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'General Malaise said:
I just phone hoored with SLB for like nine hours. Go ahead, try and not be jealous!
On your way to Utah?
I don't know what that means, but if some dirty blonde phonehoor from Portland was interested....he might get a phone call.You know you want it. :yes:
re: Utah...some dude is driving his family 21 hours to Utah for holiday. Somebody mentioned 21 one-hour conversations with St Louis Bob to help pass the time.:notebook:I'd love to chat sometime. :wub:
Some dude?
 
Folgers is running a pretty unreal promo, buy up to $200 worth of coffee, three cases minimum, and they will reimburse you 100%. You can buy from me or elsewhere. Shoot me a PM with an e-mail address if you would like the form.

 
'General Malaise said:
I just phone hoored with SLB for like nine hours. Go ahead, try and not be jealous!
On your way to Utah?
I don't know what that means, but if some dirty blonde phonehoor from Portland was interested....he might get a phone call.You know you want it. :yes:
re: Utah...some dude is driving his family 21 hours to Utah for holiday. Somebody mentioned 21 one-hour conversations with St Louis Bob to help pass the time.:notebook:I'd love to chat sometime. :wub:
Some dude?
Don't be a baby.
 
'Good said:
Blazing Five!

Buccaneers (-1.5) at Panthers

Saints (-4.5) at Raiders

Browns (+8) at Cowboys

Packers at Lions (+3.5)

Ravens at Steelers (+3.5)
Not sure I'll be following that Steelers pick
 
'Captain Quinoa said:
'General Malaise said:
'Good said:
Blazing Five!

Buccaneers (-1.5) at Panthers

Saints (-4.5) at Raiders

Browns (+8) at Cowboys

Packers at Lions (+3.5)

Ravens at Steelers (+3.5)
3-2 last week and he got crapped on. :loco:
might want to check on Joe Haden's status before betting on the Browns. Even if he does play I don't like it. One of the few games in which the Cowboys will have the coaching edge in addition to the talent edge.
but Dallas is one of those wierd teams that plays like #### at home and CLE is coming off the bye. Just something to think about.
 
Folgers is running a pretty unreal promo, buy up to $200 worth of coffee, three cases minimum, and they will reimburse you 100%. You can buy from me or elsewhere. Shoot me a PM with an e-mail address if you would like the form.
Are their any eligible Folgers products other than straight old regluar tiredass Folger's?PM or email the poop and I'll do it regardless. Ground coffee is the best deodorizer ever. Makes musty rooms smell fresh, removes refrigerator odors, gets rid of the cigarette smell in cars and covers the smell of the ex when the power goes off in the basement and the freezer is off for a few days.
 
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'Captain Quinoa said:
'General Malaise said:
'Good said:
Blazing Five!

Buccaneers (-1.5) at Panthers

Saints (-4.5) at Raiders

Browns (+8) at Cowboys

Packers at Lions (+3.5)

Ravens at Steelers (+3.5)
3-2 last week and he got crapped on. :loco:
might want to check on Joe Haden's status before betting on the Browns. Even if he does play I don't like it. One of the few games in which the Cowboys will have the coaching edge in addition to the talent edge.
but Dallas is one of those wierd teams that plays like #### at home and CLE is coming off the bye. Just something to think about.
Teased to +14 works great for me. Jason Garret is a horrendous coach.
 
I got into work this morning a little after 11. Fifteen minutes later I went to lunch. Got back to my desk around 1 and I have been planning out my thanksgiving feast since then. Getting ready to go to happy hour in a minute :thumbup:

 
I've found two great television shows this week, neither one are Duck Dynasty, which is putrid.

1) The Men Who Built America - Stumbled upon this last night. Will DVR and make my sons watch this. Only got through 1.5 episodes, but cannot wait to watch them all. Simply fascinating. The amount of power Rockefeller, Morgan and Carnegie had back then is staggering. They bought a presidential election. Tanner, you should stop teaching for a week and make your kids watch this...then play on the internet all day long. Oh, wait...

2) Dangerous Grounds - I thought of Britney Spears when I saw this the other night. Fascinating quest of a man determined to find the most incredible coffee on the planet and willing to risk anything to get it. The only downside is watching him brew up the coffee at the end...I wanted to jump through the screen to get a sip. I watched this at 11pm and had the shakes for coffee despite having a full glass of red wine on my person. Terrific show.

That is all.

 
I've found two great television shows this week, neither one are Duck Dynasty, which is putrid.

