cosjobs
Footballguy
I had a good early game set, but the late games thre me back.I bet way to much on Balt ML and teased Balt+2.5/under 47
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shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Speaking of inhaling, anyone ever cleaned an oven with that Easy Off ####? So you're supposed to spray pure lye into a heated oven? ####ing genius! I thought I was going to go into cardiac arrest today using this ####. Can't believe it's legal.Not real good to play with nor inhale, but batteries use them and stuff.'Good said:I think it's pretty good?'eoMMan said:Is cadmium a good or bad metal?'Good said:
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Scroll right through this crap.Although I do need a video camera. Been using this 8mm thing I've had for 15 years and it finally died. Anyone with recommendations?
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
So awesome.
bakes
I am the Beer God!
Made sure our new oven was self clean because of that #### when we redid the kitchen. Stuff is like sniffing napalm. Make sure the gloves don't have holes in them when you clean off the residue because the chemical burns from it suck.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Go 12-1 in St. Louis Bob's; get in a 45-way tie for 2nd. 
General Malaise
Footballguy
Watching Byron Leftwich is painful, yet curious.
General Malaise
Footballguy
4-1 for Cowherd and a 5 team teaser hit too.I teased them all too....that's been a gold mine for me this year...well, not last week, but every other week.I'm playing full Truck Units (which pails in comparison to Chainsaw Units) on these until the wheels fall off.~~~~~~▄▐▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▌3-2 last week and he got crapped on.
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cosjobs
Footballguy
huh, Honestly didn't even think of that. Just wanted to make you look like a big shot getting 40x as much as everyone else.But now that you mention it, maybe I should find some groups in Dallas and Houston to donate to. That's where most of my guests come from and a buck a head is cheaper than direct mail.
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
Sup.I need SF to win with 35 total points scored.Go 12-1 in St. Louis Bob's; get in a 45-way tie for 2nd.
cosjobs
Footballguy
envelopes, mailing lists, stationary, ink. At least a buck a piece and that's if my time free
General Malaise
Footballguy
Sup.I need SF to win with 35 total points scored.Go 12-1 in St. Louis Bob's; get in a 45-way tie for 2nd.
That's what I have. What's the tie-breaker for the tie-breaker? That Andy Cooper is 13-0 with Chicago winning. I swear to christ, if I don't win any damn money in this thing I'm done with GMTAN rigged leagues for good. That damn thing Guster ran...what. was. THAT? How did I not hit ONE f'n game? 
TigerFan needs to fire up the squares pool again. That was awesome.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
You have 36 points liar.Sup.I need SF to win with 35 total points scored.Go 12-1 in St. Louis Bob's; get in a 45-way tie for 2nd.
General Malaise
Footballguy
ah, so I do. I think I was looking at your team.You have 36 points liar.Sup.I need SF to win with 35 total points scored.Go 12-1 in St. Louis Bob's; get in a 45-way tie for 2nd.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Sounds like NASCAR points. Leader has 123,492 points and the next guy is like 12 behind.Go 12-1 in St. Louis Bob's; get in a 45-way tie for 2nd.
Guster
Footballguy
Sup.I need SF to win with 35 total points scored.Go 12-1 in St. Louis Bob's; get in a 45-way tie for 2nd.
Guster
Footballguy
SF & 42 gets me a split of the weekly pot and puts me 1 game back of the overall leadI didn't realize until I looked through all the 2nd place teams that we could do half point tie breakersSup.I need SF to win with 35 total points scored.Go 12-1 in St. Louis Bob's; get in a 45-way tie for 2nd.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
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kevzilla
Footballguy
Say hi to Tanner for us.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
-fish-
Footballguy
Kids are awesome. Well, my kid. The rest of them suck and are a pain in the ###.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Tonight we're playing a game with our 2.5 year old where we have her dog toy on a blanket, and we're tossing him up in the air. Out of nowhere, unprompted, she says "We have a great family." How ####### great is that? She's also pretty advanced, linguistically. My wife and I look at each other, amazed, and she just keeps rolling right along with throwing the dog up in the air. She'll also completely melt down, and an hour later, apologize to us unprompted.
Kids are pretty awesome. They can also be a massive pain in the #### and they guarantee you're going to get laid about 82% less than you normally would, but it's so worth it. I think. I'm pretty sure.
COWHERD!
Kids are pretty awesome. They can also be a massive pain in the #### and they guarantee you're going to get laid about 82% less than you normally would, but it's so worth it. I think. I'm pretty sure.
