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Wills, passwords, blah blah.What does one do about your porn? I think my wife would be a good egg and just delete it all for me. But I probably need to show her the right folder or something, right? Should I make some special notes just for her?

Definitely. And box up any other weird #### you might have and give her instructions to toss out.

 

[General Malaise]

Wills, passwords, blah blah.

What does one do about your porn? I think my wife would be a good egg and just delete it all for me. But I probably need to show her the right folder or something, right? Should I make some special notes just for her?

With all the free tubes and what not out there, why does one still need to collect pron? Just do what I did...get hammered and throw all your DVD's around town like a disc golf. Let the horny jerkers of the next generation find them like we found old, tattered stuck-together magazines.

Wait, you just threw it out the window? At various intersections? I need to know how this went down.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I also sent a few pron DVD's to Disco Stu many moons ago, as mentioned here before. Can't remember what funny line I attached to this, but it was akin to giving Michael J. Fox a martini shaker as a gift.

 

[General Malaise]

Wills, passwords, blah blah.What does one do about your porn? I think my wife would be a good egg and just delete it all for me. But I probably need to show her the right folder or something, right? Should I make some special notes just for her?

Good thing about being single is that I don't have to hide pRon, but I don't have any saved on my PC in any case. Not hard (hehe) to find if you want it.

There's just TOO much pron now. I spend more time picking out a selection than I do, um...watching...that selection. I kind of miss the old days of having to sneak around a bit.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Wills, passwords, blah blah.What does one do about your porn? I think my wife would be a good egg and just delete it all for me. But I probably need to show her the right folder or something, right? Should I make some special notes just for her?

Good thing about being single is that I don't have to hide pRon, but I don't have any saved on my PC in any case. Not hard (hehe) to find if you want it.

There's just TOO much pron now. I spend more time picking out a selection than I do, um...watching...that selection. I kind of miss the old days of having to sneak around a bit.

Yep. Not much fun anymore, if the search was the thing.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Wills, passwords, blah blah.

What does one do about your porn? I think my wife would be a good egg and just delete it all for me. But I probably need to show her the right folder or something, right? Should I make some special notes just for her?

Good thing about being single is that I don't have to hide pRon, but I don't have any saved on my PC in any case. Not hard (hehe) to find if you want it.

There's just TOO much pron now. I spend more time picking out a selection than I do, um...watching...that selection. I kind of miss the old days of having to sneak around a bit.

Yep. Not much fun anymore, if the search was the thing.

Let's not go that far, Kirk Cameron.

 

[General Malaise]

Wills, passwords, blah blah.What does one do about your porn? I think my wife would be a good egg and just delete it all for me. But I probably need to show her the right folder or something, right? Should I make some special notes just for her?

Good thing about being single is that I don't have to hide pRon, but I don't have any saved on my PC in any case. Not hard (hehe) to find if you want it.

There's just TOO much pron now. I spend more time picking out a selection than I do, um...watching...that selection. I kind of miss the old days of having to sneak around a bit.

Yep. Not much fun anymore, if the search was the thing.

well, it's....fun enough, I guess.

 

[General Malaise]

Wills, passwords, blah blah.

What does one do about your porn? I think my wife would be a good egg and just delete it all for me. But I probably need to show her the right folder or something, right? Should I make some special notes just for her?

Good thing about being single is that I don't have to hide pRon, but I don't have any saved on my PC in any case. Not hard (hehe) to find if you want it.

There's just TOO much pron now. I spend more time picking out a selection than I do, um...watching...that selection. I kind of miss the old days of having to sneak around a bit.

Yep. Not much fun anymore, if the search was the thing.

Let's not go that far, Kirk Cameron.

Man, talk about a waste of carbon. If I were transplanted into Kirk's body, Tracy Gold would still be limping today.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Wills, passwords, blah blah.

What does one do about your porn? I think my wife would be a good egg and just delete it all for me. But I probably need to show her the right folder or something, right? Should I make some special notes just for her?

Good thing about being single is that I don't have to hide pRon, but I don't have any saved on my PC in any case. Not hard (hehe) to find if you want it.

There's just TOO much pron now. I spend more time picking out a selection than I do, um...watching...that selection. I kind of miss the old days of having to sneak around a bit.

Yep. Not much fun anymore, if the search was the thing.

Let's not go that far, Kirk Cameron.

Christ, do I come across like that? FML.

 

[krista4]

Have you ever meant to forward an e-mail chain to your boss to complain about the other person in the e-mail chain and how they are "useless" at their job, but then RIGHT BEFORE sending you realize that instead of forwarding it, you actually hit reply and were about to send it to the useless person instead, so you correct your error to avoid complete embarrassment and a potential brouhaha at work?

No, me neither. At least with respect to that last part. :(

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Wills, passwords, blah blah.

What does one do about your porn? I think my wife would be a good egg and just delete it all for me. But I probably need to show her the right folder or something, right? Should I make some special notes just for her?