1) The Men Who Built America - Stumbled upon this last night. Will DVR and make my sons watch this. Only got through 1.5 episodes, but cannot wait to watch them all. Simply fascinating. The amount of power Rockefeller, Morgan and Carnegie had back then is staggering. They bought a presidential election. Tanner, you should stop teaching for a week and make your kids watch this...then play on the internet all day long. Oh, wait...
:lmao: I watched some of that. Your average 14 year old wouldn't be impressed though. They do like "America: The Story of Us". Lots of cool CGI stuff and some blood n guts.
 
'Captain Quinoa said:
'General Malaise said:
'Good said:
Blazing Five!

Buccaneers (-1.5) at Panthers

Saints (-4.5) at Raiders

Browns (+8) at Cowboys

Packers at Lions (+3.5)

Ravens at Steelers (+3.5)
3-2 last week and he got crapped on. :loco:
might want to check on Joe Haden's status before betting on the Browns. Even if he does play I don't like it. One of the few games in which the Cowboys will have the coaching edge in addition to the talent edge.
but Dallas is one of those wierd teams that plays like #### at home and CLE is coming off the bye. Just something to think about.
Teased to +14 works great for me. Jason Garret is a horrendous coach.
do you do one big 5 team teaser or 10 three team teasers?
 
I've found two great television shows this week, neither one are Duck Dynasty, which is putrid.

1) The Men Who Built America - Stumbled upon this last night. Will DVR and make my sons watch this. Only got through 1.5 episodes, but cannot wait to watch them all. Simply fascinating. The amount of power Rockefeller, Morgan and Carnegie had back then is staggering. They bought a presidential election. Tanner, you should stop teaching for a week and make your kids watch this...then play on the internet all day long. Oh, wait...
:lmao: I watched some of that. Your average 14 year old wouldn't be impressed though. They do like "America: The Story of Us". Lots of cool CGI stuff and some blood n guts.
I'm ashamed that as a history major I either forgot or wasn't aware at the power plays performed by that mighty triumvirate. The interaction between Carnegie and Morgan when he sold his entire industry to him was incredible. We talk about the disparity between the rich and the poor today, my god. Back then? It was egregious. Morgan taking over Edison's company and changing the name from Edison Electric to General Electric...Morgan was freaking ruthless. I'm going to make my average 10 and 8 year olds like this.

 
'Captain Quinoa said:
'General Malaise said:
'Good said:
Blazing Five!

Buccaneers (-1.5) at Panthers

Saints (-4.5) at Raiders

Browns (+8) at Cowboys

Packers at Lions (+3.5)

Ravens at Steelers (+3.5)
3-2 last week and he got crapped on. :loco:
might want to check on Joe Haden's status before betting on the Browns. Even if he does play I don't like it. One of the few games in which the Cowboys will have the coaching edge in addition to the talent edge.
but Dallas is one of those wierd teams that plays like #### at home and CLE is coming off the bye. Just something to think about.
Teased to +14 works great for me. Jason Garret is a horrendous coach.
do you do one big 5 team teaser or 10 three team teasers?
I round robin parlay his picks in 2s/3s/4s/5s and do one giant teaser. But like he said today, he's over due for a bad week, so beware.But god, that teaser looks sooooooo goooooood....

 
I've found two great television shows this week, neither one are Duck Dynasty, which is putrid.

2) Dangerous Grounds - I thought of Britney Spears when I saw this the other night. Fascinating quest of a man determined to find the most incredible coffee on the planet and willing to risk anything to get it. The only downside is watching him brew up the coffee at the end...I wanted to jump through the screen to get a sip. I watched this at 11pm and had the shakes for coffee despite having a full glass of red wine on my person. Terrific show.

That is all.
So is he a Sweet and Low guy? Splenda? What flavor CoffeeMate did he go for?
 
I've found two great television shows this week, neither one are Duck Dynasty, which is putrid.

2) Dangerous Grounds - I thought of Britney Spears when I saw this the other night. Fascinating quest of a man determined to find the most incredible coffee on the planet and willing to risk anything to get it. The only downside is watching him brew up the coffee at the end...I wanted to jump through the screen to get a sip. I watched this at 11pm and had the shakes for coffee despite having a full glass of red wine on my person. Terrific show.

That is all.
So is he a Sweet and Low guy? Splenda? What flavor CoffeeMate did he go for?
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Episode I saw he turned the ground beans into espresso. I was drooling.