COWHERD!
-fish-
Footballguy
you give dog toys to your kid?Tonight we're playing a game with our 2.5 year old where we have her dog toy on a blanket, and we're tossing him up in the air. Out of nowhere, unprompted, she says "We have a great family." How ####### great is that? She's also pretty advanced, linguistically. My wife and I look at each other, amazed, and she just keeps rolling right along with throwing the dog up in the air. She'll also completely melt down, and an hour later, apologize to us unprompted. Kids are pretty awesome. They can also be a massive pain in the #### and they guarantee you're going to get laid about 82% less than you normally would, but it's so worth it. I think. I'm pretty sure.COWHERD!
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
It's a stuffed dog.I think we played with a ball today that's made for cats.you give dog toys to your kid?Tonight we're playing a game with our 2.5 year old where we have her dog toy on a blanket, and we're tossing him up in the air. Out of nowhere, unprompted, she says "We have a great family." How ####### great is that? She's also pretty advanced, linguistically. My wife and I look at each other, amazed, and she just keeps rolling right along with throwing the dog up in the air. She'll also completely melt down, and an hour later, apologize to us unprompted. Kids are pretty awesome. They can also be a massive pain in the #### and they guarantee you're going to get laid about 82% less than you normally would, but it's so worth it. I think. I'm pretty sure.COWHERD!
-fish-
Footballguy
I'm not judging. Kid toys are expensive.It's a stuffed dog.I think we played with a ball today that's made for cats.you give dog toys to your kid?Tonight we're playing a game with our 2.5 year old where we have her dog toy on a blanket, and we're tossing him up in the air. Out of nowhere, unprompted, she says "We have a great family." How ####### great is that? She's also pretty advanced, linguistically. My wife and I look at each other, amazed, and she just keeps rolling right along with throwing the dog up in the air. She'll also completely melt down, and an hour later, apologize to us unprompted. Kids are pretty awesome. They can also be a massive pain in the #### and they guarantee you're going to get laid about 82% less than you normally would, but it's so worth it. I think. I'm pretty sure.COWHERD!
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
You can make toys out of anything, really. There is not much of a correlation between money spent on a toy, and said enjoyment received from that toy.I'm not judging. Kid toys are expensive.It's a stuffed dog.I think we played with a ball today that's made for cats.you give dog toys to your kid?Tonight we're playing a game with our 2.5 year old where we have her dog toy on a blanket, and we're tossing him up in the air. Out of nowhere, unprompted, she says "We have a great family." How ####### great is that? She's also pretty advanced, linguistically. My wife and I look at each other, amazed, and she just keeps rolling right along with throwing the dog up in the air. She'll also completely melt down, and an hour later, apologize to us unprompted. Kids are pretty awesome. They can also be a massive pain in the #### and they guarantee you're going to get laid about 82% less than you normally would, but it's so worth it. I think. I'm pretty sure.COWHERD!
-fish-
Footballguy
August 26 – May Donoghue finds the remains of a snail in her gingerbeer, launching Donoghue v. Stevenson.and writes half the script for "Strange Brew"
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-fish-
Footballguy
wait a few years, my friend.You can make toys out of anything, really. There is not much of a correlation between money spent on a toy, and said enjoyment received from that toy.I'm not judging. Kid toys are expensive.It's a stuffed dog.I think we played with a ball today that's made for cats.you give dog toys to your kid?Tonight we're playing a game with our 2.5 year old where we have her dog toy on a blanket, and we're tossing him up in the air. Out of nowhere, unprompted, she says "We have a great family." How ####### great is that? She's also pretty advanced, linguistically. My wife and I look at each other, amazed, and she just keeps rolling right along with throwing the dog up in the air. She'll also completely melt down, and an hour later, apologize to us unprompted. Kids are pretty awesome. They can also be a massive pain in the #### and they guarantee you're going to get laid about 82% less than you normally would, but it's so worth it. I think. I'm pretty sure.COWHERD!
BigJohn
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
So people are really into that zombie show, huh?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I'm pretty sure Patrick Willis can throw, guy.
Guster
Footballguy
My parents are coming into town today for the first time since last September. At the time I was still with the now ex-gf, so this will be the first time ever that they've come out with it being just me (and my daughter).