Good thing about being single is that I don't have to hide pRon, but I don't have any saved on my PC in any case. Not hard (hehe) to find if you want it.

There's just TOO much pron now. I spend more time picking out a selection than I do, um...watching...that selection. I kind of miss the old days of having to sneak around a bit.

Yep. Not much fun anymore, if the search was the thing.

Let's not go that far, Kirk Cameron.

Christ, do I come across like that? FML.

No, you don't, but quick goat thinking sent me to Kirk when I consulted my mental list of "those that don't enjoy masturbating to porn".

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wills, passwords, blah blah.

What does one do about your porn? I think my wife would be a good egg and just delete it all for me. But I probably need to show her the right folder or something, right? Should I make some special notes just for her?

Good thing about being single is that I don't have to hide pRon, but I don't have any saved on my PC in any case. Not hard (hehe) to find if you want it.

There's just TOO much pron now. I spend more time picking out a selection than I do, um...watching...that selection. I kind of miss the old days of having to sneak around a bit.

Yep. Not much fun anymore, if the search was the thing.

Let's not go that far, Kirk Cameron.

Christ, do I come across like that? FML.

No, you don't, but quick goat thinking sent me to Kirk when I consulted my mental list of "those that don't enjoy masturbating to porn".

I bet Cameron is a secretly a sick, sick pup. German scat porn, Brazilian trannies, Portuguese water dogs etc...

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Wills, passwords, blah blah.

What does one do about your porn? I think my wife would be a good egg and just delete it all for me. But I probably need to show her the right folder or something, right? Should I make some special notes just for her?

Good thing about being single is that I don't have to hide pRon, but I don't have any saved on my PC in any case. Not hard (hehe) to find if you want it.

There's just TOO much pron now. I spend more time picking out a selection than I do, um...watching...that selection. I kind of miss the old days of having to sneak around a bit.

Yep. Not much fun anymore, if the search was the thing.

Let's not go that far, Kirk Cameron.

Christ, do I come across like that? FML.

No, you don't, but quick goat thinking sent me to Kirk when I consulted my mental list of "those that don't enjoy masturbating to porn".

Back in the 90s, finding whatever kink you were into made the web seem like a revelation. Or, so I'm told.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Have you ever meant to forward an e-mail chain to your boss to complain about the other person in the e-mail chain and how they are "useless" at their job, but then RIGHT BEFORE sending you realize that instead of forwarding it, you actually hit reply and were about to send it to the useless person instead, so you correct your error to avoid complete embarrassment and a potential brouhaha at work?No, me neither. At least with respect to that last part. :(

Ouch.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Have you ever meant to forward an e-mail chain to your boss to complain about the other person in the e-mail chain and how they are "useless" at their job, but then RIGHT BEFORE sending you realize that instead of forwarding it, you actually hit reply and were about to send it to the useless person instead, so you correct your error to avoid complete embarrassment and a potential brouhaha at work?No, me neither. At least with respect to that last part. :(

Oh noes.

 

[Sarnoff]

Have you ever meant to forward an e-mail chain to your boss to complain about the other person in the e-mail chain and how they are "useless" at their job, but then RIGHT BEFORE sending you realize that instead of forwarding it, you actually hit reply and were about to send it to the useless person instead, so you correct your error to avoid complete embarrassment and a potential brouhaha at work?No, me neither. At least with respect to that last part. :(

Ouch.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Have you ever meant to forward an e-mail chain to your boss to complain about the other person in the e-mail chain and how they are "useless" at their job, but then RIGHT BEFORE sending you realize that instead of forwarding it, you actually hit reply and were about to send it to the useless person instead, so you correct your error to avoid complete embarrassment and a potential brouhaha at work?No, me neither. At least with respect to that last part. :(

Damn, girly-girl. I know somewhere you can hide out of the country.

 

[krista4]

It can't be that bad, right? I mean, I didn't (directly) insult his mother or anything.

OOF.

I tried to cover, miserably, but am currently awaiting fallout.

 

[General Malaise]

Wills, passwords, blah blah.

What does one do about your porn? I think my wife would be a good egg and just delete it all for me. But I probably need to show her the right folder or something, right? Should I make some special notes just for her?

Good thing about being single is that I don't have to hide pRon, but I don't have any saved on my PC in any case. Not hard (hehe) to find if you want it.

There's just TOO much pron now. I spend more time picking out a selection than I do, um...watching...that selection. I kind of miss the old days of having to sneak around a bit.

Yep. Not much fun anymore, if the search was the thing.

Let's not go that far, Kirk Cameron.

Christ, do I come across like that? FML.

No, you don't, but quick goat thinking sent me to Kirk when I consulted my mental list of "those that don't enjoy masturbating to porn".

Back in the 90s, finding whatever kink you were into made the web seem like a revelation. Or, so I'm told.