 
1) The Men Who Built America - Stumbled upon this last night. Will DVR and make my sons watch this. Only got through 1.5 episodes, but cannot wait to watch them all. Simply fascinating. The amount of power Rockefeller, Morgan and Carnegie had back then is staggering. They bought a presidential election. Tanner, you should stop teaching for a week and make your kids watch this...then play on the internet all day long. Oh, wait...
I thought this was pretty interesting, but they did their damnedest to stretch about an hour of content into 2 hours. It seemed like they would present a topic, review the topic into a segue of another topic before going to commercial, come back from commercial to review the same topic for 5 more minutes and then move on to the next. Rinse, repeat. I gave up after the JP Morgan episodeWould probably be pretty good for kids though.

 
1) The Men Who Built America - Stumbled upon this last night. Will DVR and make my sons watch this. Only got through 1.5 episodes, but cannot wait to watch them all. Simply fascinating. The amount of power Rockefeller, Morgan and Carnegie had back then is staggering. They bought a presidential election. Tanner, you should stop teaching for a week and make your kids watch this...then play on the internet all day long. Oh, wait...
I thought this was pretty interesting, but they did their damnedest to stretch about an hour of content into 2 hours. It seemed like they would present a topic, review the topic into a segue of another topic before going to commercial, come back from commercial to review the same topic for 5 more minutes and then move on to the next. Rinse, repeat. I gave up after the JP Morgan episodeWould probably be pretty good for kids though.
The weed helped keep my interest level high.Also, I like reviewing what was just said because my short term memory is pretty, um...hey, a Cheetoh!

 
Just based on the laugh-out-loud reactions this thread has given me, my cheeks will esplode in Austin. Can't wait to meet y'all.

 
1) The Men Who Built America - Stumbled upon this last night. Will DVR and make my sons watch this. Only got through 1.5 episodes, but cannot wait to watch them all. Simply fascinating. The amount of power Rockefeller, Morgan and Carnegie had back then is staggering. They bought a presidential election. Tanner, you should stop teaching for a week and make your kids watch this...then play on the internet all day long. Oh, wait...
I thought this was pretty interesting, but they did their damnedest to stretch about an hour of content into 2 hours. It seemed like they would present a topic, review the topic into a segue of another topic before going to commercial, come back from commercial to review the same topic for 5 more minutes and then move on to the next. Rinse, repeat. I gave up after the JP Morgan episodeWould probably be pretty good for kids though.
The weed helped keep my interest level high.Also, I like reviewing what was just said because my short term memory is pretty, um...hey, a Cheetoh!
:facepalm:
 
1) The Men Who Built America - Stumbled upon this last night. Will DVR and make my sons watch this. Only got through 1.5 episodes, but cannot wait to watch them all. Simply fascinating. The amount of power Rockefeller, Morgan and Carnegie had back then is staggering. They bought a presidential election. Tanner, you should stop teaching for a week and make your kids watch this...then play on the internet all day long. Oh, wait...
I thought this was pretty interesting, but they did their damnedest to stretch about an hour of content into 2 hours. It seemed like they would present a topic, review the topic into a segue of another topic before going to commercial, come back from commercial to review the same topic for 5 more minutes and then move on to the next. Rinse, repeat. I gave up after the JP Morgan episodeWould probably be pretty good for kids though.
The weed helped keep my interest level high.Also, I like reviewing what was just said because my short term memory is pretty, um...hey, a Cheetoh!
:facepalm:
Can you honestly spell that word right without googling?
 
1) The Men Who Built America - Stumbled upon this last night. Will DVR and make my sons watch this. Only got through 1.5 episodes, but cannot wait to watch them all. Simply fascinating. The amount of power Rockefeller, Morgan and Carnegie had back then is staggering. They bought a presidential election. Tanner, you should stop teaching for a week and make your kids watch this...then play on the internet all day long. Oh, wait...
I thought this was pretty interesting, but they did their damnedest to stretch about an hour of content into 2 hours. It seemed like they would present a topic, review the topic into a segue of another topic before going to commercial, come back from commercial to review the same topic for 5 more minutes and then move on to the next. Rinse, repeat. I gave up after the JP Morgan episodeWould probably be pretty good for kids though.
The weed helped keep my interest level high.Also, I like reviewing what was just said because my short term memory is pretty, um...hey, a Cheetoh!
:facepalm:
He COULD have been looking at one of these.
 
I have awarded myself the Red Badge of Self-Restraint today.

My 'today in history' is about the first Harry Potter movie being released. I put up some 'then vs now' pics of the cast including this one hot-as-balls Emma Watson. The one incredibly obnoxious, thinly veiled homo kid in my class says "Ewww...ugly hair cut...she looks like a boy!".