As some of you might remember, my mom was diagnosed with breast cancer this summer. She had a lumpectomy and just ended radiation last week. Things are looking good/hopeful that all the cancer is gone and she can live a normal life from here, but she's been using this trip as her motivation to get up everyday and go through all that. Every time she saw a doctor, she would ask if she was still going to be able to make the trip here for thanksgiving.
So I'm trying to go big this thanksgiving and make it one she'll always remember.
I've been slowly cleaning my apartment over the past 2 months, throwing out/giving away at least a third of the non-furniture stuff that was in my place (including >2/3 of my daughter's toys!), turning it into my home and my space. The metamorphosis of my back bedroom from storage unit into guest bedroom was finally completed late last night. I think everything is in place for their arrival mid/late afternoon including decorating their bedroom with pictures of me when I was little and some pictures of my daughter.
I have a massive thanksgiving feast planned, which should be awesome since my mom still sees me as a little boy and is still surprised/impressed that I do laundry, etc. I'll be smoking 2 turkey breasts, gravy, mashed potatoes, sweet potato casserole, apple and bacon stuffing, asparagus, butternut squash soup, along with pumpkin cheese cake, apple pie and strawberry rhubarb crisp.
Oh and my mom is a big Patriots fan, so ending the day watching them beat up on the Jets should be the perfect nightcap to an awesome day
As some of you might remember, my mom was diagnosed with breast cancer this summer. She had a lumpectomy and just ended radiation last week. Things are looking good/hopeful that all the cancer is gone and she can live a normal life from here, but she's been using this trip as her motivation to get up everyday and go through all that. Every time she saw a doctor, she would ask if she was still going to be able to make the trip here for thanksgiving.
So I'm trying to go big this thanksgiving and make it one she'll always remember.
I've been slowly cleaning my apartment over the past 2 months, throwing out/giving away at least a third of the non-furniture stuff that was in my place (including >2/3 of my daughter's toys!), turning it into my home and my space. The metamorphosis of my back bedroom from storage unit into guest bedroom was finally completed late last night. I think everything is in place for their arrival mid/late afternoon including decorating their bedroom with pictures of me when I was little and some pictures of my daughter.
I have a massive thanksgiving feast planned, which should be awesome since my mom still sees me as a little boy and is still surprised/impressed that I do laundry, etc. I'll be smoking 2 turkey breasts, gravy, mashed potatoes, sweet potato casserole, apple and bacon stuffing, asparagus, butternut squash soup, along with pumpkin cheese cake, apple pie and strawberry rhubarb crisp.
Oh and my mom is a big Patriots fan, so ending the day watching them beat up on the Jets should be the perfect nightcap to an awesome day
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phishphan
Footballguy
whole lotta awesomeness right thereMy parents are coming into town today for the first time since last September. At the time I was still with the now ex-gf, so this will be the first time ever that they've come out with it being just me (and my daughter). As some of you might remember, my mom was diagnosed with breast cancer this summer. She had a lumpectomy and just ended radiation last week. Things are looking good/hopeful that all the cancer is gone and she can live a normal life from here, but she's been using this trip as her motivation to get up everyday and go through all that. Every time she saw a doctor, she would ask if she was still going to be able to make the trip here for thanksgiving. So I'm trying to go big this thanksgiving and make it one she'll always remember. I've been slowly cleaning my apartment over the past 2 months, throwing out/giving away at least a third of the non-furniture stuff that was in my place (including >2/3 of my daughter's toys!), turning it into my home and my space. The metamorphosis of my back bedroom from storage unit into guest bedroom was finally completed late last night. I think everything is in place for their arrival mid/late afternoon including decorating their bedroom with pictures of me when I was little and some pictures of my daughter.I have a massive thanksgiving feast planned, which should be awesome since my mom still sees me as a little boy and is still surprised/impressed that I do laundry, etc. I'll be smoking 2 turkey breasts, gravy, mashed potatoes, sweet potato casserole, apple and bacon stuffing, asparagus, butternut squash soup, along with pumpkin cheese cake, apple pie and strawberry rhubarb crisp. Oh and my mom is a big Patriots fan, so ending the day watching them beat up in the Jets should be the perfect nightcap to an awesome day
heckmanm
Footballguy
You sure you don't want to go with legs or thighs instead, GB?My parents are coming into town today for the first time since last September. At the time I was still with the now ex-gf, so this will be the first time ever that they've come out with it being just me (and my daughter).