I'm glad I no longer have to hide VHS tapes anymore. I used to put white stripes with movie labels down the side of them for movies I didn't think ANY of my guests or girlfriends or mothers would want to watch...."Dead Man Walking" was a collection of about 3 different movies I recorded one night off the naughty channel. I always snickered when people would pause to discuss that one with me. "Wings of a Dove" was actually "Bad Girls 3", set in a female prison.

 

[General Malaise]

It can't be that bad, right? I mean, I didn't (directly) insult his mother or anything.OOF.I tried to cover, miserably, but am currently awaiting fallout.

Phone this person right now and say "MEET ME OUTSIDE NOW!"Then run over to their desk and delete your email. Then go outside and give them a $20 or something.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

It can't be that bad, right? I mean, I didn't (directly) insult his mother or anything.OOF.I tried to cover, miserably, but am currently awaiting fallout.

Phone this person right now and say "MEET ME OUTSIDE NOW!"Then run over to their desk and delete your email. Then go outside and give them a $20 or something.

 

[krista4]

It can't be that bad, right? I mean, I didn't (directly) insult his mother or anything.OOF.I tried to cover, miserably, but am currently awaiting fallout.

Phone this person right now and say "MEET ME OUTSIDE NOW!"Then run over to their desk and delete your email. Then go outside and give them a $20 or something.

By the way, I still owe you (GM) these cigars that are burning a hole in my desk drawer. Sorry, have been swamped until now and didn't remember to mail them.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Wills, passwords, blah blah.

What does one do about your porn? I think my wife would be a good egg and just delete it all for me. But I probably need to show her the right folder or something, right? Should I make some special notes just for her?

Good thing about being single is that I don't have to hide pRon, but I don't have any saved on my PC in any case. Not hard (hehe) to find if you want it.

There's just TOO much pron now. I spend more time picking out a selection than I do, um...watching...that selection. I kind of miss the old days of having to sneak around a bit.

Yep. Not much fun anymore, if the search was the thing.

Let's not go that far, Kirk Cameron.

Christ, do I come across like that? FML.

No, you don't, but quick goat thinking sent me to Kirk when I consulted my mental list of "those that don't enjoy masturbating to porn".

Back in the 90s, finding whatever kink you were into made the web seem like a revelation. Or, so I'm told.

I'm glad I no longer have to hide VHS tapes anymore. I used to put white stripes with movie labels down the side of them for movies I didn't think ANY of my guests or girlfriends or mothers would want to watch...."Dead Man Walking" was a collection of about 3 different movies I recorded one night off the naughty channel. I always snickered when people would pause to discuss that one with me. "Wings of a Dove" was actually "Bad Girls 3", set in a female prison.

You're smarter than I, gb. I actually wrote the title on each cardboard case. That worked out well when my anti-porn 2nd wife went snooping.

 

[phishphan]

I also sent a few pron DVD's to Disco Stu many moons ago, as mentioned here before. Can't remember what funny line I attached to this, but it was akin to giving Michael J. Fox a martini shaker as a gift.

I received DVD pr0n in the mail from either Philly Sports Dude or Harry BeanBag once. That was fun trying to explain.

 

[Josie Maran]

Met a guy last night who went to Millsaps.

Was the pizza still hot? Did you tip him?

Of course this was coming from the guy that went to Cal State Bakersfield so there you go.

And your debt level after graduation was?

$0.00 But in all fairness my mom (thanks to a generous inheritance from my grandfather) paid.

F'n trust-fund babies.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I also sent a few pron DVD's to Disco Stu many moons ago, as mentioned here before. Can't remember what funny line I attached to this, but it was akin to giving Michael J. Fox a martini shaker as a gift.

I received DVD pr0n in the mail from either Philly Sports Dude or Harry BeanBag once. That was fun trying to explain.

Hoss sent me dvd pron once. Asian pron even!

 

[Limp Ditka]

FINALLY got my will executed. Between me giving the attorney bad info and his secretary typing the wrong stuff, it took a few weeks to get resolved. I may or may not be going away anytime soon, but I would suggest that everyone who owns a home and/or has kids get this done. Lawyer has a copy, my brother and mom will have one Thanksgiving, I will record one at the Court House, and will put one in my personnel file at work. Next taks is to make up a spreadsheet with all of my bills/doctors/important contacts listed and give it to all of the above.If your stuff goes to probate, it's a PITA for those left. I know it's kinda morbid, but please - for those you love - get your #### legal and out of the government's hands.

Don't forget computer passwords and stuff like that (if you want people to know them). For example, PV's dad near the end had some stuff on his laptop that was needed but he had it password protected.Edit: BTW, best of luck Uruk Hai

Thanks, TRE. I didn't even think about passwords. Not that anyone would want to use my FBG account and act the idiot I have, but there are other passwords that my family should know.

Homer and Tanner are always on the lookout for aliai.