Devil on my shoulder: 'Don't you like boys? You little fruitbat.'

Angel on my shoulder: 'Remember your career!!!!'

 
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1) The Men Who Built America - Stumbled upon this last night. Will DVR and make my sons watch this. Only got through 1.5 episodes, but cannot wait to watch them all. Simply fascinating. The amount of power Rockefeller, Morgan and Carnegie had back then is staggering. They bought a presidential election. Tanner, you should stop teaching for a week and make your kids watch this...then play on the internet all day long. Oh, wait...
I thought this was pretty interesting, but they did their damnedest to stretch about an hour of content into 2 hours. It seemed like they would present a topic, review the topic into a segue of another topic before going to commercial, come back from commercial to review the same topic for 5 more minutes and then move on to the next. Rinse, repeat. I gave up after the JP Morgan episodeWould probably be pretty good for kids though.
The weed helped keep my interest level high.Also, I like reviewing what was just said because my short term memory is pretty, um...hey, a Cheetoh!
:facepalm:
Can you honestly spell that word right without googling?
Yes, but I'm fatter than you.
 
'General Malaise said:
'Captain Quinoa said:
'General Malaise said:
'Good said:
Blazing Five!

Buccaneers (-1.5) at Panthers

Saints (-4.5) at Raiders

Browns (+8) at Cowboys

Packers at Lions (+3.5)

Ravens at Steelers (+3.5)
3-2 last week and he got crapped on. :loco:
might want to check on Joe Haden's status before betting on the Browns. Even if he does play I don't like it. One of the few games in which the Cowboys will have the coaching edge in addition to the talent edge.
Disagree wholeheartedly with the 'coaching edge'. Garret might be one of the worst game managers in the league.
He might be one of the worst, but there's no doubt that THE worst will be patrolling the opposite sideline on Sunday.
 
'General Malaise said:
'Captain Quinoa said:
'General Malaise said:
'Good said:
Blazing Five!

Buccaneers (-1.5) at Panthers

Saints (-4.5) at Raiders

Browns (+8) at Cowboys

Packers at Lions (+3.5)

Ravens at Steelers (+3.5)
3-2 last week and he got crapped on. :loco:
might want to check on Joe Haden's status before betting on the Browns. Even if he does play I don't like it. One of the few games in which the Cowboys will have the coaching edge in addition to the talent edge.
Disagree wholeheartedly with the 'coaching edge'. Garret might be one of the worst game managers in the league.
He might be one of the worst, but there's no doubt that THE worst will be patrolling the opposite sideline on Sunday.
Did you see the Ravens-Cowboys game? How about the end of the Cowboys-Giants game? Dallas HAS talent. Dallas was SUPPOSED to be good. Cleveland had very low expectations and I dare say they've competed at or above their level of talent. Dallas has been an abortion this year. Garret should have been fired for his mismanagement of the Ravens contest.
 
Folgers is running a pretty unreal promo, buy up to $200 worth of coffee, three cases minimum, and they will reimburse you 100%. You can buy from me or elsewhere. Shoot me a PM with an e-mail address if you would like the form.
Are their any eligible Folgers products other than straight old regluar tiredass Folger's?PM or email the poop and I'll do it regardless. Ground coffee is the best deodorizer ever. Makes musty rooms smell fresh, removes refrigerator odors, gets rid of the cigarette smell in cars and covers the smell of the ex when the power goes off in the basement and the freezer is off for a few days.
I'll send you the form. You'll have to run it through your business though. If you get the smaller cases, you can absolutely get 3 free cases of coffee.
I've found two great television shows this week, neither one are Duck Dynasty, which is putrid.

1) The Men Who Built America - Stumbled upon this last night. Will DVR and make my sons watch this. Only got through 1.5 episodes, but cannot wait to watch them all. Simply fascinating. The amount of power Rockefeller, Morgan and Carnegie had back then is staggering. They bought a presidential election. Tanner, you should stop teaching for a week and make your kids watch this...then play on the internet all day long. Oh, wait...
Oohhhh putting this on the DVR now.
 
I have awarded myself the Red Badge of Self-Restraint today.

My 'today in history' is about the first Harry Potter movie being released. I put up some 'then vs now' pics of the cast including this one hot-as-balls Emma Watson. The one incredibly obnoxious, thinly veiled homo kid in my class says "Ewww...ugly hair cut...she looks like a boy!".

Devil on my shoulder: 'Don't you like boys? You little fruitbat.'

Angel on my shoulder: 'Remember your career!!!!'
scratch that. I don't feel like having to fire up another alias

 
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