As some of you might remember, my mom was diagnosed with breast cancer this summer. She had a lumpectomy and just ended radiation last week. Things are looking good/hopeful that all the cancer is gone and she can live a normal life from here, but she's been using this trip as her motivation to get up everyday and go through all that. Every time she saw a doctor, she would ask if she was still going to be able to make the trip here for thanksgiving.
So I'm trying to go big this thanksgiving and make it one she'll always remember.
I've been slowly cleaning my apartment over the past 2 months, throwing out/giving away at least a third of the non-furniture stuff that was in my place (including >2/3 of my daughter's toys!), turning it into my home and my space. The metamorphosis of my back bedroom from storage unit into guest bedroom was finally completed late last night. I think everything is in place for their arrival mid/late afternoon including decorating their bedroom with pictures of me when I was little and some pictures of my daughter.
I have a massive thanksgiving feast planned, which should be awesome since my mom still sees me as a little boy and is still surprised/impressed that I do laundry, etc. I'll be smoking 2 turkey breasts, gravy, mashed potatoes, sweet potato casserole, apple and bacon stuffing, asparagus, butternut squash soup, along with pumpkin cheese cake, apple pie and strawberry rhubarb crisp.
Oh and my mom is a big Patriots fan, so ending the day watching them beat up on the Jets should be the perfect nightcap to an awesome day
I kid. Glad to hear your mom's doing well and hope you have a great Thanksgiving with her!
Guster
Footballguy
You sure you don't want to go with legs or thighs instead, GB?My parents are coming into town today for the first time since last September. At the time I was still with the now ex-gf, so this will be the first time ever that they've come out with it being just me (and my daughter).
As some of you might remember, my mom was diagnosed with breast cancer this summer. She had a lumpectomy and just ended radiation last week. Things are looking good/hopeful that all the cancer is gone and she can live a normal life from here, but she's been using this trip as her motivation to get up everyday and go through all that. Every time she saw a doctor, she would ask if she was still going to be able to make the trip here for thanksgiving.
So I'm trying to go big this thanksgiving and make it one she'll always remember.
I've been slowly cleaning my apartment over the past 2 months, throwing out/giving away at least a third of the non-furniture stuff that was in my place (including >2/3 of my daughter's toys!), turning it into my home and my space. The metamorphosis of my back bedroom from storage unit into guest bedroom was finally completed late last night. I think everything is in place for their arrival mid/late afternoon including decorating their bedroom with pictures of me when I was little and some pictures of my daughter.
I have a massive thanksgiving feast planned, which should be awesome since my mom still sees me as a little boy and is still surprised/impressed that I do laundry, etc. I'll be smoking 2 turkey breasts, gravy, mashed potatoes, sweet potato casserole, apple and bacon stuffing, asparagus, butternut squash soup, along with pumpkin cheese cake, apple pie and strawberry rhubarb crisp.
Oh and my mom is a big Patriots fan, so ending the day watching them beat up on the Jets should be the perfect nightcap to an awesome day
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Sounds perfect!My parents are coming into town today for the first time since last September. At the time I was still with the now ex-gf, so this will be the first time ever that they've come out with it being just me (and my daughter). As some of you might remember, my mom was diagnosed with breast cancer this summer. She had a lumpectomy and just ended radiation last week. Things are looking good/hopeful that all the cancer is gone and she can live a normal life from here, but she's been using this trip as her motivation to get up everyday and go through all that. Every time she saw a doctor, she would ask if she was still going to be able to make the trip here for thanksgiving. So I'm trying to go big this thanksgiving and make it one she'll always remember. I've been slowly cleaning my apartment over the past 2 months, throwing out/giving away at least a third of the non-furniture stuff that was in my place (including >2/3 of my daughter's toys!), turning it into my home and my space. The metamorphosis of my back bedroom from storage unit into guest bedroom was finally completed late last night. I think everything is in place for their arrival mid/late afternoon including decorating their bedroom with pictures of me when I was little and some pictures of my daughter.I have a massive thanksgiving feast planned, which should be awesome since my mom still sees me as a little boy and is still surprised/impressed that I do laundry, etc. I'll be smoking 2 turkey breasts, gravy, mashed potatoes, sweet potato casserole, apple and bacon stuffing, asparagus, butternut squash soup, along with pumpkin cheese cake, apple pie and strawberry rhubarb crisp. Oh and my mom is a big Patriots fan, so ending the day watching them beat up on the Jets should be the perfect nightcap to an awesome day
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